GRcade Pirates FC IV - Stoke, Wolves, Sunderland p80

[Cuttooth]

Incredible.

[Red Devil]

Kept Torres in my back pocket

[melatonin]

Goal and a PINPOINT ASSIST against the Goners.

Feels good man

[Cuttooth]

20/9 - Manchester United vs. GRcade Pirates League Cup Third Round

Line up

1 min Kick Off 0 : 0
GRcade kicked off
1 min Corner 0 : 0
Spindash tried to find mad dwarfer with a pass to feet
mad dwarfer came forward
mad dwarfer looked for Zenigame in the penalty area
Zenigame ran with the ball
Zenigame put the ball into the six yard box
Corner-kick to GRcade
3 min Memento Mori Save 0 : 0
Lasogga took the ball out of his own half
Lasogga played a great ball for Gonzalo Barreto
Gonzalo Barreto moved inside the penalty area
Memento Mori saved and held onto the ball
4 min Brown Warning 0 : 0
Spindash took the throw-in
Brown lost out to Hank Scorpio
Hank Scorpio was tripped by Brown
The referee gave GRcade a free kick
Brown was given a stern telling off
7 min Fábio Injury 0 : 0
Fábio needed treatment from the oncoming physio
9 min Corner 0 : 0
The first time cross came in from Skippy on the right
Reece Brown tried to put the ball behind
Corner
10 min Zenigame Goal 0 : 1
Skippy looked to send a hanging ball over from the corner
Zenigame forced the ball goalwards with a header
ZENIGAME SCORED FOR GRCADE!!
11 min Kick Off 0 : 1
Man Utd Kicked Off
14 min Corner 0 : 1
Giggs passed forward to Barreto
Barreto came forward
Dante removed the danger
Barreto came forward
Wiggles cleared the ball from danger
Corner
Antonio Valencia aimed the corner at the far post
Dante leapt to head the ball clear
Fábio did well to pick out and intercept that pass
Fábio advanced with the ball
Fábio continued to come forward unopposed
Fábio did well to take the ball into the penalty area
Skippy played the ball to mad dwarfer's feet
Wiggles missed his interception
mad dwarfer advanced with the ball
mad dwarfer played the ball ahead looking for Roonmastor
Roonmastor with the ball for GRcade
Roonmastor played a one-two with SpaceJebus
The loose ball was picked up by Riou
Riou hit it forward to Fábio
Fábio came forward
Fábio played the one-two with Tom Thorpe
Fábio moved the ball first time for Danny Drinkwater
Drinkwater squares the ball left first time to Giggs
Giggs took the ball forward
Ryan Giggs laid it right to Michael Carrick
Michael Carrick kept the ball moving
Carrick hit a 30 yard ball right to Valencia
Valencia ran with the ball
GRcade were inviting Valencia onto them
Valencia brought the ball forward
Valencia crossed the ball low from the right
Corner-kick to Man Utd
25 min SpaceJebus Yellow Card 0 : 1
Barreto went down after a trip by SpaceJebus
Freekick was given to Man Utd
The referee showed SpaceJebus a yellow card
34 min Valencia Chance 0 : 1
SpaceJebus came forward
SpaceJebus played the ball to mad dwarfer's feet
mad dwarfer ran with the ball
mad dwarfer bent a shot in at goal
Riou did brilliantly to turn the ball over the top
Spindash tried an in-swinging corner
Drinkwater jumped with Corazon de Leon and cleared the ball
Roonmastor had no problem in intercepting the ball
Roonmastor kept the ball moving
Barreto moved forward with the ball
Man Utd tried to launch a counter attack
Barreto came forward
Barreto continued unchallenged
Skippy lost out to Barreto
Barreto moved forward with the ball
Barreto laid it back to Fábio
Fábio took the ball forward
Fábio played the ball forward
Wiggles made a great interception
Wiggles headed the ball to safety
Ryan Giggs did well to pick out and intercept that pass
Ryan Giggs moved forward with the ball
Giggs passed along the floor for Carrick to pick it up
Carrick took the ball forward
Carrick passed along the floor for Drinkwater to pick it up
Drinkwater moved forward with the ball
Danny Drinkwater played the ball to Barreto's feet
Barreto came forward
Barreto hit it hard with the outside of his foot
Throw-in
The throw-in was taken by Fábio
Michael Carrick brought the ball forward
Carrick put a low cross in to the near post
Wiggles headed clear the danger
Thorpe showed great composure in intercepted the ball
Thorpe kept the ball moving
Tom Thorpe exchanged passes with Carrick
Thorpe angled the ball out left first time for Fábio
Fábio advanced with the ball
Fábio centred the ball
The ball crossed the line for a throw-in
Fábio moved across to take his side's throw-in
Dante headed the ball to safety
mad dwarfer leapt to head the ball clear
It was well intercepted by Brown
Brown nodded the ball right to Drinkwater
Smalling moved forward with the ball
Smalling passed to Danny Drinkwater
Drinkwater looked for Pierre-Michel Lasogga
Lasogga fed the ball first time through to Antonio Valencia
Spindash made a rather wild clearance
Spindash did well to avert the danger
Corner
Carrick tried an in-swinging corner
Dante rose above Thorpe to clear the ball
Fábio did well to pick out and intercept that pass
Fábio took the ball forward
Fábio had space to move into
Memento Mori saved and clutched the ball gratefully to his chest
Memento Mori hit it forward to Spindash
Spindash advanced with the ball
Spindash looked for Zenigame in front of him
