'The GRCade Games Guru Competiton IX'

[Jay Adama]

Well tonight was almost a complete strawberry floating disaster. I managed to improve my (already sub-mediocre) scores but my internet has been gooseberry fool all night so im tethering my phone to my computer in one big giant 3G datafuck. My one night I had free to play these addictive abominations and half it got taken away from me.

If my internet isn't fixed soon god help me for the third task, the guy I spoke to was strawberry floating useless. He was reading from a script, badly, and had no clue what he was saying and there were these mega uncomfortable over minute long pauses where he was either trying to find the right page or asking a colleague for help. What is the point of having a customer service line when they know less than you do?

"Enter these numbers into your browser"
*already have 192.168.01 typed in*
"192.168.0.1"
"yup i've done that, i'll just log in"
"so you will probably see a log in screen"
"yup, i've just logged in"
*30 second pause*
"the user name will be 'admin'"
"yes, i have already logged in"
"oh, you have entered the details already?"
*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh*

[Tragic Magic]

Feeling tense now. Really worried. Hope I at least make the top 5 in one game else I'll be gutted.

[Banjo]

But getting an Albatross is more 2000 more points than all of the rainbow collectibles combined, which makes it the more sought after goal.

Al-buh-tross?

Three under par, better than an Eagle.

[Corazon de Leon]

Will we find out the scores of the top five/bottom two?

[Parksey]

But getting an Albatross is more 2000 more points than all of the rainbow collectibles combined, which makes it the more sought after goal.

Al-buh-tross?

Three under par, better than an Eagle.

Don't me stretch the joke beyond its limits by replying with: "Eee-gul"?

Don't make me do it, because it's all I will have to keep me warm come results-time.

[DML]

Might be a touch late - lots of calculations going on!

You wont find out the scores - you'll find out the TOP scores in each game.

[Frank]

But getting an Albatross is more 2000 more points than all of the rainbow collectibles combined, which makes it the more sought after goal.

Al-buh-tross?

Three under par, better than an Eagle.

Don't me stretch the joke beyond its limits by replying with: "Eee-gul"?

Eaaaaaaagleeeeee!

[Delusibeta]

But getting an Albatross is more 2000 more points than all of the rainbow collectibles combined, which makes it the more sought after goal.

Al-buh-tross?

Three under par, better than an Eagle.

Don't me stretch the joke beyond its limits by replying with: "Eee-gul"?

Don't make me do it, because it's all I will have to keep me warm come results-time.

ಠ_ಠ

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Par_(score)#Hole_scores

[Corazon de Leon]

Really hoping for a top five placing in a game. Any game. Don't think I will though.

[DML]

DML IS LIVE!!

[plasticcoated]

Hold me. Somebody.

[Clarkman]

Tragic is having a fit.

[Prototype]

Jay

[Dark Ritual]

Here we go.

[Parksey]

But getting an Albatross is more 2000 more points than all of the rainbow collectibles combined, which makes it the more sought after goal.

Al-buh-tross?

Three under par, better than an Eagle.

Don't me stretch the joke beyond its limits by replying with: "Eee-gul"?

Don't make me do it, because it's all I will have to keep me warm come results-time.

ಠ_ಠ

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Par_(score)#Hole_scores

I am familiar with the rules of golf; though, admittedly, unfamiliar with spaceships, waterfalls and UFOs all affecting play.

I wasn't playing the game trying to get a high score, even if my results suggest otherwise...

[DML]

The aim of this task was to take you back to those retina-rinsing days when you first fell in love with gaming for well...the challenge. GGGC is a similar challenge - and pushing yourself to be better is the only way you will be champion. In this game - the contestants pitted their wits against three different flash games, trying to score a top twelve place in each. The scores have been worked out - and now been filtered into scores of 24pts for 1st all the way down to 1pt for last! I have the results right here!!

Lets get on with it!

[Corazon de Leon]

Can we get the bottom scores, for mocking purposes?

[Tragic Magic]

Oh gooseberry fool... It's time. I feel sick.

[Prototype]

[Corazon de Leon]

Man up Tragic for God's sake.