GRcade Pirates FC IV - Stoke, Wolves, Sunderland p80

[Memento Mori]

Equaliser in the 93rd minute?

3.6?

The joint highest paid player in the squad.

[Red Devil]

A thousand pounds for every .10 of a mark earned.

[Preezy]

That is Arsenal-levels of screw-uppery

[PuppetBoy]

Welbeck

Still, man of the match and an assist. 'Bout time I did something good.

[Benzin]

I've never seen a mark so low...

Spell in the reserves me thinks...

[Cuttooth]

10/11 - Kanbei told to prove himself by Nigel Worthington as he's dropped to the N. Ireland U21s. He scores a goal in 2-4 away defeat to Holland U21s

11/11 - Chelsea hire Louis van Gaal
- Nova scores his second goal for Denmark in a 4-1 win over Azerbaijan
- Memento Mori made his second substitute international appearance, coming on during England's 0-0 draw with Saudi Arabia
- blackoutHERO and Corazon play in Scotland's 0-0 draw with Austria
- Caliban and DarkRitual round the dullness off with appearances for Ireland in a 0-0 draw with U.A.E

15/11 - man-eater chimp gets two assists in England U21s 3-0 win over Wales
- Kanbei plays in N. Ireland's U21 0-0 draw with Montenegro

16/11 - Man City hire Quique Flores as manager to replace Mancini who has taken the vacant Bayern Munich seat
- Caliban doesn't play to his high standards in Ireland's 0-4 demolishing at the hands of England

[BTB]

England drew with Saudi Arabia

[Count Nood]

Welbeck

WTF is he doing at Blackburn.

[Starbreaker]

3.6?

That is like...me levels of bad.

[Cuttooth]

