GRcade Pirates FC - Newcastle p84

[Irene Demova]

Yeah that's the way to get support Nick!

gooseberry fool NICK OUT! IRENE IN!

He's undergoing a heel turn

[St Nick]

Yeah that's the way to get support Nick!

gooseberry fool NICK OUT! IRENE IN!

No offence, Rog. But I hardly need the support of a League 1 player, at best, like yourself.

[Irene Demova]

I have a cold

at least I didn't concede to wolverhampton

[Count Nood]

Can't even beat Wolves...

9/12 - Irene Demova will be out for a day after suffering a cold.

Wimp.

[Count Nood]

Yeah that's the way to get support Nick!

gooseberry fool NICK OUT! IRENE IN!

No offence, Rog. But I hardly need the support of a League 1 player, at best, like yourself.

Don't ever change.

[St Nick]

I have a cold

at least I didn't concede to wolverhampton

Is that the same Wolverhampton that you aren't even good enough to get a start against?

Do everyone a favour...go out on loan or something yeah? I hear Accrington Stanley are on the look out.

[Irene Demova]

I have a cold

at least I didn't concede to wolverhampton

Is that the same Wolverhampton that you aren't even good enough to get a start against?

Do everyone a favour...go out on loan or something yeah? I hear Accrington Stanley are on the look out.

I'm sure your closer to their level of quality

[Count Nood]

I think it's only a matter of time before St Nick demands a transfer to a bigger club.

[SEP]

I think it's only a matter of time before St Nick demands a transfer to a bigger club.

After letting in 10 goals in 4 games, the biggest club that'll have him is Bishop Auckland FC.

[The People's ElboReformat]

Me and Denny are too busy down the pub to be playing. Which is why we're not winning at the moment.

[Count Nood]

Haven't you been sacked yet?

[St Nick]

I think it's only a matter of time before St Nick demands a transfer to a bigger club.

After letting in 10 goals in 4 games, the biggest club that'll have him is Bishop Auckland FC.

Of course it's in not AT ALL the centre backs fault.

[Rog]

Yeah that's the way to get support Nick!

gooseberry fool NICK OUT! IRENE IN!

No offence, Rog. But I hardly need the support of a League 1 player, at best, like yourself.

It's time to start the rumour mill

Have you ever taken part in any "pranks"? You have now.

[Irene Demova]

It's just been revealed that St Nick killed MJ

[SEP]

I think it's only a matter of time before St Nick demands a transfer to a bigger club.

After letting in 10 goals in 4 games, the biggest club that'll have him is Bishop Auckland FC.

Of course it's in not AT ALL the centre backs fault.

Like I say, read the match reports. I've been working hard, man. All you have to do is stand on a line and stop balls from going past you.

[Count Nood]

Lots of dressing room pressure on Spinny to give little Irene a chance now.

[Spindash]

13/12 - GRcade Pirates vs. Aston Villa

Line-ups
GRcade (4-1-2-1-2): Irene Demova - Alex Harman, Rog, MCN, Phoenix Tennant - Drumstick - Brick Tamlin, PsychicSykes - Spindash - GM, Stig. Subs: St Nick, BTB, Mr Plough, Songwriter, SpaceJebus, Kanbei, Scotticus Erroticus.

Aston Villa (4-1-2-2-1): Friedel - Shorey, Davies, Cuellar, L. Young - Petrov - Gardner, Reo-Coker - A. Young, Agbonlahor - Carew. Subs: Taylor, Heskey, Milner, Knight, Harewood, Sidwell, O'Halloran.

