1 min Comment 0 : 0
Newcastle and GRcade were ready for their massive relegation six pointer as the match got underway
Ameobi half volleyed the ball back 20 yards towards Coloccini
Fabricio Coloccini ran with the ball
Coloccini laid it right to Tioté
Tioté moved forward with the ball
Cheick Tioté moved the ball forward for Ryan Taylor
Taylor passed left first time to Barton
Barton looked to volley the ball ahead of Kuqi
Red Devil closed in and intercepted the ball
Red Devil moved forward with the ball
Red Devil put the ball out for a throw
The throw-in was taken by Taylor
Kuqi advanced down the right flank
Kuqi tried to find Ryan Taylor with a pass to feet
Taylor curled it first time to the near post
Red Devil tried to put the ball behind
Corner
Barton took the corner
Count Nood used his head to clear the ball
Jonás did well to spot and intercept the pass
Jonás volleyed from long range
But Jonás put it high and wide
8 min Kuqi Chance 0 : 0
A freekick was awarded to GRcade
Kanbei was tripped by Nolan
The referee reached into his pocket and showed a yellow card to Nolan
Caliban played the ball down the right
Skippy continued into the box
Corner-kick to GRcade
man-eater chimp stepped up and drifted the corner in
Count Nood forced the ball goalwards with a header
Taylor was just in time to clear off the line!
Stu read the game well to intercept the ball
Stu advanced with the ball
Stu shot for the top corner
But Stu put it wide
Goal kick
The goal kick was taken by Harper
Ameobi tried to get onto the pass
Kuqi went after the ball
Red Devil got up above Kuqi and cleared the ball
Coloccini headed the ball to Joey Barton
Joey Barton cleared the ball from danger
Taylor brought the ball forward
A superb sliding tackle from Count Nood to dispossess Taylor
Nolan got to the ball first
Nolan moved the ball first time to his right for Barton
Barton advanced with the ball
Barton passed forward to Shefki Kuqi
Kuqi came forward
Shefki Kuqi passed along the floor for Tioté to pick it up down the right
Tioté came forward
Cosmo succesfully won the ball from Tioté
Tioté tripped Cosmo
A freekick was awarded
Yellow card shown to Tioté
Memento Mori took the freekick
Fabricio Coloccini flicked the ball forward for Ameobi
Ameobi came forward
Shola Ameobi passed right to Taylor
Taylor came forward
Taylor was allowed space to run with the ball
Stu slide tackled Taylor
The ball crossed the line for a throw-in
Tioté threw the ball back into play
Ryan Taylor tried to find Kuqi with a pass to feet
Shefki Kuqi took the ball forward
Kuqi tried to score from distance!
But Kuqi only found the side netting
11 min Corner 0 : 0
Coloccini came forward
Coloccini was forced into the backpass
Fabricio Coloccini upended Kanbei
Freekick was given to GRcade
Stu dispatched the free kick goalwards
Corner
14 min Skippy Chance 0 : 0
Cosmo threw the ball back into play
Kanbei ran with the ball
Kanbei looked for Cosmo
Cosmo took the ball forward
Cosmo aims for the far post from the left
Skippy got his head to the ball
But Skippy's header goes wide of the target
17 min Harper Save 0 : 0
Cosmo took the ball away from Cheick Tioté
Cosmo went down after a trip by Tioté
A freekick was awarded to GRcade
Tioté got a ticking off
Stu played the ball forward
Nolan got up to head the ball clear
Throw-in
The throw-in was taken by Cosmo
José Enrique put the ball out for a throw in
Stu threw the ball in
SpaceJebus exchanged passes with Stu
SpaceJebus brought the ball forward
SpaceJebus fed the ball right to mad dwarfer
mad dwarfer brought the ball through the centre once more
mad dwarfer advanced with the ball
mad dwarfer passed to Cosmo in the area
Good play by Kanbei in making himself some space
Harper did brilliantly to turn the ball away
18 min Count Nood Warning 0 : 0
Red Devil dispossessed Kuqi
Free kick to Newcastle
Count Nood stuck out his leg to bring down Kuqi
Count Nood was given a warning
20 min Comment 0 : 0
Barton played the ball forward
Caliban rose bravely above Kuqi to win the ball
Caliban was happy to concede a corner
Barton ran up to try an out-swinging ball from the corner
Ameobi won the aerial challenge against Caliban
Ameobi got his head to the ball
man-eater chimp cleared off the line!
