GRcade Pirates FC IV - Stoke, Wolves, Sunderland p80

[Memento Mori]

Zenigame managed to make himself one of the most useless players in the squad. He's decent wing back, which I never need to play, and a terrible left winger. He's at the absolute bottom rung of left sided players.

25/11 - Custard has damaged his heel jumping for the ball during training and is out for 10 to 12 days.

Analyse me! Analyse me!


Also yeah this is entertaining, good job.

[Count Nood]

And you're doing a great job, Cutty. Need to play Zenigame more though. Speaking of which, I'll be boarding El Boat of Goat while I'm suspended.

Sounds like a gay old time will be had.

Maybe we can finally get some Portsmouth Pirates scenes filmed then.

[Cuttooth]

Analyse me! Analyse me!

We got you and Caliban in a two for one deal from the local asylum.

[Memento Mori]

A fair assessment.

[Dark Ritual]

Loving it so for Gaffer.

[The People's ElboReformat]

Zenigame managed to make himself one of the most useless players in the squad. He's decent wing back, which I never need to play, and a terrible left winger. He's at the absolute bottom rung of left sided players.

Though they said the same about Dossena and he scored against Man United AND Real Madrid. In like the space of like 5 days.

[Roonmastor]

I've not recovered from my injury yet. My form has gone to gooseberry fool and the team is suffering due to it.

[Cuttooth]

