GRcade Pirates FC IV - Stoke, Wolves, Sunderland p80

Count Nood wrote:A 5.9 bork! The return of ~~Hibbert~~ Wiggles can't come soon enough.

Some of us are returning from injury, due to a certain team mate hitting me with a bin lid!

St Pauli

That first gameI could have had two and ended up being dispossed for the 2nd goal - Wiggles wouldnt have played that good if he stayed on

Just call me the interception master :lol:

I am so first team. B)

teh bork wrote:
Count Nood wrote:A 5.9 bork! The return of ~~Hibbert~~ Wiggles can't come soon enough.

Some of us are returning from injury, due to a certain team mate hitting me with a bin lid!

That's Cosmo for you.

Fortunately my buddy brother is back now so you can go back to the reserves. :mrgreen:

And two defeats in a row, the team is clearly missing my inspirational ~~fouling~~ leadership. :shifty:

This Caliban fella's a bit good. He was the highest rated player in the side that match, 0.2 above anyone else, and completed 100% of his tackles! I say we make him captain asap.

Sincerely,

Mr. C. Ilaban.

Nood loves playing with me so much that he refuses to play when i'm injured. :wub:

Count Nood wrote:
teh bork wrote:
Count Nood wrote:A 5.9 bork! The return of ~~Hibbert~~ Wiggles can't come soon enough.

Some of us are returning from injury, due to a certain team mate hitting me with a bin lid!

That's Cosmo for you.

Fortunately my buddy brother is back now so you can go back to the reserves.

And two defeats in a row, the team is clearly missing my inspirational ~~fouling~~ leadership.

You'll be suspended soon enough.

teh bork wrote:You'll be suspended soon enough.

Here's hoping, then I can go back to slicking Wiggles at Mario Kart. :wub:

Clearly I need to be back in the squad. More eccentricity is required.

Team needs less Bork and Nood.

Cosmo wrote:Team needs less Cosmo and Nood.

Good point Cosmong.

Cosmo wrote:Team needs less Bork and Nood.

Nope, it needs me desparately, we're only losing because we have no one to hack the opposition.

As for you, I think you should be replaced by Zenigame.

Needs more Dark van der Ritual.

DAT INFLUENCE 8-)

Psychological mindgames afoot in pre-season Premier League
Ferguson claims Pirates "Don't have the bottle"

Although not yet underway, the top flight's longest-serving managers have already engaged in so-called psychological warfare.

The reputed king of such tactics, Sir Alex Ferguson, was quick to get proceedings underway at a press conference held at his home in Little Shittington. "These new boys couldn't play a game of football if you gave them the beer and glasses," he slurred from his porch chair, wearing an attractive string vest/4-day stubble look. "If y'ask me," the bitter old Scot went on, "...some of 'em are better off dead. Take this GRcade Pirates side. Ma boys'll tear 'em doon in nary a minute" Ferguson finished with trademark aplomb as he belched up heady alcohol fumes and a little bit of sick.

The Pirates' head coach was quick to respond, calling the eleven-time PL winning Fergie "a wet gooseberry fool who looks like he drinks piss for breakfast and smells like it too". Petulant Arsenal nonce Arsene Wenger soon got in on the action, calling Ferguson "Fartypants" as he oversaw a training match from the comfort of a sleeping bag. However, he also wasn't favourable about the new boys, calling the Pirates' team - who have suffered a poor pre-season - "a big bunch of twats".

GRcade's head coach was unavailable for direct comment, however Chelsea don Carlo Ancelloti said that Wenger's comments were unjust, mentioning that his opponent "...managed a team with the word "Arse" in it and his name has the word "Arse" in it and I think ARSE-nal are a bunch of ARS-E-holes."

With the season on the way, the champion of these brags and put-downs will soon be decided.

Nothing overly spesh, but I reckon I can do a job. A very composed young man, I must say :wub:

Some fairly average performances by me so far, obviously focussing on my fitness as it's pre season. Just wait 'till its the real deal and i'll be bossing the Premier league midfields week in week out.

Caliban wrote:
Psychological mindgames afoot in pre-season Premier League
Ferguson claims Pirates "Don't have the bottle"

Although not yet underway, the top flight's longest-serving managers have already engaged in so-called psychological warfare.

The reputed king of such tactics, Sir Alex Ferguson, was quick to get proceedings underway at a press conference held at his home in Little Shittington. "These new boys couldn't play a game of football if you gave them the beer and glasses," he slurred from his porch chair, wearing an attractive string vest/4-day stubble look. "If y'ask me," the bitter old Scot went on, "...some of 'em are better off dead. Take this GRcade Pirates side. Ma boys'll tear 'em doon in nary a minute" Ferguson finished with trademark aplomb as he belched up heady alcohol fumes and a little bit of sick.

The Pirates' head coach was quick to respond, calling the eleven-time PL winning Fergie "a wet gooseberry fool who looks like he drinks piss for breakfast and smells like it too". Petulant Arsenal nonce Arsene Wenger soon got in on the action, calling Ferguson "Fartypants" as he oversaw a training match from the comfort of a sleeping bag. However, he also wasn't favourable about the new boys, calling the Pirates' team - who have suffered a poor pre-season - "a big bunch of twats".

GRcade's head coach was unavailable for direct comment, however Chelsea don Carlo Ancelloti said that Wenger's comments were unjust, mentioning that his opponent "...managed a team with the word "Arse" in it and his name has the word "Arse" in it and I think ARSE-nal are a bunch of ARS-E-holes."

With the season on the way, the champion of these brags and put-downs will soon be decided.

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