GRcade Pirates FC IV - Stoke, Wolves, Sunderland p80

[jamcc]

Nice to see fat Barry resorting to pulling my shirt. strawberry floated up Kolarov too. B)

Gutted that we didn't get any points though.

[andretmzt]

Loan me out somewhere please

[Spindash]

Nice to see fat Barry resorting to pulling my shirt. strawberry floated up Kolarov too. B)

[Cuttooth]

3/1 - Dante has moved on loan to Cardiff City and played well in the side's 5-0 win over Leeds

4/1 - man eater chimp has a chest injury and is out for 2 to 3 weeks





Custard has signed a new five year contract giving him £17,000pw

I'm getting bids for people left, right, and centre.

[Spindash]

do I wanna play for the reserves NO do I wanna go out on loan NO do I wanna play for the pirates YES. so stop strawberry floating around cuttooth

[Dante]

3/1 - Dante has moved on loan to Cardiff City and played well in the side's 5-0 win over Leeds

That makes me a very sad bunny being a hater of Cardiff and a huge Leeds fan

[Dolph Wiggler]

4/1 - man eater chimp has a chest injury and is out for 2 to 3 weeks

[Cuttooth]

5/1 - teh bork will start on the right against Liverpool

[Memento Mori]

Who's bidding for me boss?

[Cuttooth]

Who's bidding for me boss?

I'm not crazy enough to send out two goalkeepers on loan. You'll be staying with us for the time being.

[Dolph Wiggler]

5/1 - teh bork will start on the right against Liverpool

Just knew I was going to break Carragher's legs and get sent off if I played.

[Memento Mori]

Who's bidding for me boss?

I'm not crazy enough to send out two goalkeepers on loan. You'll be staying with us for the time being.

Who was bidding for me though?

[Spindash]

Who's interested in me, btw?

Not that I'm interested in leaving obv. Pirates 4 life.

[Nova]

Definitely don't want a transfer. Mibs a loan, but I also want to try and help the club push on!

[Cuttooth]

Who's interested in me, btw?

Blackburn and Villa.

[man-eater chimp]

4/1 - man eater chimp has a chest injury and is out for 2 to 3 weeks

Which teams are interested in me?

[jamcc]

If I'm gonna be making occasional substitute appearances in the second half of the season I'd rather go out on loan. Sir, yes sir.

[Cuttooth]

