GRcade Pirates FC IV - Stoke, Wolves, Sunderland p80

[CaptainCalcium]

Christ, Im away one day and I miss everything.

Just finished reading through the thread, happy with my results so far, especially against Arsenal. Would like to see a few more games. Also, can you PM me my stats screen Cutty? Cheers

Also, what was that guys? Terrible result.

[Cuttooth]

27/10 - West Ham United vs. GRcade Pirates League Cup Fourth Round

Line up

5 min Corner 0 : 0
man-eater chimp ran with the ball
Noble executed a good sliding tackle on man-eater chimp
Mark Noble played it past man-eater chimp
Mark Noble came forward
BTB slid in on Noble to perform an excellent tackle
Corner
8 min Corner 0 : 0
Piquionne came forward
puppetBoy slid in on Piquionne to perform an excellent tackle
Noble nicked the ball from the toes of BTB
Noble advanced with the ball
Noble passed along the floor for Ba to move onto in the area
Ba had a great chance but blackoutHERO made the last ditch tackle!
Corner-kick to West Ham
10 min Nova Chance 0 : 0
Nova took the play inside
Nova kept the ball moving
Nova got free of any defenders
Nova did well to take the ball into the penalty area
Nova attempted a thunderous drive!
But Nova put it narrowly over
11 min Corner 0 : 0
Faubert crossed the ball low from the right
BTB knocked it behind for the corner
Noble aimed the corner at the far post
puppetBoy tried to head the ball behind
Count Nood couldn't reach the header
Corner-kick
15 min Green Save 0 : 0
man-eater chimp played the ball to blackoutHERO's feet
blackoutHERO moved forward with the ball
blackoutHERO played the ball forward
Cosmo got free of any defenders
Cosmo did well to take the ball into the penalty area
Green managed to turn it over his bar!
Corner
16 min man-eater chimp Chance 0 : 0
Stu moved forward with the ball
Stu sprayed the ball out right for puppetBoy
puppetBoy kept the ball moving
puppetBoy tried to find man-eater chimp with a pass to feet
man-eater chimp tried to come through on the inside
Vicious shot by man-eater chimp for the top corner
But man-eater chimp sent the ball high into the stands
18 min Noble Goal 1 : 0
A freekick was awarded
Stu backed into and fouled Stanislas
Noble volleyed the ball back to Wayne Bridge
Bridge came forward
Wayne Bridge played the ball ahead looking for Ilunga
Ilunga moved forward with the ball
Ilunga played the ball to Noble's feet
Noble moved forward with the ball
Noble blasted a banana shot from outside of the area
NOBLE SCORED FOR WEST HAM!!
It was struck from all of 30 yards
NOBLE SCORED A STUNNING STRIKE
20 min Kick Off 1 : 0
GRcade Kicked Off
28 min Obinna Goal 2 : 0
Stanislas moved forward with the ball
Stanislas played the one-two with Ba
Stanislas ran with the ball
Stu brought the ball forward
The ball was played all the way back to andretmzt
Corner
Noble swung the corner into the box
Caliban headed the ball
Corner-kick to West Ham
Noble aimed the corner for the near post
The ball went out for a throw-in
The throw-in was taken by man-eater chimp
Noble out-jumped Nova
Noble headed the ball on
Piquionne came forward
andretmzt got up to tip it over
Corner
Noble aimed the corner at the far post
Count Nood got to the ball first
Count Nood made the clearance
Mark Noble did well to spot and intercept the pass
Mark Noble curled it first time to the near post
Stu closed in and intercepted the ball
Stu headed the ball clear
Faubert made it first to the ball and intercepted
Faubert took the ball forward
Faubert exchanged passes with Mark Noble
Julien Faubert took the ball forward
Faubert put the ball into the six yard box
Ba lost his man and found himself with plenty of room
Ba got up to head at goal
Held by andretmzt
He should never have missed that one
andretmzt played the ball ahead looking for Stu
Stu came forward
Stu looked to play the ball long to Cosmo
Cosmo took the ball forward
GRcade had a chance to launch a counter attack
Cosmo moved forward with the ball
An inch perfect tackle from Faubert, winning the ball from Cosmo
Faubert seemed really up for the fight
Stu knocked it down the line for Nova
Nova moved forward with the ball
Daniel Gabbidon passed it left to Ilunga
Ilunga came forward
Ilunga played it back to the keeper
Green kept the ball moving
Robert Green laid it forward to Gabbidon
Gabbidon advanced with the ball
Daniel Gabbidon passed it left to Ilunga
Ilunga moved forward with the ball
Hérita Ilunga passed along the floor for Noble to pick it up
Noble kept the ball moving
Noble hit it forward to Piquionne
Piquionne kept the ball moving
Piquionne passed along the floor for Ba to pick it up
Ba took the ball forward
Ba tried to find Noble with a pass to feet
Noble took the ball forward
Noble played a one-two with Obinna
Noble with the ball for West Ham