19/11 - Manchester United vs. GRcade Pirates

Line up

1 min Comment 0 : 0
GRcade got the game started
Aston Villa boss Michael Laudrup was seen in the stands
3 min Fletcher Chance 0 : 0
Hernández brought the ball forward
Hernández hit the ball back 25 yards towards Evra
Evra came forward
Evra hit a 30 yard ball right to Scholes
Scholes tried to find Fletcher first time with a left pass to feet
Fletcher hit the ball on the half volley
But Darren Fletcher sent it well wide
5 min Kanbei Chance 0 : 0
Benzin moved inside the penalty area
Benzin ran with the ball
Nani upended Benzin
Free kick to GRcade
PatSharpsMullet dispatched the free kick goalwards
Kanbei forced the ball goalwards with a header
But the ball went flying over the bar
9 min Memento Mori Save 0 : 0
SpaceJebus slid in on Hernández to perform an excellent tackle
Wayne Rooney showed great composure in intercepted the ball
Rooney continued into the penalty area
Memento Mori did well to parry it
SpaceJebus came forward
SpaceJebus scrambled the ball away
Kanbei got above Rafael to win the ball
Kanbei headed the ball upfield to Roonmastor
GRcade tried to launch a counter attack
Roonmastor took the ball over the halfway line
The ball went out of play for a throw-in
Rafael moved across to take his side's throw-in
Hernández came forward
Hernández passed it back to Paul Scholes
Scholes exchanged passes with Rafael
Scholes came forward
Paul Scholes sent the ball back to Brown
Brown with the ball for Man Utd
Brown played the ball forward to Fletcher's feet
Fletcher moved forward with the ball
Fletcher picked out Hernández with a lovely pass
Hernández continued into the box
The GRcade keeper managed to get a hand to it
12 min Roonmastor Goal 0 : 1
Rafael fed the ball forward to Nani
Nani came forward
Nani looked for Scholes to his left
Scholes lost out to SpaceJebus
SpaceJebus ran with the ball
SpaceJebus found melatonin with a low pass right
melatonin fed the ball first time through to Roonmastor
Roonmastor ran with the ball
Roonmastor struck the ball with fury
ROONMASTOR SCORED FOR GRCADE!!
14 min Kick Off 0 : 1
Man Utd Kicked Off
17 min Memento Mori Save 0 : 1
The ball evaded blackoutHERO
Rooney seemed really up for the fight
Good play by Rodríguez in making himself some space
Memento Mori pushed it away
Hernández with the ball for Man Utd
Stu cleanly tackled the ball
Kanbei ran with the ball
Kanbei played a one-two with Stu
Kanbei advanced with the ball
Kanbei made the clearance
Benzin flicked the ball on
It was well intercepted by Wes Brown
Wes Brown moved the ball first time to his left for Evra
Evra came forward
Patrice Evra passed along the floor for Paul Scholes to pick it up
Paul Scholes came forward
Paul Scholes fed the ball through to Hernández
Memento Mori scrambled the ball away
Nemanja Vidic jumped above melatonin
Headed by Nemanja Vidic
Space opened up for Hernández
Hernández moved in on goal
Memento Mori pushed it away
21 min Corner 0 : 1
Stu came forward
Stu tried to find Kanbei with pass into the area
Kanbei used his skill to go past Rafael
Kanbei brought the ball forward
Rafael slide tackled Kanbei
Corner
25 min Evra Goal 1 : 1
Rafael played the ball down the line for Rooney
Solid tackle from Rooney, easily dispossessing SpaceJebus
Rooney went to the byline
Wayne Rooney crossed the ball low from the right
man-eater chimp cleared the ball
man-eater chimp did well to avert the danger
Fletcher showed great composure in intercepted the ball
Fletcher tried to find Scholes first time with a left pass to feet
Scholes came forward
Scholes passed left to Evra
Patrice Evra came forward
PATRICE EVRA SCORED FOR MAN UTD!!
26 min Kick Off 1 : 1
GRcade got the action underway
32 min Scholes Injury 1 : 1
Rodríguez played the ball down the line for Hernández
Hernández advanced with the ball
Hernández was allowed space to run with the ball
Hernández took the ball forward
blackoutHERO hoofed the ball clear
blackoutHERO did well to avert the danger
The ball went out of play for a throw-in
Patrice Evra moved across to take his side's throw-in
Scholes and Evra exchanged passes
Scholes brought the ball forward
A superb sliding tackle from Benzin to dispossess Scholes
Roonmastor tried to find melatonin first time with a left pass to feet
GRcade tried to launch a counter attack
melatonin with the ball for GRcade
melatonin looked to drive the ball into the path of Roonmastor
Solid tackle from Roonmastor, easily dispossessing Evra
Evra cleared the ball
Fletcher cleared the ball from danger
James Rodríguez went down after a trip by PatSharpsMullet
Freekick to Man Utd
Scholes was in need of the physio and hobbled off for treatment
Scholes was injured by Benzin
34 min Roonmastor Chance 1 : 1
PatSharpsMullet put the ball out for a throw in
Evra threw the ball in
