GRcade Pirates FC IV - Stoke, Wolves, Sunderland p80

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26/12 - GRcade Pirates vs. Aston Villa

Line up

1 min Comment 0 : 0
GRcade got the game underway at Booty Cove
At. Madrid boss Luciano Spalletti was seen in the stands
4 min Kanbei Goal 1 : 0
Warnock put the ball out for a throw in
Skippy threw the ball in
Benzin cushioned a headed pass to man-eater chimp
man-eater chimp got to the byline
man-eater chimp aimed a cross at the far post
Corner
man-eater chimp swung the corner into the box
Red Devil tackled Makoun
Red Devil volleyed the ball out right for man-eater chimp
man-eater chimp held up the ball
man-eater chimp took the ball right to the byline
Stephen Warnock executed a good sliding tackle on man-eater chimp
The ball went out of play for a throw-in
man-eater chimp threw the ball in
Benzin headed the ball to Skippy
man-eater chimp came forward
man-eater chimp played the one-two with Benzin
man-eater chimp put the ball into the six yard box
Warnock used his head to clear the ball
Red Devil did well to spot and intercept the pass
Red Devil tried to find man-eater chimp with a first time pass down the right
man-eater chimp skipped past the challenge of Stewart Downing
man-eater chimp came forward
man-eater chimp tried to get the cross in from the right
Collins headed clear the danger
Count Nood headed the ball upfield to Skippy
Stephen Warnock headed the ball clear
Benzin made a great interception
Benzin advanced with the ball
Benzin tried to find Red Devil with a pass to feet
Red Devil played the one-two with Corazon de Leon
Red Devil held up the ball
Red Devil played the ball forward
Skippy cut inside
Skippy continued to come forward unopposed
Skippy advanced with the ball
Warnock found Downing with a low forward first time pass
Downing advanced with the ball
Downing looked for Makoun
Makoun put the ball out for a throw in
man-eater chimp played the ball down the line for melatonin
melatonin with the ball for GRcade
melatonin played the ball back to man-eater chimp
man-eater chimp held up the ball
man-eater chimp kept the ball moving
man-eater chimp passed along the floor for Benzin to pick it up
Benzin played the ball to Skippy's feet
Skippy passed to Kanbei
Kanbei ran with the ball
Kanbei tried to find melatonin with a forward pass to run onto
melatonin continued into the penalty area
He continued to bring the ball forward unchallenged
melatonin put the ball into the six yard box
Kanbei pounced on the rebound
Kanbei tried a half volley
KANBEI SCORED FOR GRCADE!!
6 min Kick Off 1 : 0
Aston Villa got the action underway
14 min Memento Mori Save 1 : 0
Stewart Downing moved the ball right for Ashley Young
Young passed to Bent
Bent with the ball for Aston Villa
Memento Mori did brilliantly to turn the ball away
19 min Biabiany Goal 1 : 1
Darren Bent brought the ball forward
Bent was in a dangerous position
Bent kept the ball moving
Memento Mori pushed it away
Good play by Biabiany in making himself some space
BIABIANY SCORED FOR ASTON VILLA!!
His 1st goal of the season
Aston Villa scored on the counter
20 min Kick Off 1 : 1
GRcade got the game underway
22 min Biabiany Chance 1 : 1
Phil Neville kept the ball moving
Neville looked for the pass right to Collins
Collins moved forward with the ball
Collins passed to Biabiany
Biabiany advanced with the ball
Jonathan Biabiany struck it just over the bar
Goal kick for GRcade
Memento Mori restarted the game from the goal kick
Benzin looked to latch onto it
Benzin lost out to Makoun
Makoun brought the ball forward
Makoun looked for Downing
Downing came forward
Downing passed to Bent
Bent passed to Makoun
Makoun took the ball forward
Makoun tried to find Young with a pass to feet
Young skipped past Count Nood
Young moved inside the penalty area
Young found himself in some space
Young bore down on goal
But it was horribly wide of the target
26 min Corner 1 : 1
Makoun executed a good sliding tackle on melatonin
Young ran with the ball
Young played the ball to Biabiany's feet
Biabiany advanced with the ball
Biabiany crossed the ball low and hard from the right
Corner-kick to Aston Villa
34 min Biabiany Injury 1 : 1
Bent took the ball into the opposing half of the field
Red Devil scrambled the ball away
Neville kept the ball moving
Neville found Biabiany with a low forward pass
Biabiany moved the play to the right wing
Stu did well to avert the danger
Stu moved forward with the ball
The ball was played all the way back to Memento Mori
Memento Mori ran with the ball
Memento Mori hit it forward to Stu
Stu kept the ball moving
Stu passed along the floor for jamcc to pick it up
jamcc moved forward with the ball
jamcc played the ball square looking for melatonin
melatonin ran with the ball
melatonin played the ball to Corazon de Leon's feet
Corazon de Leon kept the ball moving
Corazon de Leon hit the ball in search of Kanbei's run
Danny Wilson got to the ball first
Danny Wilson headed it back to the keeper
The loose ball was picked up by Brad Friedel
Friedel put the ball into touch as Biabiany was injured and needed treatment
The ball went out for a throw-in
Biabiany was in need of the physio and hobbled off for treatment
Biabiany was injured in a challenge with Stu
36 min Young Goal 1 : 2
Downing came forward
Stewart Downing fed the ball right to Mohamed Diamé
Diamé came forward
Mohamed Diamé played a pinpoint pass to Ashley Young
Young was in a dangerous position
Young brought the ball inside the box
Space opened up for Young
Young moved in on goal
YOUNG SCORED FOR ASTON VILLA!!
38 min Friedel Save 1 : 2
GRcade got the action underway
melatonin half volleyed the ball back 25 yards towards Corazon de Leon