Mark Noble played the ball back to Parker
Parker came forward
Parker hit it forward to Stanislas
Stanislas continued into the box
Stanislas had space to move into
Stanislas used his skill to go past Stu
Stanislas centred the ball
Obinna dived and got his head onto the ball
OBINNA SCORED FOR WEST HAM!!
29 min Kick Off 2 : 0
GRcade got the game underway
31 min Corner 2 : 0
man-eater chimp moved across to take his side's throw-in
PatSharpsMullet fed the ball first time out right for man-eater chimp
man-eater chimp kept the ball moving
man-eater chimp centred the ball
Faubert tried to head the ball behind
Corner-kick to GRcade
32 min Noble Chance 2 : 0
Frédéric Piquionne laid it left to Ba
Ba moved the ball first time to his left for Wayne Bridge
Bridge crossed the halfway line with the ball
Bridge played the ball to Noble's feet
Noble ran with the ball
It went just wide by Noble
34 min Noble Chance 2 : 0
Ba took the play over the halfway line
Demba Ba looked for Piquionne
Frédéric Piquionne advanced with the ball
Piquionne passed it through low to Noble
Noble tackled Caliban
But Noble couldn't connect cleanly and sent the shot wide
35 min Gabbidon Block 2 : 0
Stu took the ball forward
Stu passed right to BTB
BTB tried to hold up the play
BTB tried to find Nova with a forward pass to feet
Nova ran with the ball
Daniel Gabbidon did well to avert the danger
38 min Corner 2 : 0
Ilunga brought the ball forward
Excellent sliding tackle from Stu, easily dispossessing Ilunga
Obinna showed great composure in intercepted the ball
Obinna brought the ball into the area
Obinna hit a fierce shot
Corner-kick
41 min Comment 2 : 0
Ba played the ball past andretmzt
Ba laid the ball off...
Junior Stanislas got past blackoutHERO
Stanislas centred the ball
Corner
45 min Added Time 2 : 0
Caliban headed the ball clear
Scott Parker made a great interception
Parker with the ball for West Ham
Parker tried to find Noble with pass to the left
From way out, Noble hit the ball low towards goal
Corner-kick
One minute of injury time will be played
45+1 min Noble Injury 2 : 0
Cosmo cleared the ball
Noble cut out the pass
Noble exchanged passes with Obinna
Mark Noble advanced with the ball
man-eater chimp made a good sliding challenge on Mark Noble
Corner-kick to West Ham
Noble was forced to come off through injury
Noble was injured in a challenge with man-eater chimp
45+1 min Substitution 2 : 0
GRcade made a half time change, introducing Preezy in place of Count Nood
46 min Kick Off 2 : 0
GRcade got the game underway
Preezy half volleyed the ball back 25 yards towards Caliban
Caliban looked to play the ball out of defence
Caliban found blackoutHERO with a low pass left
blackoutHERO came forward
blackoutHERO moved the ball forward for puppetBoy
puppetBoy jinked past Parker
puppetBoy took the ball forward
Freekick to GRcade
puppetBoy was tripped by Parker
Parker was in need of treatment on the sidelines
49 min Comment 2 : 0
Kieron Dyer played a good ball for Piquionne
Ba picked up Piquionne's excellent ball
Space opened up for Demba Ba
Demba Ba brought the ball inside the box
Ba was in a dangerous position
Ba attempted to hit it in low
But Ba put it wide
He was disappointed with that glaring miss
Goal kick for GRcade
andretmzt took the goal kick
Daniel Gabbidon got up above Nova and cleared the ball
blackoutHERO made it first to the ball and intercepted
blackoutHERO got in and cleared the danger
Stanislas made it first to the ball and intercepted
Stanislas showed Stu a clean set of heels
Stanislas came forward
Stanislas put the ball into the six yard box
Demba Ba lost his man and found himself with plenty of room
Ba got free of any defenders
That should have been a goal
Goal kick
GRcade were under heavy pressure
53 min Parker Chance 2 : 0
Demba Ba took the ball forward
Ba exchanged passes with Kieron Dyer
Ba came forward
Ba tried to find Parker with a pass to feet
Parker advanced with the ball
Parker smashed the ball towards the top corner
It went just wide by Scott Parker
55 min Parker Yellow Card 2 : 0
A freekick was awarded to GRcade
puppetBoy was tripped by Parker
The referee reached into his pocket and showed a yellow card to Scott Parker
puppetBoy played the ball to Caliban's feet
Caliban ran with the ball
Caliban hit a 20 yard ball ahead of PatSharpsMullet
PatSharpsMullet unleashed a fierce drive high at goal
The assistant referee raised his flag...
PatSharpsMullet was offside
Freekick to West Ham
Green played it up towards Wayne Bridge
Bridge with the ball for West Ham
Bridge laid it forward to Obinna
Obinna came forward
Obinna and Parker exchanged passes
Obinna ran with the ball
Victor Obinna played a good ball for Ba
Ba took the ball forward
andretmzt gathered the ball safely