27/11 - West Ham United vs. GRcade Pirates

Line up

1 min Corner 0 : 0
Keane moved the ball right for Piquionne
Piquionne took the ball inside the area
Piquionne advanced with the ball
Piquionne put the ball into the six yard box
Red Devil did well to pick out and intercept that pass
Red Devil could only clear it behind his own goal
Corner
2 min Roonmastor Injury 0 : 0
Roonmastor needed treatment from the oncoming physio
Roonmastor was injured by Spector
4 min Corner 0 : 0
man-eater chimp took the throw-in
Skippy found man-eater chimp with a low first time pass right
man-eater chimp got to the byline
man-eater chimp put a low cross in to the near post
Corner
9 min Corner 0 : 0
Keane knocked a lovely ball for Piquionne
Piquionne came forward
Piquionne cut infield with the ball
Piquionne advanced with the ball
Stu executed a good sliding tackle on Piquionne
Corner-kick
14 min Ba Chance 0 : 0
Barrera passed along the floor for Ba to pick it up down the left
Ba took the ball forward
Ba had space to move into
Demba Ba surged past man-eater chimp!
Demba Ba with the ball for West Ham
Ba bent it from long range
Demba Ba was close, but the ball goes over the top of the bar
It would have been some goal by Demba Ba
The ball went out for a goal kick to GRcade
Memento Mori restarted the game from the goal kick
Roonmastor climbed above Matthew Upson
Roonmastor headed the ball on
Robert Green gathered up the loose ball
Green played it up towards Spector
Jonathan Spector came forward
The ball was played back to Green by Spector
Green came forward
Robert Green laid it forward to Upson
Matthew Upson looked for an option from the back
Upson found O'Neil with a low forward pass
O'Neil brought the ball forward
Gary O'Neil laid it forward to Ba
Ba played the ball left first time to Barrera's feet
Pablo Barrera skipped past man-eater chimp
Barrera continued into the box
Barrera moved forward with the ball
Barrera put the ball into the six yard box
Corner-kick to West Ham
19 min Corner 0 : 0
mad dwarfer played the ball to Skippy's feet
Upson put the ball out for a throw in
Skippy threw the ball back into play
mad dwarfer took the ball forward
mad dwarfer crossed the ball low from the right
Corner
24 min Substitution 0 : 0
GRcade had a player to come on
Roonmastor headed off the pitch to be replaced by Kanbei
28 min Corner 0 : 0
man-eater chimp fed the ball left to BTB
BTB brought the ball forward
BTB played the ball forward to Hank Scorpio's feet
Hank Scorpio took the ball forward
Corner-kick
32 min Memento Mori Save 0 : 0
Noble ran with the ball
Noble looked to drive the ball into the path of Barrera
Barrera took the ball forward
Saved by Memento Mori
38 min Keane Chance 0 : 0
O'Neil played the ball to Noble's feet
Noble with the ball for West Ham
Noble fed the ball forward to Robbie Keane
Robbie Keane took the ball past Corazon de Leon
Keane cracked it against the woodwork
man-eater chimp rose bravely above Barrera to win the ball
man-eater chimp flicked the ball forward for Skippy
Skippy advanced with the ball
Skippy looked to play the ball long to Kanbei
Upson cut out the pass
Upson with the ball for West Ham
Free kick to GRcade
Upson barged Kanbei in the back
Red Devil played the ball down the left
Spindash advanced with the ball
Spindash crossed to the far post from the left
Matthew Upson climbed above Skippy and headed clear
man-eater chimp made it first to the ball and intercepted
man-eater chimp advanced with the ball
man-eater chimp passed along the floor for mad dwarfer to pick it up
mad dwarfer ran with the ball
mad dwarfer laid it forward for Skippy
Skippy got free in the penalty area
Robert Green did fantastically well to get his fingertips to the ball and turn it behind
The assistant referee raised his flag...
Skippy was offside
A freekick was awarded
Robert Green played the ball ahead looking for Bridge
Bridge came forward
Bridge laid it right to Upson
Upson half volleyed it forward to Barrera
Barrera kept the ball moving
Barrera found Ba with a low forward pass
Demba Ba tried to come through on the inside
Demba Ba played a superb ball for Keane
Space opened up for Keane
Robbie Keane moved in on goal
Corazon de Leon made the clearance
Bridge did well to spot and intercept the pass
Bridge came forward
Bridge put a low cross in to the near post
Ba with the ball for West Ham
Ba played the ball to O'Neil's feet
O'Neil came forward
But O'Neil sent the ball wide of the mark
42 min Green Save 0 : 0
Gary O'Neil advanced with the ball
O'Neil tried to find Robbie Keane with a pass to feet
Robbie Keane ran with the ball
Memento Mori gathered the ball safely
Memento Mori hit it forward to Stu
Stu advanced with the ball from deep inside his own half
Stu fed the ball forward to Spindash
Spindash came forward
GRcade tried to launch a counter attack
Spindash fed the ball right to Hank Scorpio
Hank Scorpio advanced with the ball
Hank Scorpio found Kanbei with a low forward pass
Kanbei used his skill to go past Upson
Kanbei found himself in some space
Kanbei moved in on goal
Green did well to turn the ball away
Skippy looked set to apply the finish...
Green saved and held onto the ball
45 min Added Time 0 : 0
Upson moved forward with the ball
Upson found Robbie Keane with a low forward pass
Robbie Keane kept the ball moving
Memento Mori did well to tip it wide
2 minutes of added time indicated
45+1 min Comment 0 : 0
Red Devil headed the ball clear
Keane read the game well to intercept the ball
Keane came forward
Keane played a wonderful ball for Noble
Mark Noble advanced with the ball
Noble crossed to the near post from the right
Noble hit the post
A freekick was awarded
Piquionne clattered Memento Mori
West Ham were having a great spell
Memento Mori whipped in the freekick
Headed by Kanbei
Green picked up on the loose ball
Green passed forward to Upson
Upson moved forward with the ball
Upson tried to find da Costa with pass to the right
da Costa advanced with the ball
da Costa laid it back to the keeper
Green scrambled the ball away