Corazon de Leon paused and waited for support
Corazon de Leon fed the ball forward to Benzin
Benzin advanced with the ball
Benzin played the ball left to Count Nood's feet
Count Nood kept the ball moving
Count Nood played the ball down the left
jamcc advanced with the ball
jamcc bore down on goal
Brad Friedel did well to parry it
jamcc tried to hold up the play
Excellent sliding tackle from Phil Neville, easily dispossessing jamcc
Corner-kick to GRcade
42 min Bent Goal 1 : 3
melatonin moved forward with the ball
melatonin fed the ball right to Count Nood
Count Nood moved forward with the ball
Count Nood looked to drive the ball into the path of jamcc
Neville cleared the ball
An excellent intervention by Neville
The ball went out of play for a throw-in
jamcc threw the ball back into play
Diamé headed the ball clear
Biabiany cleared the ball
Bent picked up Young's superb pass
Bent brought the play over the halfway line
Bent continued unopposed
Bent advanced with the ball
Bent laid it wide left to Downing
Downing advanced with the ball
Downing went to the byline
Downing squared the ball from the left
Bent lost his man and found himself with plenty of room
DARREN BENT SCORED FOR ASTON VILLA!!
43 min Kick Off 1 : 3
GRcade Kicked Off
45 min Added Time 1 : 3
One minute of injury time will be played
45+1 min End Of First Half 1 : 3
A first half where Bent had run GRcade ragged came to an end
45+1 min Substitution 1 : 3
GRcade made a half time change, introducing Roonmastor in place of Skippy
49 min Bent Goal 1 : 4
Aston Villa got the action underway
Young moved forward with the ball
Young sent the ball back to Danny Wilson
Wilson was deep inside his own half
Wilson held up the ball
Wilson exchanged passes with Diamé
Danny Wilson with the ball for Aston Villa
Wilson played the ball forward
man-eater chimp cut out the pass
man-eater chimp took the ball forward
man-eater chimp found Corazon de Leon with a low pass left
Corazon de Leon moved forward with the ball
Corazon de Leon hit it forward to Kanbei
Kanbei paused and waited for support
Kanbei brought the ball forward
GRcade had a chance to launch a counter attack
Kanbei with the ball for GRcade
Kanbei passed along the floor for man-eater chimp to pick it up
man-eater chimp moved forward with the ball
man-eater chimp searched out Roonmastor
Roonmastor ran with the ball
Roonmastor aimed a weighted pass left for jamcc
jamcc ran with the ball
Aston Villa were inviting jamcc onto them
jamcc brought the ball forward
A superb sliding tackle from Neville to dispossess jamcc
Corner-kick to GRcade
man-eater chimp looked to send a hanging ball over from the corner
Neville made it first to the ball and intercepted
Neville cleared the ball
It was well intercepted by Red Devil
Red Devil came forward
Red Devil passed back to Benzin
Benzin came forward
Benzin looked up and swung the ball right towards melatonin
melatonin kept the ball moving
melatonin hit it forward to man-eater chimp
man-eater chimp with the ball for GRcade
man-eater chimp smashed the ball towards the top corner
But man-eater chimp couldn't direct it goalwards
The ball went out for a goal kick to Aston Villa
Friedel looked to play the ball long to Warnock
Warnock kept the ball moving
Stephen Warnock passed it forward to Stewart Downing
Downing came forward
Downing looked for Diamé
Diamé with the ball for Aston Villa
Roonmastor made a good sliding challenge on Diamé
He was looking very motivated and committed
James Collins made a great interception
James Collins found Danny Wilson with a low first time pass left
Wilson with the ball for Aston Villa
Wilson hit it left to Warnock
The ball was played all the way back to Friedel
Friedel took the ball forward
Friedel searched out Warnock
Warnock tried to hold up the play
Stephen Warnock played the ball down the line for Stewart Downing
Downing aimed a one touch pass to his right for Young
Young with the ball for Aston Villa
Young played a great ball for Downing
Downing kept the ball moving
Downing brought the ball inside
Downing tried to find Bent with pass to the right
Red Devil failed to reach the ball
DARREN BENT'S SECOND OF THE GAME
GRcade had a mountain to climb
50 min Substitution 1 : 4
Aston Villa looked to make a substitution
Dunne was ready to come on for Collins
51 min Kick Off 1 : 4
GRcade got the action underway
melatonin looked for Benzin
Benzin came forward
Benzin found Roonmastor with a low forward pass
Roonmastor took the ball forward
melatonin picked up Roonmastor's excellent ball
Roonmastor was driving his team on
melatonin was in a dangerous position
melatonin got into the area
But melatonin put it well wide
52 min Young Chance 1 : 4
Danny Wilson hit a first time 25 yard ball forward to Young
Young brought the ball forward
He continued to bring the ball forward unchallenged
Ashley Young took the ball into the box
Young came forward
But Young didn't get close to troubling the keeper
56 min Corner 1 : 4
Solid tackle from Kanbei, easily dispossessing Warnock
Stewart Downing sent the ball down the left
Free kick to GRcade
Kanbei was tripped by Stephen Warnock
Stu stepped up and struck the freekick
Corner-kick to GRcade
57 min jamcc Chance 1 : 4
man-eater chimp aimed the corner at the far post
Diamé got up above jamcc and cleared the ball
Stu slide tackled Darren Bent
Mohamed Diamé made it first to the ball and intercepted
Diamé moved forward with the ball
Diamé put the ball into touch as Bent was injured and needed treatment
jamcc was furious that no penalty was given after Diamé's challenge!
The ball went out of play for a throw-in
Bent was in need of the physio and hobbled off for treatment
Bent had collided with Stu