57 min Piquionne Chance 2 : 0
Ba laid it left to Piquionne
Piquionne took the ball forward
He continued to bring the ball forward unchallenged
Piquionne brought the ball into the area
Piquionne advanced on the keeper
But Piquionne couldn't direct it goalwards
65 min Ba Injury 2 : 0
Obinna took the ball out of his own half
Obinna played a superb ball for Ba
Ba looked to catch the opposition defence out
Ba moved in on goal
But that was well over from Ba
Goal kick
The goal kick was quickly taken by andretmzt
Preezy tried to get onto the pass
Preezy laid it left first time to Cosmo
Cosmo took the ball forward
West Ham were inviting Cosmo onto them
Cosmo advanced with the ball
Cosmo was allowed space to run with the ball
Stanislas cleared the ball
Demba Ba ran with the ball
blackoutHERO was penalised for a trip on Ba
Free kick to West Ham
Ba was in need of the physio's attention
Ba was injured in a challenge with blackoutHERO
66 min Substitution 2 : 0
GRcade looked to make a couple of changes
PatSharpsMullet jogged off and was replaced by Custard
teh bork came on for Caliban
69 min Cosmo Chance 2 : 0
Double substitution made by West Ham
Ba applauded the fans and was replaced by Reid
Obinna headed off the pitch to be replaced by Cole
BTB whipped in the freekick
Stu came forward
Stu passed down the line for Cosmo
Cosmo took the play inside
Cosmo advanced with the ball
Cosmo hit a right footed piledriver
But it went just over the bar
The ball went out for a goal kick to West Ham
Green hit a 35 yard ball forward to Reid
Reid with the ball for West Ham
Winston Reid exchanged passes with Gabbidon
The ball was played all the way back to Green
Green took the ball forward
Green cleared the ball
Frédéric Piquionne went after the ball
teh bork jumped above Piquionne
teh bork got his head to the ball
Ilunga headed the ball to Kieron Dyer
Kieron Dyer ran with the ball
Kieron Dyer played the ball to Piquionne's feet
Frédéric Piquionne ran with the ball
Piquionne passed to Cole
Carlton Cole kept the ball moving
Cole exchanged passes with Scott Parker
Cole took the ball forward
Faubert picked up Cole's excellent ball
Faubert got into the box
Stu slide tackled Faubert
Corner
Junior Stanislas looked to send a hanging ball over from the corner
puppetBoy headed the ball clear
Faubert made a great interception
Faubert kept the ball moving
Faubert angled the ball out right for Stanislas
Stanislas curled it first time to the near post
Corner
74 min andretmzt Save 2 : 0
Frédéric Piquionne advanced with the ball
Piquionne got free of any defenders
Piquionne bore down on goal
andretmzt saved but could not hold onto it
man-eater chimp ran with the ball
man-eater chimp tried to put the ball behind
Corner
Stanislas swung the corner into the box
andretmzt easily caught the ball
andretmzt hit a 20 yard ball right to man-eater chimp
man-eater chimp ran with the ball
man-eater chimp found Preezy with a low forward pass
Preezy ran with the ball
Preezy hit a 25 yard ball forward to Nova
puppetBoy ran with the ball
puppetBoy looked to drive the ball into the path of Cosmo
Cosmo ran with the ball
Ilunga put the ball out for a throw in
The throw-in was taken by Stu
Reid leapt to head the ball clear
Cole brought the ball forward
Carlton Cole looked for Julien Faubert
Faubert kept the ball moving
Faubert hit a 25 yard ball forward to Frédéric Piquionne
Frédéric Piquionne advanced with the ball
Piquionne looked to drive the ball into the path of Stanislas
Stanislas took the ball forward
Stanislas was allowed to continue his run
Stanislas moved forward with the ball
Stanislas passed back to Wayne Bridge
Wayne Bridge came forward
Bridge put a low cross in to the near post
Corner-kick
80 min Cole Chance 2 : 0
puppetBoy removed the danger
Freekick was given
Piquionne was clearly impeded by teh bork
Reid whipped in the freekick
Carlton Cole moved forward with the ball
Cole tried to curl one in from long range
But Cole couldn't direct it goalwards
87 min Corner 2 : 0
Bridge played the ball long
Cole came forward
Cole fed the ball right to Faubert
Faubert advanced with the ball
Julien Faubert tried to get the cross in from the right to the far post
Corner
89 min andretmzt Save 2 : 0
Piquionne ran with the ball
Piquionne hit the ball back 20 yards towards Wayne Bridge
Wayne Bridge curled it first time in to the far post
The head of Faubert met the ball
andretmzt saved and held onto the ball
90+3 min Added Time 2 : 0
Frédéric Piquionne was allowed to continue his run
Piquionne took the play inside
Piquionne found Parker with a low pass right
Scott Parker passed to Dyer
Dyer ran with the ball
Dyer aimed for the top corner
Kieron Dyer sent the ball high and wide of the goal
Goal kick
3 minutes of added time were to be played