First half

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| | 1 min | Kick Off | 0 : 0 |
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| | | GRcade Pirates kicked off | |
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| | 4 min | | 0 : 0 |
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| | | Carew came forward | |
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| | | Carew looked for Petrov to his left | |
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| | | Petrov searched out Gardner first time | |
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| | | Gardner ran with the ball | |
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| | | Gardner played the ball down the right | |
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| | | A crucial intervention by Alex Harman | |
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| | | Alex Harman cleared the ball | |
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| | | Shorey jumped above PsychicSykes | |
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| | | Shorey flicked the ball forward for Nigel Reo-Coker | |
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| | | Reo-Coker headed the ball on | |
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| | | Solid tackle from MCN, easily dispossessing John Carew | |
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| | | Corner-kick | |
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| | 10 min | | 0 : 0 |
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| | | PsychicSykes tried to get onto the pass | |
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| | | PsychicSykes advanced with the ball | |
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| | | PsychicSykes tried to get the cross in from the right to the far post | |
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| | | Stiliyan Petrov got above Spindash to win the ball | |
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| | | Stiliyan Petrov got his head to the ball | |
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| | | Corner-kick | |
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| | 13 min | | 0 : 0 |
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| Inj. | | Drumstick's participation was over with as he left the field injured | |
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| | 14 min | | 0 : 0 |
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| | | The game was stopped for GRcade Pirates to make a substitution | |
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| | | Mr Plough replaced the injured Drumstick | |
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| | 18 min | | 0 : 0 |
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| | | Mr Plough sprayed the ball out right for Phoenix Tennant | |
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| | | Phoenix Tennant with the ball for GRcade Pirates | |
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| | | Phoenix Tennant played the ball down the line for PsychicSykes | |
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| | | PsychicSykes brought the ball forward | |
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| | | PsychicSykes looked for Stig in the penalty area | |
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| | | Davies did well to avert the danger | |
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| | | Nigel Reo-Coker put the ball out for a throw in | |
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| | | Alex Harman passed down the line for GM | |
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| | | GM took the ball forward | |
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| | | GM passed forward to Brick Tamlin | |
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| | | Brick Tamlin brought the ball forward | |
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| | | Brick Tamlin passed to Alex Harman | |
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| | | Alex Harman moved forward with the ball | |
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| | | Reo-Coker nicked the ball from the toes of Alex Harman | |
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| | | Reo-Coker looked to volley the ball long to Carew | |
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| | | Rog made it first to the ball and intercepted | |
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| | | Rog passed forward first time to Mr Plough | |
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| | | Reo-Coker intercepted the pass | |
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| | | Reo-Coker passed left first time along the floor for Gardner to pick it up | |
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| | | Gardner ran with the ball | |
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| | | Aston Villa had a chance to launch a counter attack | |
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| | | Gardner played a good ball for John Carew | |
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| | | Carew with the ball for Aston Villa | |
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| | | Carew used his skill to go past MCN | |
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| | | Carew played a superb ball for Ashley Young | |
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| | | Ashley Young was free of the last defender | |
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| | 25 min | | 0 : 0 |
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| | | Agbonlahor ran into Alex Harman | |
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| | | Agbonlahor came forward | |
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| | | Agbonlahor went down after a trip by Alex Harman | |
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| | | The referee gave Aston Villa a free kick | |
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| | | Ashley Young whipped in the freekick | |
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| | | MCN did well to avert the danger | |
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| | 30 min | Irene Demova Save | 0 : 0 |
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| | | Agbonlahor showed Alex Harman a clean set of heels | |
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| | | The cross came in from Gabriel Agbonlahor on the right | |
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| | | MCN headed the ball to safety | |
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| | | Petrov cut out the pass | |
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| | | Petrov came forward | |
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| | | Irene Demova got up to tip it over | |
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| | | Corner | |
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| | 34 min | Petrov Chance | 0 : 0 |
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| | | Phoenix Tennant made a good sliding challenge on Ashley Young | |
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| | | The ball went out for a throw-in | |
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| | | Shorey took the throw-in | |
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| | | Spindash could not stop Carew going past him | |
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| | | John Carew passed right to Petrov | |
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| | | Stiliyan Petrov bent it from long range | |
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| | | It went just wide by Petrov | |
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| | | It would have been a superb goal if it had gone in | |
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| | 36 min | Brick Tamlin Goal | 1 : 0 |
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| | | PsychicSykes found Mr Plough with a low pass left | |
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| | | Mr Plough hit it forward to GM | |
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| | | GM bore down on goal | |
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| | | Friedel saved but could not hold onto it | |
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| | | Brick Tamlin was unmarked | |
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| Goal | | BRICK TAMLIN SCORED FOR GRCADE PIRATES!! | |
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| | 37 min | Kick Off | 1 : 0 |
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| | | Aston Villa Kicked Off | |
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| | 40 min | Irene Demova Save | 1 : 0 |
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| | | The referee gave Aston Villa a free kick | |
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| | | Agbonlahor was tripped by Brick Tamlin | |
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| | | Ashley Young hit the ball back 30 yards towards Petrov | |
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| | | Irene Demova did well to turn the ball away | |
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| | | Spindash cleared the ball | |
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| | | Corner | |
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| | 45 min | Added Time | 1 : 0 |
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| | | 2 minutes of added time were to be played | |
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| | 45+1 min | | 1 : 0 |
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| | | Gardner moved forward with the ball | |
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| | | Craig Gardner tried to find Carew with a pass to feet | |
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| | | John Carew skipped past the challenge of PsychicSykes | |
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| | | Carew tried to find Reo-Coker with pass into the area | |
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| | | Reo-Coker advanced with the ball | |
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| | | But Reo-Coker couldn't connect cleanly and sent the shot wide | |
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| | | Goal kick | |
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Second half