60 min Stu Chance 1 : 4
Perfectly timed sliding tackle by Dunne
Stu exchanged passes with Count Nood
Stu moved forward with the ball
Stu skipped past the challenge of Makoun
Stu advanced with the ball
However, Stu's effort was way off target
67 min Roonmastor Chance 1 : 4
jamcc looked to play the ball long to melatonin
melatonin passed it left first time to Roonmastor
Roonmastor came forward
Roonmastor took the ball into the box
Roonmastor kept the ball moving
But Roonmastor only found the side netting
69 min Substitution 1 : 4
Double substitution by GRcade
Red Devil jogged off and was replaced by Caliban
Spindash finished his warm up and replaced Stu
72 min Friedel Save 1 : 4
Double substitution by Aston Villa
Wilson made for the bench and was replaced by Cuéllar
Agbonlahor shook the hand of Biabiany, who came off
Spindash played the ball down the line for melatonin
melatonin took the ball away from Neville
Makoun scrambled the ball away
Spindash made it first to the ball and intercepted
Spindash brought the ball forward
Spindash passed to Count Nood
Makoun dispossessed Count Nood
Count Nood advanced with the ball
Count Nood played the ball to melatonin's feet
melatonin passed to Benzin
Benzin came forward
Benzin moved the ball forward for Kanbei
Kanbei found himself in some space
But Brad Friedel let the ball run free
75 min Friedel Save 1 : 4
Roonmastor broke the offside trap and was clean through on goal
Roonmastor attempted a thunderous drive!
Friedel did well to parry it
76 min Count Nood Warning 1 : 4
Neville threw the ball in
Freekick to Aston Villa
Young was tripped by Count Nood
Lee Mason lectured Count Nood
83 min Corner 1 : 4
melatonin advanced with the ball
melatonin played the ball down the line for Roonmastor
Roonmastor came forward
Roonmastor continued unopposed
Roonmastor cut inside
Dunne put the ball behind
Corner-kick
83 min Kanbei Goal 2 : 4
man-eater chimp ran up to try an out-swinging ball from the corner
jamcc met the ball with a diving header
Caliban with the ball for GRcade
Caliban sprayed the ball out to the left wing
man-eater chimp came forward
man-eater chimp delivered the ball to the far post
Kanbei won the ball in the air from Diamé
The head of Kanbei met the ball
KANBEI'S SECOND OF THE GAME
86 min Young Goal 2 : 5
Aston Villa got the game underway
Young tried to find Makoun with a pass to feet
Makoun held up the ball
Makoun laid it back to Dunne
Dunne moved forward with the ball
Richard Dunne looked for the pass left to Warnock
Warnock took the ball forward
Warnock and Cuéllar exchanged passes
Warnock played the ball down the line for Downing
The ball went out for a throw-in
man-eater chimp played the ball down the line for melatonin
melatonin came forward
melatonin looked for man-eater chimp
man-eater chimp passed left first time along the floor for Benzin to pick it up
Benzin ran with the ball
Benzin exchanged passes with Kanbei
Benzin with the ball for GRcade
Benzin played the ball to Kanbei's feet
Kanbei came forward
Kanbei played the ball to man-eater chimp's feet
man-eater chimp brought the ball forward
man-eater chimp floated it into the area from the right
Neville headed the ball to safety
Count Nood got above Young to win the ball
Count Nood headed the ball square to Benzin
Benzin with the ball for GRcade
Benzin laid it left to jamcc
Diamé looked for Bent
Aston Villa tried to launch a counter attack
Bent took the ball forward
Bent played a perfect pass for Agbonlahor
Gabby Agbonlahor ran with the ball
Agbonlahor was allowed to continue his run
Agbonlahor came forward
Agbonlahor was allowed space to run with the ball
Agbonlahor put the ball into the six yard box
Caliban lost the ball to Young
Young tried a half volley
YOUNG'S SECOND OF THE GAME
87 min Kick Off 2 : 5
GRcade got the action underway
melatonin passed to Benzin
Benzin came forward
Benzin tried to find Roonmastor with a pass to feet
Roonmastor ran with the ball
Roonmastor played a pinpoint pass to Kanbei
Kanbei cut infield with the ball
A crucial intervention by Stephen Warnock
Warnock advanced with the ball
Warnock tried to find Makoun with a pass to feet
Makoun took the ball forward
Makoun laid it left to Downing
Stewart Downing came forward
Downing fed the high ball forward
Darren Bent moved forward with the ball
Freekick was given
Corazon de Leon upended Darren Bent
Yellow card shown to Corazon de Leon
Downing lined up the free kick
Downing hit the free kick
Corner-kick to Aston Villa
Young stepped up and drifted the corner in
The head of Dunne met the ball
The ball went clean over the bar
The ball went out for a goal kick to GRcade
The goal kick was taken by Memento Mori
Roonmastor went after the ball
Diamé headed the ball on
A crucial intervention by Corazon de Leon
Bent brought the ball forward
Corazon de Leon slide tackled Bent
He was looking very motivated and committed
Benzin with the ball for GRcade
Benzin looked for Caliban
Caliban advanced with the ball
Caliban looked to play the ball long to Kanbei
Kanbei came forward
Kanbei continued to come forward unopposed
Kanbei kept the ball moving
Warnock slide tackled Kanbei
Lee Mason gave GRcade a free kick
Kanbei was tripped by Warnock
Yellow card shown to Warnock
man-eater chimp curled it first time to the far post
Dunne headed the ball to safety
Count Nood did well to spot and intercept the pass
Count Nood advanced with the ball
Count Nood did well to avert the danger
90+2 min Memento Mori Save 2 : 5
Diamé took the ball forward
Diamé tried to find Young with a forward pass to run onto
Makoun found himself with plenty of time
Memento Mori saved and deflected the ball clear
90+2 min Added Time 2 : 5
2 minutes of added time were to be played

