GRcade Pirates FC IV - Stoke, Wolves, Sunderland p80

[Preezy]

After Nood with a Penalty attribute of 17, it goes Preezy on 13 (like it matters) then puppetBoy on 10.

You cut me deep

[Count Nood]

After Nood with a Penalty attribute of 17, it goes Preezy on 13 (like it matters) then puppetBoy on 10.

I would've put both of them away with ease. Am I nearing fitness again?

[Cuttooth]

30/11 - Aston Villa vs. GRcade Pirates League Cup Quarter-Final

Line up

1 min Memento Mori Save 0 : 0
Jean II Makoun moved the ball left for Delph
Delph advanced with the ball
Fabian Delph tried to find Skjelbred with a pass to feet
Skjelbred tried to find Delfouneso first time with a forward pass to feet
Delfouneso brought the ball forward
Memento Mori managed to turn it over his bar!
Corner
2 min Delfouneso Warning 0 : 0
Kanbei tried to get onto the pass
Lowry got above Kanbei to win the ball
Lowry flicked the ball on
It was well intercepted by Corazon de Leon
Corazon de Leon with the ball for GRcade
Freekick was given
Nathan Delfouneso tripped Corazon de Leon
Delfouneso was given a stern telling off
9 min Makoun Goal 1 : 0
Lowry tried to find Delph with a forward pass to feet
Delph brought the ball forward
Delph fed the ball left to Biabiany
Biabiany got past man-eater chimp
Biabiany brought the ball forward
Biabiany crossed the ball low and hard from the left
The penalty was given
Count Nood tripped Per Ciljan Skjelbred
Makoun placed the ball down carefully
MAKOUN SCORED FOR ASTON VILLA!!
10 min Kick Off 1 : 0
GRcade got the game underway
11 min jamcc Goal 1 : 1
Kanbei strode forward in the rain
Kanbei played the ball to puppetBoy's feet
puppetBoy ran with the ball
He continued to bring the ball forward unchallenged
puppetBoy took the ball right to the byline
puppetBoy put the ball into the six yard box
man-eater chimp advanced with the ball
man-eater chimp tried to get the cross in from the right to the far post
The head of jamcc met the ball
JAMCC SCORED FOR GRCADE!!
GRcade hit back immediately
12 min Kick Off 1 : 1
Aston Villa Kicked Off
Skjelbred with the ball for Aston Villa
Skjelbred and Makoun exchanged passes
Skjelbred brought the ball forward
Skjelbred tried to find Fabian Delph with a pass to feet
Delph came forward
Fabian Delph moved the ball right for Makoun
Makoun took the ball over the halfway line
Makoun tried to find Nathan Delfouneso with a forward pass to feet
Delfouneso advanced with the ball
blackoutHERO upended Delfouneso
Freekick was given
Delph whipped in the freekick
Jean II Makoun kept the ball moving
Makoun hit a 25 yard ball ahead of Biabiany
Memento Mori took control of the loose ball
Memento Mori hit a 25 yard ball forward to Spindash
Spindash advanced with the ball
Spindash played it back to the keeper
Memento Mori removed the danger
Clark nodded the ball on
Delfouneso came forward
Delfouneso played the ball back to Lowry
Lowry paused and waited for support
Lowry looked up and swung the ball left towards Young
Young ran with the ball
Young fed the ball forward to Biabiany
Biabiany took the ball forward
Biabiany fed the ball through to Nathan Delfouneso
Nathan Delfouneso brought the ball down the left wing
Nathan Delfouneso advanced with the ball
Delfouneso crossed the ball low and hard from the left
Spindash tried to put the ball behind
An excellent intervention by Spindash
Corner-kick to Aston Villa
Biabiany tried an in-swinging corner
Memento Mori caught the ball
Memento Mori hit a 20 yard ball forward to Spindash
Spindash brought the ball forward
Spindash looked for Corazon de Leon
Corazon de Leon moved forward with the ball
Corazon de Leon fed the ball forward to jamcc
jamcc played the ball to Count Nood's feet
Count Nood laid it forward first time to Kanbei
GRcade tried to launch a counter attack
Kanbei brought the ball over the halfway line
Clark brought the ball forward
Clark passed it back to Lowry
Shane Lowry tried to hold up the play
Lowry fed the ball forward to Makoun
