GRcade Pirates FC - Newcastle p84

[Cuttooth]

Miller tripped Cuttooth

strawberry float off Miller.

I'm still not setting the world on fire with the generous opportunities given to me.

Just you wait, you'll see.

[The People's ElboReformat]

Goat MOTM against Greece.

(best from a not so great bunch)

[Scotticus Erroticus]

Spinny, am I right in thinking my character is absolutely exhausted? I've been away with the Faroes on international duty and have played nearly every match, scoring 3/4 goals. I think a few days off might help?

[Songwriter]

Gaffer, please can I captain against Ipswich.

I wanna strawberry float those chaps up.

I didn't even make the bench

Am I badly injured? As GM is injured and he made bench

[The People's ElboReformat]

Gaffer, please can I captain against Ipswich.

I wanna strawberry float those chaps up.

I didn't even make the bench

Am I badly injured? As GM is injured and he made bench

Couldn't risk you fighting with the Ipswich players/fans and making the rest of us look bad.

[Scotticus Erroticus]

Is he a Norwich fan?

[Hank Scorpio]

I've seemed to notice every cross I put in goes in the 6 yard box and out for a corner every time.

[Return_of_the_STAR]

Out of interest who actually were selected as assistant, coaches and physio etc..

[Cuttooth]

Out of interest who actually were selected as assistant, coaches and physio etc..

It's in the first post.

Backroom staff
Return_of_the_STAR (Assistant manager)
teh bork (First team coach)
Nook29 (physio)

Board
Garth (chairman)
Steve (director)
Danny Boy (managing director)

[Count Nood]

I think that Head Director Steve has been embezzling club funds.

[Spindash]

27/9 - GRcade Pirates vs. West Ham United

Line-ups
GRcade (4-4-2): St Nick - Brick Tamlin, Rog, Mockmaster, Phoenix Tennant - Songwriter, Drumstick, Mr Plough, PsychicSykes - GM, Stig. Subs: Irene Demova, BTB, Denster, Zenigame, Zellery, Scotticus Erroticus, CosmoKramer.

West Ham (4-1-2-1-2): Green - Ilunga, Collins, Kovac, Gabbidon - Parker - Lopez, Behrami - Di Michele - Tristan, Cole. Subs: Lastuvka, Savio, Stanislas, Ashton, Payne, Boa Morte, Collison.