blackoutHERO could not stop Rooney going past him
Rooney crossed the ball low from the left
man-eater chimp was forced to head the ball behind
Corner
Nani aimed the corner for the near post
Wes Brown tried to get onto the pass
Brown won the aerial challenge against SpaceJebus
Brown headed it across the goal
Memento Mori saved and held onto the ball
Memento Mori looked to play the ball long to Stu
Stu took the ball forward
Stu laid it forward to Kanbei
Kanbei came forward
Kanbei played a wonderful ball for Roonmastor
Roonmastor ran with the ball
Space opened up for Roonmastor
Roonmastor moved forward with the ball
Roonmastor found himself in some space
Roonmastor got into the area
Roonmastor was in a dangerous position
Roonmastor bore down on goal
Roonmastor shot for the top corner
It went just wide by Roonmastor
The ball went out for a goal kick to Man Utd
Kuszczak hit it forward to Patrice Evra
Evra kept the ball moving
Evra tried to find Rodríguez with a forward pass to feet
Rodríguez played it past man-eater chimp
James Rodríguez looked for Scholes
Scholes passed first time along the floor for Rooney to pick it up down the left
Wayne Rooney used his skill to go past blackoutHERO
Wayne Rooney played the ball to James Rodríguez's feet
Rodríguez came forward
man-eater chimp cleared the ball
Kanbei dispossessed Rafael
Rafael nicked the ball from the toes of Kanbei
Rafael moved the ball first time for Nani
melatonin with the ball for GRcade
melatonin played a wonderful ball for Roonmastor
Roonmastor took the play over the halfway line
Roonmastor took the play inside
Roonmastor got into the area
A superb sliding tackle from Brown to dispossess Roonmastor
Corner
40 min Vidic Injury 1 : 1
Rafael played the ball forward
Javier Hernández cut inside
Stu tried to find Corazon de Leon with a pass to feet
Corazon de Leon cleared the ball
Roonmastor moved forward with the ball
Rafael did well to avert the danger
Rafael with the ball for Man Utd
Rafael played the ball left to Vidic's feet
Vidic looked for an option from the back
Vidic hit a 20 yard ball left to Wes Brown
Brown came forward
Brown searched out Rodríguez
James Rodríguez tried to find Wayne Rooney first time with a low pass to his right
Rooney kept the ball moving
Memento Mori did well to get his fingertips to the ball and tip it over
Nani whipped in the corner
Kanbei rose above Hernández to clear the ball
blackoutHERO lost the ball to Vidic
man-eater chimp sent the ball down the right
Benzin moved forward with the ball
GRcade tried to launch a counter attack
Benzin brought the play over the halfway line
Evra got past Benzin
Evra played a superb ball for Rooney
Patrice Evra seemed really up for the fight
Rooney tried to come through on the inside
Rooney continued unopposed
Rooney put the ball into the six yard box
Stu cleanly tackled the ball
Memento Mori collected the ball
The ball went out for a throw-in
Vidic was in need of the physio and hobbled off for treatment
Vidic was injured in a challenge with blackoutHERO
44 min Corner 1 : 1
Hernández passed back for Rafael
Rafael took the ball forward
Rafael played the ball forward
Hernández went to the byline
The cross came in from Hernández on the right
Corner-kick
45 min Added Time 1 : 1
2 minutes of added time were to be played
Nani looked to send a hanging ball over from the corner
SpaceJebus was forced to head the ball behind
Corner-kick
45 min Nani Chance 1 : 1
Rodríguez aimed the corner for the near post
SpaceJebus rose above Wayne Rooney to clear the ball
Nani had no problem in intercepting the ball
Nani with the ball for Man Utd
From long range, Nani bent the ball towards goal
But Nani put it wide
45+1 min Substitution 1 : 1
Caliban replaced blackoutHERO at half time
46 min Kick Off 1 : 1
Man Utd Kicked Off
47 min Corner 1 : 1
Roonmastor brought the ball down the right wing
Freekick was given
Brown tripped Roonmastor
Stu played the ball forward
Darren Fletcher jumped with Kanbei and won the ball
Darren Fletcher headed the ball behind
Corner
49 min Kuszczak Save 1 : 1
melatonin laid it back to man-eater chimp
man-eater chimp kept the ball moving
man-eater chimp squared the ball from the right
Roonmastor connected with a diving header
Kuszczak blocked the shot
60 min Hernández Goal 2 : 1
GRcade's players couldn't believe the penalty wasn't given for Vidic's challenge
The GRcade players protested furiously!
Throw-in
Man Utd were ready to make a substitution
Rafael made his way to the bench and was replaced by Jonny Evans
Kanbei was given a warning
Stu took the throw-in
Kanbei played the ball to Stu's feet
Stu delivered the ball first time to the far post
Evans headed the ball to safety
man-eater chimp headed the ball out left to SpaceJebus
SpaceJebus with the ball for GRcade