Jean II Makoun ran with the ball
Makoun hit it left to Young
Young came forward
Luke Young played a one-two with Lowry
Luke Young came forward on the wet surface
Young played the ball forward
blackoutHERO cleared the ball
Biabiany brought the ball inside the box
Memento Mori saved and clutched the ball gratefully to his chest
17 min Kanbei Goal 1 : 2
blackoutHERO put his foot on the ball
blackoutHERO played the ball forward
puppetBoy worked the ball inside
puppetBoy ran with the ball
A superb sliding tackle from Lowry to dispossess puppetBoy
Corner
puppetBoy went across and took the corner
Kanbei won the ball in the air from Shane Lowry
Header by Kanbei
KANBEI SCORED FOR GRCADE!!
18 min Kick Off 1 : 2
Aston Villa Kicked Off
24 min SpaceJebus Injury 1 : 2
Kanbei robbed Clark
Kanbei advanced down the left wing
GRcade had a chance to launch a counter attack
Kanbei brought the play over the halfway line
Ciaran Clark cleared the ball
An excellent intervention by Ciaran Clark
A freekick was awarded
puppetBoy tripped Young
puppetBoy was reprimanded by the referee
Shane Lowry moved the ball first time to his right for Ciaran Clark
Clark with the ball for Aston Villa
Clark looked up and swung the ball right towards Zúñiga
Zúñiga advanced with the ball through the driving rain
Zúñiga passed down the line for Albrighton
Albrighton came forward on the wet surface
Spindash cleanly tackled the ball
jamcc with the ball for GRcade
jamcc tried to find Count Nood with a pass to feet
Count Nood came forward
Clark with the ball for Aston Villa
Ciaran Clark tried to find Albrighton with a pass to feet
Albrighton lost out to Spindash
Marc Albrighton came forward
Spindash slide tackled Albrighton
SpaceJebus robbed Skjelbred
SpaceJebus put the ball out for a throw in
SpaceJebus was in need of the physio and hobbled off for treatment
26 min Corner 1 : 2
Spindash got across well to perfectly tackle the ball
The ball went out of play for a throw-in
Zúñiga took the throw-in
melatonin won the ball in the air from Delph
melatonin got his head to the ball
Corner-kick
28 min Corner 1 : 2
Delfouneso moved forward with the ball
Delfouneso laid it wide left to Biabiany
Biabiany worked the ball inside
Biabiany came forward
Biabiany struck the ball with fury
Corner-kick to Aston Villa
29 min Memento Mori Save 1 : 2
Young moved across to take his side's throw-in
Jonathan Biabiany kept the ball moving
Biabiany passed to Luke Young
Young centred the ball
Memento Mori did brilliantly to parry it
jamcc scrambled the ball away
Albrighton showed great composure in intercepted the ball
Albrighton kept the ball moving
Zúñiga played the ball down the line for Skjelbred
Skjelbred took the ball right to the byline
The cross came in to the near post from the right
Spindash lofted the ball forward
Kanbei took the ball over the halfway line
GRcade tried to launch a counter attack
Kanbei came forward
Kanbei was allowed to continue his run
Kanbei played the ball left to SpaceJebus' feet
melatonin strode forward in the rain
melatonin exchanged passes with man-eater chimp
melatonin came forward
melatonin tried to find man-eater chimp with pass to the right
man-eater chimp ran with the ball
man-eater chimp exchanged passes with SpaceJebus
man-eater chimp played the ball to melatonin's feet
melatonin advanced with the ball
melatonin played a perfect pass for Kanbei
Kanbei looked to catch the opposition defence out
Kanbei moved in on goal
Lowry slide tackled Kanbei
Young played the ball right first time to Friedel's feet
Friedel moved forward with the ball
Friedel looked for Luke Young in front of him
Luke Young with the ball for Aston Villa
Young tried to find Makoun with a forward pass to feet
Makoun half volleyed the ball back 25 yards towards Clark
Ciaran Clark paused and waited for support
Clark moved the ball left for Lowry
Lowry paused and waited for support
Lowry hoofed the ball clear
Nathan Delfouneso brought the ball forward
Nathan Delfouneso shot for the top corner