Keane tried to get onto the pass
Keane climbed above Corazon de Leon
Keane flicked the ball on
Memento Mori saved and held onto the ball
45+3 min Memento Mori Injury 0 : 0
Memento Mori was in need of the physio's attention
45+1 min Substitution 0 : 0
Cosmo replaced Stu at half time
46 min Kick Off 0 : 0
West Ham Kicked Off
Ba looked for Noble
Noble put his foot on the ball
Noble passed back for Gabbidon
Gabbidon paused and waited for support
Gabbidon passed it back to the keeper
Robert Green brought the ball forward
Green passed it forward to Upson
Upson advanced with the ball
Matthew Upson tried to find O'Neil with a forward pass to feet
O'Neil brought the ball forward
mad dwarfer block tackled Gary O'Neil
mad dwarfer took the ball forward
mad dwarfer was allowed to continue his run
mad dwarfer took it down the right flank
mad dwarfer centred the ball
Upson made it first to the ball and intercepted
Upson with the ball for West Ham
Matthew Upson fed the high ball forward
Ba headed the ball down for Robbie Keane
West Ham tried to launch a counter attack
Keane came forward
Keane played the ball upfield looking for the run of Ba
But man-eater chimp snuffed out the pass
man-eater chimp with the ball for GRcade
A freekick was awarded to GRcade
Ba tripped man-eater chimp
Ba was ordered off the field for treatment
49 min Noble Goal 1 : 0
Barrera brought the ball forward
Barrera exchanged passes with Ba
Pablo Barrera took the play inside
Barrera put the ball into the six yard box
Robbie Keane powered a header at goal
Noble pounced on the rebound
Noble had a great chance!
NOBLE SCORED FOR WEST HAM!!
West Ham hit GRcade on the break!
50 min Substitution 1 : 0
West Ham had a player to come on
O'Neil applauded the fans and was replaced by Reid
51 min Kick Off 1 : 0
GRcade got the action underway
53 min Corner 1 : 0
man-eater chimp took the throw-in
mad dwarfer tried to find man-eater chimp with a pass to feet
man-eater chimp moved forward with the ball
man-eater chimp went to the byline
An inch perfect tackle from Spector, winning the ball from man-eater chimp
Corner
60 min Spector Chance 1 : 0
Corazon de Leon put the ball out for a throw in
Wayne Bridge passed down the line for Ba
Ba played the ball to Barrera's feet
Barrera took the play inside
Pablo Barrera put the ball into the six yard box
Corner-kick
Noble ran up to take the corner
Red Devil rose above Upson to clear the ball
Keane read the game well to intercept the ball
Keane kept the ball moving
Robbie Keane continued unchallenged
Cosmo made a good sliding challenge on Keane
Cosmo took the play over the halfway line
A freekick was awarded
Keane tripped Cosmo
The referee showed Robbie Keane a yellow card
Spindash played a long ball
Kanbei had the beating in the air of Gabbidon
Kanbei played a one-two with Hank Scorpio
Kanbei came forward
Kanbei ran with the ball
Kanbei couldn't withstand Gabbidon's pressure
Gabbidon executed a good sliding tackle on Kanbei
Gabbidon kept the ball moving
Gabbidon laid it forward to Piquionne
Piquionne came forward
Piquionne had space to move into
Frédéric Piquionne passed down the line for Robbie Keane
Keane moved forward with the ball
Keane hit a 20 yard ball forward to Noble
Mark Noble took the ball forward
Noble played a lovely ball for Spector
Jonathan Spector got clean through on goal
Spector moved in on goal
Spector attempted a thunderous drive!
But it went over the bar
62 min Substitution 1 : 0
West Ham were ready to make a substitution
Ba came off to be replaced by Stanislas
63 min Spector Goal 2 : 0
Barrera went by the challenge of Skippy
Barrera came forward
Barrera played the ball back to Bridge
Bridge curled it first time to the near post
BTB removed the danger
BTB did well to avert the danger
Jonathan Spector made it first to the ball and intercepted
Jonathan Spector brought the ball through the centre once more
Spector hit a fierce shot
SPECTOR SCORED FOR WEST HAM!!
64 min Substitution 2 : 0
GRcade looked to make a substitution
Nova replaced BTB
64 min Kick Off 2 : 0
GRcade got the action underway
71 min Nova Goal 2 : 1
Piquionne moved forward with the ball
Frédéric Piquionne laid it left to Noble
Mark Noble with the ball for West Ham
Memento Mori did well to parry it
Corazon de Leon put the ball behind
Corazon de Leon did well to avert the danger
Corner
Noble took the corner
Nova got up to head the ball clear
Kanbei robbed Barrera
Barrera executed a good sliding tackle on Kanbei
Piquionne came forward
Piquionne passed forward to Mark Noble
Noble delayed playing the ball
Noble laid it left to Keane
Keane came forward
Keane passed back for Spector
Spector moved forward with the ball
Spector passed to Piquionne
Piquionne kept the ball moving
Piquionne laid it wide right to Reid
Winston Reid with the ball for West Ham
Reid exchanged passes with Barrera
Winston Reid tried to get a first time cross in to the far post
Corazon de Leon had the beating in the air of Stanislas and cleared
Skippy nicked the ball from the toes of Bridge
Perfectly timed sliding tackle by Skippy
Nova moved forward with the ball
GRcade tried to launch a counter attack
Nova with the ball for GRcade
An inch perfect tackle from Jonathan Spector, winning the ball from Nova
Skippy intercepted the pass
Skippy ran with the ball
West Ham were backing off Skippy
Skippy advanced with the ball
Skippy hit a 40 yard ball ahead of Cosmo
Reid used his head to clear the ball
Keane got his head to the ball
Corazon de Leon read the game well to intercept the ball
Corazon de Leon moved forward with the ball
Corazon de Leon played the ball long
The ball evaded Upson
The assistant referee raised his flag...
Kanbei was offside
Freekick was given to West Ham
Robert Green whipped in the freekick
Keane went after the ball
Corazon de Leon headed the ball to safety
Barrera dispossessed Cosmo
Barrera came forward
Cosmo slide tackled Pablo Barrera
Hank Scorpio cleared the ball
Reid intercepted the pass
Reid played the ball first time square looking for Noble
Mark Noble came forward
