GRcade Pirates FC IV - Stoke, Wolves, Sunderland p80

[Dark Ritual]

Local team secured a playoff place to have a chance at making Conference N/S. Nice.

[Spindash]

Local team secured a playoff place to have a chance at making Conference N/S. Nice.

The Pirates' result should be the only one you look for.

[Cuttooth]

23/10 - GRcade Pirates vs. Manchester United

Line up

1 min Kick Off 0 : 0
Man Utd got the game underway
2 min Rooney Goal 0 : 1
Count Nood held back Carrick
Rafael played the ball forward
man-eater chimp got up above Giggs and cleared the ball
Scholes cut out the pass
Scholes looked for Carrick in front of him with a first time pass
Carrick came forward
Michael Carrick passed it ahead of Nani
Good play by Rooney in making himself some space
Rooney lined up the shot from the angle
ROONEY SCORED FOR MAN UTD!!
3 min Kick Off 0 : 1
GRcade Kicked Off
8 min Cosmo Chance 0 : 1
mad dwarfer passed left to Count Nood
Count Nood passed forward first time to Kanbei
Kanbei moved in on goal
Kuszczak pushed it away
Cosmo hit the side netting
11 min Corner 0 : 1
Wayne Rooney tried to get onto the pass
Caliban shoved Rooney to the fury of the Man Utd fans
A freekick was awarded to Man Utd
The freekick was quickly taken by Giggs
Nani tried to curl one in from long range
Corner
14 min Memento Mori Save 0 : 1
Paul Scholes with the ball for Man Utd
A freekick was awarded
Scholes was tripped by SpaceJebus
Nani flighted in the free kick
Memento Mori gathered the ball safely
17 min Berbatov Goal 0 : 2
A freekick was awarded
Nani was tripped by Stu
Mr Marriner reached into his pocket and showed a yellow card to Stu
Rafael played the ball forward
Dimitar Berbatov went after the ball
Giggs jumped above man-eater chimp
Giggs headed the ball out right to Michael Carrick
Rafael dispossessed Cosmo
Rafael kept the ball moving
Rafael looked for Nani
Nani curled it first time to the near post
Memento Mori played it up towards Stu
Stu came forward
Stu cleared the ball
Rio Ferdinand headed clear the danger
mad dwarfer got to the ball first
mad dwarfer moved forward with the ball
mad dwarfer ran at the heart of the Man Utd defence
Carrick passed right
First time to Nani...
Nani strode forward in the rain
Nani exchanged passes with Nemanja Vidic
Nani dribbled past SpaceJebus
Nani took the ball forward
Berbatov picked up Nani's good ball
Berbatov attempted to hit it in low
BERBATOV SCORED FOR MAN UTD!!
Nani's superb contribution made the goal
19 min Kick Off 0 : 2
GRcade got the action underway
21 min Berbatov Goal 0 : 3
Rio Ferdinand laid it forward to Paul Scholes
Paul Scholes came forward
Scholes hit it forward to Ryan Giggs
Giggs kept the ball moving
GRcade were inviting Ryan Giggs onto them
Ryan Giggs moved forward with the ball
Giggs centred the ball
Berbatov unleashed a volley at goal
THAT WAS HIS SECOND
Man Utd scored their second in quick succession
22 min Kick Off 0 : 3
GRcade Kicked Off
28 min Rooney Chance 0 : 3
Scholes tried to find Carrick with a pass to feet
Michael Carrick passed first time to Nani down the right side
Nani took the ball past Stu
Nani tried to find Rooney with pass to the left
Wayne Rooney came forward
Rooney aimed for the top corner
But it went high and wide
31 min Berbatov Goal 0 : 4
Freekick was given to Man Utd
mad dwarfer backed into and fouled Scholes
It looked a harsh decision
Ryan Giggs whipped in the freekick
Nani moved forward with the ball
Nani struck a long range piledriver!
But Nani scooped it over the bar
Goal kick
Memento Mori lifted the goal kick upfield
Kanbei went after the ball
Scholes headed the ball to Berbatov
Berbatov brought the ball forward
Dimitar Berbatov moved the ball left for Evra
Patrice Evra came forward
Evra passed to Giggs
Giggs brought the ball forward
Giggs hit a 25 yard ball ahead of Berbatov
Caliban made the clearance
Ryan Giggs knocked it down to Scholes with his head
Paul Scholes tried to find Berbatov with a first time pass into the area
Berbatov lost his man and found himself with plenty of room
HE CELEBRATED HIS HAT-TRICK
32 min Kick Off 0 : 4
GRcade Kicked Off
41 min Berbatov Chance 0 : 4
man-eater chimp tripped Giggs
Freekick was given
Ryan Giggs played the ball forward
Header by Berbatov
Memento Mori saved but could not hold onto it
Stu removed the danger
Berbatov thundered it off the bar
Count Nood got his head to the ball
Caliban failed to reach the ball
Corner-kick to Man Utd
45 min Added Time 0 : 4
Freekick was given
Kanbei was clearly impeded by Ferdinand
Stu played the ball forward
Vidic rose bravely above Caliban to win the ball
Vidic tried to head the ball behind
Corner
One minute of injury time will be played
45+1 min End Of First Half 0 : 4
A first half where Berbatov had run GRcade ragged came to an end
46 min Kick Off 0 : 4
GRcade got the game underway
49 min Red Devil Yellow Card 0 : 4
Rafael cleanly tackled the ball
The ball went out for a throw-in
The throw-in was taken by Kanbei
Stu kept the ball moving
Stu crossed the ball low and hard from the left
Corner-kick to GRcade
man-eater chimp swung the corner into the box
Header by Caliban
Caliban's header looked bound for goal, but it went just over
Goal kick for Man Utd
Kuszczak took the goal kick
Wayne Rooney tried to get onto the pass
Rooney got his head to the ball
Caliban intercepted the pass
Caliban tried to find Count Nood with a pass to feet
Count Nood with the ball for GRcade
Count Nood passed left to Stu
Stu tried to hold up the play
Stu played the one-two with Red Devil
Stu took the ball forward
Stu passed to Red Devil
Red Devil came forward
Red Devil played the ball forward
Vidic had the beating in the air of Kanbei
Vidic nodded the ball on