Zenigame with the ball for GRcade
Zenigame tried to find SpaceJebus with pass to the right
SpaceJebus played the ball forward
Roonmastor took the ball forward
Roonmastor continued into the box
Roonmastor continued to come forward unopposed
Roonmastor came forward
A superb sliding tackle from Thorpe to dispossess Roonmastor
Corner-kick
Skippy lifted the corner into the area
Zenigame dived and got his head onto the ball
Riou saved and held onto the ball
A real chance wasted for GRcade
Riou hit it forward to Fábio
Fábio came forward
Fábio moved the ball forward for Giggs
Ryan Giggs kept the ball moving
Giggs exchanged passes with Carrick
Giggs with the ball for Man Utd
Giggs played a nice ball for Pierre-Michel Lasogga
Lasogga advanced with the ball
Lasogga looked to drive the ball into the path of Gonzalo Barreto
Good play by Barreto in making himself some space
Gonzalo Barreto moved in on goal
Memento Mori got himself in front of the shot
Skippy put the ball out for a throw in
The throw-in was taken by Fábio
Carrick kept the ball moving
Carrick passed to Fábio
Fábio centred the ball from the left
Zenigame won the aerial challenge against Smalling and headed clear
Thorpe nodded the ball left to Carrick
Carrick ran with the ball
Carrick played the ball into the area ahead of Barreto
Memento Mori gathered up the loose ball
Memento Mori played it up towards Spindash
Spindash moved forward with the ball
Spindash moved the ball forward for Zenigame
Zenigame moved out to the left wing
GRcade had a chance to launch a counter attack
Zenigame crossed the halfway line with the ball
Reece Brown cleanly tackled the ball
The ball went out for a throw-in
Spindash threw the ball back into play
mad dwarfer took the ball forward
Danny Drinkwater blocked mad dwarfer in a good, clean tackle
Drinkwater laid it left first time to Carrick
Carrick ran with the ball
Carrick played a one-two with Giggs
Michael Carrick played the ball down the left
Barreto cut inside
Barreto moved forward with the ball
Gonzalo Barreto passed back for Fábio
Fábio took the ball forward
Fábio floated it in to the far post from the left
The head of Antonio Valencia met the ball
That should have been a goal
40 min Valencia Goal 1 : 1
Smalling cut out the pass
Smalling headed clear the danger
Lasogga laid it first time left to Barreto
Barreto with the ball for Man Utd
A freekick was awarded
Barreto was tripped by Dante
Giggs put a low cross in to the near post
Valencia brought the ball forward
VALENCIA SCORED FOR MAN UTD!!
Corazon de Leon couldn't believe the goal was allowed to stand
42 min Kick Off 1 : 1
GRcade got the action underway
45 min Roonmastor Chance 1 : 1
Spindash came forward
Spindash passed it forward to Zenigame
Zenigame brought the ball forward
Zenigame found Roonmastor with a low pass right
Roonmastor showed Tom Thorpe a clean set of heels
Roonmastor attempted a thunderous drive!
Roonmastor hit the bar
45+1 min Added Time 1 : 1
One minute of injury time will be played
45+1 min Substitution 1 : 1
GRcade made a half time change, introducing puppetBoy in place of SpaceJebus
46 min Kick Off 1 : 1
Man Utd Kicked Off
48 min Corner 1 : 1
GRcade had a chance to launch a counter attack
mad dwarfer moved forward with the ball
mad dwarfer skipped past Thorpe
mad dwarfer worked the ball inside
mad dwarfer put the ball into the six yard box
Corner-kick
50 min Riou Save 1 : 1
mad dwarfer came forward
mad dwarfer was in a dangerous position
mad dwarfer's run continued into the box
Riou did well to tip it wide
It would have been a great goal by mad dwarfer
Corner
puppetBoy ran up to try an out-swinging ball from the corner
Pierre-Michel Lasogga out-jumped Skippy
Pierre-Michel Lasogga was forced to head the ball behind
Corner-kick
puppetBoy stepped up and drifted the corner in
Goal kick
Riou looked to play the ball long to Brown
Brown moved forward with the ball
Brown played the ball down the right
It was well intercepted by Lasogga
Lasogga took the ball forward
Lasogga moved inside with the ball
Lasogga kept the ball moving
Lasogga shot for the top corner
Smalling flicked the ball forward for Michael Carrick
Carrick took the ball forward
Carrick tried to find Lasogga with a pass to feet
Lasogga came forward
Lasogga looked for Drinkwater
Drinkwater advanced with the ball
Memento Mori saved and held the ball
55 min Zenigame Injury 1 : 1
Zenigame's part in the game was over as he came off the field injured
Zenigame had collided with Carrick
57 min Substitution 1 : 1
Man Utd made a substitution
Evans came on as a sub for Drinkwater
GRcade made a change to their side
CaptainCalcium came on for the injured Zenigame
60 min Riou Save 1 : 1
Skippy was onside and through on goal
Skippy drove first time right footed
Riou did well to parry it
64 min Spindash Yellow Card 1 : 1
Freekick was given
Antonio Valencia was tripped by Spindash
Yellow card shown to Spindash
70 min Skippy Goal 1 : 2
Giggs with the ball for Man Utd
Wiggles executed a good sliding tackle on Giggs
Fábio made a great interception
Fábio worked the ball inside
puppetBoy tried to put the ball behind
Corner
Giggs aimed the corner at the far post
Dante tried to head the ball behind