Match overview / stats
Player ratings / stats

Goal Highlights

Right now - Cuttooth spotted breaking open bottle of wine...

[Memento Mori]

Clearly we need to have talks with our defenders, they just aren't performing.

[melatonin]

One in particular.

[Starbreaker]

One in particular.

MY WIFE LEFT ME.

[Cuttooth]

Someone has been rested for the match against Chelsea.

[jamcc]

Go on Chelsea.

[Spindash]

With a run in the first team looking further away than ever, dynamic left-back Spindash makes the most of his spare time by creating a special dish for captain Stu.

[Dark Ritual]

Unlucky Andre. Goalkeepers unite against our defence!

[melatonin]

One in particular.

MY WIFE LEFT ME.

Oh how the mighty have fallen. Laughter! Laughter and mockery is all you'll hear from me!

...from the bench.

[Starbreaker]

This really is annoying. Fantastic start to the season and then baulking like a girl immediately after.


I'm Laurent strawberry floating Koscielny.

[andretmzt]

Unlucky Andre. Goalkeepers unite against our defence!

[Cuttooth]

30/10 - GRcade Pirates vs. Chelsea

Line up

1 min Kick Off 0 : 0
GRcade got the game underway
3 min Memento Mori Save 0 : 0
Corazon de Leon put the ball out for a throw in
David Luiz threw the ball back into play
blackoutHERO lost out to Didier Drogba
Drogba rifled in a half volley
Memento Mori pushed it away
Terry pounced on the rebound
Terry laid it back first time to David Luiz
David Luiz kept the ball moving
David Luiz bent a shot in at goal
Corner-kick to Chelsea
8 min Memento Mori Save 0 : 0
Essien came forward
Michael Essien fed the ball right to Bosingwa
Bosingwa advanced down the right
Malouda ran up to try an out-swinging ball from the corner
Frank Lampard got his head to the ball
Frank Lampard sent his header over the bar
The ball went out for a goal kick to GRcade
The goal kick was taken by Memento Mori
Roonmastor tried to get onto the pass
Alex got well above Roonmastor to win the ball
Alex got up to head the ball clear
Drogba ran with the ball
Drogba moved the ball back for Essien
Essien kept the ball moving
Michael Essien passed to Lampard
Lampard came forward
Lampard passed back to David Luiz
David Luiz sprayed it left first time to Cole
Ashley Cole came forward
Cole played the ball ahead looking for Fernando Torres
Torres passed back to Frank Lampard
Lampard brought the ball forward
Frank Lampard played the ball left to Cole's feet
Cole delayed playing the ball
Cole ran with the ball
Cole tried to find Torres with a pass to feet
Fernando Torres came forward
Torres picked out Malouda with a lovely pass
Malouda found himself in some space
Malouda drives the ball in low
Memento Mori did brilliantly to parry it
14 min Memento Mori Save 0 : 0
Fernando Torres got into the box
Torres found himself in some space
Torres brought the ball inside the box
Memento Mori did well to parry it
Spindash came forward
Spindash fed the ball forward to Cosmo
Cosmo came forward
Cosmo played the ball forward
However, Alex anticipated and intercepted the pass
Alex came forward
Alex hoofed the ball clear
Spindash intercepted the pass
Spindash came forward
Spindash exchanged passes with Cosmo
Spindash with the ball for GRcade
Spindash played the ball down the line for Kanbei
Kanbei brought the ball forward
Kanbei passed back for Count Nood
Count Nood cut infield with the ball
Count Nood ran with the ball
Count Nood played the ball to Hank Scorpio's feet
With his first touch, Hank Scorpio found the run of Roonmastor with a low forward pass
Roonmastor moved forward with the ball
Petr Cech did brilliantly to turn it round the post
teh bork ran up to try an out-swinging ball from the corner
Freekick was given to Chelsea
blackoutHERO shoved Torres to the fury of the Chelsea fans
Petr Cech hit a first time 30 yard ball forward to Cole
Ashley Cole brought the ball out of defence
Cole kept the ball moving
Ashley Cole looked for Essien in front of him
Essien brought the ball forward
Essien hit it forward to Malouda
Florent Malouda advanced with the ball
Malouda passed it down the left to Torres
Torres kept the ball moving
He continued to bring the ball forward unchallenged
Torres took the ball right to the byline
teh bork cleanly tackled the ball
Corner
18 min Lampard Goal 0 : 1
Malouda ran up to try an out-swinging ball from the corner
The referee had no hesitation in pointing to the spot
Count Nood was adjudged to have pushed Lampard
It looked a harsh decision
Lampard ran up to hit the penalty
FRANK LAMPARD SCORED FOR CHELSEA!!
20 min Kick Off 0 : 1
GRcade got the action underway
