GRcade Pirates FC IV - Stoke, Wolves, Sunderland p80

[CaptainCalcium]

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GRcade tried to launch a counter attack
Heitinga could not stop Custard going past him
Custard advanced with the ball
Custard played a superb ball for CaptainCalcium
CaptainCalcium was in a dangerous position
CaptainCalcium got into the area
But it went over the bar
66 min Howard Save 1 : 1

[melatonin]

So are we just uniformly gooseberry fool then, yeah?

[Spindash]

Fans hear that key left-back Spindash has been omitted from the squad again:

[Count Nood]

Nood.

The penalty king does it again.

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Count Nood tripped Orenuga
Count Nood got a ticking off

I wanted a card.

[Cuttooth]

So are we just uniformly gooseberry fool then, yeah?

You.

I took pity on you. I formed the new formation around the fact that you're only half decent as a CAM. And you had to lose the ball and let them score.

[man-eater chimp]

I'm a tackling machine!

[Cuttooth]

13/11 - GRcade Pirates vs. Sunderland

Line up

1 min Kick Off 0 : 0
GRcade got the game underway
melatonin came forward
melatonin hit the ball back 25 yards towards Red Devil
Red Devil took the ball forward
Red Devil fed the ball left to blackoutHERO
blackoutHERO took the ball forward
blackoutHERO played it back to the keeper
Memento Mori ran with the ball
Memento Mori searched out Spindash
Spindash came forward
Spindash passed to blackoutHERO
blackoutHERO advanced with the ball
blackoutHERO played the ball forward
Cosmo nodded the ball on
Onuoha closed in and intercepted the ball
Onuoha with the ball for Sunderland
Onuoha searched out Craig Gordon to his left
Gordon made the clearance
Campbell went after the ball
Welbeck out-jumped blackoutHERO
Welbeck knocked the ball down for Campbell
Campbell moved forward with the ball
Campbell continued unopposed
But Campbell put it just over
5 min Campbell Chance 0 : 0
Welbeck got clean through on goal
Welbeck moved in on goal
Red Devil cleared the ball
Red Devil did well to avert the danger
teh bork moved forward with the ball
teh bork hit a 40 yard ball forward to Skippy
Skippy came forward
Skippy fed the ball left to melatonin
Lee Cattermole robbed Skippy
Cattermole hit a first time 20 yard ball forward to Danny Welbeck
Welbeck's run continued into the box
Red Devil executed a good sliding tackle on Welbeck
blackoutHERO failed to reach the ball
Campbell showed great composure in intercepted the ball
Campbell aimed for the top corner
Campbell smashed it against the crossbar
blackoutHERO headed clear the danger
teh bork upended Zenden
Freekick was given to Sunderland
Zenden fired in the freekick
Corner-kick
6 min Campbell Chance 0 : 0
Corner taken by Zenden
SpaceJebus headed the ball to safety
Onuoha headed the ball square to Campbell
Campbell kept the ball moving
Fraizer Campbell blasted the ball towards the top corner
But the ball went flying over the bar
8 min Benzin Goal 1 : 0
Spindash moved forward with the ball
Excellent sliding tackle from Ahmed Elmohamady, easily dispossessing Spindash
The ball went out of play for a throw-in
Spindash threw the ball back into play
melatonin with the ball for GRcade
melatonin looked for Spindash
Spindash ran with the ball
Spindash played the ball right to Benzin's feet
BENZIN SCORED FOR GRCADE!!
9 min Kick Off 1 : 0
Sunderland got the action underway
12 min Spindash Chance 1 : 0
Free kick to GRcade
teh bork whipped in the freekick
Nedum Onuoha leapt to head the ball clear
Spindash tackled Ahmed Elmohamady
Spindash came forward
But Spindash sent the ball wide of the mark
14 min Red Devil Chance 1 : 0
Michael Turner backed into and fouled Skippy
Skippy played the ball forward
Red Devil found himself with plenty of time
Red Devil jumped to direct a diving header from a narrow angle
Saved by Gordon
That should have been a goal
18 min Corner 1 : 0
Welbeck moved forward with the ball
Welbeck laid it back to Bardsley
Bardsley cut inside with the ball
Phil Bardsley with the ball for Sunderland
Swerving shot by Bardsley
Corner
18 min Corner 1 : 0
Zenden stepped up and drifted the corner in
blackoutHERO headed the ball
Corner
19 min Memento Mori Save 1 : 0
blackoutHERO used his head to clear the ball
Turner got to the ball first
Turner kept the ball moving
Michael Turner put a low cross in to the near post
Memento Mori saved and clutched the ball gratefully to his chest
21 min Campbell Goal 1 : 1
John Mensah played the ball to Onuoha's feet
Onuoha brought the ball forward