Corner
Valencia looked to send a hanging ball over from the corner
Barreto headed the ball on
Ryan Giggs ran up to try an out-swinging ball from the corner
Corazon de Leon headed the ball
Corner
Giggs aimed the corner at the far post
mad dwarfer got up to head the ball clear
Skippy used his head to clear the ball
Fábio read the game well to intercept the ball
Fábio came forward
A freekick was awarded to Man Utd
Roonmastor tripped Fábio
Yellow card shown to Roonmastor
Evans played the ball forward
Lasogga climbed above Corazon de Leon
Lasogga flicked the ball on
Memento Mori caught the ball cleanly
Memento Mori played it up towards Spindash
Spindash came forward
Spindash laid it forward to CaptainCalcium
CaptainCalcium passed right first time along the floor for mad dwarfer to pick it up
mad dwarfer advanced with the ball
Corry Evans executed a good sliding tackle on mad dwarfer
Spindash made it first to the ball and intercepted
Spindash tried to get a first time cross in from the left
Good play by Skippy in making himself some space
SKIPPY SCORED FOR GRCADE!!
71 min Kick Off 1 : 2
Man Utd got the game underway
72 min Substitution 1 : 2
GRcade looked to alter things by bringing on a substitute
mad dwarfer made for the bench and was replaced by Custard
75 min Corner 1 : 2
Thorpe brought the ball forward
Thorpe played the ball forward
Freekick to Man Utd
Corazon de Leon pushed Lasogga
Giggs hit the free kick
Corner
Ryan Giggs aimed the corner for the near post
Smalling with the ball for Man Utd
Chris Smalling sprayed the ball out left for Giggs
Giggs moved forward with the ball
Giggs put a low cross in to the far post
Wiggles headed the ball to safety
Valencia cut out the pass
Antonio Valencia took the ball down the right of the field
Valencia played it past Hank Scorpio
Valencia brought the ball forward
Valencia crossed the ball low and hard from the right
Corazon de Leon headed clear the danger
Mistake by Wiggles as he missed his header
Carrick got to the ball first
Carrick came forward
Carrick moved the ball out right for Valencia
Antonio Valencia looked for Reece Brown
Brown curled it first time to the near post
Corazon de Leon leapt to head the ball clear
Spindash came forward
Spindash tried to find Custard with a forward pass to feet
Custard brought the ball forward
Custard played a pinpoint pass to Roonmastor
Roonmastor tried to come through on the inside
Roonmastor found himself in some space
Roonmastor managed to get the ball into the area
Roonmastor continued unopposed
Roonmastor shot for the top corner
Corner
80 min Barreto Chance 1 : 2
Valencia threw the ball in
Lasogga tackled Spindash
Pierre-Michel Lasogga kept the ball moving
Lasogga floated it into the area from the right
Giggs jumped above Wiggles
Giggs powered a header at goal
But it went over the bar
Goal kick
Memento Mori lifted the goal kick upfield
Custard went after the ball
Evans headed the ball upfield to Lasogga
Barreto advanced with the ball
A crucial intervention by Dante
Corazon de Leon took the ball forward
Corazon de Leon laid it back to the keeper
Memento Mori kept the ball moving
Memento Mori removed the danger
It was well intercepted by Brown
Brown with the ball for Man Utd
The ball was played all the way back to Riou
Riou hit a first time 20 yard ball forward to Smalling
Smalling kept the ball moving
Smalling moved the ball right for Thorpe
Thorpe kept the ball moving
Thorpe passed along the floor for Brown to pick it up
Brown moved forward with the ball
Brown played the ball forward
Spindash headed the ball upfield to CaptainCalcium
Carrick did well to pick out and intercept that pass
Carrick kept the ball moving
Carrick played the ball to Valencia's feet
Valencia jinked past Hank Scorpio
Valencia passed back for Brown
Brown took the ball forward
Brown played the ball left to Carrick's feet
Carrick delayed playing the ball
Michael Carrick tried to find Lasogga with a forward pass to feet
Lasogga kept the ball moving
Pierre-Michel Lasogga fed the ball forward to Barreto
Barreto put some curve on the shot
The ball went sailing over the crossbar
81 min Fábio Yellow Card 1 : 2
puppetBoy was tripped by Fábio
A freekick was awarded
Fábio was shown a yellow card
83 min Corner 1 : 2
CaptainCalcium played it past Brown
CaptainCalcium ran with the ball
Brown made a good sliding challenge on CaptainCalcium
The ball went out of play for a throw-in
CaptainCalcium took the throw-in
Reece Brown headed the ball behind
Corner
88 min Substitution 1 : 2
Man Utd made a double substitution
Forrest came on for Fábio
Keane replaced Lasogga
89 min Custard Injury 1 : 2
Custard needed treatment from the oncoming physio
Custard was injured in a challenge with Michael Carrick
90+1 min Added Time 1 : 2
Corazon de Leon picked up an knock and had to go off
Corazon de Leon was injured by Keane's challenge
5 minutes of added time were to be played
90+6 min Full Time 1 : 2
Smalling curled it in to the far post
James Forrest got free in the penalty area
Forrest put the ball into the six yard box
Hank Scorpio brought the ball forward
Hank Scorpio scrambled the ball away
Full time
Skippy had been sensational