SpaceJebus intercepted the pass
SpaceJebus took the ball forward
Rooney was penalised for a trip on SpaceJebus
The referee gave GRcade a free kick
Rooney was shown a yellow card
Memento Mori sent over the freekick
Kanbei went after the ball
Ferdinand got up above Kanbei and cleared the ball
Berbatov played the ball to Rooney's feet
Rooney brought the ball forward
Rooney played the ball right to Nani's feet
Nani came forward
Nani played the ball to Carrick's feet
Carrick advanced with the ball
Carrick played a lovely ball for Rooney
Wayne Rooney brought the ball forward
Wayne Rooney had space to move into
Freekick to Man Utd
Rooney was tripped by Red Devil
Mr Marriner reached into his pocket and pulled out a yellow card for Red Devil
55 min Kuszczak Save 0 : 4
man-eater chimp and Caliban exchanged passes
man-eater chimp advanced with the ball
man-eater chimp lofted the ball 35 yards upfield
Kanbei kept the ball moving
Evra cleared the ball
Evra did well to avert the danger
Cosmo did well to pick out and intercept that pass
Cosmo with the ball for GRcade
Cosmo sprayed the ball out to the right wing
melatonin advanced with the ball
melatonin was allowed to continue his run
melatonin came forward
Evra put the ball behind
Corner
man-eater chimp lifted the corner into the area
Ferdinand had the beating in the air of melatonin and cleared
Stu made a great interception
Stu came forward
Stu played the ball to Red Devil's feet
Red Devil took the ball forward
Red Devil moved the ball back for Cosmo
Cosmo brought the play over the halfway line
Cosmo passed left to Stu
Stu with the ball for GRcade
Stu played a one-two with Red Devil
Stu brought the ball forward
Stu played a long ball
Tomasz Kuszczak easily caught the ball
Kuszczak played the ball ahead looking for Patrice Evra
Evra moved forward with the ball
Patrice Evra found Giggs with a low forward pass
Giggs ran with the ball
Giggs passed along the floor for Scholes to pick it up
Scholes squares the ball right first time to Carrick
Carrick passed instantly to Berbatov
Stu did well to spot and intercept the pass
Stu came forward
Stu played the ball forward
Space opened up for Cosmo
Cosmo continued into the box
Cosmo was allowed space to run with the ball
Kuszczak did well to parry it
Rafael sprayed it left first time to Giggs
Ryan Giggs came forward
Ryan Giggs was allowed space to run with the ball
Giggs looked for Scholes
Ryan Giggs came forward
Giggs was tripped by mad dwarfer
Freekick was given
mad dwarfer was in a lot of pain and had to go off
57 min Substitution 0 : 4
Double substitution made by GRcade
Preezy came on for the injured mad dwarfer
Kanbei came off to be replaced by Custard
61 min Corner 0 : 4
Scholes looked for Michael Carrick
Carrick advanced with the ball
Carrick played the ball upfield looking for the run of Nani
Nani played it past Stu
Nani put a low cross in to the near post
Corner-kick
64 min Kuszczak Save 0 : 4
GRcade had a chance to launch a counter attack
Custard kept the ball moving
Custard played a wonderful ball for Preezy
Preezy brought the ball inside
Carrick got in and cleared the danger
An excellent intervention by Carrick
Evra delayed playing the ball
Patrice Evra put the ball out for a throw in
man-eater chimp took the throw-in
Custard came forward on the wet surface
Custard passed to melatonin
Held by Kuszczak
66 min Giggs Warning 0 : 4
man-eater chimp ran with the ball
Freekick to GRcade
man-eater chimp was tripped by Ryan Giggs
Giggs received a lecture from Andre Marriner
69 min Substitution 0 : 4
Double substitution made by Man Utd
Brown received some final instructions and came on for Rafael
Nani applauded the fans and was replaced by Park Ji-Sung
70 min Corner 0 : 4
The throw-in was taken by man-eater chimp
Preezy tried to find man-eater chimp with a pass to feet
man-eater chimp ran with the ball
man-eater chimp fed the high ball forward
Evra intercepted the pass
Evra could only clear it behind his own goal
Corner
71 min Comment 0 : 4
man-eater chimp looked to send a hanging ball over from the corner
Nemanja Vidic got above Custard to clear the ball
It was well intercepted by Stu
Stu advanced with the ball
Stu struck a long range piledriver!
But he couldn't direct it goalwards
The ball went out for a goal kick to Man Utd
The GRcade fans began to exit the stadium
75 min Scholes Chance 0 : 4
Man Utd made a change to their side
Carrick headed off the pitch to be replaced by Anderson
Evra took the throw-in
Stu jumped with Anderson and cleared the ball
Evra got up above Preezy
Evra flicked the ball out right to Scholes
Scholes advanced with the ball
Scholes was close, with the ball skimming the top of the bar
77 min Substitution 0 : 4
Substitution by GRcade
blackoutHERO on for Red Devil
79 min blackoutHERO Warning 0 : 4
Headed by Ferdinand
A freekick was awarded to Man Utd
Berbatov was tripped by blackoutHERO
blackoutHERO was reprimanded by Andre Marriner
83 min Cosmo Yellow Card 0 : 4
Freekick to Man Utd
Brown was tripped by Cosmo
The referee reached into his pocket and showed a yellow card to Cosmo
85 min Cosmo Chance 0 : 4
Count Nood moved forward with the ball
Count Nood passed it right to melatonin
melatonin moved forward with the ball
melatonin looked for Cosmo to run onto his pass
Cosmo found himself with plenty of time
Cosmo sent the ball inches wide of the goal
90 min Added Time 0 : 4
2 minutes of added time were to be played
90+2 min Rooney Chance 0 : 4
Memento Mori restarted the game from the goal kick
Custard looked to latch onto it
Anderson got his head to the ball
Rooney found himself in some space
Rooney ran with the ball
Rooney hit the post
90+3 min Full Time 0 : 4
Full time
Berbatov had been sensational

