GRcade Pirates FC - Newcastle p84

[SEP]

Not my best game, it must be said.

[Count Nood]

Maybe we need Denster's experience to help keep things tight at the back. It's quite a young team we've got here.

[Cuttooth]

Maybe we need Denster's experience to help keep things tight at the back. It's quite a young team we've got here.

If there's anyone who can win anything with youngsters, it's Spindash.

[Count Nood]

Well, it's a funny old game.

[Irene Demova]

Youngest player makes england under 21's

[Count Nood]

And Cosmo is languishing in the U19s. Beautiful.

[Irene Demova]

And Cosmo is languishing in the U19s. Beautiful.

I wasn't gonna mention that

[BTB]

I meant to have Welsh as my nation to play for

But the England U19's is obviously the place to be.

[Hank Scorpio]

Bump.

[Scotticus Erroticus]

I set up a goal against Portugal? Hellz Yeh!

[Spindash]

Internationals

France U19s Stig
3-1 vs. Austria (a), 5-0 vs. Serbia (h)

England U19s CosmoKramer, BTB
3-1 vs. Andorra (a), 1-1 vs. Croatia (a)

Scotland U21s Pred
2-0 vs. Hungary (h), 1-1 vs. Andorra (a)

Republic of Ireland U21s Kanbei
2-1 vs. Liechtenstein (a), 1-1 vs. Estonia (h)

England U21s GM, Brick Tamlin, St Nick, Phoenix Tennant, Mr Plough, Adam Pollard, Irene Demova, Zenigame, T2, Alex Harman
2-0 vs. Northern Ireland (h), 0-0 vs. Greece (a)

Faroe Islands Scotticus Erroticus
1-3 vs. Serbia (a), 1-3 vs. Romania (h)

5/9 - GM will be out for around three weeks after suffering a twisted ankle against Northern Ireland.

[Cuttooth]

5/9 - GM will be out for around three weeks after suffering a twisted ankle against Northern Ireland.

Season over.

Goat MOTM against Greece.

[Irene Demova]

T2
Stealing my place

[Superking]

So a goal and a MOTM performance against Northern Ireland only earns me a place on the bench against Greece

[Spindash]

14/9 - GRcade Pirates vs. Tottenham Hotspur

GM misses the home clash with Tottenham with a twisted ankle as GR look to continue their unbeaten start to the season.

GRcade (4-1-2-1-2): St Nick - Alex Harman, MCN, Mockmaster, Phoenix Tennant - Drumstick - Brick Tamlin, PsychicSykes - Mr Plough - Scotticus Erroticus, Stig. Subs: T2, BTB, Denster, Adam Pollard, SpaceJebus, Cuttooth, Rog.

Tottenham (4-4-2): Gomes - Assou-Ekotto, Woodgate, King, Chimbonda - Modric, Jenas, Palacios, Bentley - Defoe, Keane. Subs: Cudicini, Pavlyuchenko, Huddlestone, Corluka, Bent, dos Santos, Dawson.