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Too many Leos in defence.

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Looks like GRcade Pirates are all Bent out of shape.

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28/12 - GRcade Pirates vs. Everton

Line up

1 min Kick Off 0 : 0
GRcade kicked off
7 min Corner 0 : 0
Fellaini tried to hold up the play
Fellaini dribbled past Skippy
Fellaini played the ball to Krohn-Dehli's feet
Krohn-Dehli brought the ball forward
Wiggles cleanly tackled the ball
Corner
9 min Memento Mori Save 0 : 0
A freekick was awarded
Zenigame stuck out his leg to bring down Coleman
Baines whipped in the freekick
Memento Mori saved and held onto the ball
10 min Corner 0 : 0
Krohn-Dehli found Coleman with a low pass down the right flank
Coleman brought the ball forward
Coleman played a one-two with Hibbert
Coleman took the ball right to the byline
Coleman centred the ball from the right
Corner-kick to Everton
21 min Memento Mori Save 0 : 0
John Heitinga played the ball down the left
A freekick was awarded
Toivonen was tripped by Wiggles
Krohn-Dehli took the freekick
Fellaini rose bravely above Caliban to win the ball
Fellaini powered a header at goal
Fellaini hit the side netting
Goal kick
The goal kick was taken by Memento Mori
SpaceJebus went after the ball
Fellaini got up above SpaceJebus
Fellaini headed the ball on
Toivonen found himself in some space
Toivonen got into the box
Memento Mori did well to parry it
26 min SpaceJebus Yellow Card 0 : 0
Spindash ran with the ball
A freekick was awarded to GRcade
Spindash was tripped by Coleman
Howard Webb lectured Coleman
Memento Mori hit a 30 yard ball forward to Wiggles
Wiggles came forward
Wiggles laid it forward to Skippy
Skippy came forward
Skippy passed forward to Roonmastor
Roonmastor advanced with the ball
Freekick to GRcade
Heitinga took away the legs of Roonmastor
It looked a harsh decision
Roonmastor went down like he'd been shot!
Skippy aimed a cross at the far post
Bilyaletdinov leapt to head the ball clear
Toivonen came forward
Freekick to Everton
SpaceJebus stuck out his leg to bring down Toivonen
The referee reached into his pocket and showed a yellow card to SpaceJebus
29 min Coleman Goal 0 : 1
Corazon de Leon tripped Toivonen
Krohn-Dehli took the freekick
Baines came forward
Baines passed along the floor for Jagielka to pick it up
Jagielka came forward
Phil Jagielka shot from distance
Memento Mori got up to tip it over
Corner-kick
Krohn-Dehli looked to send a hanging ball over from the corner
Toivonen got his head to the ball and sent it across the goalmouth
Seamus Coleman picked up the loose ball
Seamus Coleman had the goal at his mercy!
COLEMAN SCORED FOR EVERTON!!
31 min Preezy Chance 0 : 1
GRcade Kicked Off
Preezy half volleyed the ball back 20 yards towards Corazon de Leon
Corazon de Leon with the ball for GRcade
Corazon de Leon found Hank Scorpio with a low forward pass
Hank Scorpio laid it right first time to SpaceJebus
SpaceJebus took the ball forward
SpaceJebus tried to find Wiggles with pass to the right
Wiggles exchanged passes with Caliban
Wiggles advanced with the ball
Wiggles passed it forward to Skippy
Skippy moved forward with the ball
Skippy was tripped by Leighton Baines
Mr Webb gave GRcade a free kick
The referee reached into his pocket and showed a yellow card to Baines
The cross came in to the far post from the right
Good play by Preezy in making himself some space
Preezy dived onto the ball
Howard saved and held onto the ball
He will have kicked himself for missing that chance
35 min Comment 0 : 1
Hibbert passed left to Jagielka
Jagielka passed right first time along the floor for Coleman to pick it up
Coleman jinked past Spindash
Coleman kept the ball moving
Coleman crossed the ball low from the right
Corner
Krohn-Dehli ran up to try an out-swinging ball from the corner
Caliban did well to pick out and intercept that pass
Caliban played the ball long
Headed by Roonmastor
Baines made a great interception
Baines advanced down the left wing
Baines played the ball forward
Caliban made a great interception
Caliban took the ball forward
Toivonen tripped Caliban
A freekick was awarded
Memento Mori stepped up to take the freekick
Roonmastor looked to latch onto it
Baines took the ball away from Roonmastor
Roonmastor came forward
Roonmastor passed it left to Preezy
Preezy came forward
Perfectly timed sliding tackle by Yobo
Skippy read the game well to intercept the ball
Skippy jinked past Krohn-Dehli
Skippy played the ball back to SpaceJebus
SpaceJebus hit a first time 20 yard ball forward to Preezy
Preezy ran with the ball
Perfectly timed sliding tackle by Joseph Yobo
Baines passed to Fellaini
Fellaini kept the ball moving
Fellaini lofted the ball 30 yards upfield
Toivonen nodded the ball to Bilyaletdinov
SpaceJebus nodded the ball to Preezy
Preezy advanced with the ball
Preezy passed to Hank Scorpio
Hank Scorpio advanced with the ball
Hank Scorpio hit a 25 yard ball ahead of Roonmastor
Roonmastor lost his man and found himself with plenty of room
Roonmastor was in a dangerous position
Roonmastor hit it high and hard towards goal
But it was ruled out!
GRcade showed the referee what they thought of that decision!
42 min Corner 0 : 1
Corazon de Leon played the ball forward
Zenigame took the ball forward
Zenigame put the ball into the six yard box
Heitinga did well to pick out and intercept that pass
Heitinga scrambled the ball away
Corner
45 min Added Time 0 : 1
One minute of injury time will be played
46 min Kick Off 0 : 1
Everton got the game underway
54 min Heitinga Yellow Card 0 : 1
Krohn-Dehli got to the ball first
Michael Krohn-Dehli got past Wiggles
Krohn-Dehli crossed the ball low and hard from the left
Corazon de Leon did well to spot and intercept the pass
Corazon de Leon tried to put the ball behind
Zenigame put the ball behind
Corner-kick
Krohn-Dehli stepped up and drifted the corner in
Coleman headed it across the goal
The ball went clean over the bar
Goal kick
Memento Mori lifted the goal kick upfield
Roonmastor tried to get onto the pass
Baines had the beating in the air of Roonmastor
Baines nodded the ball on
Caliban rose above Toivonen to clear the ball
Preezy got up above Fellaini
Preezy flicked the ball onto SpaceJebus
SpaceJebus came forward
SpaceJebus laid it forward to Roonmastor
Roonmastor came forward
The referee gave GRcade a free kick
Heitinga tripped Preezy
Roonmastor wasn't able to run off the injury and had to go off
Roonmastor was injured in a challenge with Heitinga
Mr Webb reached into his pocket and pulled out a yellow card for Heitinga
55 min Substitution 0 : 1
GRcade had a player to come on
PatSharpsMullet replaced the injured Roonmastor
57 min Corner 0 : 1
Spindash crossed the ball low and hard first time from the left
Preezy brought the ball forward
Preezy skipped past the challenge of Heitinga
Preezy sprayed the ball out to the left wing
Spindash crossed the ball low and hard first time from the left
Corner