Onuoha played the ball forward
Welbeck ran with the ball
GRcade were backing off Welbeck
Welbeck cut inside
Welbeck centred the ball
Campbell ran at the heart of the GRcade defence
CAMPBELL SCORED FOR SUNDERLAND!!
25 min Comment 1 : 1
However, Red Devil anticipated and intercepted the pass
Red Devil put the ball out for a throw in
Bardsley took the throw-in
Welbeck went by the challenge of Benzin
Welbeck ran with the ball
But Danny Welbeck couldn't get it on target
It would have been a great goal by Danny Welbeck
Goal kick
Memento Mori took the goal kick
melatonin tried to get onto the pass
Muntari climbed above melatonin
Muntari cushioned a headed pass to Welbeck
blackoutHERO looked for SpaceJebus
Elmohamady slide tackled SpaceJebus
blackoutHERO made the clearance
Cattermole passed first time along the floor for Campbell to pick it up
Campbell advanced with the ball
Fraizer Campbell played a wonderful ball for Welbeck
Welbeck advanced with the ball
Space opened up for Danny Welbeck
Welbeck managed to get the ball into the area
Danny Welbeck aimed for the top corner
But Welbeck couldn't connect cleanly and sent the shot wide
Goal kick
Memento Mori took the goal kick
melatonin looked to latch onto it
Muntari flicked the ball onto Welbeck
Danny Welbeck bore down on goal
Memento Mori did fantastically well to get his fingertips to the ball and turn it behind
Red Devil's missed interception went unpunished!
Corner-kick to Sunderland
GRcade looked to weather the storm
28 min Memento Mori Save 1 : 1
Elmohamady took the throw-in
Cattermole found Elmohamady with a low first time pass right
Spindash could not stop Elmohamady going past him
Elmohamady delivered the ball in from wide
Memento Mori pushed it away
34 min Welbeck Injury 1 : 1
Welbeck was in need of the physio's attention
Welbeck was injured by Red Devil
38 min Corner 1 : 1
Bardsley put the ball out for a throw in
Skippy threw the ball in
Benzin with the ball for GRcade
Benzin continued unopposed
Sulley Muntari made a good sliding challenge on Benzin
Corner-kick
40 min Mensah Injury 1 : 1
teh bork went across and took the corner
Muntari got up to head the ball clear
Campbell lost out to Spindash
Spindash did well to avert the danger
Spindash lost the ball to Fraizer Campbell
Campbell went by the challenge of Spindash
Sunderland tried to launch a counter attack
Campbell kept the ball moving
Campbell crossed the ball for Welbeck
Red Devil headed clear the danger
melatonin advanced with the ball
melatonin hit it forward to Kanbei
Kanbei took the ball forward
Mensah made a good sliding challenge on Kanbei
Bardsley took the ball forward
Bardsley put the ball out of play so Mensah could receive treatment
The ball went out for a throw-in
Mensah was in need of treatment on the sidelines
43 min teh bork Warning 1 : 1
Danny Welbeck ran with the ball
Welbeck continued unopposed
Welbeck came forward
Memento Mori saved and held the ball
Memento Mori played it up towards Spindash
Spindash with the ball for GRcade
Spindash was forced into the backpass
Memento Mori kicked the ball upfield
melatonin tried to get onto the pass
Turner got his head to the ball
blackoutHERO got up above Campbell and cleared the ball
Kanbei came forward
Kanbei played the ball to SpaceJebus' feet
SpaceJebus with the ball for GRcade
SpaceJebus passed to melatonin
melatonin came forward
melatonin played a pinpoint pass to Kanbei
Kanbei came forward
Kanbei was in a dangerous position
Kanbei advanced on the keeper
But Kanbei put it wide of the goal
Goal kick
Gordon restarted the game from the goal kick
Welbeck went after the ball
Free kick to Sunderland
teh bork tripped Welbeck
The referee showed teh bork a yellow card
Muntari tried to find Michael Turner with a pass to feet
Turner put his foot on the ball
Turner fed the ball left to Bardsley
Bardsley advanced with the ball
Phil Bardsley fed the ball forward to Zenden
Zenden came forward
A freekick was awarded
teh bork upended Zenden
teh bork was given a warning
45 min Added Time 1 : 1
2 minutes of added time were to be played
45+2 min Corner 1 : 1
Elmohamady advanced with the ball
Elmohamady crossed into the box from the right
teh bork read the game well to intercept the ball
teh bork came forward
Zenden nicked the ball from the toes of teh bork
Zenden looked certain to score but teh bork made an important challenge!
Corner
45+3 min Elmohamady Goal 1 : 2
Elmohamady looked certain to tuck it away
AHMED ELMOHAMADY SCORED FOR SUNDERLAND!!
45+4 min Kick Off 1 : 2
GRcade got the game underway