First half

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| | 1 min | Kick Off | 0 : 0 |
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| | | Tottenham kicked off | |
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| | | Defoe held up the ball | |
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| | | Defoe laid it back to Woodgate | |
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| | | Woodgate delayed playing the ball | |
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| | | Woodgate played the ball forward to Palacios' feet | |
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| | | Palacios came forward | |
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| | | Palacios passed along the floor for Jenas to pick it up | |
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| | | Jenas brought the ball over the halfway line | |
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| | | Jenas found Robbie Keane with a low forward pass | |
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| | | MCN showed great composure in intercepted the ball | |
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| | | MCN brought the ball forward | |
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| | | MCN passed it forward to Mr Plough | |
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| | | Mr Plough kept the ball moving | |
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| | | Mr Plough played the ball ahead looking for Stig | |
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| | | Stig got past Woodgate | |
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| | | Stig passed to Scotticus Erroticus | |
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| | | Scotticus Erroticus half volleyed the ball back 30 yards towards Alex Harman | |
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| | | Alex Harman with the ball for GRcade Pirates | |
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| | | Tottenham were inviting Alex Harman onto them | |
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| | | Alex Harman took the ball past Jenas | |
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| | | Alex Harman came forward | |
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| | | Alex Harman hit a savage right footed shot | |
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| | | Gomes did fantastically well to get his fingertips to the ball | |
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| | | It would have been a great goal by Alex Harman | |
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| | | Corner-kick | |
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| | 8 min | Bentley Goal | 0 : 1 |
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| | | Chimbonda centred the ball | |
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| | | Throw-in | |
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| | | Chimbonda threw the ball back into play | |
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| | | Palacios came forward | |
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| | | Palacios crossed to the near post from the right | |
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| | | Corner | |
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| | | Modric went across and took the corner | |
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| | | David Bentley got up above Brick Tamlin | |
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| | | The head of David Bentley met the ball | |
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| Goal | | BENTLEY SCORED FOR TOTTENHAM!! | |
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| | 10 min | Kick Off | 0 : 1 |
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| | | GRcade Pirates Kicked Off | |
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| | 17 min | Jenas Chance | 0 : 1 |
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| | | The ball crossed the line for a throw-in | |
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| | | The throw-in was taken by Alex Harman | |
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| | | Bentley made it first to the ball and intercepted | |
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| | | Bentley came forward | |
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| | | Bentley passed left to Jenas | |
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| | | But Jermaine Jenas scooped it well over the crossbar | |
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| | 23 min | Palacios Chance | 0 : 1 |
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| | | Defoe advanced with the ball | |
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| | | Drumstick dispossessed Defoe | |
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| | | Drumstick upended Defoe | |
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| | | A freekick was awarded | |
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| | | Jenas took the freekick | |
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| | | But Defoe put it wide | |
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| | | Goal kick | |
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| | | St Nick restarted the game from the goal kick | |
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| | | Scotticus Erroticus went after the ball | |
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| | | Scotticus Erroticus climbed above Ledley King | |
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| | | Scotticus Erroticus cushioned a headed pass to Drumstick | |
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| | | Drumstick came forward | |
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| | | Drumstick played the ball down the right | |
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| | | Benoît Assou-Ekotto made a great interception | |
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| | | Benoît Assou-Ekotto laid it back to the keeper | |
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| | | Corner | |
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| | | Brick Tamlin aimed the corner for the near post | |
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| | | Woodgate out-jumped Stig and cleared | |
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| | | Brick Tamlin closed in and intercepted the ball | |
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| | | Brick Tamlin played the ball first time square looking for Mockmaster | |
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| | | Wilson Palacios read the game well to intercept the ball | |
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| | | Wilson Palacios removed the danger | |
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| | | Defoe tried to get onto the pass | |
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| | | Alex Harman jumped with Defoe and cleared the ball | |
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| | | Phoenix Tennant took the ball forward | |
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| | | Phoenix Tennant played the ball long | |
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| | | Mr Plough won the ball in the air from Woodgate | |
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| | | Mr Plough headed the ball on | |
