GRcade Pirates FC IV - Stoke, Wolves, Sunderland p80

[Memento Mori]

Mori in the England squad,

[Starbreaker]

As I seem to be predominantly useless, I think I might keep up with a daily newspaper.

LOVE ME

[Cuttooth]

24/9 - GRcade Pirates vs. Reading

Line up

1 min Comment 0 : 0
GRcade got the game underway at Booty Cove
Cagliari boss Roberto Donadoni was seen in the stands
3 min Skippy Chance 0 : 0
Long advanced with the ball
Long passed to Pearce
Skippy block tackled Pearce
Pearce could not stop Skippy going past him
Skippy moved in on goal
But Skippy sent it wide of the goal
5 min Stu Chance 0 : 0
melatonin with the ball for GRcade
melatonin passed it right to mad dwarfer
mad dwarfer came forward
Freekick was given
mad dwarfer was tripped by Jem Karacan
Stu shaped up to shoot
But it went over the bar
10 min McAnuff Yellow Card 0 : 0
Free kick to GRcade
McAnuff tripped Skippy
Yellow card shown to Jobi McAnuff
12 min Fahey Goal 0 : 1
Memento Mori advanced with the ball
Memento Mori cleared the ball
Roonmastor looked to latch onto it
Matt Mills dispossessed Roonmastor
Mills took the ball forward
Mills lofted the ball 35 yards upfield
The referee gave Reading a free kick
Red Devil pushed Long
Fahey had a crack
KEITH FAHEY SCORED FOR READING!!
13 min Kick Off 0 : 1
GRcade got the game underway
melatonin volleyed the ball back to Red Devil
Red Devil came forward
Red Devil fed the ball forward to SpaceJebus
SpaceJebus came forward
SpaceJebus looked for Stu to his left
Stu was to the left of his own area
Stu passed along the floor for Dante to pick it up
Dante with the ball for GRcade
Dante passed it forward to mad dwarfer
mad dwarfer played the ball to melatonin's feet
melatonin looked to volley the ball ahead of Skippy
Harte made a great interception
Harte moved forward with the ball
Solid tackle from Skippy, easily dispossessing Harte
Skippy with the ball for GRcade
Skippy centred the ball
Andy Griffin had no problem in intercepting the ball
Andy Griffin cleared the ball to safety
Shane Long flicked the ball on
Dante showed great composure in intercepted the ball
Dante took the ball forward
Dante played the ball forward to SpaceJebus' feet
SpaceJebus came forward
SpaceJebus fed the ball right to mad dwarfer
mad dwarfer brought the ball forward
mad dwarfer looked for Skippy
Skippy jinked past Harte
Harte lost out to Skippy
Skippy lost out to Harte
Federici did well to save and hold onto the ball
Adam Federici played it up towards Ian Harte
Harte moved forward with the ball
Harte laid it back to the keeper
Federici moved forward with the ball
Adam Federici hit a 20 yard ball forward to Ian Harte
Ian Harte advanced with the ball
Harte hit it forward to McAnuff
McAnuff came forward
McAnuff played a one-two with Tabb
McAnuff moved forward with the ball
Reading tried to launch a counter attack
McAnuff came forward
McAnuff played the ball forward to Long's feet
Long came forward
Long tried to find Jem Karacan with a pass to feet
SpaceJebus scrambled the ball away
Kanbei brought the ball forward
Mills cleared the ball
Fahey came forward
Fahey tried to find Long with a forward pass to run onto
But Dante moved across and picked up the ball
Dante brought the ball forward
Dante played the backpass
Dante upended Long
A freekick was awarded
The referee reached into his pocket and showed a yellow card to Dante
18 min Federici Save 0 : 1
SpaceJebus brought the ball forward
SpaceJebus searched out Wiggles on the right wing
Wiggles ran with the ball
Wiggles played a one-two with SpaceJebus
Wiggles came forward
Wiggles floated it in to the near post from the right
Federici got up to tip it over
Wiggles had not meant it!
Corner
22 min Corner 0 : 1
Roonmastor took the ball forward
GRcade tried to launch a counter attack
Roonmastor took the ball forward
Roonmastor fed the ball through to Skippy
Harte removed the danger
An excellent intervention by Harte
Skippy showed great composure in intercepted the ball