SpaceJebus passed it right to Benzin
Evra removed the danger
Hernández with the ball for Man Utd
Man Utd tried to launch a counter attack
Javier Hernández kept the ball moving
Hernández exchanged passes with Ryan Giggs
Javier Hernández took the ball forward
Hernández was allowed to continue his run
Hernández got to the byline
Javier Hernández played the ball into the area for Giggs
Giggs put the ball into the six yard box
Corazon de Leon did well to spot and intercept the pass
Corazon de Leon fed the high ball forward
Vidic made it first to the ball and intercepted
Vidic moved forward with the ball
Nemanja Vidic moved the ball out right for Brown
Brown with the ball for Man Utd
Wes Brown passed along the floor for Fletcher to pick it up
Fletcher with the ball for Man Utd
Fletcher passed it through low to Rooney
Memento Mori did brilliantly to turn the ball behind
Giggs aimed the corner at the far post
Hernández jumped above PatSharpsMullet
Header by Hernández
HERNÁNDEZ SCORED FOR MAN UTD!!
Man Utd were ready to make a substitution
Paul Scholes made for the bench and was replaced by Ménez
61 min Kick Off 2 : 1
GRcade got the game underway
63 min Substitution 2 : 1
GRcade made a substitution
puppetBoy finished his warm up and replaced PatSharpsMullet
66 min Kuszczak Save 2 : 1
Free kick to GRcade
Fletcher tripped Benzin
puppetBoy lined up the free kick
puppetBoy flighted in the free kick
Kuszczak saved and held the ball
67 min Nani Goal 3 : 1
Rooney got to the byline
Rooney passed back for Patrice Evra
Evra aims for the near post from the left
Corazon de Leon put the ball out for a throw
Evra threw the ball back into play
Ménez got past melatonin
Ménez put a low cross in to the near post
Nani advanced with the ball
Nani tried his luck from an angle
NANI SCORED FOR MAN UTD!!
68 min Kick Off 3 : 1
GRcade Kicked Off
melatonin volleyed the ball back to Caliban
Caliban looked for an option from the back
Caliban fed the ball left to Corazon de Leon
Corazon de Leon searched out Benzin first time
Benzin kept the ball moving
Benzin moved the ball forward for Roonmastor
Roonmastor advanced down the right
Roonmastor continued unchallenged
Roonmastor went to the byline
Roonmastor crossed the ball low and hard from the right
Brown headed the ball clear
SpaceJebus made a great interception
SpaceJebus passed first time to man-eater chimp down the right side
man-eater chimp came forward
The cross came in to the far post from the right
Corner
71 min Memento Mori Save 3 : 1
Rooney ran with the ball
Rooney played the ball ahead looking for Nani
Nani came forward
Nani hit a fierce shot
Memento Mori could only parry it
72 min Substitution 3 : 1
GRcade had a player to come on
Spindash finished his warm up and replaced Kanbei
75 min Roonmastor Chance 3 : 1
puppetBoy moved forward with the ball
Man Utd were backing off puppetBoy
puppetBoy skipped past Evra
puppetBoy crossed the ball low and hard from the right
Brown read the game well to intercept the ball
Brown cleared the ball
Roonmastor cracked it against the woodwork
Space opened up for Roonmastor
Roonmastor headed it across the goal
Kuszczak managed to get himself between the ball and the goal
82 min Corner 3 : 1
Ryan Giggs exchanged passes with Rooney
Ryan Giggs with the ball for Man Utd
Giggs passed to Rooney
Rooney moved forward with the ball
Corner
Giggs looked to send a hanging ball over from the corner
Memento Mori rose and collected the ball cleanly
Memento Mori hit a 25 yard ball forward to man-eater chimp
man-eater chimp ran with the ball
man-eater chimp played a one-two with puppetBoy
man-eater chimp shepherded the ball out of defence
man-eater chimp played the ball forward
Benzin advanced with the ball
Benzin brought the ball into the area
Man Utd were inviting Benzin onto them
Benzin took the ball forward
Evans executed a good sliding tackle on Benzin
Corner
84 min Hernández Goal 4 : 1
Rooney climbed above Corazon de Leon
Rooney headed the ball out left to Ryan Giggs
Giggs took the ball past Benzin
Giggs ran with the ball
Giggs played the ball to Wayne Rooney's feet
Rooney played a wonderful ball for Hernández
Hernández found himself in some space
Hernández found himself in some space
THAT WAS HIS SECOND GOAL OF THE GAME
84 min Kick Off 4 : 1
GRcade got the game underway
90 min Nani Goal 5 : 1
Rooney continued to come forward unopposed
Rooney tried to find Ménez with a weighted pass to the left
Ménez continued into the penalty area
Ménez attempted to hit it in low
Memento Mori pushed it away
Nani pounced on the rebound
Good play by Nani in making himself some space
THAT WAS HIS SECOND GOAL OF THE GAME
Man Utd scored on the break
90+1 min Added Time 5 : 1
2 minutes of added time were to be played
90+1 min Kick Off 5 : 1
GRcade got the action underway

