GRcade Pirates FC IV - Stoke, Wolves, Sunderland p80

[Cuttooth]

5/3 - GRcade Pirates vs. West Bromwich Albion

Line up

1 min Kick Off 0 : 0
GRcade got the game underway
3 min Memento Mori Save 0 : 0
Shorey brought the ball forward
Shorey looked for Dorrans to his right
Dorrans took the ball forward
Memento Mori saved and clutched the ball gratefully to his chest
5 min Skippy Injury 0 : 0
mad dwarfer tried to find Benzin with a pass to feet
Benzin with the ball for GRcade
Benzin found Wiggles with a low pass down the right flank
Wiggles took the ball forward
Wiggles put a low cross in to the near post
Corner
Skippy was in need of the physio and hobbled off for treatment
Skippy was injured in a challenge with Olsson
7 min Roonmastor Chance 0 : 0
Morrison crossed the halfway line with the ball
Stu made a good sliding challenge on Morrison
mad dwarfer advanced with the ball
mad dwarfer passed to Roonmastor
Roonmastor came forward
Roonmastor shot for the top corner
But Roonmastor put it high and wide
12 min Memento Mori Save 0 : 0
Zuiverloon ran with the ball
The cross came in to the far post from the right
Brunt won the aerial challenge against Wiggles
Header by Brunt
But Memento Mori grabbed it at the second attempt
25 min Corazon de Leon Yellow Card 0 : 0
Stu moved forward with the ball
Stu put the ball into the six yard box
Good play by Roonmastor in making himself some space
The head of Roonmastor met the ball
Boaz Myhill saved and clutched the ball gratefully to his chest
Myhill played it up towards Shorey
Shorey came forward
Shorey passed it back to the keeper
Myhill advanced with the ball
Myhill looked to play the ball long to Zuiverloon
Zuiverloon brought the ball out of defence
Gianni Zuiverloon passed to Pablo
Pablo cleared the ball
Stu got up above Brunt
Stu nodded the ball right to mad dwarfer
Dorrans cut out the pass
Dorrans advanced with the ball
Dorrans moved the ball right for Brunt
Brunt ran with the ball
Brunt played the ball upfield looking for the run of Odemwingie
Corazon de Leon slide tackled Odemwingie
It was well intercepted by Brunt
Brunt advanced with the ball
Corazon de Leon upended Brunt
A freekick was awarded
Corazon de Leon received a yellow card
26 min Morrison Chance 0 : 0
Shorey ran with the ball
Shorey swung in a deep cross
Throw-in
Shorey threw the ball in
Morrison took the ball forward
Morrison put a low cross in to the near post
The ball hit the upright and rebounded away
Kanbei did well to avert the danger
33 min Reid Chance 0 : 0
Morrison fed the ball forward to Odemwingie
Odemwingie kept the ball moving
Odemwingie played the ball to Dorrans' feet
Dorrans brought the ball forward
Dorrans exchanged passes with Reid
But Reid couldn't get it on target
37 min Roonmastor Chance 0 : 0
Corazon de Leon used his skill to go past Morrison
Corazon de Leon hit it forward to Roonmastor
Pablo could not stop Roonmastor going past him
Olsson slide tackled Roonmastor
Kanbei got across well to perfectly tackle the ball
Roonmastor was furious that no penalty was given after Olsson's challenge!
42 min Memento Mori Save 0 : 0
Zuiverloon fed the ball left to Dorrans
Dorrans passed first time along the floor for Reid to pick it up down the right
Reid cut infield with the ball
Held by Memento Mori
43 min Odemwingie Chance 0 : 0
Brunt played a superb ball for Peter Odemwingie
Odemwingie found himself in some space
Odemwingie continued into the box
Odemwingie found himself in some space
Odemwingie bore down on goal
But Peter Odemwingie couldn't direct it goalwards
45 min Wiggles Warning 0 : 0
No problem however for Olsson in cutting out the through ball
Olsson took the ball forward
Olsson hit it forward to Brunt
Freekick to West Brom
Wiggles tripped Brunt
The referee gave Wiggles a talking to
45 min Added Time 0 : 0
One minute of injury time will be played
46 min Kick Off 0 : 0
West Brom Kicked Off
49 min Olsson Warning 0 : 0
Mulumbu looked for Dorrans
Dorrans ran with the ball
Dorrans looked for Reid
Memento Mori saved and clutched the ball gratefully to his chest
It was an excellent West Brom move
Memento Mori looked to play the ball long to Stu
Stu came forward
Stu played it back to the keeper
Memento Mori advanced with the ball
Memento Mori looked for Red Devil in front of him
Red Devil ran with the ball
It was knocked back to the keeper by Red Devil
Memento Mori brought the ball forward
Memento Mori cleared the ball to safety
Roonmastor tried to get onto the pass
The referee gave GRcade a free kick
Roonmastor was tripped by Olsson
Olsson got a telling off from the referee
51 min mad dwarfer Goal 1 : 0
Kanbei brought the ball forward
Kanbei cut inside
Kanbei continued unchallenged
Boaz Myhill saved but could not hold onto it
Reid put the ball out for a throw in
Stu threw the ball in
mad dwarfer came forward
mad dwarfer played the ball to Kanbei's feet
Kanbei took the ball past Zuiverloon
Kanbei played a good ball for mad dwarfer
MAD DWARFER SCORED FOR GRCADE!!
53 min Kick Off 1 : 0
West Brom got the action underway
Graham Dorrans played the ball to Steven Reid's feet
Reid came forward
Reid played the ball back to Pablo
Pablo came forward
Pablo hit it left to Olsson
Olsson kept the ball moving
Olsson passed it forward to Steven Reid
Reid came forward
Reid moved the ball forward for Dorrans
Dorrans moved forward with the ball
Dorrans found Odemwingie with a low pass left
Odemwingie with the ball for West Brom
Red Devil made a good sliding challenge on Odemwingie
Skippy dribbled past Brunt
GRcade had a chance to launch a counter attack
Skippy came forward
Skippy searched out Kanbei to his left
Kanbei came forward
Kanbei was allowed to continue his run
Kanbei went to the byline
Kanbei continued unopposed
Kanbei kept the ball moving
Kanbei passed back to Stu
Stu played a nice pass for mad dwarfer
mad dwarfer brought the ball forward
Corner
58 min Stu Injury 1 : 0
Youssuf Mulumbu upended mad dwarfer
Freekick to GRcade
Howard Webb reached into his pocket and showed a yellow card to Mulumbu
The freekick was quickly taken by Memento Mori
mad dwarfer looked to latch onto it
Olsson got well above Roonmastor to win the ball
Olsson headed clear the danger
Odemwingie took the ball away from Red Devil
Peter Odemwingie took the ball forward
West Brom tried to launch a counter attack
Peter Odemwingie came forward
Peter Odemwingie passed to Graham Dorrans
mad dwarfer lost out to Reid
Reid tried to find Dorrans with a pass to feet
Dorrans knocked a lovely ball for Morrison
He looked really fired up!
Morrison with the ball for West Brom
The ball went out of play for a throw-in
Stu was in need of the physio's attention
68 min Substitution 1 : 0
GRcade had a player to come on
Benzin made his way to the bench and was replaced by melatonin
71 min melatonin Goal 2 : 0
melatonin was onside and through on goal
melatonin moved in on goal
MELATONIN SCORED FOR GRCADE!!
72 min Substitution 2 : 0
Substitution by GRcade
Spindash finished his warm up and replaced Stu
73 min Substitution 2 : 0
West Brom looked to make a couple of changes
Zuiverloon left the pitch to be replaced by Carlos Vela
Fortuné was ready to come on for James Morrison
73 min Kick Off 2 : 0
West Brom got the action underway
78 min Substitution 2 : 0
West Brom had a player to come on
Scharner shook the hand of Pablo, who came off
80 min Dorrans Yellow Card 2 : 0
A freekick was awarded
Spindash was tripped by Dorrans
The referee showed Graham Dorrans a yellow card
80 min Substitution 2 : 0
GRcade made a substitution
Roonmastor made for the bench and was replaced by Nova
81 min Nova Chance 2 : 0
Nova got free of any defenders
Nova came forward
Nova was in a dangerous position
Nova brought the ball into the area
But Nova couldn't direct it goalwards
Goal kick for West Brom
West Brom changed to a 4-4-2
Boaz Myhill looked to play the ball long to Shorey
Nicky Shorey took the ball forward
Shorey hit it forward to Vela
Vela dribbled past Wiggles
Vela with the ball for West Brom
Vela put a low cross in to the near post
Corner-kick to West Brom
Shorey looked to send a hanging ball over from the corner
Kanbei headed the ball behind
Corner-kick to West Brom
Shorey stepped up and drifted the corner in
Kanbei out-jumped Brunt and cleared
The ball went out for a throw-in
Reid moved across to take his side's throw-in
Corazon de Leon had no problem in intercepting the ball
Corazon de Leon tried to head the ball behind
Corner
88 min melatonin Chance 2 : 0
Free kick to West Brom
Brunt was tripped by Corazon de Leon
Nicky Shorey aimed a first time cross at the near post
Dorrans won the ball in the air from Count Nood
Dorrans was unmarked
Dorrans powered a header at goal
The ball went clean over the bar
Goal kick
The goal kick was taken by Memento Mori
Skippy looked to latch onto it
Olsson got above Nova to win the ball
Olsson headed the ball on
Wiggles intercepted the pass
The ball was played back to Memento Mori by Wiggles
Memento Mori removed the danger
melatonin tried to get onto the pass
Scharner cut out the pass
Paul Scharner backtracked with the ball
melatonin was onside and through on goal
melatonin bore down on goal
He should never have missed that one
90+2 min Count Nood Chance 2 : 0
The fourth official indicated 3 minutes of time added on
Memento Mori restarted the game from the goal kick
melatonin went after the ball
melatonin won the aerial challenge against Mulumbu
melatonin nodded the ball on
Wiggles came forward
Wiggles tried to find mad dwarfer with a pass to feet
mad dwarfer exchanged passes with Skippy
mad dwarfer with the ball for GRcade
mad dwarfer played the ball to Skippy's feet
Skippy advanced with the ball
Skippy passed to Wiggles
Wiggles came forward
Skippy ran with the ball
Skippy passed along the floor for melatonin to chase
Olsson did well to avert the danger
Free kick to GRcade
melatonin was tripped by Olsson
The referee showed Olsson a yellow card
Olsson knew he would now miss the next match
Skippy played the ball forward
Olsson won the aerial challenge against Kanbei and headed clear
Dorrans took the ball forward
Dorrans played the ball forward
Odemwingie went after the ball
and then Wiggles arrived and intercepted
Wiggles advanced with the ball
Wiggles passed it back to the keeper
Memento Mori cleared the ball to safety
melatonin looked to latch onto it
melatonin was pushed by Scharner
Freekick to GRcade
melatonin played the ball forward
Scharner got up above Nova and cleared the ball
melatonin nodded the ball to Count Nood
Count Nood kept the ball moving
Count Nood tried a spectacular lob over the top of Myhill
But his effort went inches wide

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Goal Highlights

7/3 - League Table
- Cuttooth is one of the candidates to take the reigns at Atlético Madrid should Quique Flores leave in the summer. It's tempting...

[melatonin]

Missed a sitter...

[BTB]

Am I still up for loan? Or has that window passed?

[Cuttooth]

Am I still up for loan? Or has that window passed?

It's passed I'm afraid. I tried sending you out multiple times but not a lot of interest came for you.

[BTB]

Am I still up for loan? Or has that window passed?

It's passed I'm afraid. I tried sending you out multiple times but not a lot of interest came for you.

Ouch

[Starbreaker]

Play well for my country, benched for six games, pull a 5.9 on return.

Cutty

[mad_dwarfer]

Scored on my return from injury!

Are you gonna post the highlights video Coach Cutty?

[Cuttooth]

Are you gonna post the highlights video Coach Cutty?

How did I forget that?

[Hank Scorpio]

Doing well at Reading, next season I will shine

[Cuttooth]

9/3 - Chelsea vs. GRcade Pirates

Line up

1 min Corner 0 : 0
Benayoun searched for Cole on the left wing with a one touch pass
Cole took the ball forward
Ashley Cole crossed the ball low from the left
Count Nood with the ball for GRcade
Count Nood cleared the ball from danger
Corner
9 min Memento Mori Save 0 : 0
The throw-in was taken by Skippy
Kanbei found Skippy with a low first time pass right
Skippy took the ball forward
Skippy went to the byline
Skippy put the ball into the six yard box
Corner
Skippy stepped up and drifted the corner in
David Luiz headed the ball
The ball went out of play for a throw-in
The throw-in was taken by Stu
Kanbei cut inside
Perfectly timed sliding tackle by Cole
Corner
Skippy ran up to try an out-swinging ball from the corner
Petr Cech caught the ball cleanly
Cech hit a 25 yard ball forward to José Bosingwa
Bosingwa with the ball for Chelsea
Bosingwa moved out of defence with the ball
José Bosingwa played a one-two with Drogba
Bosingwa advanced with the ball
Bosingwa tried to find Mikel with a pass to feet
John Obi Mikel came forward
Mikel hit the ball back 25 yards towards David Luiz
David Luiz looked for an option from the back
David Luiz looked up and swung the ball left towards Cole
Cole with the ball for Chelsea
He continued to bring the ball forward unchallenged
Cole came forward
Cole moved the ball right for Yossi Benayoun
Solid tackle from Benayoun, easily dispossessing SpaceJebus
Benayoun laid it right first time to Lampard
Kalou found Cole with a low first time pass down the left flank
Ashley Cole ran with the ball
Ashley Cole looked for Ramires
Ramires played the ball to Benayoun's feet
Benayoun tried to find Frank Lampard with a pass to feet
Lampard with the ball for Chelsea
From long range, Lampard bent the ball towards goal
Memento Mori managed to turn it over his bar!
It would have been a superb goal if it had gone in
Corner
14 min Cech Save 0 : 0
jamcc took the play inside
jamcc played a lovely ball for Kanbei
Kanbei got free in the penalty area
Kanbei drove the ball at goal
Petr Cech did brilliantly to turn the ball away
15 min Corner 0 : 0
Bosingwa threw the ball back into play
Ramires advanced with the ball
Ramires played the ball forward to José Bosingwa's feet
Bosingwa came forward
Bosingwa tried to get the cross in from the right to the far post
Corner
18 min Kanbei Yellow Card 0 : 0
A freekick was awarded
Kanbei upended Mikel
The referee reached into his pocket and pulled out a yellow card for Kanbei
22 min Corner 0 : 0
Kanbei angled the ball out right for Wiggles
Wiggles advanced with the ball
Wiggles played a one-two with Skippy
Wiggles brought the ball forward
Wiggles sent the ball over from the right
Corner
22 min Kanbei Goal 0 : 1
Skippy tried an in-swinging corner
Kanbei got up to head at goal
KANBEI SCORED FOR GRCADE!!
25 min Kick Off 0 : 1
Chelsea got the action underway
27 min Kalou Chance 0 : 1
It looked a certain goal, he really should have hit the back of the net
31 min Count Nood Warning 0 : 1
Count Nood stuck out his leg to bring down John Terry
A freekick was awarded to Chelsea
John Terry went down like he'd been shot!
Count Nood was warned by the referee
35 min Corner 0 : 1
Salomon Kalou looked for Ramires
Ramires with the ball for Chelsea
Ramires fed the ball right to Lampard
Frank Lampard moved forward with the ball
Lampard aimed for the top corner
Corner
45 min Comment 0 : 1
Lampard fed the ball first time to Drogba
Drogba took the ball into the box
A superb sliding tackle from Stu to dispossess Drogba
Bosingwa intercepted the pass
Bosingwa took the ball right to the byline
José Bosingwa put the ball into the six yard box
Anthony Taylor had no hesitation in pointing to the spot
Benayoun was tripped by Wiggles
GRcade showed the referee what they thought of that decision!
Drogba needed off-field treatment from the physio
Drogba was injured in a challenge with Stu
Wiggles was reprimanded by Mr Taylor
45+2 min Lampard Goal 1 : 1
2 minutes of injury time were to be played
Frank Lampard ran up to take the kick
LAMPARD SCORED FOR CHELSEA!!
45+3 min Kick Off 1 : 1
GRcade got the game underway
45+1 min Substitution 1 : 1
GRcade made a half time change, introducing man-eater chimp in place of Wiggles
46 min Kick Off 1 : 1
GRcade got the action underway
Count Nood ran with the ball
Count Nood passed back for SpaceJebus
SpaceJebus moved forward with the ball
SpaceJebus looked for Corazon de Leon
Corazon de Leon held up the ball
Corazon de Leon played the ball right to Red Devil's feet
Red Devil cleared the ball
jamcc executed a good sliding tackle on Terry
Mikel cleared the ball from danger
He was looking very motivated and committed
The ball went out of play for a throw-in
John Terry was ordered off the field for treatment
John Terry was injured in a challenge with jamcc
47 min Skippy Chance 1 : 1
SpaceJebus laid it forward first time to melatonin
melatonin brought the ball forward
melatonin played the ball forward into the path of Skippy
Skippy robbed David Luiz
David Luiz cleared the ball
Skippy got to the loose ball
Skippy moved forward with the ball
Skippy picked up the loose ball
52 min Substitution 1 : 1
Chelsea had a player to come on
Salomon Kalou came off to be replaced by Anelka
53 min jamcc Warning 1 : 1
jamcc executed a good sliding tackle on David Luiz
A freekick was awarded
David Luiz was tripped by jamcc
jamcc got a telling off from the referee
Yossi Benayoun hit the free kick
The head of Anelka met the ball
It was no problem for Memento Mori
56 min Mikel Chance 1 : 1
SpaceJebus removed the danger
Mikel had no problem in intercepting the ball
John Obi Mikel tried to hold up the play
John Obi Mikel exchanged passes with Lampard
Mikel with the ball for Chelsea
He put it horribly wide
57 min David Luiz Warning 1 : 1
Skippy advanced with the ball
Freekick was given to GRcade
Skippy was tripped by David Luiz
David Luiz received a lecture from the referee
Chelsea had a player to come on
Alex came on for David Luiz
60 min jamcc Yellow Card 1 : 1
A freekick was awarded
jamcc fouled Bosingwa by holding onto his shirt
The referee reached into his pocket and pulled out a yellow card for jamcc
65 min Cole Yellow Card 1 : 1
Count Nood impeded Mikel
Mikel appeared to dive
The referee showed Count Nood a yellow card
Alex hit it right to Terry
John Terry ran with the ball
Terry passed it forward to John Obi Mikel
Mikel looked for Ramires
Ramires came forward
Ramires moved the ball forward for Benayoun
Benayoun passed it back first time to Lampard
Lampard brought the ball forward
Lampard laid it forward for Yossi Benayoun
Red Devil got in and cleared the danger
Cole had no problem in intercepting the ball
Ashley Cole strode forward in the rain
Cole played a one-two with Alex
Cole curled it first time in to the far post
Corazon de Leon had the beating in the air of Drogba and cleared
Alex made it first to the ball and intercepted
Alex came forward
Alex played the ball to Frank Lampard's feet
Lampard looked for Ramires to his right with a first time pass
Ramires kept the ball moving
Ramires passed it left to Benayoun
But Benayoun put it high and wide
Goal kick
Memento Mori lifted the goal kick upfield
Kanbei went after the ball
Alex out-jumped Kanbei
Headed by Alex
Red Devil headed the ball to Skippy
Skippy moved forward with the ball
Skippy looked for man-eater chimp
man-eater chimp moved forward with the ball
Freekick was given
Cole tripped man-eater chimp
The referee reached into his pocket and showed a yellow card to Cole
68 min jamcc Injury 1 : 1
Yossi Benayoun took the ball forward
Benayoun passed along the floor for Ramires to pick it up
Ramires kept the ball moving
Ramires blasted the ball towards the top corner
Memento Mori saved and clutched the ball gratefully to his chest
Memento Mori searched out Stu
Stu took the ball forward
Stu played the ball to Corazon de Leon's feet
Corazon de Leon played the ball first time looking for jamcc
jamcc brought the ball forward
jamcc lost the ball to Bosingwa
Bosingwa brought the ball forward
José Bosingwa passed to Ramires
Bosingwa with the ball for Chelsea
Bosingwa played the ball to Lampard's feet
Lampard ran with the ball
Lampard searched out Mikel to his right
John Obi Mikel advanced with the ball
Mikel played it up towards José Bosingwa
José Bosingwa with the ball for Chelsea
Bosingwa played the ball down the right to Nicolas Anelka's feet
Anelka came forward
Anelka passed along the floor for Lampard to pick it up
Count Nood slid in on Frank Lampard to perform an excellent tackle
Mikel showed great composure in intercepted the ball
Mikel squares the ball left first time to Lampard
Lampard brought the ball forward
Lampard looked for Bosingwa out right
Bosingwa cut inside with the ball
Stu got across well to perfectly tackle the ball
Count Nood took the ball forward
Count Nood put the ball out of play so jamcc could receive treatment
The ball went out of play for a throw-in
jamcc was in need of the physio and hobbled off for treatment
jamcc was injured by Bosingwa
69 min Substitution 1 : 1
Substitution by Chelsea
Wickham finished his warm up and replaced Drogba
71 min Substitution 1 : 1
Ramires tried to find Benayoun with a pass to feet
Benayoun advanced with the ball
Benayoun played the ball to Anelka's feet
Anelka brought the ball inside the box
SpaceJebus cleared the ball from danger
Corner
GRcade looked to make a double substitution
Benzin on for Count Nood
Roonmastor was ready to come on for Kanbei
Benayoun ran up to take the corner
Benzin headed the ball clear
Bosingwa read the game well to intercept the ball
Bosingwa kept the ball moving
José Bosingwa looked for Wickham
Stu cleared the ball
Skippy went after the ball
Ramires made a great interception
Ramires moved forward with the ball
Ramires looked for Cole in front of him
Ashley Cole moved forward with the ball
Ashley Cole looked for José Bosingwa in front of him
Bosingwa passed it left first time to Lampard
Frank Lampard with the ball for Chelsea
Lampard tried to find Mikel with a pass to feet
John Obi Mikel kept the ball moving
Mikel passed back to Terry
John Terry moved forward with the ball
Terry played the ball square looking for Alex
Alex played the ball first time looking for Ashley Cole
Ashley Cole advanced with the ball
Cole played the ball forward to Anelka's feet
Anelka kept the ball moving
Anelka played the ball to Ashley Cole's feet
Cole succesfully won the ball from Skippy
Cole ran with the ball
Cole sent the ball back to Lampard
Lampard with the ball for Chelsea
Frank Lampard played the ball to Mikel's feet
Mikel came forward
Mikel found Wickham with a low forward pass
Wickham brought the ball forward
Wickham passed to Lampard
Frank Lampard brought the ball forward
Lampard looked for Mikel
Mikel ran with the ball
Mikel played the ball to Ramires' feet
Ramires squares the ball right first time to Lampard
Lampard played the ball to John Obi Mikel's feet
Mikel ran with the ball
John Obi Mikel sent the ball back to Alex
Alex angled the ball out left first time for Ashley Cole
Cole took the ball forward
Ashley Cole put a low cross in to the near post
Corazon de Leon cut out the pass
Corazon de Leon put the ball out for a throw in
Wickham moved across to take his side's throw-in
Anelka nicked the ball from the toes of Roonmastor
Goal kick
Memento Mori took his time over the set-piece
The goal kick was quickly taken by Memento Mori
Mikel jumped with Roonmastor and won the ball
Mikel nodded the ball on
Wickham with the ball for Chelsea
But it was well wide of the goal
82 min Memento Mori Save 1 : 1
Mikel lost out to jamcc
jamcc moved forward with the ball
Lampard passed to his right first time to Wickham
Wickham ran with the ball
Lampard sent the ball flying towards goal from distance
The ball went clean over the bar
Goal kick for GRcade
Memento Mori took his time over the set-piece
Memento Mori took the goal kick
Alex flicked the ball on
Red Devil nodded the ball on
Ramires had the beating in the air of Roonmastor
Ramires headed the ball to Yossi Benayoun
Yossi Benayoun looked for Lampard
Benayoun moved forward with the ball
Benayoun passed to Alex
Alex kept the ball moving
Alex played it up towards Ashley Cole
Cole kept the ball moving
Cole played the ball down the line for Anelka
Anelka brought the ball forward
man-eater chimp executed a good sliding tackle on Anelka
Cole made a great interception
Cole looked for Mikel to his right with a first time pass
Mikel kept the ball moving
John Obi Mikel looked for Ramires in front of him
Ramires laid it through low to Lampard
Benayoun moved forward with the ball
The ball was played back to Memento Mori by Benzin
Memento Mori scrambled the ball away
Terry made a great interception
Terry passed it forward first time to Ramires
Ramires advanced with the ball
Ramires knocked a lovely ball for José Bosingwa
Ramires seemed really up for the fight
Bosingwa found himself in some space
Bosingwa brought the ball forward
Memento Mori pushed it away
83 min Corner 1 : 1
Memento Mori restarted the game from the goal kick
Roonmastor looked to latch onto it
Alex got well above Roonmastor to win the ball
Alex headed the ball to safety
Corazon de Leon scrambled the ball away
An excellent intervention by Corazon de Leon
Bosingwa made a good sliding challenge on Stu
José Bosingwa ran with the ball
Bosingwa put the ball into the six yard box
It was well intercepted by Red Devil
Red Devil played the ball back
Corner-kick
84 min Wickham Chance 1 : 1
Benayoun looked to send a hanging ball over from the corner
Lampard got up above man-eater chimp
Lampard headed it across the goal
Stu cleared off the line!
Wickham hit the ball on the half volley
The ball went sailing over the crossbar
86 min jamcc Yellow Card 1 : 1
jamcc upended Bosingwa
A freekick was awarded to Chelsea
The referee showed jamcc his second yellow card and sent him off
89 min Mikel Yellow Card 1 : 1
Freekick was given to GRcade
Roonmastor was fouled by Mikel holding him back
The referee reached into his pocket and pulled out a yellow card for Mikel
90 min Cech Save 1 : 1
Stu lined up the free kick
Stu knew there was no rush to take this kick
Stu flighted in the free kick
Petr Cech saved and held onto the ball
90 min Added Time 1 : 1
4 minutes of added time were to be played
90+4 min Terry Warning 1 : 1
Roonmastor took the ball into the opposing half of the field
The referee gave GRcade a free kick
Roonmastor went down after a trip by Terry
John Terry got a telling off from the referee
90+5 min Full Time 1 : 1
Full time
Kalou might've won the game for Chelsea

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11/3 - Custard returns to full training

13/3 - Your FA Cup semi-finalists are West Ham, Bolton, Sunderland, and Ipswich. WTFMON

16/3 - Custard has only gone and twisted his ankle in a Reserves match intended to get him back to fitness. Out for another four weeks.
- Oh oh. This is great. Custard's piece of gooseberry fool agent has come back yet again demanding a new contract because Custard played well in said Reserves match that will put him out of action for another month. Sack this mummy strawberry floater already, Custard.

18/3 - Spurs draw Arsenal in the Champions League Quarter Final. Goodbye forever etc.

19/3 - Kanbei and Stu have been called up to the N. Ireland and Belgium squads

20/3 -

[Red Devil]

Been dropped from the England U21 squad

[Starbreaker]

Been dropped from the England U21 squad

Been dropped from the Republic of Ireland squad.

[jamcc]

Red card. Against Chelsea. At Stamford Bridge.

I can imagine the boos raining own on me from the Chelsea fans as I trudge off the field.

[Dante]

Hey boss, how are Cardiff doing in the championship at the moment? What with both me and SE playing for them and having 7 ratings, should be doing pretty decent I'd imagine

[teh bork]

Wiggles in giving away a penalty shocker. We should have sold him when we had the chance.

[Benzin]

Oh win, Under 21s action...

And I'm probably playing less than better youngsters in other leagues... Typical selection process...

[Nova]

No one going to say that that was a great result?Epic drawage, I thought it was going to do a classic FM on us. I always go 1 up against big sides, then they score in the 60th and 90th mins, normally.

[Cuttooth]

21/3 - Manchester United vs. GRcade Pirates

Line up

1 min Kick Off 0 : 0
GRcade got the game started
7 min mad dwarfer Chance 0 : 0
Evra moved the ball right for Hargreaves
Hargreaves strode forward in the rain
Owen Hargreaves exchanged passes with Anderson
Hargreaves came forward on the wet surface
Owen Hargreaves passed to Rooney
Rooney hit a left footed piledriver goalwards
But it came back off the crossbar!
Spindash won the aerial challenge against Nani and headed clear
The ball went out of play for a throw-in
The throw-in was taken by Rafael
Count Nood headed the ball clear
Rafael intercepted the pass
Rafael's fine pass picked up Anderson
Anderson took the play inside
Anderson played the ball to Vidic's feet
Vidic came forward
Vidic played the ball down the right to Rafael's feet
Rafael kept the ball moving
Rafael and Anderson exchanged passes
Rafael took the ball forward
Rafael put a low cross in to the far post
Berbatov cushioned a headed pass to Rafael
Spindash had no problem in intercepting the ball
Spindash looked to volley the ball long to Kanbei
Kanbei with the ball for GRcade
Kanbei found SpaceJebus with a low pass right
SpaceJebus kept the ball moving
SpaceJebus played the ball to Count Nood's feet
Count Nood kept the ball moving
Count Nood looked to play the ball long to puppetBoy
puppetBoy looked for mad dwarfer to his left
A freekick was awarded to Man Utd
The assistant referee raised his flag...
puppetBoy was offside
Ferdinand hit it right to Vidic
Nemanja Vidic brought the ball forward
Vidic found Anderson with a low forward pass
Anderson came forward
Anderson hit the ball back 25 yards towards Ferdinand
Ferdinand moved forward with the ball
Rio Ferdinand played the ball ahead looking for Evra
Evra came forward
Patrice Evra looked to drive the ball into the path of Rooney
Rooney brought the ball forward
Rooney played a one-two with Ryan Giggs
Wayne Rooney came forward
Rooney passed it down the left to Evra
Evra moved forward with the ball
Evra swung in a deep cross
Header by Berbatov
Memento Mori saved and clutched the ball gratefully to his chest
Memento Mori looked to play the ball long to Stu
Stu delayed playing the ball
Stu exchanged passes with Corazon de Leon
Stu came forward
Stu hit it forward to Spindash
Spindash brought the ball forward
GRcade tried to launch a counter attack
Spindash skipped past Rafael
Spindash took the ball over the halfway line
Spindash looked up and swung the ball right towards Kanbei
Kanbei brought the ball forward
Anderson cleared the ball
Giggs passed first time along the floor for Rooney to pick it up
mad dwarfer brought the ball forward
SpaceJebus passed to Kanbei
Kanbei ran with the ball
Kanbei fed the ball right to Count Nood
Count Nood passed to SpaceJebus
SpaceJebus came forward
SpaceJebus played the ball to mad dwarfer's feet
mad dwarfer took the ball inside the area
mad dwarfer worked the ball inside
mad dwarfer advanced with the ball
The ball hit the woodwork and bounced clear
It would have been a great goal by mad dwarfer
Ferdinand looked for Ryan Giggs to his left with a first time pass
Giggs came forward
Giggs lofted the ball 35 yards upfield
Freekick was given
Berbatov was pushed by Corazon de Leon
Owen Hargreaves whipped in the freekick
Anderson ran with the ball
Anderson played the ball down the left
Giggs got above man-eater chimp to win the ball
Giggs knocked it down to Berbatov with his head
Dimitar Berbatov nodded the ball on
Corazon de Leon removed the danger
Anderson headed the ball square to Nani
It was headed back to the keeper by Spindash
Memento Mori took control of the loose ball
Memento Mori hit it forward to Stu
Stu kept the ball moving
Stu played the one-two with Corazon de Leon
Stu moved forward with the ball
Stu played it back to the keeper
Memento Mori kept the ball moving
Memento Mori hit a 25 yard ball forward to man-eater chimp
man-eater chimp came forward
man-eater chimp lofted the ball 45 yards upfield
Free kick to GRcade
Rafael tripped Kanbei
The referee reached into his pocket and pulled out a yellow card for Rafael
11 min Rooney Goal 1 : 0
Rafael with the ball for Man Utd
Rafael played the ball down the line for Rooney
Rooney came forward
Rooney looked for Anderson
Anderson brought the ball forward
Anderson passed left to Hargreaves
Hargreaves moved forward with the ball
Hargreaves passed to Rooney
From long range, Wayne Rooney bent the ball towards goal
ROONEY SCORED FOR MAN UTD!!
It was struck from all of 30 yards
ROONEY SCORED A STUNNING STRIKE
13 min Kick Off 1 : 0
GRcade got the action underway
Count Nood half volleyed the ball back 25 yards towards Corazon de Leon
Corazon de Leon with the ball for GRcade
Corazon de Leon played it right towards man-eater chimp
man-eater chimp came forward
man-eater chimp moved the ball back for Red Devil
Red Devil ran with the ball
It was knocked back to the keeper by Red Devil
Memento Mori came forward
Memento Mori got in and cleared the danger
Spindash took the ball forward
Freekick to GRcade
Nani upended Spindash
The referee reached into his pocket and showed a yellow card to Nani
Stu played the ball forward
Evra did well to spot and intercept the pass
Evra took the ball forward
Evra played it back to the keeper
Edwin van der Sar scrambled the ball away
Rooney went after the ball
Corazon de Leon made a great interception
Corazon de Leon backtracked with the ball
Corazon de Leon was forced into the backpass
Memento Mori took the ball forward
Memento Mori played it up towards man-eater chimp
man-eater chimp advanced down the right flank
man-eater chimp hit it forward to puppetBoy
puppetBoy came forward
Freekick was given to GRcade
man-eater chimp had his shirt pulled by Evra
puppetBoy had to go off injured
puppetBoy had collided with Evra
16 min Memento Mori Save 1 : 0
GRcade had a player to come on
Skippy came on for the injured puppetBoy
Stu passed to man-eater chimp
man-eater chimp came forward
man-eater chimp found Corazon de Leon with a low pass left
Berbatov cut out the pass
Berbatov moved the ball first time for Nani
Man Utd tried to launch a counter attack
Nani took the ball past Count Nood
Nani had only the goalie to beat
Nani took the ball inside the area
Memento Mori did well to turn the ball away
19 min mad dwarfer Yellow Card 1 : 0
Giggs lost out to Skippy
Giggs got in and cleared the danger
Hargreaves played the ball forward
Rooney brought the ball forward
Rooney crossed the ball for Dimitar Berbatov
Corner
Giggs looked to send a hanging ball over from the corner
Red Devil headed the ball to safety
Rafael with the ball for Man Utd
A freekick was awarded to Man Utd
mad dwarfer upended Rafael
The referee showed mad dwarfer a yellow card
Ryan Giggs lined up the free kick
Giggs had a crack
Corner
22 min Evra Yellow Card 1 : 0
The referee gave GRcade a free kick
Kanbei was tripped by Patrice Evra
The referee reached into his pocket and pulled out a yellow card for Patrice Evra
38 min Nani Injury 1 : 0
Nani had to go off injured
Nani had collided with Spindash
40 min Substitution 1 : 0
Man Utd made a substitution
O'Shea replaced the injured Nani
43 min Corner 1 : 0
Rooney came forward
Wayne Rooney exchanged passes with Anderson
Red Devil had no problem in intercepting the ball
Red Devil came forward
Red Devil tried to put the ball behind
Corner
45 min Added Time 1 : 0
3 minutes of added time indicated by the fourth official
Ferdinand played the ball first time square looking for Vidic
Vidic came forward
Nemanja Vidic hit it right to O'Shea
O'Shea with the ball for Man Utd
O'Shea tried to find Rafael with a forward pass to feet
Rafael took the ball forward
Rafael was allowed space to run with the ball
Stu made a good sliding challenge on Rafael
Throw-in
O'Shea threw the ball back into play
Wayne Rooney moved forward with the ball
Rooney tried to find Rafael with a pass to feet
Rafael took the ball into the box
However, Rafael's effort was way off target
45+2 min mad dwarfer Yellow Card 1 : 0
Free kick to Man Utd
mad dwarfer fouls Anderson by holding onto his shirt
mad dwarfer was shown a second yellow card and was dismissed!!
45+1 min End Of First Half 1 : 0
Evra threw the ball back into play
Skippy could not stop Ryan Giggs going past him
Giggs put a low cross in to the near post
Corazon de Leon got to the ball first
Corazon de Leon passed to man-eater chimp
Corner
At half time, Rooney's strike separated the two teams
46 min Kick Off 1 : 0
Man Utd got the action underway
Rooney played a one-two with Anderson
Rooney squares the ball left first time to Owen Hargreaves
Hargreaves with the ball for Man Utd
Owen Hargreaves passed it back to Ferdinand
Ferdinand with the ball for Man Utd
Rio Ferdinand hit a 25 yard ball forward to Evra
Evra kept the ball moving
Evra looked up and swung the ball right towards Nemanja Vidic
Nemanja Vidic with the ball for Man Utd
Vidic sprayed the ball out right for Rafael
Rafael took the ball past Stu
A superb sliding tackle from Stu to dispossess Rafael
Corner-kick
Rafael was in need of treatment on the sidelines
Rafael was injured by Stu
47 min Corner 1 : 0
Giggs swung the corner into the box
Kanbei cleared the ball
An excellent intervention by Kanbei
John O'Shea got a shot in on the volley
Corner
52 min Rafael Chance 1 : 0
Anderson ran with the ball
Anderson played the one-two with Hargreaves
Anderson came forward
Anderson looked for Rooney
Vicious shot by Wayne Rooney for the top corner
But Rooney struck the ball wide
Goal kick
Memento Mori restarted the game from the goal kick
Kanbei looked to latch onto it
Owen Hargreaves got his head to the ball
Spindash got to the ball first
Spindash took the ball forward
Spindash looked for Stu
Stu came forward
A superb sliding tackle from Anderson to dispossess Stu
Berbatov passed it left first time to Rooney
Wayne Rooney advanced with the ball
Rooney passed to Hargreaves
Hargreaves found Anderson with a low first time pass right
Anderson came forward
Anderson played the ball to Rooney's feet
Rooney advanced with the ball
Rooney tried to find Hargreaves with a pass to feet
Owen Hargreaves kept the ball moving
Hargreaves fed the ball out left for Evra
Evra used his skill to go past man-eater chimp
Evra put a low cross in to the far post
It was well intercepted by Corazon de Leon
Corazon de Leon lofted the ball 35 yards upfield
Vidic headed the ball upfield to Anderson
Anderson headed the ball out left to Hargreaves
Hargreaves tried to find Wayne Rooney with a pass to feet
Rooney advanced with the ball
Wayne Rooney played the ball right to Rafael's feet
Rafael moved in on goal
But Rafael couldn't direct it goalwards
54 min Rooney Injury 1 : 0
Rooney was ordered off the field for treatment
Rooney had collided with Red Devil
64 min Corner 1 : 0
Anderson came forward
Anderson played a good ball for Wayne Rooney
Wayne Rooney took the ball forward
Rooney moved the ball right for Berbatov
Berbatov blasted the ball towards the top corner
Corner
68 min van der Sar Save 1 : 0
SpaceJebus brought the ball inside
SpaceJebus came forward
A superb sliding tackle from Vidic to dispossess SpaceJebus
van der Sar pushed it away
70 min Corner 1 : 0
Kanbei was allowed space to run with the ball
Kanbei advanced down the left wing
Man Utd were inviting Kanbei onto them
Kanbei brought the ball forward
Kanbei squared the ball from the left
Corner
70 min Substitution 1 : 0
GRcade made a change to their side
Kanbei applauded the fans and was replaced by Nova
71 min van der Sar Goal 1 : 1
man-eater chimp floated the ball over into the area
Nova forced the ball goalwards with a header
Nova cracked it against the woodwork
EDWIN VAN DER SAR SCORED AN OWN GOAL!!
73 min Memento Mori Save 1 : 1
Substitution by Man Utd
Obertan shook the hand of Rafael, who came off
Man Utd got the action underway
Rooney volleyed the ball back to Vidic
Vidic hit a first time 20 yard ball right to O'Shea
O'Shea put his foot on the ball
O'Shea brought the ball forward
O'Shea looked for Anderson
Anderson brought the ball forward
Man Utd had a chance to launch a counter attack
Anderson laid it left to Hargreaves
Hargreaves came forward
Hargreaves played the ball forward to Berbatov's feet
Dimitar Berbatov came forward
Dimitar Berbatov played a pinpoint pass to Rooney
Good play by Rooney in making himself some space
Driven in low by Rooney on his right foot
Memento Mori did brilliantly to turn the ball away
74 min Substitution 1 : 1
GRcade brought a fresh pair of legs on
man-eater chimp came off to be replaced by Wiggles
75 min Berbatov Goal 2 : 1
Spindash ran with the ball
O'Shea slide tackled Spindash
He was looking very motivated and committed
Rooney tried to find Obertan with a first time pass down the right
Obertan half volleyed it ahead of Berbatov
Red Devil did well to avert the danger
Dimitar Berbatov took the ball inside the area
Berbatov found himself in some space
Berbatov drove the ball at goal
BERBATOV SCORED FOR MAN UTD!!
77 min Kick Off 2 : 1
GRcade Kicked Off
86 min Berbatov Goal 3 : 1
Berbatov brought the ball forward
Obertan picked up Berbatov's superb pass
Obertan was unmarked
Memento Mori saved but could not hold onto it
Gabriel Obertan with the ball for Man Utd
Gabriel Obertan was first to the rebound
Gabriel Obertan centred the ball
Wiggles cleared the ball
Ferdinand nodded the ball to Anderson
Anderson brought the ball forward
Anderson laid it forward to Giggs
Giggs kept the ball moving
From long range, Giggs bent the ball towards goal
Memento Mori could not gather the ball cleanly
Wiggles could only clear it behind his own goal
Corner-kick to Man Utd
Giggs looked to send a hanging ball over from the corner
Stu used his head to clear the ball
The ball went out for a goal kick to GRcade
The goal kick was taken by Memento Mori
Ferdinand climbed above Skippy
Ferdinand flicked the ball on
Wayne Rooney lost out to Red Devil
Rooney ran with the ball
Wayne Rooney continued unchallenged
Rooney came forward
Rooney tried to find Evra with a pass to feet
Giggs came forward
Ryan Giggs squared the ball from the left
Anderson came forward
Anderson continued unchallenged
Memento Mori did well to parry it
Stu took the ball forward
Stu cleared the ball
O'Shea intercepted the pass
O'Shea came forward
O'Shea had space to move into
O'Shea tried to find Anderson with a pass to feet
Anderson ran with the ball
Anderson tried to find Berbatov with a pass to feet
Berbatov moved in on goal
Memento Mori beat the ball away
Stu put the ball behind
Corner-kick to Man Utd
Giggs whipped in the corner
Count Nood headed the ball to safety
Anderson cut out the pass
Anderson kept the ball moving
Anderson went down after a trip by Corazon de Leon
A freekick was awarded to Man Utd
Berbatov lined up the free kick
Berbatov dispatched the free kick goalwards
Berbatov advanced with the ball
Berbatov laid it left to Evra
Evra advanced with the ball
Evra passed to Ferdinand
Ferdinand advanced with the ball
Anderson picked up Ferdinand's fine pass
Anderson ran with the ball
Corazon de Leon hit it forward to Nova
The referee gave Man Utd a free kick
Anderson went down after a trip by SpaceJebus
Man Utd brought a fresh pair of legs on
Ferdinand made for the bench and was replaced by Evans
GRcade looked to weather the storm
Anderson fed the ball to John O'Shea in the area
Memento Mori tipped the ball acrobatically over the bar!
Corner-kick to Man Utd
Giggs looked to send a hanging ball over from the corner
Berbatov picked up on the loose ball
Berbatov came forward
Dimitar Berbatov pounced on the rebound
Dimitar Berbatov took the ball forward
Stu removed the danger
Giggs did well to pick out and intercept that pass
Giggs brought the ball forward
Giggs looked for the pass right to Vidic
Vidic moved the ball back first time to Anderson
Anderson brought the ball forward
It was 8 against 3 as Man Utd had a real chance to hit GRcade on the counter!
Anderson ran with the ball
Anderson tried to find Vidic with a pass to feet
Nemanja Vidic moved forward with the ball
Vidic fed the ball out right for O'Shea
O'Shea kept the ball moving
O'Shea played it up towards Obertan
Gabriel Obertan tried to find Anderson with a pass to feet
Anderson did well to take the ball into the penalty area
Memento Mori pushed it away
Corazon de Leon cleared the ball
Evans had no problem in intercepting the ball
Evans advanced with the ball
A superb sliding tackle from Skippy to dispossess Evans
Throw-in
Evra took the throw-in
Giggs with the ball for Man Utd
Giggs tried to find Berbatov with a pass to feet
Berbatov came forward
GRcade were backing off Berbatov
Berbatov crossed the ball low and hard from the left
Wiggles headed the ball to safety
Gabriel Obertan missed the header
SpaceJebus couldn't reach the header
The ball went out of play for a throw-in
Evra moved across to take his side's throw-in
Giggs took the ball forward
Freekick to Man Utd
Count Nood tripped Giggs
Count Nood was in need of the physio and hobbled off for treatment
Ryan Giggs took the freekick
Wiggles put the ball out for a throw in
Evra moved across to take his side's throw-in
Hargreaves brought the ball forward
Hargreaves played the ball forward to Evra's feet
Evra curled it first time in to the far post
Red Devil flicked the ball forward for Nova
Owen Hargreaves succesfully won the ball from Nova
Hargreaves brought the ball forward
Hargreaves passed to Anderson
Anderson advanced with the ball
Anderson played the ball to Berbatov's feet
Berbatov hit a fierce shot
BERBATOV SCORED FOR MAN UTD!!
It was a cracking effort from 25 yards out
BERBATOV'S SECOND OF THE GAME
88 min Kick Off 3 : 1
GRcade Kicked Off
90 min Added Time 3 : 1
The fourth official indicated 3 minutes of time added on
90+3 min van der Sar Save 3 : 1
A superb sliding tackle from SpaceJebus to dispossess Berbatov
Free kick to GRcade
Spindash was tripped by John O'Shea
SpaceJebus played the ball forward
Pass by van der Sar
van der Sar managed to punch the ball clear!
90+4 min Full Time 3 : 1
Gabriel Obertan kept the ball moving
Stu upended Obertan
Free kick to Man Utd
Hargreaves passed it left first time to Gabriel Obertan
Obertan moved forward with the ball
From long range, Obertan bent the ball towards goal
Gabriel Obertan hit the side netting
Goal kick for GRcade
A match where Berbatov had run GRcade ragged came to an end

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21/3 - puppetBoy's ankle was broken by a late tackle at the hands of Patrice Evra and will unfortunately join CaptainCalcium in missing the rest of the season as he will miss the next 3 months of football

[Preezy]

Only 6 points off the drop zone

[Scotticus Erroticus]

Thats what happens when you send me out on loan.