5/1 - Liverpool vs GRcade Pirates

Line up

1 min Comment 0 : 0
GRcade got the game started
West Ham boss Avram Grant was seen in the stands
Benzin laid it back first time to Red Devil
Red Devil held up the ball
Red Devil passed along the floor for Skippy to pick it up
Skippy kept the ball moving
Skippy found Benzin with a low pass left
Benzin brought the ball forward
Benzin picked out Roonmastor with a lovely pass
Roonmastor's run continued into the box
Roonmastor struck it low from a tight angle
Reina pushed it away
Kelly made a rather wild clearance
Corner
4 min Kyrgiakos Chance 0 : 0
Martin Kelly played the ball down the line for Suárez
Suárez brought the ball forward
Stu upended Suárez by tripping him over
A freekick was awarded to Liverpool
Konchesky whipped in the freekick
The ball fell to Maxi Rodríguez
Maxi Rodríguez had a great chance!
Kyrgiakos had the perfect opportunity!
6 min Kuyt Chance 0 : 0
teh bork ran into Maxi Rodríguez
teh bork tripped Maxi Rodríguez
Freekick was given to Liverpool
Paul Konchesky played the ball to his right
Kuyt won the ball in the air from Benzin
Kuyt headed the ball towards the goal
Dirk Kuyt headed the ball inches wide of the goal
15 min Gerrard Chance 0 : 0
Poulsen passed forward to Lucas
Lucas took the ball forward
Lucas exchanged passes with Suárez
Lucas passed left first time along the floor for Gerrard to pick it up
Gerrard took the ball forward
Gerrard aimed for the top corner
But Gerrard couldn't get it on target
16 min Lucas Chance 0 : 0
Maxi Rodríguez fed the ball right to Gerrard
Gerrard advanced with the ball
Gerrard fed the ball forward to Luis Suárez
Suárez tried to find Lucas with a pass to feet
Lucas advanced with the ball
But Lucas could not control the shot, as it went wide
22 min Corner 0 : 0
The throw-in was taken by Spindash
Roonmastor moved forward with the ball
Roonmastor put a low cross in to the near post
Kelly showed great composure in intercepted the ball
Kelly made a rather wild clearance
Corner-kick
27 min Corner 0 : 0
Suárez passed back to Konchesky
Konchesky held up the ball
Konchesky found Lucas with a low pass right
Lucas moved forward with the ball
Corner
28 min Kyrgiakos Chance 0 : 0
Maxi Rodríguez ran up to take the corner
Sotiris Kyrgiakos got his head to the ball and sent it across the goalmouth
It went just wide by Sotiris Kyrgiakos
30 min Gerrard Chance 0 : 0
Konchesky did well to pick out and intercept that pass
Konchesky played the ball first time square looking for Poulsen
Poulsen tried to hold up the play
Poulsen passed forward to Gerrard
Gerrard ran with the ball
From way out, Gerrard hit the ball low towards goal
Gerrard didn't even wait to see it go wide
32 min Suárez Goal 1 : 0
DarkRitual took the ball forward
DarkRitual cleared the ball to safety
Kyrgiakos headed clear the danger
Red Devil rose bravely above Luis Suárez to win the ball
Suárez cut out the pass
Luis Suárez took the ball past Red Devil
Luis Suárez was in a dangerous position
Luis Suárez moved forward with the ball
SUÁREZ SCORED FOR LIVERPOOL!!
34 min Kick Off 1 : 0
GRcade got the game underway
38 min Corner 1 : 0
teh bork went down after a trip by Maxi Rodríguez
A freekick was awarded
Stu played the ball forward
Poulsen jumped with Red Devil and won the ball
Poulsen tried to head the ball behind
Corner
40 min Count Nood Goal 1 : 1
Kelly out-jumped Red Devil and cleared
teh bork had no problem in intercepting the ball
teh bork ran with the ball
teh bork passed to mad dwarfer in the area
mad dwarfer with the ball for GRcade
Poulsen upended mad dwarfer
The referee looked over to his assistant and awarded the penalty
Count Nood stepped up
COUNT NOOD SCORED FOR GRCADE!!
42 min Kick Off 1 : 1
Liverpool got the game underway
45 min Comment 1 : 1
Benzin passed to mad dwarfer
mad dwarfer got into the box
mad dwarfer got free of any defenders
mad dwarfer bore down on goal
Kyrgiakos got across well to perfectly tackle the ball
Corner
One minute of injury time will be played
teh bork went across and took the corner
Gerrard showed great composure in intercepted the ball
Gerrard strode forward in the rain
Steven Gerrard scrambled the ball away
Maxi Rodríguez brought the ball forward
Liverpool tried to launch a counter attack