Match overview / stats
Player ratings / stats

Goal Highlights

24/10 - League Table
- Roonmastor resumes full training

[Spindash]

What a coincidence that Red Devil and Kanbei were the two worst players. Should have picked me.

[melatonin]

90+4 min Caliban Injury 2 : 3
Caliban was in need of the physio's attention

[Cuttooth]

25/10 - jamcc has done his back in trying to lift weights in the the gym. Out for 4 weeks.

[Count Nood]

Dispatched the penalty like a pro.

[Spindash]

25/10 - jamcc has done his back in trying to lift weights in the the gym. Out for 4 weeks.

[Memento Mori]

Damn. When I let four goals in and I'm still the second best player, you know the team's got problems.

[The People's ElboReformat]

Haven't been in the team since the Plymouth game.

I better still be getting paid.

Zenigame headed the ball towards the goal
It was headed just wide by Zenigame

Did that on purpose. Couldn't face scoring against the Plymouth Pirates.

[andretmzt]

Cmon boss give me a game

[Red Devil]

Jam


That's a shame about the United result eh?

[Kanbei]

That's a shame about the United result eh?

I know, I'm really heartbroken

[man-eater chimp]

Damn. When I let four goals in and I'm still the second best player, you know the team's got problems.

I'm joint with you... and that's only as I had the most tackles in the game!

[Memento Mori]

Cmon boss give me a game

I think either andre or DR should take over from me for a few matches. Clearly I need a rest.

[Dark Ritual]

Needs more DR. #Ihopeconstantwhiningworks

[mad_dwarfer]

Am I properly injured now or was it just for the rest of that match?

[jamcc]

25/10 - jamcc has done his back in trying to lift weights in the the gym. Out for 4 weeks.

jamcc took the opportunity to hit the town and get some birds:

[Dark Ritual]

Cmon boss give me a game

I think either andre or DR should take over from me for a few matches. Clearly I need a rest.

[Starbreaker]

WHY AM I PLAYING SO BADLY