It went just wide by Delfouneso
37 min Young Yellow Card 1 : 2
Camilo Zúñiga hit it forward to Albrighton
Albrighton jinked past Spindash
Marc Albrighton advanced with the ball through the driving rain
Albrighton skipped past the challenge of Spindash
Albrighton crossed to the far post from the right
Corner
Biabiany ran up to try an out-swinging ball from the corner
Kanbei headed the ball clear
puppetBoy ran with the ball
puppetBoy moved the ball back for Spindash
Spindash advanced with the ball
Spindash played the ball forward
puppetBoy tried to get onto the pass
Zúñiga closed in and intercepted the ball
Zúñiga took the ball forward
A superb sliding tackle from puppetBoy to dispossess Zúñiga
Skjelbred made a great interception
Per Ciljan Skjelbred took the ball forward
Skjelbred tried to find Clark with pass to the left
Clark brought the ball forward
Clark exchanged passes with Fabian Delph
Clark came forward
Clark played a one-two with Zúñiga
Clark ran with the ball
Clark hit a 30 yard ball forward to Marc Albrighton
Marc Albrighton advanced with the ball through the driving rain
Albrighton played the ball to Delph's feet
Delph brought the ball forward
Delph laid it left to Makoun
Makoun strode forward in the rain
Makoun played the ball back to Lowry
Lowry paused and waited for support
Lowry played the ball ahead looking for Luke Young
Young moved forward with the ball
Young fed the ball forward to Biabiany
Biabiany came forward on the wet surface
man-eater chimp played it past Biabiany
man-eater chimp tried to find puppetBoy with a pass to feet
puppetBoy tried to find melatonin with a pass to feet
melatonin moved out onto the right of the park
melatonin passed to man-eater chimp
man-eater chimp ran with the ball
man-eater chimp looked for puppetBoy
puppetBoy came forward
Excellent sliding tackle from Young, easily dispossessing puppetBoy
Throw-in
man-eater chimp took the throw-in
puppetBoy tried to find man-eater chimp first time with a low pass to his right
The ball went out for a throw-in
Luke Young played the ball down the line for Per Ciljan Skjelbred
Per Ciljan Skjelbred advanced with the ball
Skjelbred tried to find Young with a pass to feet
Young kept the ball moving
puppetBoy nicked the ball from the toes of Young
Freekick was given to GRcade
puppetBoy was tripped by Young
Mr Webb reached into his pocket and showed a yellow card to Young
38 min Delph Warning 1 : 2
Count Nood advanced with the ball
Freekick to GRcade
Delph tripped Count Nood
Delph got away with a warning
42 min Comment 1 : 2
Clark played the ball forward to Fabian Delph's feet
Delph came forward on the wet surface
Delph laid it left to Skjelbred
Skjelbred moved forward with the ball
Skjelbred tried to curl one in from long range
Biabiany went to the byline
Biabiany sent the ball over from the left
Delfouneso had the beating in the air of Memento Mori
Delfouneso got his head to the ball
But it was ruled out!
Free kick to GRcade
45 min Albrighton Injury 1 : 2
The fourth official indicated 2 minutes of time added on
Spindash played the ball down the line for Kanbei
Zúñiga cleared the ball
SpaceJebus did well to spot and intercept the pass
SpaceJebus came forward
The ball was played all the way back to Memento Mori
The ball went out for a throw-in
Albrighton's part in the game was over as he came off the field injured
45+1 min Substitution 1 : 2
Aston Villa had a player to come on
Curley replaced the injured Albrighton
45+2 min Memento Mori Save 1 : 2
Delph played the ball to Per Ciljan Skjelbred's feet
With a one touch pass Skjelbred picked out the forward run of Delfouneso
Delfouneso came forward on the wet surface
Memento Mori pushed it away
melatonin tried to put the ball behind
Corner
46 min Kick Off 1 : 2
GRcade Kicked Off
47 min Young Yellow Card 1 : 2
Free kick to GRcade
Young tripped puppetBoy
Young was shown a second yellow card!!
Aston Villa made a change to their side
Delph was brought off and replaced by Baker
52 min Corner 1 : 2
