GRcade Pirates FC IV - Stoke, Wolves, Sunderland p80

[jamcc]

We lost but I was or highest rated player so I don't really care. B)

[Spindash]

We lost but I was or highest rated player so I don't really care. B)

I don't think someone with that attitude should play for the club again. Ever.

[jamcc]

I'm the new Balotelli. B)

[Cuttooth]

Caliban proving that megalomania can translate well into football management sims.

12/10 - International Round Ups

[Spindash]

Imperious left-back Spindash puts controversial luxury player jamcc in his place with a crunching tackle in training:

[Starbreaker]

Bite me, Cutty. See that?! Create a goal against Russia and then another solid performance a few days later. IT SEEMS MAYBE THERE THE MANAGER IS SUPPORTIVE OF HIS TALENTED PLAYERS.

*Flounces off*

EDIT: Besides, megalomania is delusional fantasies of wealth, power, or omnipotence. Has anyone seen my silken robe?

[Red Devil]

Bossing yet another international game.

[Cosmo]

First U21 cap

I'll be Germany captain in no time.

[jamcc]

Imperious left-back Spindash puts controversial luxury player jamcc in his place with a crunching tackle in training:

Mate I'm black. Have you not seen the replays?

[Nova]

Cannot get me a goal! I feel like Torres

[Kanbei]

I've been utterly shocking so far, apologies to my team mates

[jamcc]

Cannot get me a goal! I feel like Torres

Nah you're more of a Bendtner.

[Cuttooth]