Maxi Rodríguez moved forward with the ball
Maxi Rodríguez had space to move into
Maxi Rodríguez ran with the ball
Maxi Rodríguez passed it back to the keeper
Reina ran with the ball
Reina cleared the ball
mad dwarfer had the beating in the air of Lucas
mad dwarfer flicked the ball forward for Roonmastor
Carragher had the beating in the air of Roonmastor and cleared
Carragher was winning everything in the air
mad dwarfer lost the ball to Suárez
mad dwarfer cleanly tackled the ball
Kyrgiakos intercepted the pass
Kyrgiakos brought the ball forward
Kyrgiakos passed to Lucas
Lucas squares the ball left first time to Poulsen
Poulsen passed to Kyrgiakos
Sotiris Kyrgiakos held up the ball
Kyrgiakos looked for the pass left to Carragher
Jamie Carragher tried to hold up the play
Carragher looked for the pass left to Konchesky
Konchesky with the ball for Liverpool
Konchesky searched out Maxi Rodríguez
Maxi Rodríguez put his foot on the ball
Maxi Rodríguez passed it right to Gerrard
Gerrard moved the ball first time to his right for Lucas
Lucas took the ball forward
Maxi Rodríguez picked up Lucas' excellent ball
Maxi Rodríguez ran with the ball
Maxi Rodríguez delivered the ball in from wide
Corazon de Leon hoofed the ball clear
Suárez was accused of diving by the referee!
Indirect freekick was given
Yellow card shown to Suárez
45+1 min Substitution 1 : 1
GRcade made a half time change, introducing Caliban in place of Red Devil
46 min Kick Off 1 : 1
Liverpool got the action underway
47 min Corner 1 : 1
Spindash played the ball to mad dwarfer's feet
mad dwarfer with the ball for GRcade
mad dwarfer looked for Spindash
Spindash came forward
Spindash put a low cross in to the near post
Corner
54 min Kyrgiakos Block 1 : 1
Skippy passed back to teh bork
teh bork moved forward with the ball
teh bork tried to find Benzin with pass to the left
Benzin came forward
Benzin squared the ball from the right
A crucial intervention by Kyrgiakos
55 min Reina Save 1 : 1
Roonmastor continued to come forward unopposed
Roonmastor came forward
He continued to bring the ball forward unchallenged
Reina gathered the ball safely
60 min Spindash Chance 1 : 1
Free kick to GRcade
Kuyt tripped mad dwarfer
Stu played the ball forward
Konchesky made it first to the ball and intercepted
Konchesky tried to put the ball behind
Corner-kick
teh bork lifted the corner into the area
Carragher headed the ball to safety
Kuyt executed a good sliding tackle on Stu
Kuyt moved forward with the ball
Liverpool tried to launch a counter attack
Kuyt took the play over the halfway line
Dirk Kuyt continued unchallenged
Kuyt kept the ball moving
Dirk Kuyt passed back to Konchesky
Konchesky curled it first time in to the far post
Corazon de Leon closed in and intercepted the ball
Corazon de Leon scrambled the ball away
Roonmastor kept the ball moving
The referee gave GRcade a free kick
Jamie Carragher tripped Roonmastor
Caliban played the ball down the right
Roonmastor lost his man and found himself with plenty of room
Roonmastor took the ball forward
Roonmastor put the ball into the six yard box
Skippy centred the ball
Spindash had the goal at his mercy!
Corner-kick
61 min Substitution 1 : 1
Liverpool made a substitution
Agger came on for Kyrgiakos
63 min Corner 1 : 1
Lucas looked to play the ball long to Gerrard
Gerrard took the ball forward
Gerrard fed the ball forward to Dirk Kuyt
Good play by Kuyt in making himself some space
Stu got across well to perfectly tackle the ball
Corner-kick to Liverpool
71 min Lucas Chance 1 : 1
Spindash headed the ball to safety
Martin Kelly did well to spot and intercept the pass
Martin Kelly came forward
Kelly exchanged passes with Kuyt
Kelly passed left first time along the floor for Lucas to pick it up
Lucas sent the ball flying towards goal from distance
However, Lucas put it well over the bar
75 min Lucas Chance 1 : 1
Steven Gerrard played a superb ball for Carroll
Carroll took the ball inside the area
Carroll kept the ball moving
Carroll put the ball into the six yard box
mad dwarfer made the clearance
Lucas was close, with the ball skimming the top of the bar
76 min Substitution 1 : 1
GRcade made a change to their side
teh bork left the pitch to be replaced by Wiggles
83 min Kuyt Chance 1 : 1