Match overview / stats
Player ratings / stats

Goal Highlights

19/11 - Nova scores a goal in Monaco's 2-0 win over Montpellier

20/11 - Corazon and Stu are fined two weeks' wages, something Stu thinks is unfair

21/11 - League Table
- Skippy to miss a further week after just coming back from injury due to a bruised head sustained by a late tackle from blackoutHERO

[Cosmo]

Merk'd again.

[Spindash]

[Preezy]

[Cuttooth]

26/11 - GRcade Pirates vs. Tottenham Hotspur

Line up

1 min Kick Off 0 : 0
Tottenham kicked off
4 min van der Vaart Chance 0 : 0
Assou-Ekotto looked for Palacios
Wilson Palacios with the ball for Tottenham
Palacios passed along the floor for Luka Modric to pick it up
Modric played the ball to van der Vaart's feet
van der Vaart got past man-eater chimp
van der Vaart struck the ball with fury
But Rafael van der Vaart put it wide of the goal
7 min van der Vaart Yellow Card 0 : 0
man-eater chimp knocked it down the line for melatonin
Wilson Palacios lost the ball to melatonin
melatonin kept the ball moving
melatonin was allowed space to run with the ball
melatonin sent the ball far post from the right
Corner
puppetBoy tried an in-swinging corner
Pienaar leapt to head the ball clear
man-eater chimp read the game well to intercept the ball
man-eater chimp ran with the ball
A freekick was awarded
van der Vaart tripped man-eater chimp
The referee showed van der Vaart a yellow card
puppetBoy passed left first time to SpaceJebus
SpaceJebus tried to hold up the play
SpaceJebus hit it firmly through the mud to jamcc
jamcc used his skill to go past Corluka
jamcc searched out man-eater chimp on the right wing
man-eater chimp took the ball forward
man-eater chimp found Benzin with a low pass left
Benzin came forward
Benzin passed to jamcc
Benzin ran with the ball
Luka Modric cleared the ball
Pavlyuchenko took the ball over the halfway line
Tottenham tried to launch a counter attack
Pavlyuchenko with the ball for Tottenham
Hit low from long range by Pavlyuchenko
It was well wide of the goal
12 min Memento Mori Save 0 : 0
van der Vaart passed to Assou-Ekotto
Benoît Assou-Ekotto came forward
Assou-Ekotto put a low cross in to the near post
Pavlyuchenko met the ball with a diving header
Memento Mori saved and held the ball
23 min melatonin Yellow Card 0 : 0
melatonin was accused of diving by the ref!
Indirect freekick was given
Anthony Taylor reached into his pocket and showed a yellow card to melatonin
24 min Gomes Save 0 : 0
Roonmastor picked up jamcc's excellent ball
Roonmastor found himself in some space
Roonmastor took the ball into the box
Gomes beat the ball away
26 min SpaceJebus Injury 0 : 0
SpaceJebus was ordered off the field for treatment
SpaceJebus was injured by Luka Modric's challenge
28 min jamcc Yellow Card 0 : 0
Mr Taylor gave Tottenham a free kick
Modric was tripped by jamcc
Yellow card shown to jamcc
31 min Gomes Save 0 : 0
Benzin with the ball for GRcade
Benzin passed to SpaceJebus
SpaceJebus came forward
SpaceJebus searched out man-eater chimp to his right
man-eater chimp took the ball forward
man-eater chimp put a low cross in to the near post
Gomes turned the ball behind!
It was almost an own goal!
Corner-kick to GRcade
34 min Corner 0 : 0
Pienaar looked for Palacios
Palacios came forward
Palacios looked for van der Vaart in the penalty area
van der Vaart advanced with the ball
Corner
40 min Modric Chance 0 : 0
King with the ball for Tottenham
King passed it forward to Palacios
Wilson Palacios passed to his right first time to Modric
Modric with the ball for Tottenham
Modric tried to find van der Vaart with a pass to feet
van der Vaart tried to score from distance!
But it went just over the bar
Goal kick
Memento Mori restarted the game from the goal kick
Benzin tried to get onto the pass
Benzin got well above Pienaar to win the ball
Headed by Benzin
The ball went out of play for a throw-in
Assou-Ekotto threw the ball back into play
van der Vaart kept the ball moving
van der Vaart looked for Assou-Ekotto
Benoît Assou-Ekotto kept the ball moving
Assou-Ekotto tried to find Palacios with pass to the right
Palacios came forward
Wilson Palacios passed along the floor for Modric to pick it up
Modric took the ball forward
But Modric couldn't direct it goalwards
43 min Comment 0 : 0
Pavlyuchenko exchanged passes with Modric
Roman Pavlyuchenko ran with the ball
Pavlyuchenko played the ball to Modric's feet
Modric took the ball forward
Modric looked for van der Vaart
van der Vaart struck a long range piledriver!
But he couldn't direct it goalwards
The ball went out for a goal kick to GRcade
Memento Mori hit a 35 yard ball forward to Stu
Stu advanced down the left
Stu played the one-two with Corazon de Leon
Stu came forward
The ball was played all the way back to Memento Mori
Memento Mori half volleyed it forward to Stu
Stu ran with the ball
Stu hit a 20 yard ball forward to jamcc
jamcc looked for SpaceJebus to his right with a first time pass
GRcade had a chance to launch a counter attack
SpaceJebus with the ball for GRcade
SpaceJebus searched out Benzin
Benzin played a pinpoint pass to Roonmastor
Roonmastor advanced with the ball
Space opened up for Roonmastor
Roonmastor moved forward with the ball
Roonmastor got free of any defenders
Roonmastor kept the ball moving
Space opened up for Roonmastor
Roonmastor took the ball into the box