Jonás made a great interception
Jonás moved forward with the ball
Jonás passed it down the left to Barton
Barton came forward
Barton put the ball into the six yard box
Red Devil got his head to the ball
Corner
Barton took the corner
Campbell dispossessed Red Devil
Stu hacked off the line!
22 min Harper Save 0 : 0
mad dwarfer moved inside the penalty area
A superb sliding tackle from José Enrique to dispossess mad dwarfer
Count Nood got to the ball first
Harper did brilliantly to turn the ball behind
25 min man-eater chimp Yellow Card 0 : 0
Freekick to Newcastle
man-eater chimp tripped Jonás
Mike Dean reached into his pocket and showed a yellow card to man-eater chimp
28 min Barton Chance 0 : 0
Jonás passed it left to José Enrique
José Enrique advanced with the ball
José Enrique hit the ball back 30 yards towards Barton
Barton tried to hold up the play
Barton ran with the ball
Barton blasted a banana shot from outside of the area
Barton was close, but the ball went just over the top of the bar
34 min Taylor Chance 0 : 0
Barton played the ball first time down the left to Jonás' feet
Jonás took the play inside
Jonás ran with the ball
Jonás searched out Taylor
Ryan Taylor was unmarked
Ryan Taylor found a gap to shoot in low
But Taylor put it wide
37 min man-eater chimp Red Card 0 : 0
Tioté moved forward with the ball
Cheick Tioté passed left to Barton
Barton ran with the ball
Barton laid it forward to Ameobi
Ameobi kept the ball moving
Shola Ameobi looked for Jonás
The penalty was given
man-eater chimp slid in hard on Jonás
It looked a harsh decision
The referee showed man-eater chimp his second yellow card and sent him off
39 min Ameobi Goal 1 : 0
GRcade made a substitution
SpaceJebus made for the bench and was replaced by Wiggles
Ameobi ran up to take the kick
AMEOBI SCORED FOR NEWCASTLE!!
40 min Kick Off 1 : 0
GRcade Kicked Off
41 min Count Nood Chance 1 : 0
Cosmo with the ball for GRcade
Cosmo passed to Stu
Stu kept the ball moving
Stu found Count Nood with a low pass right
Count Nood exchanged passes with mad dwarfer
Count Nood struck a long range piledriver!
But the ball went flying over the bar
44 min Corner 1 : 0
Excellent sliding tackle from Coloccini, easily dispossessing Kanbei
Throw-in
Wiggles took the throw-in
Nolan intercepted the pass
Nolan made a rather wild clearance
Corner-kick to GRcade
45 min Added Time 1 : 0
One minute of injury time will be played
45+1 min Tioté Yellow Card 1 : 0
Freekick was given
Kanbei was tripped by Tioté
Cheick Tioté picked up his second yellow card and took an early bath
46 min Kick Off 1 : 0
GRcade got the game underway
51 min Substitution 1 : 0
Newcastle had a player to come on
Jonás made for the bench and was replaced by Ireland
54 min Comment 1 : 0
A freekick was awarded to GRcade
The referee showed José Enrique a yellow card
Stu played the ball forward
Caliban got his head to the ball
But it was ruled out!
The GRcade players couldn't believe the goal wasn't allowed to stand
Freekick was given to Newcastle
José Enrique was pushed by Cosmo
Yellow card shown to Stu
55 min Memento Mori Save 1 : 0
Shola Ameobi continued to come forward unopposed
Ameobi moved inside with the ball
Ameobi surged past Skippy!
Memento Mori saved and clutched the ball gratefully to his chest
58 min Skippy Warning 1 : 0
Ireland came forward
Stephen Ireland played the one-two with José Enrique
Ireland came forward
Skippy stuck out his leg to bring down Ireland
Freekick to Newcastle
Skippy was given a warning
59 min Cosmo Goal 1 : 1
Wiggles passed it forward to Skippy
Skippy moved forward with the ball
Skippy continued unchallenged
Skippy ran with the ball
Skippy was allowed space to run with the ball
Skippy got to the byline
Skippy delivered the ball in from wide
Cosmo had the beating in the air of Barton
Cosmo got up to head at goal
COSMO SCORED FOR GRCADE!!