17/10 - Bolton Wanderers vs. GRcade Pirates

Line up

1 min Kick Off 0 : 0
Bolton kicked off
6 min Count Nood Goal 0 : 1
Stu found Corazon de Leon with a low pass right
Corazon de Leon tried to find Count Nood with a pass to feet
Count Nood with the ball for GRcade
Count Nood fed the high ball forward
Space opened up for PatSharpsMullet
PatSharpsMullet came forward
The penalty was given
PatSharpsMullet was tripped by Robinson
Count Nood placed the ball down carefully
COUNT NOOD SCORED FOR GRCADE!!
7 min Kick Off 0 : 1
Bolton got the action underway
9 min Elmander Chance 0 : 1
Robinson headed the ball to Gardner
Gardner advanced with the ball
Gardner played a good ball for Johan Elmander
Elmander found himself in some space
Elmander moved in on goal
Elmander aimed for the top corner
But Elmander put it wide
A good chance went begging for Elmander
14 min Gardner Chance 0 : 1
Stuart Holden exchanged passes with Robinson
Stuart Holden came forward
Holden passed to Gardner down the left side
Gardner took the play inside
Gardner managed to get the ball into the area
The ball went clean over the bar
19 min Jääskeläinen Save 0 : 1
Kanbei put a low cross in to the near post
PatSharpsMullet moved forward with the ball
PatSharpsMullet half volleyed it on his left foot
Jussi Jääskeläinen pushed it away
25 min Corazon de Leon Goal 1 : 1
mad dwarfer passed to Count Nood
Count Nood ran with the ball
Count Nood played the ball forward
PatSharpsMullet's run continued into the box
Robinson made a rather wild clearance
Corner
PatSharpsMullet took the corner
Davies cleared the ball
PatSharpsMullet closed in and intercepted the ball
PatSharpsMullet came forward
PatSharpsMullet sent the ball into the area for mad dwarfer
mad dwarfer with the ball for GRcade
mad dwarfer blasted the ball towards the top corner
The goalkeeper felt safe to wave the ball wide
Goal kick
Jääskeläinen played it up towards Steinsson
Steinsson put his foot on the ball
Grétar Steinsson passed to Wheater
David Wheater came forward
Wheater played the ball down the right
Stu got up to head the ball clear
Chung-Yong Lee intercepted the pass
Chung-Yong Lee moved forward with the ball
Chung-Yong Lee and Davies exchanged passes
Chung-Yong Lee advanced with the ball
Chung-Yong Lee passed along the floor for Muamba to pick it up
Muamba came forward
Muamba played the ball to Steinsson's feet
Steinsson came forward
Steinsson squared the ball from the right
CORAZON DE LEON SCORED AN OWN GOAL!!
27 min Kick Off 1 : 1
GRcade got the action underway
33 min Kanbei Yellow Card 1 : 1
Kanbei upended Ricketts
Freekick to Bolton
The referee reached into his pocket and pulled out a yellow card for Kanbei
36 min Memento Mori Save 1 : 1
Davies advanced with the ball
Davies surged past Caliban!
Davies got into the area
It was no problem for Memento Mori
38 min Elmander Chance 1 : 1
Chung-Yong Lee hit a 25 yard ball forward to Elmander
Elmander ran with the ball
Elmander passed to Chung-Yong Lee
Chung-Yong Lee advanced with the ball
Perfectly timed sliding tackle by Stu
Corner-kick to Bolton
Chung-Yong Lee whipped in the corner
Elmander climbed above Cosmo
Elmander got his head to the ball
The ball went clean over the bar
42 min Memento Mori Save 1 : 1
Muamba played the ball upfield looking for the run of Davies
Davies went to the byline
Davies put the ball into the six yard box
Chung-Yong Lee got his head to the ball
Memento Mori blocked the shot
mad dwarfer cleared the ball
mad dwarfer did well to avert the danger
45 min Added Time 1 : 1
One minute of injury time will be played
45+1 min Substitution 1 : 1
Nova replaced PatSharpsMullet at half time
46 min Kick Off 1 : 1
GRcade got the action underway
48 min Kick Off 1 : 1
Memento Mori played the ball ahead looking for Stu
Stu kept the ball moving
Stu played the ball down the left
Kanbei with the ball for GRcade
Wheater cleared the ball from danger
An excellent intervention by Wheater
53 min Kick Off 1 : 1
Nova cut out the pass
Nova brought the ball forward
Nova continued unopposed
Nova used his skill to go past Ricketts
Ricketts cleared the ball from danger
Ricketts did well to avert the danger
54 min Jääskeläinen Save 1 : 1
The referee gave GRcade a free kick
Wheater tripped Kanbei
Stu lined up the free kick
Stu dispatched the free kick goalwards
Jussi Jääskeläinen gathered the ball safely
57 min Memento Mori Save 1 : 1
Steinsson came forward
Steinsson crossed the ball low from the right
Ricardo Gardner ran with the ball
Ricardo Gardner rifled in a half volley
Memento Mori gathered the ball safely
61 min Cosmo Goal 1 : 2
Cosmo got free of any defenders
Cosmo moved forward with the ball
Cosmo got free of any defenders
Cosmo got into the area
Cosmo found himself in some space
Cosmo advanced on the keeper
Cosmo found himself in some space
Cosmo moved in on goal
COSMO SCORED FOR GRCADE!!
GRcade scored on the counter
62 min Kick Off 1 : 2
Bolton got the game underway
64 min Kanbei Goal 1 : 3
Kanbei came forward
Kanbei was in a dangerous position
Kanbei moved in on goal
Jääskeläinen beat the ball away
Kanbei fired in a half volley from a tight angle
KANBEI SCORED FOR GRCADE!!
His first ever goal for GRcade
GRcade hit Bolton with a 3 minute double salvo
65 min Kick Off 1 : 3
Bolton got the game underway
67 min Corner 1 : 3
Free kick to Bolton
Stu stuck out his leg to bring down Davies
Stuart Holden played the ball forward
teh bork won the ball in the air from Chung-Yong Lee
teh bork tried to head the ball behind
Corner
68 min Chung-Yong Lee Chance 1 : 3
Holden looked to send a hanging ball over from the corner
Chung-Yong Lee rose bravely above Cosmo to win the ball
Chung-Yong Lee got his head to the ball and sent it across the goalmouth
Chung-Yong Lee sent his header over the bar
71 min Memento Mori Save 1 : 3
Gardner ran with the ball
Gardner put a low cross in to the near post
Caliban headed the ball clear
It was well intercepted by Muamba
Muamba with the ball for Bolton
From long range, Muamba bent the ball towards goal
Memento Mori turned the ball behind!
Corner-kick to Bolton
73 min Substitution 1 : 3
GRcade made a substitution
Spindash replaced mad dwarfer
77 min Corner 1 : 3
Corazon de Leon cut out the pass