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| | | Headed by PsychicSykes | |
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| | | The ball went out of play for a throw-in | |
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| | | Assou-Ekotto took the throw-in | |
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| | | Modric passed to Defoe | |
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| | | Jermain Defoe passed back to Assou-Ekotto | |
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| | | Assou-Ekotto ran with the ball | |
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| | | Assou-Ekotto knocked it down the line for Modric | |
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| | | Modric took the ball forward | |
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| | | Luka Modric surged past Phoenix Tennant! | |
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| | | Modric looked for Jenas to his right | |
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| | | Jenas passed it back first time to Wilson Palacios | |
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| | | Palacios advanced with the ball | |
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| | | Wilson Palacios angled the ball out left for Modric | |
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| | | Modric moved forward with the ball | |
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| | | Modric tried to find Jenas with pass to the right | |
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| | | Jenas came forward | |
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| | | Jenas laid it right to Robbie Keane | |
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| | | Solid tackle from Alex Harman, easily dispossessing Keane | |
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| | | Alex Harman came forward | |
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| | | Alex Harman searched out Scotticus Erroticus | |
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| | | Scotticus Erroticus advanced with the ball | |
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| | | King succesfully won the ball from Scotticus Erroticus | |
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| | | King sprayed it left first time to Modric | |
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| | | The ball evaded Mr Plough | |
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| | | Modric came forward | |
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| | | Modric looked for Jenas | |
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| | | Jenas moved forward with the ball | |
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| | | Jenas passed along the floor for Palacios to pick it up | |
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| | | Palacios ran at the heart of the GRcade Pirates defence | |
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| | | Palacios brought the ball forward | |
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| | | GRcade Pirates were inviting Palacios onto them | |
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| | | Palacios jinked past Drumstick | |
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| | | Palacios hit a ferocious right footed strike | |
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| | | But he couldn't direct it goalwards | |
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| | 26 min | | 0 : 1 |
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| | | Scotticus Erroticus came forward | |
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| | | Scotticus Erroticus played the ball upfield looking for the run of Brick Tamlin | |
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| | | Brick Tamlin lost his man and found himself with plenty of room | |
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| | | Brick Tamlin advanced with the ball | |
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| | | Brick Tamlin put the ball into the six yard box | |
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| | | Corner-kick | |
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| | | PsychicSykes aimed the corner for the near post | |
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| | | Keane did well to avert the danger | |
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| | 34 min | Gomes Save | 0 : 1 |
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| | | Alex Harman found Stig with a low pass into the area | |
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| | | Good play by Stig in making himself some space | |
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| | | Space opened up for Stig | |
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| | | Gomes did fantastically well to get his fingertips to the ball | |
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| | 37 min | Brick Tamlin Injury | 0 : 1 |
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| | | Brick Tamlin was in need of the physio's attention | |
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| | | Brick Tamlin had collided with Chimbonda | |
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| | 39 min | PsychicSykes Goal | 1 : 1 |
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| | | Scotticus Erroticus with the ball for GRcade Pirates | |
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| | | Scotticus Erroticus got past Pascal Chimbonda | |
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| | | Scotticus Erroticus moved the ball forward for Stig | |
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| | | Stig kept the ball moving | |
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| | | Stig played a wonderful ball for PsychicSykes | |
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| | | PsychicSykes found himself in some space | |
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| | | PsychicSykes moved in on goal | |
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| Goal | | PSYCHICSYKES SCORED FOR GRCADE PIRATES!! | |
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| | 40 min | Kick Off | 1 : 1 |
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| | | Tottenham got the action underway | |
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| | 45 min | Added Time | 1 : 1 |
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| | | 2 minutes of added time were to be played | |
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| | 45+2 min | St Nick Save | 1 : 1 |
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| | | Palacios kept the ball moving | |
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| | | Wilson Palacios played a wonderful ball for Bentley | |
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| | | David Bentley found himself with plenty of time | |
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| | | St Nick beat the ball away | |
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| | | Jermaine Jenas pounced on the rebound | |
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| | | Smashed in low by Jermaine Jenas | |
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| | | St Nick pushed it away | |
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Second half