21 min Memento Mori Save 0 : 1
Malouda came forward
Malouda passed along the floor for Torres to pick it up
Torres attempted to hit it in low
Memento Mori did brilliantly to parry it
Spindash with the ball for GRcade
Spindash played the ball to Cosmo's feet
Cosmo took the ball forward
Cosmo lofted the ball forward
Alex intercepted the pass
Alex crossed the halfway line with the ball
Kanbei got across well to perfectly tackle the ball
Terry made a great interception
Terry tried to find David Luiz with a pass to feet
David Luiz came forward
David Luiz looked for Malouda
Malouda moved forward with the ball
Malouda tried to find Drogba with a pass to feet
Drogba moved the ball back first time to Essien
Essien kept the ball moving
Essien angled the ball out right for Bosingwa
Bosingwa with the ball for Chelsea
Bosingwa had space to move into
Bosingwa came forward
Bosingwa fed the ball to Malouda in the area
Malouda got past Spindash
An inch perfect tackle from Spindash, winning the ball from Malouda
Didier Drogba was furious that no penalty was given after Spindash's challenge!
Corner
23 min Comment 0 : 1
Corner taken by Cole
Didier Drogba jumped above Memento Mori
Didier Drogba headed the ball towards the goal
But it was ruled out!
John Terry couldn't believe the goal was disallowed
Chelsea will feel they had a good case for the goal to stand
25 min Torres Chance 0 : 1
Ashley Cole took the ball forward
Cole and Lampard exchanged passes
Cole came forward
Cole passed along the floor for Torres to pick it up
Torres cut inside
Fernando Torres tried a banana shot!
But Torres sent the ball wide of the mark
27 min Torres Chance 0 : 1
Cech scrambled the ball away
Corazon de Leon lost the ball to Drogba's tackle
Drogba took the ball forward
Drogba played a good ball for Torres
Fernando Torres ran with the ball
Torres sent the ball flying towards goal from distance
But Torres blazed it over the bar
30 min Hank Scorpio Warning 0 : 1
John Terry closed in and intercepted the ball
John Terry tried to find David Luiz with a pass to feet
Hank Scorpio succesfully won the ball from David Luiz
David Luiz picked up the loose ball
David Luiz ran with the ball
Hank Scorpio upended David Luiz by tripping him over
A freekick was awarded to Chelsea
Hank Scorpio was given a warning
35 min Torres Chance 0 : 1
Terry rose above Roonmastor to clear the ball
Malouda came forward
Malouda knocked it down the line for Torres
Fernando Torres skipped past the challenge of teh bork
Torres ran with the ball
Torres lined up the shot from the angle
Fernando Torres hit the side netting
39 min Drogba Goal 0 : 2
Kanbei stuck out his leg to bring down David Luiz
Freekick was given
Bosingwa exchanged passes with Lampard
Bosingwa advanced with the ball
José Bosingwa fed the ball forward to Essien
Michael Essien passed left first time to Drogba
Drogba played the one-two with Florent Malouda
Drogba moved inside the penalty area
DIDIER DROGBA SCORED FOR CHELSEA!!
41 min Kick Off 0 : 2
GRcade Kicked Off
Kanbei volleyed the ball back to blackoutHERO
blackoutHERO with the ball for GRcade
blackoutHERO fed the ball right to teh bork
teh bork put his foot on the ball
teh bork looked for mad dwarfer
mad dwarfer brought the ball forward
mad dwarfer played a wonderful ball for Roonmastor
Roonmastor continued into the penalty area
Roonmastor drives the ball in low
Cech did well to turn the ball round the post
45 min Added Time 0 : 2
One minute of injury time will be played
Hank Scorpio looked for Corazon de Leon
Corazon de Leon advanced with the ball
Corazon de Leon passed the ball into the area looking for Kanbei
Fernando Torres showed great composure in intercepted the ball
Fernando Torres played the ball right first time to Essien's feet
Essien ran with the ball
Essien hit it forward to Torres
Fernando Torres looked for Bosingwa
Bosingwa got past Spindash
Bosingwa put a low cross in to the near post
The ball evaded Corazon de Leon
Drogba picked up the loose ball
45+1 min Substitution 0 : 2
melatonin replaced Cosmo at half time
46 min Kick Off 0 : 2
Chelsea got the game underway
54 min Comment 0 : 2
Kanbei came forward
Kanbei was in a dangerous position
Kanbei got into the area
Petr Cech pushed it away
Cole came forward
Cole moved the ball right for Cech
Cech put the ball out for a throw in
mad dwarfer moved across to take his side's throw-in
Roonmastor took the ball past John Terry
Excellent sliding tackle from Ashley Cole, easily dispossessing Roonmastor
Corner-kick
teh bork looked to send a hanging ball over from the corner