Skippy was in need of the physio and hobbled off for treatment
Gerrard played the ball to his right
Benzin headed the ball to safety
Caliban kept the ball moving
Caliban lost out to Luis Suárez
Suárez came forward
Suárez looked for Gerrard out left
Steven Gerrard took the ball forward
Gerrard found Maxi Rodríguez with a low pass into the area
Wiggles scrambled the ball away
Corner-kick
GRcade had a player to come on
Kanbei replaced Skippy
Konchesky tried an in-swinging corner
Count Nood headed the ball clear
Throw-in
The throw-in was taken by Kuyt
Suárez found Dirk Kuyt with a low first time pass right
Kuyt moved forward with the ball
Kuyt floated it in to the far post from the right
Maxi Rodríguez got up above Wiggles
Maxi Rodríguez got up to head at goal
DarkRitual saved and clutched the ball gratefully to his chest
DarkRitual delivered the ball upfield
Roonmastor got above Carragher to win the ball
Roonmastor nodded the ball on
Reina jumped and caught the ball
Reina hit it forward to Konchesky
Konchesky paused and waited for support
Paul Konchesky played the ball forward to Maxi Rodríguez's feet
Maxi Rodríguez came forward
Maxi Rodríguez found Lucas with a low pass right
Lucas hit the ball first time in search of Suárez's run
Corazon de Leon had no problem in intercepting the ball
Corazon de Leon cleared the ball
Andy Carroll read the game well to intercept the ball
Carroll ran with the ball
Andy Carroll took it down the left flank
Carroll moved forward with the ball
Carroll played the ball to Maxi Rodríguez's feet
Maxi Rodríguez advanced with the ball
Maxi Rodríguez sent the ball over from the left
Dirk Kuyt out-jumped Corazon de Leon
Dirk Kuyt headed the ball
But the ball went flying over the bar
Goal kick
DarkRitual took his time over the set-piece
DarkRitual lifted the goal kick upfield
Lucas nodded the ball to Suárez
Suárez was in a dangerous position
Suárez kept the ball moving
Suárez hit a fierce shot
But Suárez could not keep it down
89 min DarkRitual Save 1 : 1
Carragher held up the ball
Jamie Carragher moved the ball forward for Lucas
Lucas hit a first time 25 yard ball ahead of Kuyt
Kuyt took the play inside
Stu tried to put the ball behind
Corner
Maxi Rodríguez went across and took the corner
Header by Daniel Agger
Held by DarkRitual
90+1 min Maxi Rodríguez Goal 2 : 1
3 minutes of added time were to be played
Kelly passed down the line for Suárez
Suárez came forward
Suárez tried to find Kelly with a pass to feet
Kelly volleyed the ball over from the right
Maxi Rodríguez won the aerial challenge against Caliban
Maxi Rodríguez got his head to the ball
MAXI RODRÍGUEZ SCORED FOR LIVERPOOL!!
90+2 min Substitution 2 : 1
Substitution by Liverpool
Suárez left the pitch to be replaced by Pacheco
90+4 min Comment 2 : 1
GRcade Kicked Off
Benzin half volleyed the ball back 25 yards towards Wiggles
Wiggles brought the ball forward
Wiggles passed forward to Benzin
Benzin advanced with the ball
Benzin exchanged passes with mad dwarfer
Benzin half volleyed it ahead of Spindash
Kelly had no problem in intercepting the ball
Kelly put the ball out for a throw in
Liverpool changed to a 4-1-2-2-1
Spindash moved across to take his side's throw-in
Stu moved forward with the ball
Stu looked for Spindash
Spindash brought the ball forward
Spindash looked for Roonmastor in the penalty area
Roonmastor took the ball forward
Roonmastor put the ball into the six yard box
Agger cut out the pass
Agger played the ball forward
Count Nood intercepted the pass
Count Nood moved forward with the ball
Count Nood played a nice ball for mad dwarfer
mad dwarfer moved forward with the ball
Gerrard scrambled the ball away
Spindash ran with the ball
Spindash crossed the ball low from the left
Lucas closed in and intercepted the ball
Lucas moved forward with the ball
Lucas played a long ball

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6/1 - Hank Scorpio has moved to Reading on loan

7/1 - Scotticus Erroticus has joined Dante on loan at Cardiff

[Nova]

PUT HIM IN HIS PLACE

[BTB]

I wouldn't mind going out on loan for a bit, I seem to be unable to break into our midfield at the moment

Championship would be ace, or lowly prem team, not fussed (if you can chose?). If anyone is interested that is...