Noble played the ball forward to Keane's feet
Keane moved forward with the ball
Keane was close, with the ball skimming the top of the bar
Goal kick
Memento Mori hit it forward to Spindash
Spindash advanced with the ball
Spindash searched out Cosmo
Cosmo ran with the ball
Cosmo passed it down the left to Kanbei
Kanbei with the ball for GRcade
Matthew Upson slide tackled Kanbei
Corner
man-eater chimp looked to send a hanging ball over from the corner
Nova went after the ball
Nova took the ball forward
The ball went out for a throw-in
West Ham changed to a 4-3-3
Wayne Bridge threw the ball back into play
Robbie Keane advanced with the ball
Keane played the ball forward
Skippy came forward
Skippy squared the ball from the right
Cosmo let the ball drop before striking it right footed
Green did well to parry it
The ball evaded Reid
Nova pounced on the rebound
Nova looked odds-on to score!
NOVA SCORED FOR GRCADE!!
71 min Kick Off 2 : 1
West Ham got the game underway
Stanislas played a one-two with Jonathan Spector
Stanislas looked for the pass first time right to Reid
Reid came forward
Reid looked for Gabbidon to his left
Gabbidon came forward
Gabbidon laid it back to the keeper
Green searched out Upson first time
Upson was deep inside his own half
Upson searched out Bridge to his left
Wayne Bridge kept the ball moving
GRcade were inviting Bridge onto them
Bridge passed it right to Noble
Noble took the play over the halfway line
Noble passed left to Barrera
Barrera advanced with the ball
man-eater chimp slide tackled Barrera
The ball went out for a throw-in
Bridge played the ball down the line for Keane
Keane brought the ball forward
Keane passed to Noble
Noble came forward
Noble looked for Wayne Bridge out left
Bridge curled it first time to the near post
Memento Mori gathered the ball safely
73 min man-eater chimp Warning 2 : 1
The throw-in was taken by Wayne Bridge
man-eater chimp stuck out his leg to bring down Keane
Freekick was given
man-eater chimp was given a warning
Wayne Bridge played the ball forward
Barrera headed the ball out right to Stanislas
Stanislas took the ball forward
Memento Mori saved and held onto the ball
77 min mad dwarfer Yellow Card 2 : 1
A freekick was awarded to West Ham
mad dwarfer tripped Noble
Howard Webb showed mad dwarfer a yellow card
81 min Corner 2 : 1
Cosmo centred the ball
Spector headed the ball to safety
Stanislas headed the ball out, but only as far as mad dwarfer
Stanislas could not stop mad dwarfer going past him
mad dwarfer put the ball into the six yard box
Nova got a shot in on the volley
But Nova blazed it over the bar
Goal kick
Green hit it forward to Reid
Winston Reid came forward
Reid hit it forward to Piquionne
Piquionne brought the ball forward
Piquionne fed the ball left to Spector
Spector ran with the ball
Spector sent the ball back to Upson
Upson brought the ball forward
Upson passed it forward to Stanislas
Stanislas came forward
Stanislas played the ball upfield looking for the run of Barrera
Barrera took the ball into the box
GRcade were inviting Barrera onto them
Barrera laid it wide left to Bridge
Wayne Bridge floated it first time into the area from the left
Hank Scorpio jumped above Keane
Hank Scorpio tried to head the ball behind
Corner
86 min Kanbei Chance 2 : 1
mad dwarfer was tripped by Noble
mad dwarfer looked for man-eater chimp out right
man-eater chimp moved forward with the ball
man-eater chimp put the ball into the six yard box
Green did brilliantly to parry it
Reid cleared the ball
Mistake by Upson as he missed his header
Corner
man-eater chimp took the corner
Bridge headed clear the danger
Daniel Gabbidon headed the ball clear
Skippy jumped above Pablo Barrera
Skippy got his head to the ball
Bridge did well to spot and intercept the pass
Bridge brought the ball out of defence
A superb sliding tackle from Red Devil to dispossess Bridge
Red Devil came forward
Perfectly timed sliding tackle by Bridge
The ball went out of play for a throw-in
man-eater chimp moved across to take his side's throw-in
Skippy showed Mark Noble a clean set of heels
Skippy put the ball into the six yard box
The ball evaded Bridge
The post denied Kanbei
88 min Corner 2 : 1
The ball went out of play for a throw-in
The throw-in was taken by Skippy
mad dwarfer found Skippy with a low first time pass down the right flank
Skippy aimed a first time cross at the near post
Upson headed the ball
Bridge put the ball behind
Corner
90 min Added Time 2 : 1
3 minutes of added time were to be played
90+2 min Comment 2 : 1
Frédéric Piquionne put a low cross in to the near post
Goal kick for GRcade
The goal kick was taken by Memento Mori
Spector headed the ball on
Corazon de Leon did well to spot and intercept the pass
Corazon de Leon brought the ball forward
Corazon de Leon was forced into the backpass
Memento Mori came forward
Memento Mori found Red Devil with a low forward pass
Red Devil with the ball for GRcade
Red Devil played it up towards Cosmo
Cosmo took the ball over the halfway line
GRcade tried to launch a counter attack
Cosmo advanced with the ball
Cosmo hit the ball in search of Hank Scorpio's run
Hank Scorpio advanced with the ball
Hank Scorpio managed to get the ball into the area
Hank Scorpio put the ball into the six yard box
90+4 min Full Time 2 : 1
Upson tried to find Bridge with a pass to feet
Bridge advanced with the ball
Bridge played the ball down the line for Pablo Barrera
Barrera used his first touch to pick out the run of Keane
Red Devil hoofed the ball clear
Red Devil did well to avert the danger
The ball went out for a throw-in
Bridge threw the ball in
Keane came forward
Keane put the ball into the six yard box
Red Devil headed the ball to safety
Noble closed in and intercepted the ball
Noble passed forward first time to Junior Stanislas
Stanislas advanced with the ball
Stanislas passed to Jonathan Spector
Spector kept the ball moving
Spector played the ball into the area ahead of Piquionne
Memento Mori picked up on the loose ball
Full time
Skippy might've won the game for GRcade