Roonmastor attempted a thunderous drive!
Gomes pushed it away
SpaceJebus advanced with the ball
SpaceJebus struck the ball on the half volley
Gomes pushed it away
melatonin was first to the rebound
melatonin lost his man and found himself with plenty of room
melatonin looked certain to tuck it away
Gomes did well to turn the ball away
The referee looked over to his assistant and awarded the penalty
44 min Gomes Save 0 : 0
puppetBoy began his run-up
It was saved by Gomes!
Roonmastor pounced on the rebound
Roonmastor moved forward with the ball
The rebound fell to Roonmastor
Roonmastor moved forward with the ball
The rebound fell to Roonmastor
Roonmastor took the ball forward
The ball fell to Roonmastor
Roonmastor used his skill to go past Modric
Roonmastor pounced on the rebound
Roonmastor advanced with the ball
jamcc picked up Roonmastor's good ball
jamcc kept the ball moving
jamcc tried his luck from an angle
Gomes tipped the ball acrobatically over the bar!
Corner
45+2 min Gomes Save 0 : 0
puppetBoy stepped up and drifted the corner in
Palacios headed the ball clear
Stu made it first to the ball and intercepted
Stu took the ball forward
Stu smashed the ball towards the top corner
Stu hit the bar
Wilson Palacios came forward
Palacios got in and cleared the danger
Benzin did well to pick out and intercept that pass
Rafael van der Vaart could not stop Benzin going past him
Benzin passed left to blackoutHERO
blackoutHERO found Corazon de Leon with a low first time pass left
Corazon de Leon held up the ball
Corazon de Leon looked for SpaceJebus
SpaceJebus passed right first time along the floor for melatonin to pick it up
melatonin took the ball forward
melatonin hit the ball in search of jamcc's run
Corluka had no problem in intercepting the ball
Corluka headed the ball to safety
van der Vaart tackled melatonin
melatonin slid in on van der Vaart to perform an excellent tackle
Corazon de Leon laid it right first time to blackoutHERO
blackoutHERO advanced with the ball
The ball was played all the way back to Memento Mori
Memento Mori advanced with the ball
Memento Mori looked for blackoutHERO in front of him
blackoutHERO came forward
blackoutHERO searched out man-eater chimp to his right
man-eater chimp took the ball forward
man-eater chimp laid it forward to Benzin
Benzin took the ball forward
Solid tackle from Luka Modric, easily dispossessing Benzin
Modric slide tackled Benzin
Rafael van der Vaart came forward
Pavlyuchenko picked up Rafael van der Vaart's fine pass
Pavlyuchenko was forced to hold onto the ball
Roman Pavlyuchenko played the ball right to Lennon's feet
Lennon ran with the ball
jamcc tackled Lennon
Aaron Lennon was penalised for a trip on jamcc
A freekick was awarded
2 minutes of added time indicated by the fourth official
GRcade piled on the pressure
Memento Mori hit it forward to Stu
Stu moved forward with the ball
Stu tried to find SpaceJebus with a pass to feet
SpaceJebus played the ball to jamcc's feet
jamcc cut inside
jamcc continued unopposed
jamcc came forward
jamcc hit the ball back 30 yards towards man-eater chimp
man-eater chimp with the ball for GRcade
The ball was played all the way back to Memento Mori
Memento Mori looked to volley the ball long to Corazon de Leon
Corazon de Leon brought the ball forward
Corazon de Leon played the backpass
Memento Mori moved forward with the ball
Memento Mori searched out Stu
Stu took the ball forward
Stu passed it forward to jamcc
jamcc moved forward with the ball
jamcc played a pinpoint pass to Roonmastor
Roonmastor looked to catch the opposition defence out
Roonmastor bore down on goal
Roonmastor hit it high and hard towards goal
Gomes did well to parry it
Benzin with the ball for GRcade
But Benzin couldn't get it on target
46 min Kick Off 0 : 0
GRcade got the game underway
48 min Assou-Ekotto Yellow Card 0 : 0
A freekick was awarded to GRcade
man-eater chimp was tripped by Benoît Assou-Ekotto
The referee reached into his pocket and pulled out a yellow card for Assou-Ekotto
50 min man-eater chimp Warning 0 : 0
Assou-Ekotto took the ball forward
man-eater chimp upended Assou-Ekotto
The referee gave Tottenham a free kick
man-eater chimp got away with a warning
51 min Lennon Warning 0 : 0
jamcc passed to SpaceJebus
SpaceJebus with the ball for GRcade
SpaceJebus lost the ball to Kaboul
Kaboul passed to van der Vaart
jamcc kept the ball moving
Freekick was given to GRcade
jamcc was tripped by Lennon
Lennon was given a warning
56 min Benzin Red Card 0 : 0
blackoutHERO cleared the ball
Bassong read the game well to intercept the ball
Bassong brought the ball forward
Bassong passed along the floor for Assou-Ekotto to pick it up in the area
Benoît Assou-Ekotto put the ball into the six yard box
Corner
van der Vaart went across and took the corner
King won the aerial challenge against blackoutHERO
King headed the ball towards the goal
The ball was cleared off the line by man-eater chimp
The ball went out of play for a throw-in
Corluka moved across to take his side's throw-in
Peter Crouch got above Stu to win the ball
Peter Crouch nodded the ball on
Memento Mori caught the ball cleanly
Memento Mori hit it forward to Stu
Stu came forward
Stu passed along the floor for jamcc to pick it up
jamcc ran with the ball
jamcc found melatonin with a low pass right
melatonin came forward
melatonin passed to SpaceJebus