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| | 47 min | Modric Goal | 1 : 2 |
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| | | GRcade Pirates got the action underway | |
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| | | Scotticus Erroticus came forward | |
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| | | Scotticus Erroticus paused and waited for support | |
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| | | Scotticus Erroticus hit a 30 yard ball left to Alex Harman | |
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| | | Alex Harman came forward | |
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| | | Alex Harman passed along the floor for Drumstick to pick it up | |
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| | | Drumstick took the ball forward | |
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| | | Drumstick played the ball down the left | |
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| | | Brick Tamlin took the play inside | |
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| | | Brick Tamlin put the ball into the six yard box | |
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| | | Modric did well to avert the danger | |
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| | | Modric scrambled the ball away | |
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| | | Drumstick cut out the pass | |
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| | | Drumstick ran with the ball | |
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| | | Drumstick looked for Alex Harman out left | |
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| | | Alex Harman came forward | |
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| | | Alex Harman was allowed space to run with the ball | |
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| | | Bentley blocked Alex Harman in a good, clean tackle | |
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| | | A freekick was awarded | |
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| | | Alex Harman upended Bentley | |
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| | | Chimbonda played the ball forward | |
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| | | MCN jumped above Defoe and headed clear | |
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| | | Jermaine Jenas made it first to the ball and intercepted | |
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| | | Jermaine Jenas moved forward with the ball | |
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| | | Jenas tried to find Jermain Defoe with pass into the area | |
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| | | Defoe moved forward with the ball | |
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| | | Defoe played a perfect pass for Modric | |
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| | | Good play by Modric in making himself some space | |
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| Goal | | MODRIC SCORED FOR TOTTENHAM!! | |
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| | 48 min | Kick Off | 1 : 2 |
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| | | GRcade Pirates got the game underway | |
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| | 51 min | | 1 : 2 |
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| | | Defoe ran with the ball | |
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| | | Defoe moved the ball out right for Bentley | |
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| | | David Bentley brought the ball forward | |
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| | | Bentley was allowed to continue his run | |
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| | | Bentley crossed to the far post from the right | |
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| | | Corner | |
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| | 55 min | St Nick Save | 1 : 2 |
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| | | Jermain Defoe found himself in some space | |
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| | | Defoe got free of any defenders | |
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| | | Defoe took the ball past Mockmaster | |
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| | | St Nick could not gather the ball cleanly | |
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| | 60 min | Defoe Goal | 1 : 3 |
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| | | Chimbonda played the ball down the line for Robbie Keane | |
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| | | Keane with the ball for Tottenham | |
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| | | Alex Harman tripped Keane | |
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| | | A freekick was awarded | |
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| | | Bentley looked for King to his left | |
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| | | King came forward | |
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| | | Ledley King fed the ball to Defoe in the area | |
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| | | Defoe found himself with plenty of time | |
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| Goal | | JERMAIN DEFOE SCORED FOR TOTTENHAM!! | |
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| | | PsychicSykes couldn't believe the goal was allowed to stand | |
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| | | The referee lectured PsychicSykes | |
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| | 60 min | Substitution | 1 : 3 |
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| | | GRcade Pirates made a change to their side | |
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| | | Adam Pollard came on as a sub for Brick Tamlin | |
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| | 62 min | Comment | 1 : 3 |
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| | | GRcade Pirates got the game underway | |
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| | | Mr Plough ran with the ball | |
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| | | Mr Plough found Scotticus Erroticus with a low pass left | |
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| | | Scotticus Erroticus came forward | |
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| | | Scotticus Erroticus got past Palacios | |
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| | | Scotticus Erroticus brought the ball forward | |
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| | | Scotticus Erroticus took the ball into the box | |
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| | | Solid tackle from King, easily dispossessing Scotticus Erroticus | |
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| | | Scotticus Erroticus came forward | |
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| | | Scotticus Erroticus was allowed to continue his run | |
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| | | King took the ball away from Scotticus Erroticus | |
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| | | Scotticus Erroticus ran with the ball | |
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| | | Alex Harman volleyed the ball over from the left | |
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| | | King out-jumped Stig and cleared | |
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| | | Assou-Ekotto got above Stig to clear the ball | |
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| | | Jenas moved forward with the ball | |
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| | | Drumstick took the ball away from Jenas | |
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| | | Drumstick played the ball first time looking for Scotticus Erroticus | |
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| | | Scotticus Erroticus with the ball for GRcade Pirates | |
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| | | Scotticus Erroticus had space to move into | |
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| | | Scotticus Erroticus shot for the top corner | |
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| | | But it went just over the bar | |
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| | | The ball went out for a goal kick to Tottenham | |
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| | | Gomes took the goal kick | |
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| | | MCN headed the ball to Adam Pollard | |
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| | | King got well above Adam Pollard to win the ball | |
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| | | King got his head to the ball | |
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| | | King was totally dominant in the air | |
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| | 63 min | Stig Injury | 1 : 3 |
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| | | Stig was in need of the physio's attention | |
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| | 68 min | Gomes Save | 1 : 3 |
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| | | Adam Pollard struck from a narrow angle | |
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| | | PsychicSykes took the ball forward | |
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| | | PsychicSykes played the ball to Phoenix Tennant's feet | |
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| | | Phoenix Tennant took the ball forward | |
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| | | Phoenix Tennant was allowed to continue his run | |
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| | | A crucial intervention by Jermaine Jenas | |
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| | | Jenas sent the ball down the left | |
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| | | Stig was furious that no penalty was given after Jenas' challenge! | |
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| | | The ball went out for a throw-in | |
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| | | Stig was reprimanded by Mr Halsey | |
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| | | Phoenix Tennant threw the ball back into play | |