Match overview / stats
Player ratings / stats

Goal Highlights

28/11 - League Table





Nova is in contention for Danish Young Player of the Year too.

29/11 - GRcade have been drawn at home to Derby in the FA Cup Third Round

1/12 - Cosmo is the Premier League Young Player of the Month for November, beating out Jose Baxter and Victor Moses

GRcade Player Stats To Date

[Cosmo]

Young player of the month.

Another defeat.

[Spindash]

Had a mare.

[Cosmo]

Ooh, what's my PR thing all aboot, Cutty? Do I think the gaffer's doing a gooseberry fool job? It's a lie if so.

[Count Nood]

Young player of the month.

Now that's a bad month for young players.

Top scorer and from midfield.

[Cuttooth]

Not sure, it's gone now. Probably reaction to a press conference. Bayer Leverkusen are showing interest in taking you back to Germany. Hands off my Cosmo!

[Dante]

[Cosmo]

Not sure, it's gone now. Probably reaction to a press conference. Bayer Leverkusen are showing interest in taking you back to Germany. Hands off my Cosmo!

Well it's a chance to get away from Nood...

[Count Nood]

Not sure, it's gone now. Probably reaction to a press conference. Bayer Leverkusen are showing interest in taking you back to Germany. Hands off my Cosmo!

Well it's a chance to get away from Nood...

Please take it.

[jamcc]

3rd highest average rating in the entire squad and the gaffer doesn't even respond to my queries.

[Cuttooth]