SpaceJebus played the ball left first time to jamcc's feet
jamcc brought the ball forward
Corluka tripped jamcc
A freekick was awarded
The referee reached into his pocket and showed a yellow card to Corluka
Stu played the ball forward
Headed by jamcc
Gomes took control of the loose ball
Gomes hit it forward to Bassong
Bassong came forward
Bassong cleared the ball
Crouch attempted a spectacular lob over the head of Memento Mori
But it went high and wide
Goal kick
Memento Mori restarted the game from the goal kick
Roonmastor looked to latch onto it
King headed the ball clear
blackoutHERO intercepted the pass
blackoutHERO cleared the ball
van der Vaart went down as Benzin caught him with an elbow!
A freekick was awarded to Tottenham
Anthony Taylor pulled the red card for Benzin!!!
Corazon de Leon showed the referee what he thought of that red card!
Tottenham had a player to come on
Kane was ready to come on for Lennon
57 min Substitution 0 : 0
Double substitution made by GRcade
Kanbei shook the hand of jamcc, who came off
Spindash shook the hand of Stu, who came off
60 min Kick Off 0 : 0
puppetBoy moved forward with the ball
puppetBoy hit the ball in search of Roonmastor's run
Roonmastor came forward
Roonmastor went to the byline
Bassong removed the danger
Bassong did well to avert the danger
65 min Roonmastor Warning 0 : 0
puppetBoy looked to latch onto it
Bassong went down from a shove by Roonmastor
A freekick was awarded to Tottenham
The referee gave Roonmastor a talking to
67 min Assou-Ekotto Warning 0 : 0
Sébastien Bassong tried to find Modric with a pass to feet
A freekick was awarded to GRcade
Assou-Ekotto tripped puppetBoy
Assou-Ekotto was warned by Mr Taylor
puppetBoy played the ball forward
Sébastien Bassong got up to head the ball clear
Spindash read the game well to intercept the ball
Spindash moved forward with the ball
Spindash played it left towards man-eater chimp
man-eater chimp came forward
man-eater chimp played the ball to SpaceJebus' feet
SpaceJebus moved forward with the ball
SpaceJebus found blackoutHERO with a low pass right
blackoutHERO moved forward with the ball
blackoutHERO passed to Spindash
Spindash tried to find Corazon de Leon first time with a low pass to his right
Corazon de Leon advanced with the ball
Corazon de Leon brought the ball through the centre once more
Corazon de Leon advanced with the ball
Corazon de Leon passed to Roonmastor
Benoît Assou-Ekotto made a good sliding challenge on Roonmastor
Corner
70 min Gomes Save 0 : 0
Spindash kept the ball moving
Spindash passed along the floor for Kanbei to pick it up
Kanbei ran with the ball
Kanbei hit the ball in search of Roonmastor's run
Ledley King got in and cleared the danger
Ledley King did well to avert the danger
Kaboul ran into Kanbei
Kanbei played a pinpoint pass to Roonmastor
Roonmastor dribbled past King
Roonmastor came forward
Gomes did brilliantly to turn the ball over the top
74 min man-eater chimp Yellow Card 0 : 0
Free kick to Tottenham
man-eater chimp was penalised for a trip on Benoît Assou-Ekotto
Yellow card shown to man-eater chimp
78 min Substitution 0 : 0
GRcade had a player to come on
Hank Scorpio replaced puppetBoy
79 min Palacios Chance 0 : 0
Harry Kane passed first time along the floor for Assou-Ekotto to pick it up
Assou-Ekotto came forward
Assou-Ekotto squared the ball from the left
blackoutHERO leapt to head the ball clear
Palacios read the game well to intercept the ball
Palacios hit a volley from way out
The ball went high into the stand behind the goal
83 min van der Vaart Chance 0 : 0
Kanbei came forward
Indirect freekick was given
Kanbei went down from a Kaboul bodycheck
man-eater chimp played the ball forward
Bassong tried to head the ball behind
Corner
Tottenham changed to a 4-3-1-2
Spindash swung the corner into the box
Bassong got well above Corazon de Leon to win the ball
Bassong headed the ball to safety
man-eater chimp had no problem in intercepting the ball
man-eater chimp moved forward with the ball
man-eater chimp smashed the ball towards the top corner
The ball went clean over the bar
Goal kick
Gomes restarted the game from the goal kick
Palacios went after the ball
Corazon de Leon used his head to clear the ball
Bassong headed the ball out left to Luka Modric
Modric ran into Hank Scorpio
An inch perfect tackle from Modric, winning the ball from Hank Scorpio
van der Vaart came forward
van der Vaart and Harry Kane exchanged passes
van der Vaart took the ball forward
But van der Vaart put it wide
88 min Crouch Injury 0 : 0
Crouch needed off-field treatment from the physio
Crouch was injured by blackoutHERO's challenge
90 min Added Time 0 : 0
3 minutes of injury time were to be played
90+2 min Gomes Save 0 : 0
Kanbei moved the ball right for SpaceJebus
SpaceJebus played the ball forward first time into the path of Roonmastor
Roonmastor moved inside the penalty area
Gomes did brilliantly to turn the ball away
90+3 min Gomes Save 0 : 0
Sébastien Bassong with the ball for Tottenham
Bassong put the ball out for a throw in
Spindash took the throw-in
Penalty kick
Roonmastor was tripped by King
Corazon de Leon placed the ball on the spot
It was saved by Gomes!
Kanbei put the ball into the six yard box
Vedran Corluka couldn't cut out the pass
King showed great composure in intercepted the ball
King came forward
King hit it forward to Kane
Kane came forward