45+1 min End Of First Half 1 : 2
Mr Dowd blew for half time
45+1 min Substitution 1 : 2
Nova replaced Skippy at half time
46 min Kick Off 1 : 2
Sunderland got the game underway
Welbeck played the ball to Muntari's feet
Muntari came forward
Muntari laid it right to Onuoha
Nedum Onuoha brought the ball forward
Onuoha played the ball forward to Elmohamady's feet
Elmohamady came forward
Elmohamady passed along the floor for Fraizer Campbell to pick it up
blackoutHERO made the clearance
Nedum Onuoha cut out the pass
Nedum Onuoha tried to find Mensah with a pass to feet
Mensah came forward
John Mensah played the ball forward
teh bork cut out the pass
teh bork used the right-hand channel
teh bork brought the ball forward
teh bork hit a 25 yard ball forward to Nova
Nova dribbled past Bardsley
Nova came forward
Bardsley got across well to perfectly tackle the ball
Corner-kick
teh bork aimed the corner at the far post
Turner read the game well to intercept the ball
Turner cleared the ball
Cosmo intercepted the pass
Cosmo advanced with the ball
Cosmo played the ball into the area for Nova
Nova searched for teh bork on the right wing with a one touch pass
teh bork brought the ball forward
teh bork centred the ball
Mensah cleared the ball to safety
Mensah did well to avert the danger
Nova closed in and intercepted the ball
Nova with the ball for GRcade
Goal kick
Gordon restarted the game from the goal kick
Cattermole went after the ball
Cattermole flicked the ball on
Ahmed Elmohamady moved forward with the ball
Elmohamady was allowed to continue his run
Ahmed Elmohamady moved inside the penalty area
Saved by Memento Mori
51 min Kanbei Chance 1 : 2
melatonin passed it right to Nova
Nova brought the ball forward
Nova passed back to teh bork
teh bork centred the ball from the right
Kanbei climbed above Mensah
Kanbei headed the ball
Kanbei was close, with the ball skimming the top of the bar
53 min Corner 1 : 2
Sulley Muntari came forward
Muntari moved the ball forward for Danny Welbeck
Welbeck ran with the ball
Welbeck got past Spindash
Welbeck put the ball into the six yard box
Corner
54 min Campbell Chance 1 : 2
Zenden aimed the corner for the near post
Cosmo lost the ball to Elmohamady's tackle
Elmohamady struck the volley
Campbell advanced with the ball
Fraizer Campbell hit it high and hard towards goal
But he couldn't direct it goalwards
55 min Gordon Save 1 : 2
melatonin laid it forward for Cosmo
Cosmo found himself with plenty of time
Gordon saved and held onto the ball
61 min teh bork Injury 1 : 2
teh bork was in need of treatment on the sidelines
63 min Cosmo Goal 2 : 2
Cosmo knocked a lovely ball for Kanbei
Kanbei looked to spring the offside trap
Kanbei did well to take the ball into the penalty area
Gordon pushed it away
Cosmo fired in a half volley from a tight angle
COSMO SCORED FOR GRCADE!!
GRcade hit Sunderland on the break!
64 min Substitution 2 : 2
Sunderland had a player to come on
Zenden made for the bench and was replaced by Richardson
GRcade made a change to their side
Caliban was ready to come on for blackoutHERO
65 min Kanbei Goal 3 : 2
Sunderland got the action underway
Danny Welbeck passed to Cattermole
Cattermole ran with the ball
Cattermole moved the ball back for Turner
Turner with the ball for Sunderland
Turner passed along the floor for Sulley Muntari to pick it up
Muntari kept the ball moving
A superb sliding tackle from Benzin to dispossess Muntari
Kanbei brought the ball forward
Sunderland were inviting Kanbei onto them
Kanbei brought the ball into the area
Kanbei struck the ball with fury
KANBEI SCORED FOR GRCADE!!
The ball went in off the underside of the bar
GRcade hit Sunderland with a 2 minute double salvo
Muntari was in need of the physio and hobbled off for treatment
Muntari was injured in a challenge with Benzin
68 min Comment 3 : 2
Sunderland got the action underway
Danny Welbeck moved forward with the ball
Welbeck sent the ball back to Mensah
Mensah looked for an option from the back
John Mensah came forward
Mensah played the ball forward
Elmohamady tried to get onto the pass
Ahmed Elmohamady kept the ball moving
Elmohamady centred the ball
Red Devil showed great composure in intercepted the ball
Red Devil with the ball for GRcade
Red Devil put the ball out for a throw in
Onuoha passed down the line for Campbell
Campbell continued into the penalty area
Campbell laid it wide right to Onuoha
Nedum Onuoha curled it first time to the far post
teh bork failed to reach the ball
Memento Mori picked up the loose ball
Memento Mori played the ball ahead looking for Spindash