Ince headed clear the danger
Spindash read the game well to intercept the ball
Spindash played a nice pass for melatonin
Spindash was playing with real fire in his belly
melatonin took the ball forward
Chelsea were backing off melatonin
melatonin tried to come through on the inside
melatonin looked for Count Nood to his right
Count Nood passed first time to Spindash down the left side
Spindash kept the ball moving
Spindash crossed to the near post from the left
Petr Cech played the ball ahead looking for Bosingwa
Bosingwa brought the ball down the right wing
Bosingwa brought the ball forward
Bosingwa tried to find Alex with a pass to feet
Alex came forward
Alex tried to find Essien with a forward pass to feet
Essien moved the ball first time to his left for Ince
Ince laid it forward first time to Malouda
Malouda ran with the ball
Malouda looked for Drogba
Didier Drogba advanced down the right
Drogba laid it wide right to Bosingwa
Bosingwa kept the ball moving
GRcade were inviting Bosingwa onto them
Bosingwa squared the ball from the right
blackoutHERO got his head to the ball
Corner-kick to Chelsea
Malouda ran up to try an out-swinging ball from the corner
Corazon de Leon got in and cleared the danger
Alex did well to pick out and intercept that pass
Alex came forward
Alex passed to Malouda
Malouda laid it back first time to Essien
Essien took the ball forward
Essien laid it left to Lampard
Lampard tried a banana shot!
Memento Mori did brilliantly to turn the ball behind
Malouda stepped up and drifted the corner in
John Terry out-jumped melatonin
John Terry headed the ball towards the goal
But John Terry couldn't keep the header down and it flew well over
Goal kick for GRcade
The goal kick was taken by Memento Mori
Roonmastor tried to get onto the pass
Lampard nodded the ball to Drogba
Drogba played a one-two with Essien
Drogba looked for Michael Essien
Ince with the ball for Chelsea
Ince passed to Lampard
Lampard moved the ball back first time to Terry
Terry played the ball forward
Torres came forward
Torres got past teh bork
Torres put the ball into the six yard box
Corazon de Leon lost the ball to Malouda
Drogba was first to the rebound
Drogba drove the ball low towards the goal!
Memento Mori did well to turn the ball away
blackoutHERO ran with the ball
Spindash put the ball out for a throw in
The throw-in was taken by Cole
Fernando Torres took the ball past teh bork
Torres brought the ball inside
Torres was allowed to continue his run
teh bork got across well to perfectly tackle the ball
Corazon de Leon looked for Count Nood
Count Nood cleared the ball
Roonmastor came forward
A freekick was awarded to GRcade
Roonmastor was tripped by Terry
Terry received a yellow card
mad dwarfer played the ball long
Kanbei climbed above Alex
Kanbei headed the ball out right to Roonmastor
It was headed back to the keeper by Ince
Cech caught the ball cleanly
Cech hit it forward to Cole
Ashley Cole used the left-hand channel
Cole looked for Lampard in front of him
Lampard laid it right first time to Ince
Ince ran with the ball
Ince hit it forward to Torres
Torres ran with the ball
GRcade were inviting Torres onto them
Torres used his skill to go past teh bork
Fernando Torres advanced with the ball
Fernando Torres smashed the ball towards the top corner
But Torres only found the side netting
It would have been a great solo goal by Torres
The ball went out for a goal kick to GRcade
Chelsea were taking the game to GRcade
55 min Substitution 0 : 2
GRcade made a substitution
Count Nood made his way to the bench and was replaced by Nova
Spindash played the ball down the line for Roonmastor
Roonmastor with the ball for GRcade
Roonmastor tried to find mad dwarfer with a pass to feet
mad dwarfer took it down the right flank
mad dwarfer put the ball into the six yard box
Cech searched out Cole
Ashley Cole with the ball for Chelsea
Cole had space to move into
Ashley Cole played the ball forward
Torres moved out to the left wing
Torres kept the ball moving
Saved by Memento Mori
Memento Mori played the ball ahead looking for Spindash
Spindash brought the ball forward
Spindash looked for melatonin in front of him
melatonin brought the ball forward
melatonin passed forward to Nova
melatonin brought the ball over the halfway line
melatonin couldn't withstand Bosingwa's pressure
José Bosingwa brought the ball forward
José Bosingwa played the ball to Didier Drogba's feet
Didier Drogba came forward
Drogba fed the ball left to Lampard
Lampard came forward
Frank Lampard passed forward to Torres
teh bork cleared the ball from danger