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Goal Highlights

20/9 - Despite Zenigame's heroics in the League Cup match against Man Utd, an accidental collision with Michael Carrick resulted in a broken ankle that will take him 3 months to recover from

24/9 - GRcade will face Paul Ince's Notts County in the League Cup Fourth Round

[abcd]

Great result!!!!

But I smell a conspiracy.

[melatonin]

Great result!!!!

But I smell a conspiracy.

That's just Caliban's locker.

[Skippy]

Winning goals against Chelsea and United, man of the match against the latter.

It's been a good birthday

[Cuttooth]

These sure are some cryptic posts from my captain...

[man-eater chimp]

Wiggles you are fantastic competition for right-back, prepare to fight for your place once my injury has healed!

[Red Devil]

Is Cora out for any stretch of time?


Because that'd be a shame if he was.

[Cuttooth]

He'll miss this next match against Reading.

[Red Devil]

Time to cement my place as GR's number one centre half

[Count Nood]

Goat scoring at Old Trafford just like Dossena.

20/9 - Despite Zenigame's heroics in the League Cup match against Man Utd, an accidental collision with Michael Carrick resulted in a broken ankle that will take him 3 months to recover from

At least we can slack together while we're both injured.

[Spindash]

1 min Kick Off 0 : 0
The Stockport County manager was in the stands

[Scene removed]

2 mins Substitution 0 : 1
Caliban trudged off the pitch to be replaced by Zenigame
The GRcade supporters told Caliban exactly what they thought of his performance
Caliban knew he'd had a bad game
The Stockport manager left the ground

[Benzin]

Excellent 3 results lads... Shame I had to watch from the stands for the last two...

Dare we dream of Europe next year?

[The People's ElboReformat]

10 min Zenigame Goal 0 : 1
Skippy looked to send a hanging ball over from the corner
Zenigame forced the ball goalwards with a header
ZENIGAME SCORED FOR GRCADE!!

Zenigame's part in the game was over as he came off the field injured
Zenigame had collided with Carrick

20/9 - Despite Zenigame's heroics in the League Cup match against Man Utd, an accidental collision with Michael Carrick resulted in a broken ankle that will take him 3 months to recover from

FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!

Carrick, the utter banana split, took me out on purpose because I was the biggest threat.

[Roonmastor]

We're on our way to Europe boys!

[Nova]

Chamakh skipped past Corazon de Leon
Chamakh was in a dangerous position
Chamakh got into the box
Marouane Chamakh found himself in some space
But Chamakh couldn't direct it goalwards
It was an epic miss

Also, Cosmo

How have we gone from relegation candidates to European contenders, btw?

[The People's ElboReformat]

We're on our way to Europe boys!

Must have missed the bit where it says I'm out for 3 months. Team's gonna go to gooseberry fool now.

[man-eater chimp]

We had a good start to the season last time and we ended up in a relegation fight so I wouldn't bet anything yet...

I'm thinking a run in the League Cup though!