Spindash moved out onto the left of the park
Spindash tried to find Cosmo with a forward pass to feet
Cosmo played the ball first time square looking for Benzin
Benzin ran with the ball
Benzin found Kanbei with a low forward pass
Kanbei with the ball for GRcade
Kanbei played the ball to Benzin's feet
Benzin fed the ball first time to Nova
Bardsley cleared the ball
Bardsley was playing with real fire in his belly
Red Devil hoofed the ball clear
Phil Bardsley headed clear the danger
Welbeck took the ball out of his own half
Benzin made a good sliding challenge on Welbeck
Benzin was the heartbeat of the GRcade midfield
Campbell had no problem in intercepting the ball
Campbell moved forward with the ball
Free kick to Sunderland
SpaceJebus brought down Campbell
Red Devil had to go off injured
Red Devil had collided with Welbeck
70 min Substitution 3 : 2
GRcade had a player to come on
Wiggles came on for the injured Red Devil
72 min Kanbei Chance 3 : 2
Benzin moved forward with the ball
GRcade had a chance to launch a counter attack
Benzin brought the ball over the halfway line
Benzin played a pinpoint pass to Kanbei
Kanbei continued into the box
Kanbei blasted the ball towards the top corner
The ball went high into the stand behind the goal
81 min Memento Mori Save 3 : 2
Headed by Turner
Welbeck jinked past melatonin
Welbeck played the one-two with Onuoha
Welbeck tried to find Elmohamady with a pass to feet
Elmohamady took the ball forward
Vicious shot by Elmohamady for the top corner
Memento Mori tipped the ball acrobatically over the bar!
Corner-kick
Richardson aimed the corner for the near post
But Memento Mori let the ball run free
Danny Welbeck kept the ball moving
Welbeck put the ball into the six yard box
Elmohamady came forward
Elmohamady continued to come forward unopposed
Elmohamady advanced with the ball
Ahmed Elmohamady put the ball into the six yard box
Wiggles cleared the ball
A superb sliding tackle from Nova to dispossess Richardson
It was well intercepted by Campbell
Campbell moved forward with the ball
Campbell found himself in some space
Campbell advanced on the keeper
Campbell looked for Richardson
Richardson took the ball away from Nova
Fraizer Campbell headed the ball down for Onuoha
He put it horribly wide
87 min Welbeck Chance 3 : 2
Mensah hit a first time 25 yard ball forward to Cattermole
Cattermole advanced with the ball
Cattermole played the ball forward to Elmohamady's feet
Elmohamady passed to Welbeck
Danny Welbeck advanced with the ball
But Danny Welbeck struck the ball wide
90 min Memento Mori Save 3 : 2
4 minutes of added time were to be played
Benzin played the ball forward
Nedum Onuoha jumped with Kanbei and cleared the ball
Campbell took the ball forward
Sunderland tried to launch a counter attack
Elmohamady took the play over the halfway line
Elmohamady continued unopposed
Ahmed Elmohamady took the play inside
Elmohamady came forward
Elmohamady played the ball upfield looking for the run of Welbeck
Good play by Welbeck in making himself some space
Welbeck was in a dangerous position
Memento Mori did brilliantly to parry it
Freekick was given to GRcade
The assistant referee raised his flag...
Danny Welbeck was offside
Memento Mori whipped in the freekick
Kanbei tried to get onto the pass
Kanbei climbed above Turner
Kanbei nodded the ball on
Gordon gathered up the loose ball
Gordon looked for Mensah in front of him
Mensah was deep inside his own half
Mensah played the ball upfield looking for the run of Elmohamady
Elmohamady came forward
Ahmed Elmohamady squared the ball from the right
teh bork cut out the pass
teh bork ran with the ball
teh bork played the ball left to Caliban's feet
Caliban came forward
Caliban passed along the floor for Cosmo to pick it up
Cosmo came forward
Cosmo played the ball to melatonin's feet
melatonin played a pinpoint pass to Kanbei
Kanbei was in no hurry
He headed for the corner flag
Kanbei crossed the ball low from the left
Corner
Sunderland looked to make a double substitution
Sulley Muntari made for the bench and was replaced by Colback
Noble came on for Welbeck
90+5 min Corner 3 : 2
Benzin centred the ball
Turner cleared the ball from danger
Nova showed great composure in intercepted the ball
Nova played it past Phil Bardsley
A superb sliding tackle from Colback to dispossess Nova
Corner-kick to GRcade
90+6 min Full Time 3 : 2
teh bork stepped up and drifted the corner in
Onuoha tried to head the ball behind
Corner
Full time
Welbeck might've won the game for Sunderland