Rohan Ince block tackled Nova
Essien laid it left first time to Frank Lampard
Lampard brought the ball forward
Lampard laid it forward to Torres
Torres ran with the ball
Corner
59 min Comment 0 : 2
Corner taken by Florent Malouda
Lampard won the ball in the air from Hank Scorpio
Lampard headed it across the goal
The ball was cleared off the line by Spindash
Florent Malouda showed great composure in intercepted the ball
Malouda ran with the ball
Florent Malouda centred the ball
Corazon de Leon removed the danger
Nova moved forward with the ball
GRcade had a chance to launch a counter attack
Nova brought the ball forward
Nova found teh bork with a low pass right
teh bork moved forward with the ball
teh bork tried to find mad dwarfer with a pass to feet
mad dwarfer passed to Hank Scorpio
Hank Scorpio half volleyed it ahead of Kanbei
Cole made the clearance
An excellent intervention by Cole
62 min Corner 0 : 2
Cole moved forward with the ball
Solid tackle from Cole, easily dispossessing mad dwarfer
mad dwarfer with the ball for GRcade
mad dwarfer cleared the ball
Cole volleys the ball across the left
Corner-kick to Chelsea
65 min Corner 0 : 2
mad dwarfer stuck out his leg to bring down Torres
Freekick to Chelsea
Frank Lampard hit the ball back 30 yards towards Torres
Torres came forward
Torres centred the ball
Corner
68 min Bosingwa Injury 0 : 2
José Bosingwa was in need of treatment on the sidelines
José Bosingwa was injured in a challenge with melatonin
69 min Substitution 0 : 2
Chelsea brought a fresh face into the game
Terry came off to be replaced by Bruma
72 min Spindash Injury 0 : 2
A freekick was awarded
Lampard tripped Spindash
The referee showed Lampard a yellow card
Spindash lofted the ball forward
Kanbei cushioned a headed pass to Nova
Headed by Nova
Alex showed great composure in intercepted the ball
Alex took the ball forward
Alex laid it back to the keeper
Cech removed the danger
Lampard got above Spindash to win the ball
Lampard nodded the ball on
blackoutHERO made the clearance
melatonin tackled Lampard
melatonin fed the ball first time to Nova
Nova advanced with the ball
Chelsea were inviting Nova onto them
Alex could not stop Nova going past him
Nova crossed the ball low from the left
Cole headed the ball to safety
Corazon de Leon cut out the pass
Corazon de Leon ran at the heart of the Chelsea defence
Corazon de Leon kept the ball moving
Corazon de Leon hit the ball in search of Roonmastor's run
The assistant referee raised his flag as Kanbei was offside
Freekick was given
Spindash had to go off injured
Spindash was injured in a challenge with Frank Lampard
76 min Corazon de Leon Yellow Card 0 : 2
Substitution by Chelsea
Torres came off to be replaced by Anelka
GRcade brought a fresh pair of legs on
Zenigame replaced the injured Spindash
Cech half volleyed it forward to Bruma
Bruma kept the ball moving
Bruma and Nicolas Anelka exchanged passes
Bruma was to the right of his own area
Jeffrey Bruma played a one-two with Anelka
Jeffrey Bruma ran with the ball
Bruma passed along the floor for Frank Lampard to pick it up
Lampard took the ball down the right of the field
Lampard played the ball upfield looking for the run of Drogba
Drogba blocked blackoutHERO in a good, clean tackle
Didier Drogba got free of any defenders
Didier Drogba came forward
Corazon de Leon upended Drogba by tripping him over
Freekick was given
The referee reached into his pocket and showed a yellow card to Corazon de Leon
80 min Malouda Chance 0 : 2
teh bork put the ball into the six yard box
Essien with the ball for Chelsea
Essien looked to play the ball long to Malouda
Malouda went by the challenge of mad dwarfer
Malouda brought the ball into the area
Malouda shot for the top corner
But Malouda put it wide
It would have been a great goal by Malouda
90 min Alex Chance 0 : 2
Lee Probert gave Chelsea a free kick
Malouda was tripped by blackoutHERO
blackoutHERO was shown a yellow card
Cole played the ball forward
The ball evaded teh bork
Didier Drogba ran with the ball
Drogba tried to find Malouda with a pass to feet
Memento Mori managed to get a hand to it and turn it behind
Corner-kick
3 minutes of added time indicated
Malouda went across and took the corner
Alex climbed above melatonin
Alex headed it across the goal
But Alex only found the side netting
90+4 min Comment 0 : 2
Cole held up the ball
Cole came forward
Cole hit it right to Bosingwa
Lampard picked up Bosingwa's good ball
Lampard kept the ball moving
Lampard bent it from long range
The ball went sailing over the crossbar
Goal kick