4/12 - Arsenal vs. GRcade Pirates

Line up

1 min Kick Off 0 : 0
GRcade kicked off
2 min Memento Mori Save 0 : 0
Wilshere swung the ball out left ahead of van Persie
van Persie took the play inside
van Persie had space to move into
Memento Mori could not gather the ball cleanly
Caliban tried to put the ball behind
Corner-kick to Arsenal
6 min Corner 0 : 0
Wilshere fed the ball out left for Nasri
Nasri took the play inside
Nasri played it up towards van Persie
van Persie came forward
Vicious shot by Robin van Persie for the top corner
Corner
6 min Djourou Goal 1 : 0
Corner taken by Rosicky
Djourou headed the ball
DJOUROU SCORED FOR ARSENAL!!
8 min Kick Off 1 : 0
GRcade Kicked Off
mad dwarfer and Count Nood exchanged passes
mad dwarfer tried to find Count Nood with a pass to feet
Count Nood paused and waited for support
Count Nood looked for Benzin to his right
Benzin looked for Roonmastor in front of him with a first time pass
Roonmastor advanced with the ball
Roonmastor lost the ball to Djourou's tackle
Djourou went down after a trip by Roonmastor
Freekick to Arsenal
Vermaelen played the ball to Djourou's feet
Djourou kept the ball moving
Djourou hit it forward to Nasri
Nasri passed right
First time to Wilshere...
Wilshere kept the ball moving
Wilshere passed forward to van Persie
Robin van Persie advanced with the ball
van Persie exchanged passes with Nasri
Wilshere ran with the ball
Wilshere looked for Rosicky to his right
Tomas Rosicky moved forward with the ball
Rosicky passed it forward to van Persie
Robin van Persie advanced with the ball
van Persie drove first time right footed
But van Persie couldn't connect cleanly and sent the shot wide
14 min Wilshere Red Card 1 : 0
Cosmo was in need of the physio and hobbled off for treatment
Cosmo was injured by Sagna's challenge
Stu moved across to take his side's throw-in
mad dwarfer took the ball forward
mad dwarfer played a long ball
Vermaelen showed great composure in intercepted the ball
Vermaelen tried to find Bakary Sagna with a pass to feet
Bakary Sagna found Rosicky with a low forward first time pass
Tomas Rosicky took the ball forward
Rosicky passed it forward to Chamakh
Chamakh played the ball left first time to van Persie's feet
van Persie strode forward in the rain
van Persie played the ball upfield looking for the run of Nasri
man-eater chimp couldn't cut out the pass
Nasri with the ball for Arsenal
A superb sliding tackle from man-eater chimp to dispossess Nasri
man-eater chimp advanced with the ball
man-eater chimp played the ball long
It was well intercepted by Vermaelen
Vermaelen took the ball down the left of the field
Vermaelen played the ball to Jack Wilshere's feet
Wilshere passed first time to Samir Nasri down the left side
Nasri came forward
Nasri played the one-two with van Persie
man-eater chimp made it first to the ball and intercepted
man-eater chimp made a rather wild clearance
Corner
Rosicky aimed the corner at the far post
Caliban leapt to head the ball clear
Count Nood cleared the ball to safety
Count Nood moved forward with the ball
Count Nood looked for Roonmastor in front of him
Roonmastor took the ball forward
A superb sliding tackle from Clichy to dispossess Roonmastor
The ball went out of play for a throw-in
man-eater chimp passed down the line for mad dwarfer
Wilshere lost out to mad dwarfer
mad dwarfer moved forward with the ball
The referee gave GRcade a free kick
Wilshere went in late on mad dwarfer!
Jack Wilshere received the red card!!!
15 min Cosmo Goal 1 : 1
Excellent sliding tackle from Nasri, easily dispossessing man-eater chimp
The ball went out of play for a throw-in
man-eater chimp took the throw-in
Count Nood came forward on the wet surface
Count Nood laid it wide right to man-eater chimp
man-eater chimp brought the ball forward
The cross came in from man-eater chimp on the right
Cosmo climbed above Sagna
Cosmo powered a header at goal
COSMO SCORED FOR GRCADE!!
16 min Kick Off 1 : 1
Arsenal Kicked Off
17 min Corner 1 : 1
Sagna knocked it down the line for Robin van Persie
van Persie came forward on the wet surface
Robin van Persie passed back for Sagna
Sagna cut inside
Sagna put the ball into the six yard box
Chamakh got to the loose ball
With his left foot, Chamakh hit a half volley
Corner-kick
20 min Chamakh Goal 2 : 1
Clichy ran with the ball
Gaël Clichy passed it back to Rosicky
Tomas Rosicky advanced with the ball
Rosicky tried to score from distance!
Memento Mori pushed it away
Rosicky hit the bar
Chamakh nicked the ball from the toes of Red Devil
The rebound fell to Marouane Chamakh
CHAMAKH SCORED FOR ARSENAL!!