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| | | Stig moved forward with the ball | |
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| | | Stig laid it left to Mr Plough | |
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| | | Mr Plough moved forward with the ball | |
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| | | Mr Plough hit a 20 yard ball forward to Scotticus Erroticus | |
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| | | Scotticus Erroticus with the ball for GRcade Pirates | |
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| | | Gomes could only parry it | |
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| | 70 min | Gomes Save | 1 : 3 |
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| | | Adam Pollard surged past King! | |
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| | | Adam Pollard came forward | |
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| | | Tottenham were inviting Adam Pollard onto them | |
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| | | Gomes saved and held onto the ball | |
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| | | It would have been a great goal by Adam Pollard | |
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| | 74 min | Substitution | 1 : 3 |
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| | | GRcade Pirates made a substitution | |
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| | | PsychicSykes jogged off and was replaced by Cuttooth | |
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| | 77 min | | 1 : 3 |
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| | | Phoenix Tennant came forward | |
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| | | Phoenix Tennant moved the ball forward for Stig | |
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| | | Stig came forward | |
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| | | Stig passed along the floor for Adam Pollard to pick it up | |
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| | | Adam Pollard took the ball forward | |
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| | | Adam Pollard shot for the top corner | |
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| | | But Adam Pollard missed by a mile | |
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| | | Goal kick | |
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| | | Gomes took the goal kick | |
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| | | MCN nodded the ball to Mr Plough | |
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| | | Mr Plough took the ball into the opposing half of the field | |
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| | | Mr Plough lost the ball to Palacios' tackle | |
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| | | Palacios tried to find Modric with pass to the left | |
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| | | Modric came forward | |
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| | | GRcade Pirates were backing off Luka Modric | |
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| | | Modric surged past Cuttooth! | |
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| | | Luka Modric put the ball into the six yard box | |
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| | | David Bentley tried to get onto the pass | |
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| | | Bentley showed Alex Harman a clean set of heels | |
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| | | Bentley put a low cross in to the far post | |
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| | | Defoe struck the ball on the half volley | |
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| | | Corner-kick | |
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| | 80 min | Adam Pollard Chance | 1 : 3 |
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| | | Cuttooth came forward | |
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| | | Cuttooth looked for Mr Plough | |
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| | | Mr Plough tried to find Adam Pollard first time with a forward pass to feet | |
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| | | Adam Pollard moved forward with the ball | |
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| | | Adam Pollard continued unchallenged | |
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| | | It went close from Adam Pollard | |
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| | 82 min | | 1 : 3 |
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| | | Alex Harman ran with the ball | |
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| | | Alex Harman crossed the ball low from the left | |
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| | | Woodgate made it first to the ball and intercepted | |
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| | | Woodgate cleared the ball to safety | |
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| | | Modric put the ball behind | |
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| | | Corner-kick | |
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| | 88 min | | 1 : 3 |
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| | | Woodgate was ordered off the field for treatment | |
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| | 90 min | Added Time | 1 : 3 |
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| | | Tottenham had a player to come on | |
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| | | Dawson finished his warm up and replaced Jonathan Woodgate | |
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| | | 3 minutes of added time were to be played | |
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| | | Gomes restarted the game from the goal kick | |
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| | | Mockmaster out-jumped Jermain Defoe | |
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| | | Mockmaster headed the ball to Adam Pollard | |
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| | | Adam Pollard with the ball for GRcade Pirates | |
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| | | Adam Pollard tried to find Drumstick with a pass to feet | |
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| | | Drumstick advanced with the ball | |
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| | | Drumstick searched out Scotticus Erroticus | |
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| | | Scotticus Erroticus laid the ball back first time to Alex Harman | |
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| | | Alex Harman brought the ball over the halfway line | |
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| | | Alex Harman ran with the ball | |
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| | | Alex Harman passed to Mr Plough | |
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| | | Mr Plough took the ball forward | |
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| | | Saved by Gomes | |
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| | 90+4 min | | 1 : 3 |
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| | | Cuttooth advanced with the ball | |
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| | | Cuttooth played the ball into the area ahead of Stig | |
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| | | Good play by Stig in making himself some space | |
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| | | Gomes pushed it away | |
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| | | The assistant referee raised his flag... | |
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| | | Stig was offside | |
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| | | A freekick was awarded | |
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| | | Gomes took the goal kick | |
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| | | Defoe lost out to Phoenix Tennant | |
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| | | Drumstick passed it back first time to Mockmaster | |
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| | | Mockmaster played the ball long | |
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| | | Scotticus Erroticus out-jumped Chimbonda | |
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| | | Scotticus Erroticus headed the ball square to Cuttooth | |
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| | | Palacios flicked the ball on | |
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| | | Drumstick intercepted the pass | |
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| | | Drumstick moved forward with the ball | |
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| | | Drumstick passed forward to Mr Plough | |
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| | | Mr Plough moved forward with the ball | |
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| | | Mr Plough looked for Adam Pollard in front of him | |
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| | | Adam Pollard advanced with the ball | |
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| | | Adam Pollard passed it through low to Scotticus Erroticus | |
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| | | Pascal Chimbonda made a great interception | |
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| | | The ball was played back to Gomes by Pascal Chimbonda | |
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| | | Gomes got in and cleared the danger | |
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14/9 - Stig will be out for up to five days after suffering a bruised rib against Tottenham.

[Count Nood]

Boourns. I wasn't at my best there, which is especially disappointing after two solid performances for the England U21s alongside most of my club teammates.

RIP in peace GM.

[Psychic]

Flashes of quality but we did the worst thing of all. How did we let Bentley score?

[Cuttooth]

Flashes of quality but we did the worst thing of all. How did we let Bentley score?

I'm blaming Mockmaster.

We can't win them all.

[Drumstick]

Sounds like we were pretty outplayed.

32/40 passes complete though!

[Count Nood]

Flashes of quality but we did the worst thing of all. How did we let Bentley score?

I'm blaming Mockmaster.

Me too.

Defoe took the ball past Mockmaster