Match overview / stats
Player ratings / stats

Goal Highlights

14/11 - League Table

[man-eater chimp]

I like how we're in 7th with a goal difference of minus 7

[Red Devil]

Should've scored

Welbeck

The defending for Sunderland's two goals

[Spindash]

"Today's Pirates line up [...] number 3, Spindash"



Another assist. Consistent quality on the left flank.

[Dark Ritual]

Our defense

[Cuttooth]

15/11 - teh bork has suffered a lower back stress fracture and will likely miss a month of football.

16/11 - Benzin was selected in the Premier League Team of the Week first eleven.






Caliban is out for 4 days after getting a dead leg during Ireland's match against Norway.




19/11 -




He's trying to hide his feelings.

[The People's ElboReformat]

Zenigame taking it easy on El Boat of Goat while waiting to be recalled to the first team:


"WTF? Where are her tits?"

[melatonin]

But I'm... I'm a playmaker! Look at all those completed passes! I passed the ball which let another guy pass the ball which lead to a goal!

Don't tase me bro!

[Memento Mori]

So internationally I'm undefeated in goal.

[andretmzt]

Thats because you don't have clowns for defenders

[Red Devil]

Yeah, BOHero, Caliban and Corazon are rubbish.

[man-eater chimp]

Am I the only person who's noticed that Scotland drew with the Faroe Islands. At home.

[Corazon de Leon]

Yeah, BOHero, Caliban and Corazon are rubbish.

I've consistently been the best centre back whenever I've played. strawberry float you.

[Cosmo]

Bork