Skippy took the ball right to the byline
Skippy came forward
Skippy passed it back to Wiggles
Wiggles crossed the ball low and hard first time from the right
Jem Karacan couldn't cut out the pass
Kanbei took the ball into the box
Kanbei smashed the ball towards the top corner
Corner
25 min Corner 0 : 1
McAnuff jinked past Wiggles
McAnuff put a low cross in to the near post
Dante had no problem in intercepting the ball
Dante played the ball back
Corner
26 min Corner 0 : 1
Keith Fahey took the corner
Mills connected with a diving header
Corner
26 min Kébé Chance 0 : 1
Harte whipped in the corner
Red Devil intercepted the pass
Red Devil got in and cleared the danger
Kébé made a great interception
Jimmy Kébé took the ball forward
Kébé blasted the ball towards the top corner
But Jimmy Kébé couldn't connect cleanly and sent the shot wide
31 min SpaceJebus Yellow Card 0 : 1
Free kick to Reading
Jem Karacan was tripped by SpaceJebus
SpaceJebus received a yellow card
37 min Corner 0 : 1
Pearce came forward
Pearce put the ball out for a throw in
The throw-in was taken by Wiggles
Skippy kept the ball moving
Skippy crossed the ball low from the right
Corner-kick to GRcade
41 min Kanbei Yellow Card 0 : 1
A freekick was awarded to Reading
Kanbei tripped Shane Long
The referee showed Kanbei a yellow card
42 min Dante Goal 1 : 1
SpaceJebus advanced with the ball
SpaceJebus hit a 25 yard ball forward to Kanbei
Kanbei moved forward with the ball
Kanbei played the ball down the line for Roonmastor
Roonmastor took the ball right to the byline
The referee gave GRcade a free kick
Roonmastor was tripped by Matt Mills
The freekick was quickly taken by Skippy
Header by Dante
DANTE SCORED FOR GRCADE!!
44 min Kick Off 1 : 1
Reading got the game underway
45 min Added Time 1 : 1
One minute of injury time will be played
46 min Kick Off 1 : 1
Reading got the action underway
49 min SpaceJebus Goal 2 : 1
Shane Long moved forward with the ball
Long fed the ball to Jem Karacan in the area
Jem Karacan with the ball for Reading
Skippy made a good sliding challenge on Jem Karacan
Red Devil came forward
A freekick was awarded
Fahey upended Red Devil by tripping him over
Fahey got a telling off from Anthony Taylor
Memento Mori looked to play the ball long to Stu
Stu kept the ball moving
Stu laid it forward to Kanbei
Kanbei took the ball forward
Kanbei played it right towards Wiggles
Wiggles moved forward with the ball
Wiggles laid it forward to mad dwarfer
mad dwarfer advanced with the ball
mad dwarfer passed forward to Skippy
Skippy moved forward with the ball
Skippy looked for SpaceJebus
SpaceJebus took the ball forward
SpaceJebus hit it high and hard towards goal
SPACEJEBUS SCORED FOR GRCADE!!
51 min Kick Off 2 : 1
Reading Kicked Off
54 min Memento Mori Save 2 : 1
Dante passed it forward to SpaceJebus
SpaceJebus passed right
First time to mad dwarfer...
mad dwarfer moved forward with the ball
Federici gathered the ball safely
Federici hit it forward to Harte
Harte brought the ball forward
Harte passed to Pearce
Pearce was forced to hold onto the ball
Pearce played the ball forward
McAnuff went after the ball
McAnuff moved forward with the ball
McAnuff squared the ball from the left
Jem Karacan came forward
Memento Mori did well to save and hold onto the ball
56 min Roonmastor Goal 3 : 1
Memento Mori ran with the ball
Memento Mori looked to play the ball long to Stu
Stu carried the ball out of defence
Stu looked for Kanbei in front of him
Kanbei took the ball forward
Kanbei looked to play the ball long to Roonmastor
Roonmastor got into the area
Roonmastor went by the challenge of Pearce
Roonmastor struck from a narrow angle
ROONMASTOR SCORED FOR GRCADE!!
That was a truly unstoppable shot!
ROONMASTOR SCORED A SENSATIONAL GOAL!!
58 min Substitution 3 : 1
Reading looked to alter things by bringing on a substitute
Jay Tabb applauded the fans and was replaced by Noel Hunt