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| | 46 min | Kick Off | 1 : 0 |
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| | | Aston Villa got the game underway | |
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| | 48 min | Alex Harman Chance | 1 : 0 |
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| | | Stig found himself in some space | |
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| | | Cuéllar got across well to perfectly tackle the ball | |
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| | | Cuéllar seemed really up for the fight | |
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| | | Alex Harman closed in and intercepted the ball | |
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| | | Alex Harman moved in on goal | |
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| | | The ball went sailing over the crossbar | |
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| | | He should have scored | |
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| | 50 min | | 1 : 0 |
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| | | Spindash looked for Stig in front of him | |
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| | | Stig advanced with the ball | |
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| | | Stig played the ball forward | |
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| | | Brick Tamlin took the ball forward | |
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| | | Brick Tamlin put a low cross in to the far post | |
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| | | Corner | |
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| | 61 min | Carew Chance | 1 : 0 |
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| | | Cuéllar had no problem in intercepting the ball | |
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| | | Cuéllar nodded the ball to Gardner | |
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| | | Gardner brought the ball inside | |
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| | | Gardner played the ball ahead looking for Carew | |
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| | | John Carew advanced with the ball | |
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| | | But it went over the bar | |
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| | | Goal kick | |
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| | | Aston Villa had a player to come on | |
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| | | Gardner jogged off and was replaced by Milner | |
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| | 63 min | Agbonlahor Injury | 1 : 0 |
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| | | Gabriel Agbonlahor needed treatment from the oncoming physio | |
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| | | Gabriel Agbonlahor was injured by MCN's challenge | |
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| | 64 min | | 1 : 0 |
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| | | Petrov looked for Davies to his left | |
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| | | Davies played the ball down the right | |
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| | | Rog and Milner raced to pick up the ball | |
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| | | Milner took the ball forward | |
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| | | Milner put a low cross in to the far post | |
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| | | Corner | |
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| | 72 min | Substitution | 1 : 0 |
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| | | Aston Villa made a substitution | |
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| | | Agbonlahor was brought off and replaced by Heskey | |
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| | 74 min | | 1 : 0 |
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| | | It was an unbelievable miss | |
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| | 77 min | Carew Chance | 1 : 0 |
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| | | Heskey out-jumped MCN | |
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| | | Heskey got his head to the ball | |
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| | | Mr Plough flicked the ball on | |
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| | | Ashley Young tripped PsychicSykes | |
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| | | Free kick to GRcade Pirates | |
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| | | Ashley Young was given a stern telling off | |
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| | | Phoenix Tennant played the ball forward | |
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| | | PsychicSykes tried to get onto the pass | |
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| | | Shorey did well to pick out and intercept that pass | |
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| | | Shorey cleared the ball from danger | |
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| | | Reo-Coker moved forward with the ball | |
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| | | Reo-Coker played the ball forward to Carew's feet | |
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| | | Carew took the ball forward | |
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| | | He continued to bring the ball forward unchallenged | |
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| | | Carew came forward | |
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| | | Carew shot from distance | |
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| | | Carew was close, with the ball skimming the top of the bar | |
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| | 79 min | Young Chance | 1 : 0 |
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| | | Curtis Davies took the ball forward | |
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| | | Davies tried to find Petrov with a forward pass to feet | |
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| | | Petrov came forward | |
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| | | Stiliyan Petrov moved the ball forward for Ashley Young | |
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| | | Ashley Young showed Phoenix Tennant a clean set of heels | |
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| | | But Ashley Young put it just over | |
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| | | The ball went out for a goal kick to GRcade Pirates | |