60 min Substitution 1 : 1
Newcastle had a player to come on
Kuqi made for the bench and was replaced by Nile Ranger
61 min Substitution 1 : 1
GRcade made a change to their side
melatonin was ready to come on for Cosmo
61 min Kick Off 1 : 1
Newcastle got the game underway
66 min Coloccini Yellow Card 1 : 1
Mike Dean gave GRcade a free kick
Coloccini stuck out his leg to bring down Kanbei
Coloccini received a yellow card
68 min Memento Mori Save 1 : 1
Fabricio Coloccini and Stephen Ireland exchanged passes
Coloccini played the ball first time to Ranger's feet
Ranger managed to get the ball into the area
Memento Mori did well to parry it
71 min Memento Mori Save 1 : 1
Ranger ran with the ball
Nile Ranger put the ball into the six yard box
Kevin Nolan jumped with mad dwarfer and won the ball
The head of Kevin Nolan met the ball
Memento Mori saved and held the ball
72 min Wiggles Warning 1 : 1
Shola Ameobi advanced with the ball
Ameobi went down after a trip by Wiggles
Mike Dean gave Newcastle a free kick
Wiggles was given a stern telling off
76 min Ameobi Yellow Card 1 : 1
A freekick was awarded to GRcade
Ameobi tripped Wiggles
The referee showed Ameobi a yellow card
77 min Substitution 1 : 1
Newcastle brought a fresh face into the game
José Enrique headed off the pitch to be replaced by Kádár
79 min Substitution 1 : 1
GRcade had a player to come on
mad dwarfer headed off the pitch to be replaced by Roonmastor
81 min Kádár Warning 1 : 1
Skippy showed Kádár a clean set of heels
Kádár upended Skippy
Freekick was given
Kádár got a ticking off
Stu played the ball forward
Coloccini got his head to the ball
Corner
Skippy aimed the corner at the far post
Shola Ameobi climbed above Caliban and headed clear
Stu intercepted the pass
Stu showed Campbell a clean set of heels
Stu bent it from long range
Corner-kick
87 min Ranger Chance 1 : 1
melatonin was clean through with just the goalie to beat
melatonin took the ball inside the area
But melatonin couldn't direct it goalwards
Goal kick
The goal kick was taken by Harper
Shola Ameobi looked to latch onto it
Count Nood headed the ball to melatonin
melatonin came forward
melatonin looked for Kanbei
Kanbei took the ball forward
Kanbei laid it right to Skippy
Skippy skipped past the challenge of Kádár
Skippy tried to come through on the inside
Skippy put the ball into the six yard box
Fabricio Coloccini removed the danger
Stu did well to pick out and intercept that pass
Stu brought the ball forward
Barton made a good sliding challenge on Stu
Barton seemed really up for the fight
Ameobi ran with the ball
Newcastle had a chance to launch a counter attack
Shola Ameobi played the ball back to Ireland
Ireland ran with the ball
Ireland played the ball to Campbell's feet
Campbell passed to Nolan
Nolan passed it back to the keeper
Harper with the ball for Newcastle
Steve Harper tried to find Fabricio Coloccini with pass to the left
Coloccini was deep inside his own half
Coloccini passed it forward to Ireland
Ireland advanced with the ball
A freekick was awarded
Skippy upended Ireland
Mike Dean reached into his pocket and pulled out a yellow card for Skippy
The freekick was taken by Harper
Ameobi went after the ball
Red Devil won the aerial challenge against Ameobi and headed clear
Sol Campbell got to the ball first
Sol Campbell played the ball down the left
The ball went out for a throw-in
Wiggles threw the ball back into play
Kanbei lost out to Kádár
Kádár ran with the ball
Stephen Ireland half volleyed it forward to Ameobi
Stu won the aerial challenge against Shola Ameobi and headed clear
Coloccini intercepted the pass
Coloccini advanced with the ball
Coloccini played the ball down the left to Tamás Kádár's feet
Kádár ran with the ball
Tamás Kádár looked for Ireland
Ireland fed the ball first time to Nile Ranger
Ranger took the play inside
Ranger smashed the ball towards the top corner
But Ranger put it wide
90 min Added Time 1 : 1
3 minutes of added time were to be played
90+1 min Corner 1 : 1
Stu brought the ball forward
Stu knocked a lovely ball for Roonmastor
Roonmastor cut inside
Newcastle were backing off Roonmastor
Excellent sliding tackle from Fabricio Coloccini, easily dispossessing Roonmastor
Corner
90+4 min Full Time 1 : 1
A freekick was awarded
Wiggles tripped Ireland
Mr Dean showed Wiggles a yellow card
Tamás Kádár played the ball forward
Shola Ameobi looked to latch onto it
Ameobi advanced with the ball
Wiggles executed a good sliding tackle on Ameobi
Count Nood cleared the ball
The final whistle was blown
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