58 min Kick Off 3 : 1
Reading Kicked Off
62 min Wiggles Chance 3 : 1
Wiggles picked up melatonin's excellent ball
Good play by Wiggles in making himself some space
Wiggles found himself in some space
Wiggles advanced on the keeper
Wiggles got free of any defenders
He put it horribly wide
He should never have missed that one
The ball went out for a goal kick to Reading
The goal kick was taken by Adam Federici
Red Devil rose above Long to clear the ball
Pearce cut out the pass
Pearce got in and cleared the danger
Kanbei tackled Kébé
Kanbei came forward
Kanbei passed it left to Stu
Stu took the ball forward
Stu hit a 20 yard ball right to mad dwarfer
mad dwarfer took the ball away from McAnuff
An inch perfect tackle from Fahey, winning the ball from mad dwarfer
Free kick to GRcade
mad dwarfer was tripped by Jobi McAnuff
McAnuff received a lecture from the referee
The game was stopped for GRcade to make a substitution
mad dwarfer headed off the pitch to be replaced by Hank Scorpio
65 min Skippy Chance 3 : 1
Skippy struck it low from a tight angle
A wasted opportunity for GRcade
67 min Jem Karacan Warning 3 : 1
Griffin brought the ball forward
Griffin crossed the ball low from the right
Red Devil cleared the ball
A freekick was awarded
Jem Karacan tripped SpaceJebus
Mr Taylor lectured Jem Karacan
68 min Corner 3 : 1
A superb sliding tackle from Hank Scorpio to dispossess McAnuff
Throw-in
Harte threw the ball in
Long came forward
Long squared the ball from the left
Corner-kick
70 min Kanbei Goal 4 : 1
A freekick was awarded
Jem Karacan upended Roonmastor
The referee reached into his pocket and showed a yellow card to Jem Karacan
Skippy whipped in the freekick
Jimmy Kébé had no problem in intercepting the ball
Kébé passed the ball dangerously across his own area
Roonmastor came forward
Roonmastor continued unopposed
Roonmastor passed along the floor for Red Devil to pick it up
KANBEI SCORED FOR GRCADE!!
71 min Substitution 4 : 1
GRcade looked to make a couple of changes
Roonmastor came off for Custard
Skippy made for the bench and was replaced by Scotticus Erroticus
72 min Kick Off 4 : 1
Reading got the game underway
74 min Custard Chance 4 : 1
Hank Scorpio came forward
Hank Scorpio tried to find melatonin with a pass to feet
melatonin brought the ball forward
melatonin looked for Custard in front of him
Custard took the ball forward
Custard hit it high and hard towards goal
Custard was close, but the ball went just over the top of the bar
78 min Wiggles Yellow Card 4 : 1
melatonin kept the ball moving
Custard picked up melatonin's fine pass
Custard got into the box
Federici did well to get his fingertips to the ball and tip it wide
Stu aimed the corner for the near post
Kébé got up above Scotticus Erroticus and cleared the ball
Freekick to Reading
Wiggles tripped Long
The referee showed Wiggles a yellow card
81 min Corner 4 : 1
melatonin tried to find Kanbei with a first time pass down the left
Jem Karacan couldn't cut out the pass
Kanbei took the play inside
Kanbei was allowed to continue his run
An inch perfect tackle from Griffin, winning the ball from Kanbei
Corner-kick
85 min Kick Off 4 : 1
Space opened up for Custard
Custard with the ball for GRcade
Custard was in a dangerous position
Custard brought the ball into the area
Mills cleared the ball
An excellent intervention by Mills
87 min Memento Mori Save 4 : 1
Long picked out Hunt with a lovely pass
Long was driving his team on
Noel Hunt was unmarked
Memento Mori pushed it away
90 min Added Time 4 : 1
Custard was through on goal
Federici did well to turn the ball round the post
It was an excellent GRcade move
Corner-kick
One minute of injury time will be played
90+2 min Jem Karacan Yellow Card 4 : 1
SpaceJebus was tripped by Jem Karacan
Free kick to GRcade
Jem Karacan was shown a second yellow card and was sent off!!
Reading looked to make a couple of changes
Shackell replaced Harte
Kébé came off to be replaced by Gower