First half

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| | 1 min | Kick Off | 0 : 0 |
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| | | GRcade Pirates got the game underway | |
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| | 3 min | Green Save | 0 : 0 |
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| | | GM with the ball for GRcade Pirates | |
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| | | Mr Plough picked up GM's good ball | |
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| | | Mr Plough came forward | |
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| | | Robert Green saved and held onto the ball | |
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| | 7 min | Collins Chance | 0 : 0 |
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| | | The ball went out of play for a throw-in | |
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| | | Gabbidon played the ball down the line for Carlton Cole | |
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| | | Cole moved forward with the ball | |
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| | | Cole looked for Di Michele to his left | |
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| | | Di Michele fired it in low and hard | |
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| | | Corner | |
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| | | Di Michele ran up to try an out-swinging ball from the corner | |
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| | | Cole went after the ball | |
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| | | Songwriter jumped with Diego Tristán and cleared the ball | |
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| | | James Collins did well to pick out and intercept that pass | |
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| | | But it went over the bar | |
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| | 10 min | | 0 : 0 |
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| | | Behrami passed to Di Michele | |
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| | | Di Michele played a good ball for Cole | |
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| | | Cole was in a dangerous position | |
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| | | Cole took the ball into the box | |
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| | | Cole played the ball into the area for Walter López | |
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| | | A crucial intervention by PsychicSykes | |
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| | 14 min | | 0 : 0 |
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| | | Songwriter passed along the floor for Mr Plough to pick it up | |
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| | | Mr Plough laid it forward first time to Stig | |
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| | | Stig moved forward with the ball | |
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| | | Green saved and clutched the ball gratefully to his chest | |
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| | | Green played the ball ahead looking for Ilunga | |
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| | | Ilunga ran with the ball | |
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| | | Ilunga passed it forward to Walter López | |
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| | | López used his skill to go past Phoenix Tennant | |
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| | | López came forward | |
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| | | Phoenix Tennant put the ball out for a throw in | |
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| | | Hérita Ilunga took the throw-in | |
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| | | Tristán came forward | |
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| | | Tristán got to the byline | |
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| | | Tristán put a low cross in to the far post | |
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| | | Corner | |
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| | | Di Michele stepped up and drifted the corner in | |
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| | | A crucial intervention by Mr Plough | |
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| | 19 min | Collins Yellow Card | 0 : 0 |
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| | | A freekick was awarded | |
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| | | Stig was tripped by Collins | |
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| | | The referee showed Collins a yellow card | |
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| | 24 min | Phoenix Tennant Chance | 0 : 0 |
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| | | Behrami put the ball out for a throw in | |
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| | | The throw-in was taken by Songwriter | |
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| | | Drumstick came forward | |
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| | | Drumstick played the ball square looking for Phoenix Tennant | |
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| | | Phoenix Tennant was unmarked | |
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| | | But Phoenix Tennant put it wide | |
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| | | He should have done a lot better with that chance | |
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| | 31 min | GM Goal | 1 : 0 |
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| | | GM played the ball right to Drumstick's feet | |
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| | | Drumstick kept the ball moving | |
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| | | Drumstick played the ball to Mr Plough's feet | |
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| | | Mr Plough took the ball forward | |
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| | | Mr Plough continued unopposed | |
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| | | Mr Plough came forward | |
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| | | Mr Plough played a pinpoint pass to GM | |
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| | | GM got free in the penalty area | |
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| Goal | | GM SCORED FOR GRCADE PIRATES!! | |
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| | 32 min | Kick Off | 1 : 0 |
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| | | West Ham got the action underway | |
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| | 33 min | | 1 : 0 |
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| | | West Ham went to an attacking style | |
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| | 35 min | | 1 : 0 |
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| | | Ilunga passed to Parker | |
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| | | Parker moved forward with the ball | |
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| | | Parker looked for David Di Michele in front of him | |
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| | | Di Michele used his skill to go past Drumstick | |
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| | | Corner-kick to West Ham | |
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| | | David Di Michele ran up to take the corner | |
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| | | López jumped above Drumstick | |
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| | | López headed the ball towards the goal | |
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| | | Diego Tristán pounced on the rebound | |
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| | 36 min | | 1 : 0 |
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| | | Ilunga jumped above PsychicSykes and headed clear | |
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| | | Phoenix Tennant upended Tristán by tripping him over | |
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| | | Freekick to West Ham | |
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| | | Phoenix Tennant was given a warning | |
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| | 45 min | Added Time | 1 : 0 |
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| | | One minute of injury time will be played | |
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Second half