21 min Kick Off 2 : 1
GRcade got the game underway
30 min Skippy Injury 2 : 1
Skippy needed treatment from the oncoming physio
Skippy had collided with Clichy
32 min Nasri Chance 2 : 1
Chamakh cut out the pass
Chamakh came forward
Chamakh angled the ball out left for Samir Nasri
Nasri lost his man and found himself with plenty of room
Nasri came forward on the wet surface
Samir Nasri tried his luck from an angle
But Nasri put it wide
35 min Substitution 2 : 1
GRcade made a substitution
Skippy made his way to the bench and was replaced by Nova
37 min van Persie Chance 2 : 1
Song came forward
Song played a good ball for Nasri
Samir Nasri jinked past man-eater chimp
Nasri tried to find van Persie with a pass to feet
van Persie brought the ball forward
The goalkeeper felt safe to wave the ball wide
39 min Clichy Chance 2 : 1
Count Nood played it right towards Benzin
Benzin took the ball forward
Benzin played the ball ahead of Roonmastor
Thomas Vermaelen read the game well to intercept the ball
Thomas Vermaelen cleared the ball
Corner-kick to GRcade
man-eater chimp tried an in-swinging corner
Sagna used his head to clear the ball
Stu read the game well to intercept the ball
Stu advanced with the ball
Stu played it up towards man-eater chimp
man-eater chimp came forward
man-eater chimp passed left to Nova
Nova with the ball for GRcade
Nova tried to find Count Nood with pass to the left
Count Nood moved forward with the ball
Count Nood angled the ball out right for man-eater chimp
man-eater chimp centred the ball
Sagna headed the ball clear
Caliban lost out to van Persie
van Persie came forward
GRcade were backing off van Persie
van Persie played a superb ball for Nasri
Nasri advanced with the ball
Nasri was allowed space to run with the ball
Nasri kept the ball moving
Nasri moved the ball back for Clichy
Clichy took the play inside
Clichy took the ball past Benzin
Clichy hit the side netting
It would have been a great goal by Clichy
Goal kick
Nasri picked up an knock and had to go off
42 min Substitution 2 : 1
Arsenal made a substitution
Eboué came on for the injured Nasri
45 min Added Time 2 : 1
3 minutes of added time were to be played
45+1 min Memento Mori Save 2 : 1
Eboué found Djourou with a low pass left
Count Nood could not stop Djourou going past him
Djourou's run continued into the box
Memento Mori did well to turn the ball away
45+1 min End Of First Half 2 : 1
A first half where Rosicky had run GRcade ragged came to an end
46 min Kick Off 2 : 1
Arsenal got the game underway
47 min Almunia Save 2 : 1
mad dwarfer kept the ball moving
mad dwarfer passed back for Count Nood
Count Nood kept the ball moving
From long range, Count Nood bent the ball towards goal
Almunia did brilliantly to parry it
Nova lost his man and found himself with plenty of room
Clichy put the ball behind
Clichy did well to avert the danger
Corner
53 min Almunia Save 2 : 1
mad dwarfer came forward
A freekick was awarded
Djourou fouled mad dwarfer by holding onto his shirt
Stu played the ball forward
But Almunia let the ball run free
Benzin showed Sagna a clean set of heels
Djourou got in and cleared the danger
Chamakh brought the ball forward
Arsenal had a chance to launch a counter attack
Chamakh came forward
Marouane Chamakh was allowed space to run with the ball
man-eater chimp cleared the ball
man-eater chimp did well to avert the danger
57 min Substitution 2 : 1
GRcade made a substitution
Kanbei on for mad dwarfer
65 min Almunia Save 2 : 1
man-eater chimp with the ball for GRcade
Chamakh was penalised for a trip on man-eater chimp
A freekick was awarded
Stu played the ball forward
Almunia played the ball forward
Almunia punched the ball clear!
67 min van Persie Chance 2 : 1
Rosicky came forward
Tomas Rosicky tried to centre the ball from the left
Eboué came forward
Emmanuel Eboué centred the ball
van Persie got above Caliban to win the ball
The head of van Persie met the ball
The header hit the upright and rebounded away
Stu cleared the ball from danger
Kanbei won the ball in the air from Djourou
Kanbei nodded the ball to Roonmastor
GRcade had a chance to launch a counter attack
Roonmastor advanced with the ball in the rain
Vermaelen played the ball first time looking for Emmanuel Eboué
Eboué came forward
Eboué passed along the floor for van Persie to pick it up
Robin van Persie with the ball for Arsenal
van Persie shot for the top corner
But van Persie couldn't get it on target
70 min Substitution 2 : 1
GRcade made a change to their side
Roonmastor jogged off and was replaced by jamcc
73 min Corner 2 : 1
It was well intercepted by Vermaelen