58 min Corner 0 : 1
Zenigame came forward
Zenigame went down after a trip by Tony Hibbert
Free kick to GRcade
PatSharpsMullet stepped up to take the freekick
Heitinga got his head to the ball
Corner
61 min Coleman Chance 0 : 1
Preezy was tripped by Yobo
Freekick was given
Howard Webb showed Yobo a yellow card
Hank Scorpio took the freekick
Toivonen got to the ball first
Toivonen passed to Bilyaletdinov
Bilyaletdinov advanced with the ball
Bilyaletdinov played the ball to Rodwell's feet
Rodwell kept the ball moving
Jack Rodwell and Heitinga exchanged passes
Rodwell tried to find Krohn-Dehli first time with a left pass to feet
Krohn-Dehli ran with the ball
Krohn-Dehli exchanged passes with Toivonen
Michael Krohn-Dehli moved forward with the ball
Krohn-Dehli played the ball forward into the path of Toivonen
Toivonen advanced with the ball
Ola Toivonen played the ball to Krohn-Dehli's feet
Krohn-Dehli brought the ball inside
Michael Krohn-Dehli fed the ball to Bilyaletdinov in the area
Diniyar Bilyaletdinov brought the ball forward
Bilyaletdinov passed back to Jack Rodwell
Jack Rodwell moved forward with the ball
Jack Rodwell looked for Coleman
Coleman got past Spindash
Coleman moved forward with the ball
Coleman tried to bend in a shot from a tight angle
But Coleman couldn't direct it goalwards
64 min Toivonen Chance 0 : 1
Tony Hibbert removed the danger
Zenigame blocked Joseph Yobo in a good, clean tackle
Zenigame put the ball into the six yard box
Leighton Baines made a great interception
Leighton Baines made a rather wild clearance
Corner-kick
PatSharpsMullet ran up to take the corner
Yobo got up above Corazon de Leon and cleared the ball
Spindash made a great interception
Spindash took the ball down the left of the field
Spindash passed along the floor for PatSharpsMullet to pick it up
PatSharpsMullet with the ball for GRcade
PatSharpsMullet lost the ball to Hibbert
Hibbert ran with the ball
Hibbert cleared the ball
Toivonen looked to latch onto it
Toivonen brought the ball inside
But Toivonen couldn't direct it goalwards
65 min Substitution 0 : 1
GRcade had a player to come on
teh bork finished his warm up and replaced Wiggles
69 min Fellaini Yellow Card 0 : 1
With a one touch pass Hank Scorpio picked out the forward run of PatSharpsMullet
PatSharpsMullet kept the ball moving
PatSharpsMullet tried to find Preezy with a pass to feet
Preezy played a pinpoint pass to Skippy
Skippy took the ball into the box
But Skippy didn't get close to troubling the keeper
Goal kick for Everton
Howard played the ball ahead looking for Tony Hibbert
Hibbert brought the ball forward
Hibbert moved the ball left for Yobo
Yobo moved forward with the ball
Joseph Yobo moved the ball left for John Heitinga
Heitinga came forward
John Heitinga found Rodwell with a low forward pass
Jack Rodwell played the ball first time square looking for Baines
Baines came forward
Baines continued unopposed
Leighton Baines tried to find Krohn-Dehli with a pass to feet
Krohn-Dehli advanced with the ball
Krohn-Dehli passed along the floor for Diniyar Bilyaletdinov to pick it up
Bilyaletdinov came forward
Diniyar Bilyaletdinov passed right to Fellaini
Solid tackle from Fellaini, easily dispossessing Hank Scorpio
Hank Scorpio ran with the ball
Everton were backing off Hank Scorpio
Marouane Fellaini stuck out his leg to bring down Hank Scorpio
A freekick was awarded
Yellow card shown to Fellaini
PatSharpsMullet tried to find Corazon de Leon with a pass to feet
Corazon de Leon ran at the heart of the Everton defence
Corazon de Leon passed back to Caliban
Caliban delayed playing the ball
Caliban sprayed the ball out to the right wing
teh bork with the ball for GRcade
teh bork and SpaceJebus exchanged passes
teh bork brought the ball forward
teh bork put a low cross in to the far post
Hibbert cleared the ball from danger
Coleman with the ball for Everton
Zenigame made a good sliding challenge on Seamus Coleman
Goal kick
The goal kick was taken by Howard
Fellaini tried to get onto the pass
Fellaini headed the ball on
Corazon de Leon did well to pick out and intercept that pass
Corazon de Leon brought the ball out of defence
Corazon de Leon fed the ball forward to Hank Scorpio
Hank Scorpio passed to his right first time to SpaceJebus
SpaceJebus took the ball forward
SpaceJebus found Preezy with a low forward pass
Preezy exchanged passes with PatSharpsMullet
Preezy managed to get the ball into the area
Corner
72 min Corner 0 : 1
PatSharpsMullet went across and took the corner
Yobo used his head to clear the ball
Spindash cut out the pass
Spindash volleyed the ball out left for PatSharpsMullet
PatSharpsMullet curled it first time to the near post
Corner-kick
76 min Krohn-Dehli Chance 0 : 1
Rodwell exchanged passes with Bilyaletdinov
Rodwell advanced with the ball
Rodwell passed to Michael Krohn-Dehli
Krohn-Dehli showed teh bork a clean set of heels
But Krohn-Dehli couldn't get it on target
77 min Substitution 0 : 1
Everton made a substitution
Krohn-Dehli made for the bench and was replaced by Sernas
81 min Howard Save 0 : 1
Hank Scorpio kept the ball moving
Hank Scorpio played the ball to Preezy's feet
Preezy came forward
Preezy fed the ball through to Skippy
Baines cleared the ball
An excellent intervention by Baines
teh bork did well to spot and intercept the pass
teh bork ran with the ball
Bilyaletdinov cleanly tackled the ball
The ball crossed the line for a throw-in
Caliban moved across to take his side's throw-in
Skippy jinked past Hibbert
Skippy centred the ball
Howard caught the ball cleanly
Howard got in and cleared the danger
teh bork closed in and intercepted the ball
teh bork ran with the ball
teh bork sent the ball down the right
Skippy took the ball forward
Skippy aimed a cross at the far post
The head of Zenigame met the ball
Howard saved and held onto the ball
86 min Corner 0 : 1
Preezy played the one-two with PatSharpsMullet
Preezy advanced with the ball
GRcade had a chance to launch a counter attack
Preezy managed to get the ball into the area
Preezy hit a fierce shot
Corner-kick
87 min Substitution 0 : 1
GRcade had a player to come on
Zenigame jogged off and was replaced by puppetBoy
90+1 min Corner 0 : 1
3 minutes of added time were to be played
Spindash played the ball down the line for Preezy
Preezy passed back for Spindash
Spindash curled it first time to the near post
Rodwell headed clear the danger
Everton had a chance to launch a counter attack
Toivonen flicked the ball on
Corazon de Leon closed in and intercepted the ball
Corazon de Leon moved forward with the ball
Corazon de Leon played it right towards Caliban
Sernas cut out the pass
Darvydas Sernas advanced with the ball
GRcade were backing off Sernas
Sernas looked for Bilyaletdinov
Bilyaletdinov advanced with the ball
Bilyaletdinov put a low cross in to the far post
Corner
90+2 min Substitution 0 : 1
Everton made a substitution
Baxter replaced Coleman
90+4 min Full Time 0 : 1
Full time
Preezy will have felt he could have contributed more