Match overview / stats
Player ratings / stats

Goal Highlights

1/11 - Memento Mori comes second in the October Young Player of the Month award. Rafael and Danny Welbeck came first and third.
Jermain Defoe's goal against GRcade is the third best Goal of the Month.

[Corazon de Leon]

This really is annoying. Fantastic start to the season and then baulking like a girl immediately after.


I'm Laurent strawberry floating Koscielny.

Why you're getting games over me is a complete mystery.

[Dark Ritual]

Torres still doesn't score.

[Corazon de Leon]

Spinny and I stepped in and were the best two defenders. Sort it aht Cutty!

[Memento Mori]

Man of the match.

The overall game statistics are pretty poor for us though.

1/11 - Memento Mori comes second in the October Young Player of the Month award. Rafael and Danny Welbeck came first and third.
Jermain Defoe's goal against GRcade is the third best Goal of the Month.

That's what I'm talking about.

[The People's ElboReformat]

Spinny and I stepped in and were the best two defenders. Sort it aht Cutty!

Spinny got crippled. Then the real best player came on.

(I'm talking about me btw)

[Spindash]

An inch perfect tackle from Spindash, winning the ball from Malouda
Didier Drogba was furious that no penalty was given after Spindash's challenge!

Spindash read the game well to intercept the ball
Spindash played a nice pass for melatonin
Spindash was playing with real fire in his belly

59 min Comment 0 : 2
Corner taken by Florent Malouda
Lampard won the ball in the air from Hank Scorpio
Lampard headed it across the goal
The ball was cleared off the line by Spindash

Access denied.

Spindash had to go off injured
Spindash was injured in a challenge with Frank Lampard

Cut down in my prime. Lampard

Spinny and I stepped in and were the best two defenders. Sort it aht Cutty!

o/

[Corazon de Leon]

I know Spinny got crippled but he was good for 74 minutes. Clearly I was fantastic though, despite getting a necessary yellow card. I demand a run in the team. I demand it.