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| | 46 min | Kick Off | 1 : 0 |
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| | | West Ham Kicked Off | |
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| | 50 min | | 1 : 0 |
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| | | Scott Parker laid it forward to Di Michele | |
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| | | Di Michele kept the ball moving | |
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| | | Di Michele picked out Behrami with a lovely pass | |
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| | | Behrami lost his man and found himself with plenty of room | |
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| | | Behrami centred the ball | |
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| | | Mockmaster did well to avert the danger | |
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| | 57 min | St Nick Save | 1 : 0 |
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| | | Carlton Cole moved forward with the ball | |
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| | | Cole tried to find Di Michele with a pass to feet | |
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| | | Di Michele advanced with the ball | |
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| | | St Nick saved and held onto the ball | |
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| | 62 min | Substitution | 1 : 0 |
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| | | West Ham looked to make a couple of changes | |
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| | | Collins made for the bench and was replaced by Collison | |
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| | | Tristán made his way to the bench and was replaced by Ashton | |
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| | 63 min | Di Michele Chance | 1 : 0 |
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| | | Gabbidon made a great interception | |
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| | | Gabbidon ran with the ball | |
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| | | Gabbidon passed it right to Parker | |
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| | | Parker passed it forward first time to David Di Michele | |
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| | | Di Michele took the ball forward | |
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| | | Vicious shot by Di Michele for the top corner | |
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| | | But Di Michele blazed it over the bar | |
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| | 67 min | St Nick Save | 1 : 0 |
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| | | Ashton had the beating in the air of Mockmaster | |
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| | | Ashton headed the ball square to Di Michele | |
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| | | Di Michele did well to take the ball into the penalty area | |
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| | | GRcade Pirates were backing off Di Michele | |
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| | | Di Michele showed Brick Tamlin a clean set of heels | |
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| | | Di Michele struck from a narrow angle | |
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| | | St Nick got across to tip it wide | |
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| | | Corner | |
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| | | Di Michele took the corner | |
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| | | López got his head to the ball and sent it across the goalmouth | |
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| | | Walter López headed it just over the bar | |
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| | 74 min | | 1 : 0 |
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| | | Ilunga found Walter López with a low forward pass | |
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| | | Good play by López in making himself some space | |
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| | | López went by the challenge of Mockmaster | |
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| | | López lost the ball to Phoenix Tennant | |
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| | | Phoenix Tennant tried to put the ball behind | |
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| | | Corner | |
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| | | Di Michele swung the corner into the box | |
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| | | Penalty kick | |
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| | | Phoenix Tennant jumped unfairly with Ashton | |
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| | | GRcade Pirates couldn't believe the penalty was given | |
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| | | It didn't look like a penalty | |
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| | | The GRcade Pirates players protested furiously! | |
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| | | West Ham had a player to come on | |
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| | | Hérita Ilunga made for the bench and was replaced by Boa Morte | |
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| | | The GRcade Pirates players surrounded the referee! | |
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| | | Di Michele stepped up confidently | |
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| | | St Nick made the save! | |
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| | | Collison put the ball into the six yard box | |
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| | | Phoenix Tennant had the beating in the air of Ashton and cleared | |
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| | | Drumstick looked to volley the ball long to GM | |
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| | | GRcade Pirates tried to launch a counter attack | |
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| | | Mr Plough took the ball forward | |
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| | | Mr Plough looked for PsychicSykes out right | |
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| | | PsychicSykes brought the ball forward | |
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| | | PsychicSykes looked for Phoenix Tennant | |
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| | | Sensible play by Phoenix Tennant as he put the ball into touch so GM could receive treatment | |
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| | | The ball went out for a throw-in | |
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| | | GM needed off-field treatment from the physio | |
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| | | GM was injured by Gabbidon's challenge | |
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| | 76 min | Mr Plough Goal | 2 : 0 |
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| | | López threw the ball in | |
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| | | Phoenix Tennant did well to spot and intercept the pass | |
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| | | Phoenix Tennant played the ball forward | |
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| | | Stig took the ball right to the byline | |
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| | | Stig fed the ball to Mr Plough in the area | |
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| Goal | | MR PLOUGH SCORED FOR GRCADE PIRATES!! | |
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| | | That was the sort of powerful finish we expect from Mr Plough | |
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| | | It looked like GRcade Pirates wouldn't be caught | |
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| | | GRcade Pirates looked to make a double substitution | |
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| | | GM made for the bench and was replaced by Scotticus Erroticus | |
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| | | Denster replaced Songwriter | |
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| | 78 min | Kick Off | 2 : 0 |
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| | | West Ham got the game underway | |
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| | 81 min | Stig Chance | 2 : 0 |
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| | | Behrami cleared the ball | |
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| | | Mockmaster got up above Carlton Cole | |
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| | | Mockmaster headed the ball on | |
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| | | Parker could not stop Mr Plough going past him | |
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| | | Mr Plough played a good ball for Stig | |
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| | | But Stig put it wide | |
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| | | It was a wasted opportunity | |
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| | 84 min | Comment | 2 : 0 |
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| | | Kovac was totally dominant in the air | |
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| | 86 min | Mr Plough Chance | 2 : 0 |
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| | | Phoenix Tennant swung in a deep cross | |
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| | | Scotticus Erroticus jumped above Radoslav Kovac | |
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| | | Scotticus Erroticus was unmarked | |
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| | | Header by Scotticus Erroticus | |
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| | | Green managed to get himself between the ball and the goal | |
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| | | Stig got to the loose ball | |
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| | | Stig brought the ball forward | |
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| | | Stig tried to find Mr Plough with a pass to feet | |
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| | | But it went over the bar | |
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| | 86 min | Substitution | 2 : 0 |
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| | | GRcade Pirates had a player to come on | |
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| | | CosmoKramer came on to replace Stig | |
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| | 88 min | Scotticus Erroticus Chance | 2 : 0 |
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| | | It was knocked back to the keeper by Gabbidon | |
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| | | Green removed the danger | |
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| | | Denster nodded the ball to Mr Plough | |
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| | | Mr Plough moved forward with the ball | |
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| | | Mr Plough passed forward to Scotticus Erroticus | |
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| | | Scotticus Erroticus aimed for the top corner | |
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| | | But Scotticus Erroticus blazed it over the bar | |
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| | 90 min | Added Time | 2 : 0 |
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| | | 2 minutes of added time were to be played | |
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| | 90+3 min | Full Time | 2 : 0 |
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| | | PsychicSykes was allowed space to run with the ball | |
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| | | PsychicSykes advanced with the ball | |
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| | | West Ham were backing off PsychicSykes | |
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| | | PsychicSykes centred the ball | |
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| | | Scotticus Erroticus out-jumped Kovac | |
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| | | Scotticus Erroticus got his head to the ball | |
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| | | But it went over the bar | |
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| | | Goal kick | |
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| | | Robert Green played it up towards Collison | |
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| | | Collison crossed the halfway line with the ball | |
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| | | Collison fed the high ball forward | |
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| | | Mockmaster intercepted the pass | |
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| | | Mockmaster put the ball out for a throw | |
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| | | A match where Mr Plough had run West Ham ragged came to an end | |
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27/9 - GM will be out for up to 11 days after suffering a thigh strain against West Ham.