Vermaelen hoofed the ball clear
Count Nood showed great composure in intercepted the ball
Count Nood came forward
Count Nood tried a banana shot!
Corner-kick to GRcade
74 min Nova Chance 2 : 1
jamcc came forward
Freekick was given
Thomas Vermaelen slid in on jamcc
It looked a harsh decision
man-eater chimp stepped up to take the freekick
Nova got his head to the ball
Nova's header clipped the bar and went over
76 min Corner 2 : 1
Chamakh advanced on the keeper
Benzin put the ball out for a throw in
Chamakh took the throw-in
Thomas Vermaelen advanced with the ball
Thomas Vermaelen put the ball into the six yard box
man-eater chimp put the ball behind
Corner
84 min Song Chance 2 : 1
Djourou came forward
Johan Djourou played the ball to Song's feet
Song advanced with the ball
Song had space to move into
The ball hit the woodwork and bounced clear
Alex Song advanced with the ball
A superb sliding tackle from Caliban to dispossess Song
Corner-kick
89 min van Persie Goal 3 : 1
Kanbei kept the ball moving
Kanbei passed back to Stu
Stu came forward
The ball was curled in to the far post
Gaël Clichy got up above jamcc
Headed by Gaël Clichy
Gaël Clichy advanced with the ball
Clichy cleared the ball
van Persie advanced with the ball
Robin van Persie showed man-eater chimp a clean set of heels
van Persie kept the ball moving
van Persie tried to come through on the inside
Caliban tried to put the ball behind
jamcc couldn't believe the penalty wasn't given for Clichy's challenge
Corner
van Persie stepped up and drifted the corner in
Count Nood got up above Vermaelen and cleared the ball
Benzin misjudged the header
Nova came forward
Nova had space to move into
Nova came forward
Nova played the ball forward
Clichy did well to pick out and intercept that pass
Clichy volleyed the ball back to Rosicky
Rosicky advanced with the ball
Rosicky played the ball to Vermaelen's feet
Vermaelen passed first time along the floor for Johan Djourou to pick it up
Djourou half volleyed the ball back 25 yards towards Sagna
Bakary Sagna passed forward first time to Song
Song with the ball for Arsenal
Alex Song hit the ball in search of van Persie's run
Caliban did well to pick out and intercept that pass
Caliban came forward
It was knocked back to the keeper by Caliban
Memento Mori passed forward first time to Red Devil
Emmanuel Eboué closed in and intercepted the ball
Eboué came forward
Emmanuel Eboué advanced down the right
Emmanuel Eboué jinked past Red Devil
Emmanuel Eboué crossed the ball for van Persie
van Persie got well above man-eater chimp to win the ball
van Persie powered a header at goal
VAN PERSIE SCORED FOR ARSENAL!!
Emmanuel Eboué's superb contribution made the goal
90 min Added Time 3 : 1
The fourth official indicated 2 minutes of time added on
90 min Substitution 3 : 1
Arsenal brought a fresh face into the game
Marouane Chamakh applauded the fans and was replaced by Walcott
90+1 min Kick Off 3 : 1
GRcade got the action underway
Kanbei half volleyed the ball back 20 yards towards Red Devil
Red Devil ran with the ball
Red Devil passed left to Stu
Stu moved forward with the ball
Stu tried to find Cosmo with a forward pass to feet
Cosmo moved the ball first time to his right for Kanbei
Kanbei advanced with the ball
GRcade tried to launch a counter attack
Kanbei kept the ball moving
Kanbei passed along the floor for Stu to pick it up down the left
Stu advanced with the ball
Stu put a low cross in to the near post
Sagna got up to head the ball clear
Eboué kept the ball moving
Eboué played a wonderful ball for van Persie
van Persie took the play inside
Red Devil slide tackled van Persie
Red Devil brought the ball forward
Red Devil fed the ball right to Caliban
The ball went out of play for a throw-in
van Persie's participation was over with as he left the field injured
van Persie was injured in a challenge with Red Devil
90+4 min Substitution 3 : 1
Arsenal made a change to their side
Gibbs replaced the injured van Persie
The throw-in was taken by Sagna
Alex Song moved forward with the ball
Song hit the ball back 50 yards towards Gaël Clichy
Clichy advanced down the left wing
jamcc could not stop Gaël Clichy going past him
Clichy advanced with the ball
jamcc slide tackled Clichy
Corner
90+5 min Full Time 3 : 1
Full time
Rosicky had been sensational

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4/12 - Skippy pulled his hamstring during the match against Arsenal and will be out of action for 3 to 4 weeks

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[Count Nood]

Got two of my cheeky long shots on target.

[Cuttooth]

New match incomin'.