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| | | Aston Villa made a substitution | |
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| | | Ashley Young made for the bench and was replaced by Marlon Harewood | |
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| | 81 min | Substitution | 1 : 0 |
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| | | Double substitution made by GRcade Pirates | |
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| | | PsychicSykes was brought off and replaced by SpaceJebus | |
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| | | Stig jogged off and was replaced by Scotticus Erroticus | |
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| | 83 min | | 1 : 0 |
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| Inj. | | Reo-Coker was forced to come off through injury | |
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| | 87 min | Comment | 1 : 0 |
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| | | Davies was totally dominant in the air | |
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| | 90+1 min | Scotticus Erroticus Goal | 2 : 0 |
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| | | Scotticus Erroticus ran with the ball | |
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| | | Scotticus Erroticus had space to move into | |
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| | | Scotticus Erroticus jinked past Shorey | |
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| | | Scotticus Erroticus with the ball for GRcade Pirates | |
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| | | Scotticus Erroticus centred the ball | |
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| | | Corner-kick | |
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| | | The fourth official indicated 3 minutes of time added on | |
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| | | Mr Plough stepped up and drifted the corner in | |
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| | | The referee had no hesitation in pointing to the spot | |
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| | | Davies tripped MCN | |
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| | | Scotticus Erroticus took the penalty | |
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| Goal | | SCOTTICUS ERROTICUS SCORED FOR GRCADE PIRATES!! | |
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| | 90+5 min | Kick Off | 2 : 0 |
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| | | Aston Villa got the game underway | |
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| | | Harewood brought the ball forward | |
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| | | Harewood continued to come forward unopposed | |
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| | | Harewood passed back to Cuéllar | |
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| | | Cuéllar ran with the ball | |
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| | | Carlos Cuéllar moved the ball forward for Petrov | |
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| | | Petrov advanced with the ball | |
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| | | Petrov tried to find Milner with a pass to feet | |
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| | | Milner came forward | |
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| | | Milner passed it left to Carew | |
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| | | Carew took the ball forward | |
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| | | Irene Demova pushed it away | |
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| | | Phoenix Tennant cleared the ball | |
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| | | Cuéllar intercepted the pass | |
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| | | Cuéllar passed forward first time to Petrov | |
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| | | Petrov came forward on the wet surface | |
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| | | Stiliyan Petrov played the ball down the right to Luke Young's feet | |
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| | | Luke Young laid it forward first time to James Milner | |
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| | | Milner took the play inside | |
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| | | Mr Plough scrambled the ball away | |
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| | | Chris Foy gave Aston Villa a free kick | |
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| | | Alex Harman stuck out his leg to bring down Milner | |
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| | | Shorey took the free kick | |
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| | | Shorey advanced with the ball | |
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| | | Shorey hit it left to Petrov | |
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| | | Petrov hit the ball on the half volley | |
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| | | Irene Demova beat the ball away | |
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| | | Alex Harman put the ball behind | |
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| | | Corner | |
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| | | Shorey floated the ball over into the area | |
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| | | Rog out-jumped Emile Heskey and cleared | |
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| | | Shorey closed in and intercepted the ball | |
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| | | Shorey advanced with the ball | |
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| | | Shorey searched out Petrov to his left | |
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| | | Petrov took the ball forward | |
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| | | Petrov tried to curl one in from long range | |
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| | | But he couldn't direct it goalwards | |
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| | | Goal kick | |
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13/12 - Drumstick will be out for up to three weeks after suffering a groin strain against Aston Villa.

15/12 - Brick Tamlin is named in the Premier League team of the week.

[St Nick]

I doubt a manager as strong as Spindash will listen to any of you lot.

[Irene Demova]

strawberry float YES

[Irene Demova]

I doubt a manager as strong as Spindash will listen to any of you lot.