[Count Nood]

Phoenix Tennant was unmarked
But Phoenix Tennant put it wide
He should have done a lot better with that chance

Damnit.

Phoenix Tennant upended Tristán by tripping him over

Eat a dick, Tristan.

Penalty kick
Phoenix Tennant jumped unfairly with Ashton
GRcade Pirates couldn't believe the penalty was given
It didn't look like a penalty
The GRcade Pirates players protested furiously!

That was never a penalty. Thanks for protesting, guys.

Di Michele stepped up confidently
St Nick made the save!

St Nick saves my ass again.

Phoenix Tennant had the beating in the air of Ashton and cleared

That's what you get for diving.

Sensible play by Phoenix Tennant as he put the ball into touch so GM could receive treatment

Yeah, you need treatment, GM.

Another good win, folks.

[Scotticus Erroticus]

*asks politely to be given GM's starting role now that I'll be less tired and back on form*

[The People's ElboReformat]

| | Phoenix Tennant upended Tristán by tripping him over | |
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| | | Freekick to West Ham | |
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| | | Phoenix Tennant was given a warning | |

Good work, Nood.

[Count Nood]

[SEP]

Where was I, your beloved captain?

[Drumstick]

St Nick is a hero.

And Nood... next time I put you through on goal finish the job.

[teh bork]

Di Michele missed a penalty, what a surprise

[Hank Scorpio]

Please don't play me left back again Spinny. I have attacking urges

[Psychic]

St Nick you legend.