Corazon de Leon leapt to head the ball clear
It was well intercepted by Chung-Yong Lee
Chung-Yong Lee brought the ball forward
Chung-Yong Lee delivered the ball in from wide
Corner-kick to Bolton
78 min Comment 1 : 3
Gardner intercepted the pass
Gardner came forward
Ricardo Gardner played the ball down the right
Stuart Holden came forward
Stu slide tackled Holden
Corner
Chung-Yong Lee stepped up and drifted the corner in
Hank Scorpio cleared the ball from danger
Chung-Yong Lee made it first to the ball and intercepted
Chung-Yong Lee with the ball for Bolton
Chung-Yong Lee floated it in to the far post from the right
Caliban leapt to head the ball clear
Holden closed in and intercepted the ball
Holden came forward
Holden sent the ball flying towards goal from distance
Holden was close, with the ball skimming the top of the bar
The ball went out for a goal kick to GRcade
Bolton's fans started to leave early
82 min Corner 1 : 3
Gardner ran with the ball
Ricardo Gardner played the one-two with Davies
Gardner with the ball for Bolton
Gardner centred the ball from the left
Stu cleared the ball
Stu did well to avert the danger
Corazon de Leon made a rather wild clearance
Mistake by Caliban as he missed his header
Corner-kick
Stuart Holden looked to send a hanging ball over from the corner
Davies kept the ball moving
Cosmo cleared the ball
An excellent intervention by Cosmo
It was well intercepted by Stuart Holden
Holden ran with the ball
Holden moved the ball right for Gardner
Ricardo Gardner took the ball inside the area
Gardner centred the ball
Stu headed the ball to safety
The ball went out for a throw-in
Steinsson moved across to take his side's throw-in
Stu headed the ball to safety
Kanbei moved forward with the ball
GRcade had a chance to launch a counter attack
Kanbei ran with the ball
Kanbei passed to Spindash
Spindash took the ball forward
Spindash hit it forward to Hank Scorpio
Kanbei picked up Hank Scorpio's excellent ball
Kanbei took the ball forward
Gardner made a good sliding challenge on Kanbei
Wheater made a good sliding challenge on Hank Scorpio
Ricketts took the ball forward
Ricketts found Robinson with a low pass left
Robinson lofted the ball forward
Davies got well above Corazon de Leon to win the ball
Davies headed the ball to Elmander
Stu lost out to Elmander
Elmander brought the ball forward
Johan Elmander had space to move into
Johan Elmander passed it down the right to Chung-Yong Lee
Chung-Yong Lee advanced with the ball
Chung-Yong Lee put a low cross in to the near post
Corner
83 min Elmander Goal 2 : 3
Holden aimed the corner at the far post
Elmander jumped with Cosmo and won the ball
Header by Elmander
ELMANDER SCORED FOR BOLTON!!
83 min Substitution 2 : 3
Bolton looked to make a double substitution
Daniel Sturridge finished his warm up and replaced Chung-Yong Lee
Blake was ready to come on for Gardner
GRcade had a player to come on
teh bork came off to be replaced by man-eater chimp
85 min Memento Mori Save 2 : 3
GRcade got the action underway
Hank Scorpio half volleyed the ball back 25 yards towards Corazon de Leon
Corazon de Leon was forced to hold onto the ball
Corazon de Leon passed it back to the keeper
Memento Mori scrambled the ball away
Wheater removed the danger
He was looking very motivated and committed
Sturridge came forward
Sturridge looked for Elmander
Elmander passed left first time to Davies
Caliban looked for Stu to his left with a first time pass
Stu kept the ball moving
It was knocked back to the keeper by Stu
Memento Mori cleared the ball
Steinsson got well above Spindash to win the ball
Steinsson headed the ball upfield to Holden
However, Corazon de Leon did well to cover the pass
Corazon de Leon came forward
Corazon de Leon cleared the ball to safety
Elmander found himself in some space
Davies picked up Elmander's superb pass
Davies found himself with plenty of time
Davies unleashed a fierce drive high at goal
Memento Mori did brilliantly to save at the second attempt
90 min Added Time 2 : 3
Elmander weighted the ball out right first time for Sturridge
Sturridge brought the ball forward
Sturridge floated it in to the far post from the right
Johan Elmander headed the ball
Memento Mori saved and clutched the ball gratefully to his chest
Memento Mori sent the ball upfield
Spindash went after the ball
Spindash got his head to the ball
Robinson did well to spot and intercept the pass
Robinson came forward
Robinson passed to Sam Ricketts
Ricketts played the ball long
Kevin Davies got above Corazon de Leon to win the ball
Kevin Davies knocked it down to Stuart Holden with his head
Headed by Holden
Caliban fed the high ball forward
Jääskeläinen gathered the ball with ease
Jääskeläinen looked to play the ball long to Wheater
Wheater took the ball forward
Wheater looked for Holden in front of him
Holden with the ball for Bolton
Holden passed along the floor for Davies to pick it up
Davies took the ball forward
Davies looked to drive the ball into the path of Sturridge
Sturridge took the ball forward
Sturridge continued to come forward unopposed
Sturridge kept the ball moving
Stu made a good sliding challenge on Sturridge
Corner
Bolton had a player to come on
Connolly came on for Ricketts
3 minutes of injury time were to be played
90+3 min Corazon de Leon Injury 2 : 3
Corazon de Leon needed treatment from the oncoming physio
Corazon de Leon was injured by Johan Elmander
90+4 min Caliban Injury 2 : 3
Caliban was in need of the physio's attention
90+7 min Full Time 2 : 3
A match where Kanbei had run Bolton ragged came to an end

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Goal Highlights

18/10 - League Table

[Red Devil]

The defending for Bolton's second

Missing my imperious presence in the air...

[Kanbei]

Finally...

[Memento Mori]

CORAZON DE LEON SCORED AN OWN GOAL!!

[jamcc]

Cosmo.

Reckon I'd do a job on the right.

[Cuttooth]

20/10 - Benzin out for 6 days after bruising his shin against Aston Villa Reserves
Dante out for 2 to 3 weeks from straining his thigh in the same game

[Dark Ritual]

Corazon's own goal

[Cosmo]

Keeping Jam out of the team. \o/ May as well hand in that transfer request right now.