Match overview / stats
Player ratings / stats

Goal Highlights

27/11 - League Table

28/11 - Caliban and DarkRitual among Young Irish Player of the Year candidates
- GRcade will play either Rotherham or Morecambe away in the Third Round of the FA Cup

[melatonin]

Dived, and then earned a penalty. Karma in action, yo.

[Preezy]

How's my rehabilitation going, Gaffer?

[Cuttooth]

Space opened up for Roonmastor
Roonmastor took the ball into the box
Roonmastor attempted a thunderous drive!
Gomes pushed it away
SpaceJebus advanced with the ball
SpaceJebus struck the ball on the half volley
Gomes pushed it away
melatonin was first to the rebound
melatonin lost his man and found himself with plenty of room
melatonin looked certain to tuck it away
Gomes did well to turn the ball away
The referee looked over to his assistant and awarded the penalty
44 min Gomes Save 0 : 0
puppetBoy began his run-up
It was saved by Gomes!

Gomes

Face in my hands.

How's my rehabilitation going, Gaffer?

You're nearing match fitness.

[Spindash]

Corazon

THE KICK THAT RELEGATED THE PIRATES

Morecambe away in the cup please. Trip to the seaside.

EDIT: TWO missed penalties??

[Cuttooth]

After Nood with a Penalty attribute of 17, it goes Preezy on 13 (like it matters) then puppetBoy on 10.

[Spindash]

GRcade swoop for American international striker: