GRcade Pirates FC IV - Stoke, Wolves, Sunderland p80

[Spindash]

melatonin picked up the loose ball
Good play by melatonin in making himself some space
melatonin pounced on the rebound
melatonin came forward
melatonin pounced on the rebound
melatonin came forward
melatonin got to the loose ball
melatonin came forward
Brayford slide tackled melatonin

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"He covers every blade of grass out there. But only because his first touch is so crap"

[man-eater chimp]

Have any of us had any massive attribute improvements?

[Preezy]

Following the deal to send under-fire striker Preezy to Charlton Athletic on loan, the player was spotted leaving the Booty Cove training complex in his latest vehicular purchase


Preezy, a former World Footballer of the Year winner, has struggled to make an impact for the GRcade Pirates this season

[Spindash]

Preezy's penalty ghosts come back to haunt him on his Charlton debut:

[Preezy]

Berbatov? You mean Preezy mate

[Spindash]

Berbatov? You mean Preezy mate

I don't know what you're talking about.

[Preezy]

Whatever Kolar..........Spinny.

[Cuttooth]

15/1 - GRcade Pirates vs. Newcastle United

Line up

1 min Comment 0 : 0
GRcade and Newcastle were ready for their massive relegation six pointer as the match got underway
5 min Williamson Chance 0 : 0
The ball went out of play for a throw-in
Jonás took the throw-in
Best passed to Jonás
Jonás took the ball forward
Jonás tried to get the cross in from the right
Corner-kick to Newcastle
Ben Arfa aimed the corner for the near post
Mike Williamson headed it across the goal
But the ball touched the bar and went over
14 min Roonmastor Chance 0 : 0
Count Nood played a lovely ball for Roonmastor
Space opened up for Roonmastor
Roonmastor got into the box
Roonmastor found himself in some space
Roonmastor hit it high and hard towards goal
The goalkeeper felt safe to wave the ball wide
17 min Corner 0 : 0
Skippy took the ball past José Enrique
A freekick was awarded
Skippy was tripped by José Enrique
Stu played the ball forward
Williamson headed the ball
Corner
18 min Corazon de Leon Goal 1 : 0
Skippy swung the corner into the box
Corazon de Leon headed it across the goal
CORAZON DE LEON SCORED FOR GRCADE!!
19 min Kick Off 1 : 0
Newcastle got the action underway
22 min melatonin Goal 2 : 0
Skippy moved forward with the ball
GRcade tried to launch a counter attack
Skippy took the play over the halfway line
Skippy continued to come forward unopposed
Skippy ran with the ball
Skippy continued unopposed
Skippy crossed the ball low and hard from the right
Good play by melatonin in making himself some space
melatonin got free of any defenders
MELATONIN SCORED FOR GRCADE!!
His first ever goal for GRcade
GRcade scored two in the space of 5 minutes
Newcastle had a mountain to climb
23 min Kick Off 2 : 0
Newcastle Kicked Off
28 min Corner 2 : 0
melatonin played the ball to Roonmastor's feet
Roonmastor came forward
Skippy ran with the ball
José Enrique made a good sliding challenge on Skippy
Corner-kick
32 min Custard Goal 3 : 0
Wiggles moved the ball forward for Skippy
Count Nood moved forward with the ball
Count Nood looked for Skippy
Skippy moved forward with the ball
Skippy passed along the floor for melatonin to pick it up
melatonin played a superb ball for Custard
Custard found himself in some space
Custard came forward
CUSTARD SCORED FOR GRCADE!!
33 min Kick Off 3 : 0
Newcastle got the game underway
35 min mad dwarfer Yellow Card 3 : 0
A freekick was awarded
Ireland was tripped by mad dwarfer
The referee reached into his pocket and pulled out a yellow card for mad dwarfer
41 min Løvenkrands Goal 3 : 1
Ben Arfa kept the ball moving
Ben Arfa put a low cross in to the near post
Solid tackle from Jonás, easily dispossessing Stu
Stu removed the danger
The ball evaded the head of blackoutHERO
Corner
José Enrique floated the ball over into the area
Penalty kick
Ben Arfa was tripped by Skippy
blackoutHERO couldn't believe the penalty was given
Løvenkrands steadied himself for the spot kick
LØVENKRANDS SCORED FOR NEWCASTLE!!
42 min Kick Off 3 : 1
GRcade got the game underway
44 min Memento Mori Save 3 : 1
A freekick was awarded
Stu played the ball forward
Williamson headed the ball clear, but only as far as blackoutHERO
blackoutHERO kept the ball moving
A superb sliding tackle from Ireland to dispossess blackoutHERO
Corner-kick
Skippy stepped up and drifted the corner in
The ball went out for a throw-in
The throw-in was taken by Simpson
Leon Best headed the ball to Jonás
Newcastle had a chance to launch a counter attack
Jonás took the ball forward
Jonás lofted the ball forward
However, Corazon de Leon anticipated and intercepted the pass
Corazon de Leon came forward
Corazon de Leon played the ball down the left
Simpson got to the ball first
Simpson played the ball first time to Ireland's feet
Ireland passed to Jonás
Jonás ran with the ball
Jonás tried to find Best with a pass to feet
Jonás ran with the ball
Jonás tried to find Stephen Ireland with a pass to feet
Ireland kept the ball moving
Ireland hit the ball back 25 yards towards Coloccini
Coloccini looked for an option from the back
Coloccini played the ball forward to Nolan's feet
Nolan moved the ball first time for Løvenkrands
Peter Løvenkrands got past blackoutHERO
Løvenkrands advanced with the ball
Løvenkrands found Best with a low pass right
Leon Best came forward
Held by Memento Mori
45 min Added Time 3 : 1
One minute of injury time will be played
45+1 min End Of First Half 3 : 1
Half time
46 min Kick Off 3 : 1
GRcade Kicked Off
melatonin played the ball to mad dwarfer's feet
mad dwarfer played the one-two with Custard
mad dwarfer moved forward with the ball
Another trademark surging run from mad dwarfer
mad dwarfer got past Ireland
mad dwarfer put the ball into the six yard box
Coloccini got to the ball first
Coloccini moved forward with the ball
Coloccini stupidly gave the ball away to Custard
Skippy came forward
Skippy centred the ball
The ball went out for a goal kick to Newcastle
Harper hit a 35 yard ball forward to Simpson
Simpson came forward
Simpson laid it forward to Jonás
Jonás used his skill to go past Stu
Jonás with the ball for Newcastle
Jonás crossed the ball low and hard from the right
Jonás executed a good sliding tackle on Corazon de Leon
Jonás seemed really up for the fight
Jonás robbed Corazon de Leon
Corazon de Leon made the clearance
Solid tackle from Danny Simpson, easily dispossessing Roonmastor
Roonmastor removed the danger
Custard came forward
GRcade had a chance to launch a counter attack
Custard moved forward with the ball
Custard hit the ball in search of Roonmastor's run
Roonmastor kept the ball moving
A freekick was awarded to GRcade
Simpson tripped Roonmastor
The referee showed Simpson a yellow card
Stu played the ball forward
Custard went after the ball
José Enrique robbed Skippy
José Enrique scrambled the ball away
The ball went out of play for a throw-in
The throw-in was taken by José Enrique
Ameobi ran with the ball
Ameobi moved the ball right for Ireland
Ireland came forward
Stephen Ireland played the ball to Løvenkrands' feet
Løvenkrands squares the ball left first time to Hatem Ben Arfa
Ben Arfa took the play over the halfway line
GRcade were backing off Ben Arfa
Ben Arfa advanced with the ball
Ben Arfa sent the ball over from the left
Corner
Ben Arfa went across and took the corner
Jonás came forward
Perfectly timed sliding tackle by melatonin
Coloccini nicked the ball from the toes of Corazon de Leon
Excellent sliding tackle from Corazon de Leon, easily dispossessing Fabricio Coloccini
Danny Simpson intercepted the pass
Danny Simpson found Ben Arfa with a low first time pass down the left flank
Ben Arfa kept the ball moving
Hatem Ben Arfa put a low cross in to the far post
blackoutHERO had no problem in intercepting the ball
blackoutHERO played the ball forward
Ireland closed in and intercepted the ball
Ireland came forward
Ireland looked for Danny Simpson
Simpson ran with the ball
Simpson continued unchallenged
Danny Simpson with the ball for Newcastle
Roonmastor got across well to perfectly tackle the ball
Throw-in
Simpson passed down the line for Peter Løvenkrands
Peter Løvenkrands took the ball forward
Løvenkrands passed back to Ireland
Ireland passed first time along the floor for Simpson to pick it up
Løvenkrands took the ball forward
Løvenkrands passed to Danny Simpson
The cross came in to the near post from the right
Count Nood jumped with Hatem Ben Arfa and cleared the ball
Custard nodded the ball on
Fabricio Coloccini made a great interception
Fabricio Coloccini took the ball forward
Coloccini looked for Ireland
Ireland came forward
Stephen Ireland passed along the floor for Simpson to pick it up down the right
Danny Simpson came forward
Danny Simpson tried to find Jonás with a pass to feet
Jonás with the ball for Newcastle
Jonás crossed the ball low and hard from the right
Corner
51 min Memento Mori Save 3 : 1
Skippy lost out to Jonás
Jonás brought the ball forward
Jonás got into the box
Memento Mori saved and held onto the ball
61 min mad dwarfer Goal 4 : 1
The referee gave GRcade a free kick
blackoutHERO was tripped by Hatem Ben Arfa
The referee reached into his pocket and showed a yellow card to Ben Arfa
Stu lined up the free kick
Stu went for the shot
Simpson leapt to head the ball clear
Wiggles did well to spot and intercept the pass
Wiggles ran with the ball
Wiggles tried to find mad dwarfer with a forward pass to feet
mad dwarfer took the ball forward
mad dwarfer hit a right footed piledriver
Harper pushed it away
Williamson moved forward with the ball
The ball was driven in low by mad dwarfer
MAD DWARFER SCORED FOR GRCADE!!
62 min Kick Off 4 : 1
Newcastle got the game underway
64 min Williamson Yellow Card 4 : 1
Free kick to GRcade
Mike Williamson tripped Custard
Mr Webb reached into his pocket and pulled out a yellow card for Williamson
67 min Substitution 4 : 1
Newcastle made a change to their side
Ireland headed off the pitch to be replaced by Tioté
70 min Substitution 4 : 1
GRcade had a player to come on
Spindash came on to replace Roonmastor
73 min Substitution 4 : 1
Newcastle made a substitution
Simpson made his way to the bench and was replaced by Taylor
77 min Ben Arfa Warning 4 : 1
Newcastle's players couldn't believe the penalty wasn't given for Wiggles' challenge
The Newcastle players protested furiously!
Memento Mori played the ball ahead looking for Stu
Stu came forward
Stu hit it forward to Spindash
Spindash looked for melatonin to his right with a first time pass
melatonin kept the ball moving
Kevin Nolan got across well to perfectly tackle the ball
mad dwarfer kept the ball moving
mad dwarfer tried to find Count Nood with a pass to feet
Count Nood with the ball for GRcade
Count Nood played the ball to melatonin's feet
melatonin looked for mad dwarfer
mad dwarfer got into the area
Harper saved and clutched the ball gratefully to his chest
The GRcade players protested furiously!
Harper hit it forward to José Enrique
José Enrique advanced with the ball
José Enrique found Coloccini with a low pass right
The ball was played back to Steve Harper by Coloccini
Steve Harper scrambled the ball away
Tioté headed the ball square to Løvenkrands
Løvenkrands half volleyed it ahead of Ameobi
Ameobi shoved Wiggles to the fury of the GRcade fans
A freekick was awarded
The Newcastle players protested furiously!
Ben Arfa was given a warning
78 min Substitution 4 : 1
GRcade made a substitution
mad dwarfer was brought off and replaced by SpaceJebus
85 min Corner 4 : 1
Custard came forward
Custard continued unchallenged
Custard moved inside with the ball
Custard put the ball into the six yard box
Jonás tried to put the ball behind
Jonás did well to avert the danger
Corner
86 min Ameobi Chance 4 : 1
Ameobi found himself in the clear with just the goalie to beat
But Ameobi couldn't direct it goalwards
87 min Substitution 4 : 1
GRcade made a substitution
Caliban replaced Wiggles
88 min Count Nood Chance 4 : 1
The goal kick was quickly taken by Memento Mori
SpaceJebus looked to latch onto it
Fabricio Coloccini had no problem in intercepting the ball
Fabricio Coloccini looked for Ben Arfa
Count Nood kept the ball moving
Count Nood hit the side netting
90 min Added Time 4 : 1
The fourth official indicated 2 minutes of time added on
90+3 min Full Time 4 : 1
GRcade secured a massive victory

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Player ratings / stats

Goal Highlights

15/1 - Zenigame joins Birmingham on loan until the end of the season

16/1 - League Table

17/1 - Following their failure to land Caliban, Manchester City are setting their sights on the player that actually plays ahead of him, Corazon; with a £5m bid.
- Aston Villa show interest in Skippy
- andre again rejects a move to Derby

18/1 - Custard didn't gain a lot under the tutorship of melatonin, but does now have a better insight into the mental aspects of the game

20/1 - Newcastle made a bid on another of GRcade's right backs, this time a £4m deal for teh bork. The Pirates are adamant that they will not be selling in this transfer window.

[Starbreaker]

Massive performance by Melly. I like to think my three minutes had a lot to do with it.

[Nova]

What a result!

[Preezy]

Loan updates Coach Cutty?

How long do I have to slum it at Charlton?

[Dark Ritual]

Amellyzing.

[melatonin]

A goal... and... an assist...



Take me off the loan sheet, boss! I'm movin' on up!

[Memento Mori]

We were on fire there. One of the few occasions where we took more shots than the opposing team.

[Dolph Wiggler]

Should have got another cheeky assist for that last goal really.

[mad_dwarfer]

melatonin played the ball to mad dwarfer's feet
mad dwarfer played the one-two with Custard
mad dwarfer moved forward with the ball
Another trademark surging run from mad dwarfer
mad dwarfer got past Ireland
mad dwarfer put the ball into the six yard box

Wiggles tried to find mad dwarfer with a forward pass to feet
mad dwarfer took the ball forward
mad dwarfer hit a right footed piledriver
Harper pushed it away
Williamson moved forward with the ball
The ball was driven in low by mad dwarfer
MAD DWARFER SCORED FOR GRCADE!!

First goal for the team!

Massive result guys!

[man-eater chimp]

20/1 - Newcastle made a bid on another of GRcade's right backs, this time a £4m deal for teh bork. The Pirates are adamant that they will not be selling in this transfer window.

I feel left out

[Cuttooth]

Only Arsenal has entertained the league more than the Forumites this season, with 80 goals scored in their matches, three more than in GRcade's who have not had a 0-0 draw at all thus far.

[Preezy]

Loan updates Coach Cutty?

How long do I have to slum it at Charlton?

Don't make me ask again like a desperate Addick

[Corazon de Leon]

strawberry floating great performance from the team and a defensive masterclass from one Corazon de Leon.