Match overview / stats
Player ratings / stats

Goal Highlights

20/9 - League Table

27/9 - Kanbei is selected in the Premier League Team of the Week

29/9 - Nova scores in AS Monaco's 3-1 home win against Kayserispor in their Europa League Group match

1/10 - Skippy comes third in September's Young Player of the Month award, behind Phil Jones and Rafael
- Roonmastor's goal against Reading wins Goal of the Month
- Cuttooth wins Manager of the Month, beating 'Arry and Suralex

Team Stats

COSMO WATCH

Cosmo has not added to his first team appearances for Lyon

[The People's ElboReformat]

As I seem to be predominantly useless, I think I might keep up with a daily newspaper.

LOVE ME

Better be writing an article about Man United's dirty tactics and Carrick being a twat by crippling The GRcade Pirates' best player (that's me btw).

[Roonmastor]

We had a good start to the season last time and we ended up in a relegation fight so I wouldn't bet anything yet...

I'm thinking a run in the League Cup though!

I was injured at the start of last season though.

[Starbreaker]

As I seem to be predominantly useless, I think I might keep up with a daily newspaper.

LOVE ME

Better be writing an article about Man United's dirty tactics and Carrick being a twat by crippling The GRcade Pirates' best player (that's me btw).

That'll be old news by tomorrow. How about I include a badly photoshopped picture of Vaporeon's head on Lucas' body as a head nod towards it?

[PuppetBoy]

Curses. I've got no chance of getting a game while Skippy's playing this well. Wonder if I can accidentally injure him in training as well?

[Roonmastor]

GotM

[Cosmo]

[Red Devil]

As I seem to be predominantly useless, I think I might keep up with a daily newspaper.

LOVE ME

You could clean my boots if you want?

[Starbreaker]

I think my next article might be about JoS being a paedophile.

[Nova]

5 goals and 3 assists in 11 games for Monaco Can't imagine why I have such a low score on average though. Still, goals is goals.

[The People's ElboReformat]

As I seem to be predominantly useless, I think I might keep up with a daily newspaper.

LOVE ME

Better be writing an article about Man United's dirty tactics and Carrick being a twat by crippling The GRcade Pirates' best player (that's me btw).

That'll be old news by tomorrow. How about I include a badly photoshopped picture of Vaporeon's head on Lucas' body as a head nod towards it?

And running from Michael Carrick's house... which had been mysteriously set on fire...

[Starbreaker]

As I seem to be predominantly useless, I think I might keep up with a daily newspaper.

LOVE ME

Better be writing an article about Man United's dirty tactics and Carrick being a twat by crippling The GRcade Pirates' best player (that's me btw).

That'll be old news by tomorrow. How about I include a badly photoshopped picture of Vaporeon's head on Lucas' body as a head nod towards it?

And running from Michael Carrick's house... which had been mysteriously set on fire...

That means I'm going to need to find a picture of Lucas running. There's only so many hours in the day, Elbo.

[Count Nood]

Cosmo has not added to his first team appearances for Lyon

LOL

Wiggles came forward
Wiggles floated it in to the near post from the right
Federici got up to tip it over
Wiggles had not meant it!

Wiggles.

[Cuttooth]

How have we gone from relegation candidates to European contenders, btw?

A silly amount of potential for every single player + time = world beating squad out of nowhere

We have seven leading Premier League players right now. Strangely enough four of them are the main centre-backs.

I may have to sell a few players to keep it interesting.

[Dolph Wiggler]

It was a cheeky wee shot, I swear.

The 100% Wiggles win record for the season continues.

[Preezy]

Wowsers, great result guys! If we're doing this well now, just wait until I'm match fit and filling the onion bag with my goals of glory

[abcd]

These sure are some cryptic posts from my captain...

It's the rotational system that's playing havoc with my head.

[Cuttooth]

These sure are some cryptic posts from my captain...

It's the rotational system that's playing havoc with my head.

You struggle with playing two games in a row, plus this is Spindash's transitional season.