Match overview / stats
Player ratings / stats

Goal Highlights

League Table

- Roonmastor will miss the next game away to Burnley due to injury

[Spindash]

Preezy will have felt he could have contributed more

Story of the season.

[Preezy]

[Cuttooth]

31/12 - Burnley vs. GRcade Pirates

Line up

1 min Eagles Yellow Card 0 : 0
jamcc went down after a trip by Eagles
A freekick was awarded
Eagles received a yellow card
5 min Rodriguez Chance 0 : 0
Grant passed forward to Michael Duff
Duff came forward
Duff passed along the floor for Easton to pick it up
Easton played a long ball
Rodriguez came forward
But his effort went inches wide
7 min Paterson Chance 0 : 0
Paterson took the play inside
Freekick was given
Caliban tripped Martin Paterson
Wallace found Paterson with a low first time pass right
Paterson came forward
Paterson aimed for the top corner
It went just wide by Paterson
9 min Grant Save 0 : 0
man-eater chimp kept the ball moving
man-eater chimp passed it left to mad dwarfer
mad dwarfer continued into the penalty area
Good save by Grant who held the ball well
16 min Corner 0 : 0
Guana exchanged passes with Rodriguez
Guana with the ball for Burnley
Guana passed along the floor for Andy King to pick it up in the area
King moved forward with the ball
Corner-kick to Burnley
Wallace aimed the corner at the far post
puppetBoy headed the ball to safety
Martin Paterson had no problem in intercepting the ball
Martin Paterson came forward
Paterson angled the ball out left for Wallace
Ross Wallace got to the byline
Wallace floated it in to the near post from the left
Corner
17 min Carlisle Block 0 : 0
GRcade tried to launch a counter attack
Kanbei laid it through low to mad dwarfer
mad dwarfer advanced with the ball
mad dwarfer laid it back to man-eater chimp
man-eater chimp crossed the ball low and hard first time from the right
Clarke Carlisle did well to avert the danger
26 min Kanbei Chance 0 : 0
King moved the ball back for Mears
Mears brought the ball forward
Mears cleared the ball from danger
Rodriguez took the ball forward
Caliban cleared the ball
Caliban did well to avert the danger
Throw-in
Michael Duff threw the ball back into play
jamcc played the ball forward
Roberto Guana scrambled the ball away
melatonin cut out the pass
King could not stop melatonin going past him
melatonin passed it forward to Kanbei
Kanbei brought the ball over the halfway line
Easton made a good sliding challenge on Kanbei
Freekick to GRcade
The assistant referee raised his flag...
Rodriguez was offside
Caliban played the ball left to Corazon de Leon's feet
Corazon de Leon took the ball forward
Corazon de Leon laid it back to the keeper
Memento Mori played it up towards Stu
Stu ran with the ball
Stu looked to play the ball long to jamcc
jamcc came forward
jamcc passed right to Count Nood
Count Nood came forward
Count Nood searched out man-eater chimp to his right
man-eater chimp took the ball forward
man-eater chimp exchanged passes with puppetBoy
man-eater chimp ran with the ball
man-eater chimp moved the ball left for Count Nood
Count Nood looked for mad dwarfer
mad dwarfer moved forward with the ball
mad dwarfer passed to melatonin
melatonin ran with the ball
melatonin passed to Kanbei
Kanbei got past Carlisle
Kanbei got free of any defenders
Kanbei brought the ball into the area
Kanbei found himself in some space
Kanbei bore down on goal
But Kanbei put it wide
31 min Count Nood Yellow Card 0 : 0
Freekick was given
Carlisle pushed Kanbei
Yellow card shown to Carlisle
Corazon de Leon whipped in the freekick
Count Nood ran with the ball
Count Nood passed along the floor for Stu to pick it up down the left
Stu with the ball for GRcade
Stu exchanged passes with Corazon de Leon
Stu ran with the ball
Stu tried to find Count Nood with a pass to feet
Count Nood passed first time to jamcc down the left side
jamcc exchanged passes with melatonin
jamcc took the play inside
jamcc came forward
jamcc put the ball into the six yard box
puppetBoy advanced with the ball
Easton executed a good sliding tackle on puppetBoy
He was looking very motivated and committed
Easton brought the ball forward
Burnley had a chance to launch a counter attack
Easton took the ball into the opposing half of the field
Easton got to the byline
Brian Easton centred the ball
Corner-kick
Wallace stepped up and drifted the corner in
Rodriguez kept the ball moving
Caliban slide tackled Rodriguez
Caliban advanced with the ball from deep inside his own half
Caliban looked for Kanbei in front of him
Kanbei held up the ball
Kanbei played the ball to mad dwarfer's feet
mad dwarfer dribbled past Guana
mad dwarfer tried to come through on the inside
mad dwarfer was in a dangerous position
mad dwarfer moved forward with the ball
Space opened up for mad dwarfer
mad dwarfer got into the box
mad dwarfer moved in on goal
King scrambled the ball away
Corazon de Leon rose bravely above Rodriguez to win the ball
Headed by Corazon de Leon
It was well intercepted by Guana
Guana with the ball for Burnley
Guana lost out to mad dwarfer
Another trademark surging run from mad dwarfer
mad dwarfer took the ball past Guana
mad dwarfer took the ball forward
mad dwarfer played a one-two with man-eater chimp
mad dwarfer kept the ball moving
Ross Wallace slid in on mad dwarfer to perform an excellent tackle
mad dwarfer upended Wallace
Freekick to Burnley
Grant hit it forward to Easton
Brian Easton came forward
Easton found Michael Duff with a low pass right
Duff came forward
The ball was played back to Grant by Duff
Lee Grant brought the ball forward
Grant played the ball forward to Clarke Carlisle's feet
Carlisle was deep inside his own half
Carlisle looked for Michael Duff to his left
Duff brought the ball forward
It was knocked back to the keeper by Duff
Grant took the ball forward
Grant hit it forward to Mears
Mears brought the ball forward
Mears moved the ball forward for Eagles
Eagles ran with the ball
Stu made a good sliding challenge on Chris Eagles
melatonin ran with the ball
Perfectly timed sliding tackle by Carlisle
Count Nood intercepted the pass
Count Nood passed first time along the floor for melatonin to pick it up
melatonin sportingly put the ball out of play so Stu could receive treatment
A freekick was awarded
Andy King was clearly impeded by Count Nood
Andy King appeared to dive
Stu was in need of treatment on the sidelines
Mike Dean reached into his pocket and showed a yellow card to Count Nood
33 min Kick Off 0 : 0
Wallace went by the challenge of man-eater chimp
Wallace cut inside
Wallace was allowed to continue his run
Wallace put the ball into the six yard box
man-eater chimp made the clearance
An excellent intervention by man-eater chimp
39 min Paterson Chance 0 : 0
King brought the ball forward
King looked for Rodriguez in front of him
Rodriguez moved forward with the ball
Rodriguez found Paterson with a low pass left
Paterson advanced with the ball
Vicious shot by Paterson for the top corner
But Martin Paterson couldn't get it on target
43 min Corazon de Leon Block 0 : 0
Michael Duff hit it forward to Easton
Easton brought the ball forward
Easton fed the ball right to Guana
Guana advanced with the ball
Guana tried to find Paterson with a forward pass to feet
Corazon de Leon did well to avert the danger
45 min Added Time 0 : 0
2 minutes of injury time were to be played
46 min Kick Off 0 : 0
Burnley Kicked Off
49 min Count Nood Chance 0 : 0
man-eater chimp tried to find mad dwarfer with a pass to feet
mad dwarfer took the play inside
mad dwarfer tried to find melatonin with a pass to feet
melatonin passed back first time to Count Nood
Count Nood brought the ball forward
From long range, Count Nood bent the ball towards goal
Count Nood sent the ball inches wide of the goal
56 min Paterson Chance 0 : 0
puppetBoy advanced with the ball
puppetBoy looked for mad dwarfer
mad dwarfer came forward
mad dwarfer passed to Count Nood
Count Nood advanced with the ball
But Count Nood put it wide
Goal kick
The goal kick was taken by Grant
Thompson went after the ball
Thompson got above Corazon de Leon to win the ball
Thompson headed the ball on
Paterson kept the ball moving
Paterson tried the spectacular!
He hit it on the volley
But the ball just clipped the bar before going over
58 min Wallace Chance 0 : 0
Eagles moved forward with the ball
Eagles laid it back to Tyrone Mears
Mears advanced with the ball
Tyrone Mears crossed to the far post from the right
Wallace out-jumped man-eater chimp
Wallace got his head to the ball
But Wallace heads it wide
60 min Eagles Goal 1 : 0
Michael Duff threw the ball back into play
Carlisle kept the ball moving
GRcade were backing off Carlisle
Memento Mori saved but could not hold onto it
jamcc cleared the ball
Duff got to the ball first
Duff kept the ball moving
Stu got across well to perfectly tackle the ball
The ball went out of play for a throw-in
Duff threw the ball in
Eagles kept the ball moving
EAGLES SCORED FOR BURNLEY!!
61 min Kick Off 1 : 0
GRcade got the action underway
62 min Mears Warning 1 : 0
jamcc came forward
jamcc was tripped by Mears
Freekick was given to GRcade
The referee lectured Mears
62 min Substitution 1 : 0
GRcade made a double substitution
Benzin replaced mad dwarfer
CaptainCalcium took to the field to replace Stu
64 min Caliban Goal 2 : 0
Edgar got well above Corazon de Leon to win the ball
Edgar headed the ball on
Space opened up for Paterson
Paterson took the ball inside the area
Corazon de Leon scrambled the ball away
Corazon de Leon did well to avert the danger
Eagles showed great composure in intercepted the ball
Eagles with the ball for Burnley
Chris Eagles looked certain to tuck it away
Caliban made a panicky clearance
CALIBAN SCORED AN OWN GOAL!!
Burnley scored two in the space of 4 minutes
65 min Kick Off 2 : 0
GRcade got the game underway
67 min Wallace Yellow Card 2 : 0
The referee gave Burnley a free kick
Kanbei held back Carlisle
The referee reached into his pocket and showed a yellow card to Kanbei
Grant half volleyed it forward to Wallace
Wallace headed the ball to Brian Easton
Brian Easton kept the ball moving
The ball was played all the way back to Grant
Lee Grant moved forward with the ball
Grant hit a 25 yard ball forward to Easton
Easton came forward
Easton passed it forward to Wallace
Ross Wallace took the ball over the halfway line
Perfectly timed sliding tackle by man-eater chimp
man-eater chimp seemed really up for the fight
man-eater chimp with the ball for GRcade
Wallace robbed man-eater chimp
Wallace lost out to man-eater chimp
Freekick was given
Wallace was penalised for a trip on man-eater chimp
The referee reached into his pocket and showed a yellow card to Wallace
70 min Substitution 2 : 0
Burnley made a change to their side
Elliott shook the hand of Eagles, who came off
72 min Corner 2 : 0
Paterson used his skill to go past Caliban
Paterson moved forward with the ball
Paterson moved the ball back for Easton
Brian Easton ran with the ball
Easton aimed a cross at the near post
CaptainCalcium was forced to head the ball behind
Corner
79 min Edgar Injury 2 : 0
Edgar picked up an knock and had to go off
81 min Substitution 2 : 0
Substitution by GRcade
PatSharpsMullet replaced Kanbei
88 min Corner 2 : 0
Benzin made it first to the ball and intercepted
Benzin came forward
Benzin passed along the floor for man-eater chimp to pick it up down the right
man-eater chimp with the ball for GRcade
man-eater chimp centred the ball
Corner
90 min Added Time 2 : 0
Burnley appeared to have gone more defensive
2 minutes of added time were to be played
90+3 min Full Time 2 : 0
A match where Eagles had run GRcade ragged came to an end