A freekick was awarded
Baker played the ball forward
Delfouneso took the ball past man-eater chimp
Delfouneso ran with the ball
Nathan Delfouneso centred the ball
Corner-kick to Aston Villa
65 min Carew Chance 1 : 2
Freekick to Aston Villa
jamcc upended Zúñiga
The referee reached into his pocket and showed a yellow card to jamcc
Tommy Curley stepped up to take the freekick
Memento Mori took control of the loose ball
Memento Mori looked to play the ball long to Spindash
Spindash advanced with the ball
Spindash looked for jamcc
jamcc and SpaceJebus exchanged passes
jamcc brought the ball forward
jamcc passed it back to Spindash
Spindash strode forward in the rain
Spindash and SpaceJebus exchanged passes
Spindash came forward
Spindash exchanged passes with Corazon de Leon
Spindash moved forward with the ball
Spindash passed it forward to jamcc
jamcc came forward
GRcade tried to launch a counter attack
jamcc took the ball forward
jamcc passed back to Spindash
Spindash came forward
Spindash played the ball forward
Kanbei got to the byline
Kanbei crossed the ball low from the left
Nathan Baker closed in and intercepted the ball
Nathan Baker cleared the ball
Corner
puppetBoy looked to send a hanging ball over from the corner
Zúñiga read the game well to intercept the ball
Zúñiga cleared the ball
Spindash made it first to the ball and intercepted
Spindash played a superb ball for puppetBoy
puppetBoy went to the byline
puppetBoy advanced with the ball
puppetBoy put a low cross in to the near post
melatonin robbed Curley
Makoun cleared the ball
SpaceJebus closed in and intercepted the ball
SpaceJebus went by the challenge of Skjelbred
SpaceJebus passed it through low to puppetBoy
Shane Lowry read the game well to intercept the ball
Shane Lowry advanced with the ball
Lowry put the ball out for a throw
The throw-in was taken by puppetBoy
Baker leapt to head the ball clear
blackoutHERO jumped with Delfouneso and won the ball
blackoutHERO headed the ball to puppetBoy
puppetBoy with the ball for GRcade
puppetBoy tried to find melatonin with a pass to feet
melatonin moved forward with the ball
melatonin fed the ball left to Count Nood
Count Nood smashed the ball towards the top corner
Count Nood put it clean over the bar
Goal kick
Friedel played it up towards Baker
Nathan Baker came forward
Baker looked for Skjelbred in front of him
Skjelbred advanced with the ball
Skjelbred laid it forward to Nathan Delfouneso
Delfouneso took the play inside
Nathan Delfouneso moved forward with the ball
Nathan Delfouneso played the ball to Makoun's feet
Makoun came forward on the wet surface
Zúñiga picked up Makoun's superb pass
Zúñiga cut infield with the ball
blackoutHERO took the ball forward
blackoutHERO stupidly gave the ball away to Carew
Carew unleashed a fierce drive high at goal
Corner-kick
Curley looked to send a hanging ball over from the corner
Kanbei headed the ball to safety
It was well intercepted by Makoun
Makoun advanced with the ball
Makoun played the ball down the left to Curley's feet
Curley advanced with the ball through the driving rain
Tommy Curley put a low cross in to the far post
blackoutHERO got to the ball first
blackoutHERO cleared the ball from danger
melatonin ran with the ball
melatonin removed the danger
Ciaran Clark flicked the ball forward for Jean II Makoun
Count Nood tripped Makoun
A freekick was awarded
Makoun took the freekick
Zúñiga came forward
He continued to bring the ball forward unchallenged
jamcc cleanly tackled the ball
Clark made a great interception
Clark came forward
jamcc cleanly tackled the ball
The ball went out of play for a throw-in
Zúñiga threw the ball in
Carew moved the ball back first time to Camilo Zúñiga
Camilo Zúñiga took the ball forward
Zúñiga exchanged passes with Makoun
Zúñiga brought the ball forward
Zúñiga played the one-two with Curley
Camilo Zúñiga advanced with the ball
Zúñiga passed the ball into the area looking for Per Ciljan Skjelbred
Corner
Tommy Curley took the corner
Kanbei hoofed the ball clear
Kanbei did well to avert the danger
blackoutHERO misjudged the header
Delfouneso got to the ball first
Delfouneso played the ball to Curley's feet
Curley half volleyed it in to the far post from the right
blackoutHERO headed clear the danger
Count Nood moved forward with the ball
GRcade had a chance to launch a counter attack
Count Nood kept the ball moving
Count Nood laid it left to Kanbei
Excellent sliding tackle from Lowry, easily dispossessing Kanbei
melatonin volleyed the ball back to Spindash
Spindash played the one-two with jamcc
Spindash brought the play over the halfway line
Jean II Makoun block tackled Spindash
Spindash upended Makoun
Freekick was given
The referee showed Spindash a yellow card
Zúñiga played the one-two with Makoun
Zúñiga brought the ball forward
Zúñiga looked for Makoun
Makoun passed forward first time to Carew
Carew put his foot on the ball
Carew and Zúñiga exchanged passes
Carew to the right of GRcade's penalty area
Carew passed back to Makoun
Makoun paused and waited for support
Jean II Makoun moved the ball forward for Camilo Zúñiga
Zúñiga with the ball for Aston Villa
jamcc could not stop Camilo Zúñiga going past him
Zúñiga moved forward with the ball
Zúñiga played the ball into the area for Carew
Carew took the ball forward
John Carew tried his luck from an angle
Carew was close, with the ball skimming the top of the bar
66 min Substitution 1 : 2
GRcade looked to make a double substitution
Count Nood made for the bench and was replaced by Hank Scorpio
melatonin came off for mad dwarfer
75 min Delfouneso Chance 1 : 2
Curley laid it right to John Carew
Carew delayed playing the ball
Carew advanced with the ball through the driving rain
Memento Mori saved and held onto the ball
Memento Mori hit it forward to man-eater chimp
man-eater chimp came forward
man-eater chimp exchanged passes with puppetBoy
man-eater chimp paused and waited for support
man-eater chimp and SpaceJebus exchanged passes
man-eater chimp advanced with the ball through the driving rain
The ball was played all the way back to Memento Mori
Memento Mori came forward
Memento Mori scrambled the ball away
Clark jumped with Kanbei and won the ball
Headed by Clark
blackoutHERO headed the ball to safety
Clark cleared the ball from danger
Delfouneso moved forward with the ball
Delfouneso fed the ball right to Makoun
Makoun brought the ball forward
Jean II Makoun found Camilo Zúñiga with a low pass down the right flank
Zúñiga with the ball for Aston Villa
Zúñiga exchanged passes with Makoun
Zúñiga ran with the ball
Zúñiga spotted Carew in the area and chipped the ball in
Delfouneso had only Memento Mori to beat
Delfouneso came forward
GRcade were backing off Delfouneso
Delfouneso looked certain to score!
The ball hit the woodwork and bounced clear
77 min Friedel Save 1 : 2
Spindash came forward
Spindash crossed the ball low from the left
mad dwarfer did well to take the ball into the penalty area
mad dwarfer hit a half volley on his left foot
Friedel saved and held onto the ball
81 min Lowry Yellow Card 1 : 2
Howard Webb gave GRcade a free kick
Kanbei was tripped by Lowry
The referee reached into his pocket and pulled out a yellow card for Shane Lowry
83 min Corner 1 : 2
jamcc looked for Spindash
Spindash knew there was no hurry
He took the ball to the corner flag
Zúñiga cleared the ball
jamcc took the ball forward
Zúñiga scrambled the ball away
Corner
87 min Corner 1 : 2
Free kick to Aston Villa
The assistant referee raised his flag...
Kanbei was offside
Clark played the ball down the right
John Carew came forward
Carew put a low cross in to the near post
Corner-kick to Aston Villa
88 min Substitution 1 : 2
GRcade had a player to come on
Spindash was brought off and replaced by CaptainCalcium
90 min Makoun Injury 1 : 2
Makoun needed off-field treatment from the physio
Makoun was injured in a challenge with jamcc
90+1 min Added Time 1 : 2
The fourth official indicated 3 minutes of time added on

Match overview / stats
Player ratings / stats

Goal Highlights

1/12 - Kanbei is the November Young Player of the Month, coming ahead of Jack Rodwell and Danny Welbeck
- Team Stats

[Red Devil]

Cora gets a 4.4 and is straight back in the squad next week and I get dropped for 2 games?

[Cuttooth]

At the moment, Cora the Explorer is the assured starting centre back

[Count Nood]

The penalty was given
Count Nood tripped Per Ciljan Skjelbred
Makoun placed the ball down carefully
MAKOUN SCORED FOR ASTON VILLA!!

Back with a bang.

Still lead the team back to winning ways. \o/

[Cosmo]

Time for the Cosmo update. I'm bound to have done something worthwhile by now.

[Spindash]

Cuttooth's going to Wembley
His knees have gone all trembly

[Cuttooth]

2/12 - GRcade will play Man City in the Semi Finals of the League Cup

[Spindash]

*cancels hotel reservation*

[Red Devil]

2/12 - GRcade will play Man City in the Semi Finals of the League Cup

Pretty much in the final then.

[Cuttooth]

Time for the Cosmo update. I'm bound to have done something worthwhile by now.

Oh gooseberry fool I nearly forgot.

COSMO WATCH

- In the past month, Cosmo has made I think three more league starts for Lyon, bringing his overall total competitive matches with the club to 7 starts and 2 substitute appearances. He has neither scored nor provided an assist, and has an overall rating of 6.64

[Spindash]

2/12 - GRcade will play Man City in the Semi Finals of the League Cup

Pretty much in the final then.

You'll be lucky if you're even on the cup final song.

[man-eater chimp]

I go away for a day and I have 5 pages to read through

Well I haven't done too badly in Wiggles absence, my form is actually pretty good despite us losing a few times! Lots of lovely assists...

[Cosmo]

Time for the Cosmo update. I'm bound to have done something worthwhile by now.

Oh gooseberry fool I nearly forgot.

[Count Nood]

Time for the Cosmo update. I'm bound to have done something worthwhile by now.

Oh gooseberry fool I nearly forgot.

Well, it does look like your performances have been quite forgettable.

[Starbreaker]

Never mind the recent losses guys. The main thing is we're still in the league cup, which means the song I dedicated literally over fifteen minutes of my life to is still pertinent. And if you slack-jawed yokels choke against Man Shithouse I will tie you to trees and rape you. Even if I'm in the team. Hell, especially if I'm in the team.

[Dante]

A goal and a decent rating, yet still doesn't get played. booo

[PuppetBoy]

I can't believe I missed a penalty. Sorry guys. At least I got it on target, strawberry floating Gomes.

Annoyingly, in real life football, I'm really good at penalties. Used to take 'em for the school team, never missed.

[The People's ElboReformat]

Has my ankle not fixed itself yet?

Been a disaster since I picked up that injury. Least Nood is back to improve the team somewhat.