Match overview / stats
Player ratings / stats

Goal Highlights

1/1 - League Table
- Nova has been recalled from his loan at AS Monaco. He scored a total of 9 goals in 24 appearances for the French club
- Caliban comes third in Young Irish Player of the Year, behind Seamus Coleman and Adam Rooney
- Count Nood wins Young Player of the Month for December, beating Skippy and Danny Wilson to second and third
- Lionel Messi has once again won the Ballon d'or
- Team Stats

COSMO WATCH

- Cosmo has made three more league starts for Lyon in the past month but has still to contribute any goals

[Count Nood]

Caliban.

- Count Nood wins Young Player of the Month for December

[Preezy]

The slide continues

I blame the constant changing of tactics, and the obvious exclusion of yours truly from the match-day squads

[Starbreaker]

Caliban.

Joint highest rating on our team for that match, Johnny Missalot. Get off my case.

[teh bork]

What the strawberry float was Mori doing for that second goal? We must have a better keeper somewhere surely.

[Spindash]

[Cuttooth]

That will probably be all for today. I need to go have a think.

Have a think about who needs getting rid of.

[Spindash]

That will probably be all for today. I need to go have a think.

Have a think about who needs getting rid of.

Resigning in the Booty Cove toilets, a la Keegan?

[Preezy]

[Cuttooth]

I have a habit of completely bailing in Football Manager when it becomes clear I've lost the dressing room, so we'll see.

The toilets are currently occupied however.

[Kanbei]

I blame the defence.

[Red Devil]

I blame the defence.

Yeah. It lacks the stability I bring to it.

[man-eater chimp]

Consistently highish ratings even though we're losing, i'm not doing too badly!

Bye bye Europe