GRcade Pirates FC IV - Stoke, Wolves, Sunderland p80

[Cosmo]

The 3D match engine is terrible. strawberry float knows what was going on there.

[Spindash]

Spindash took the ball forward
He continued to bring the ball forward unchallenged
Spindash jinked past Hackett
Spindash put the ball into the six yard box
Corner-kick

Looks like he couldn't Hackett.

[Roonmastor]

Can't complain with my goal there.

[Preezy]

Bit disappointed with my efforts, but at least all of my passes and tackles were successful.

No shots though, which for a striker isn't great

[jamcc]

Another good performance from the jamcc. B)

This thread is moving way quicker than I expected it to!

Edit: Berbapreez.

[Dolph Wiggler]

Another good performance from the jamcc. B)

This thread is moving way quicker than I expected it to!

Pretty average I thought. You're just keeping my position warm.

[Preezy]

Berbapreez.

[jamcc]

If I get dropped for strawberry floating Hibbert here I quit.

[Dolph Wiggler]

Finishing - 4
Long Shots - 8
Creativity - 8
Flair - 6

Hibbert yeah

[Cuttooth]

25/6 - GRcade Pirates vs. Montpellier Hérault SC

Line up

1 min Kick Off 0 : 0
GRcade kicked off
8 min Corner 0 : 0
Zenigame moved out to the left wing
Zenigame was allowed to continue his run
Zenigame skipped past the challenge of Bocaly
Zenigame brought the ball forward
A superb sliding tackle from Bocaly to dispossess Zenigame
Corner
11 min Corner 0 : 0
Benzin nodded the ball to Nova
Nova tried to find Zenigame with a first time pass down the left
Zenigame took the ball forward
Zenigame continued unopposed
Zenigame swung in a deep cross
Corner-kick
20 min Kick Off 0 : 0
Scotticus Erroticus came forward
Scotticus Erroticus tried to find puppetBoy with a forward pass to feet
puppetBoy took the ball forward
puppetBoy looked for Preezy to run onto the ball
El Kaoutari cleared the ball
An excellent intervention by El Kaoutari
30 min Giroud Goal 0 : 1
Pitau moved forward with the ball
Pitau moved the ball back for Stambouli
Benjamin Stambouli kept the ball moving
Stambouli played the ball forward to Saihi's feet
Saihi brought the ball forward
Saihi picked out Giroud with a lovely pass
Giroud found himself in some space
Giroud found himself in some space
Giroud shot hard and low!
GIROUD SCORED FOR MONTPELLIER HÉRAULT SC!!
32 min Kick Off 0 : 1
GRcade got the game underway
35 min DarkRitual Save 0 : 1
Bocaly brought the ball forward
Aït Fana picked up Garry Bocaly's good ball
Aït Fana kept the ball moving
From way out, Aït Fana hit the ball low towards goal
DarkRitual gathered the ball safely
37 min Nova Chance 0 : 1
Preezy managed to get the ball into the area
puppetBoy curled it first time to the near post
Pitau did well to pick out and intercept that pass
Pitau made the clearance
Corner
puppetBoy floated the ball over into the area
Nova headed it across the goal
But it came back off the crossbar!
43 min Corner 0 : 1
puppetBoy took the ball forward
puppetBoy found Preezy with a low pass left
Preezy took the ball forward
Preezy looked for Nova in the penalty area
Bocaly scrambled the ball away
An excellent intervention by Bocaly
Zenigame showed great composure in intercepted the ball
Zenigame dribbled past Aït Fana
Zenigame was forced to hold onto the ball
Zenigame half volleyed it in to the far post from the left
Corner
45 min Added Time 0 : 1
One minute of injury time will be played
45+1 min Estrada Chance 0 : 1
Jamel Saihi kept the ball moving
Saihi played the ball long
Estrada found himself in some space
Estrada moved in on goal
Marco Estrada advanced with the ball
Estrada drives the ball in low
But Estrada couldn't get it on target
45+1 min Substitution 0 : 1
GRcade made a half time change, introducing PatSharpsMullet in place of puppetBoy
46 min Kick Off 0 : 1
Montpellier Hérault SC got the game underway
50 min DarkRitual Save 0 : 1
Marveaux bore down on goal
Marveaux found himself in some space
Marveaux got into the area
DarkRitual pushed it away
53 min Corner 0 : 1
Zenigame came forward
Zenigame showed Karim Aït Fana a clean set of heels
Zenigame played the one-two with Nova
Zenigame took the ball right to the byline
Zenigame put a low cross in to the near post
Corner
56 min Substitution 0 : 1
Giroud came forward
Giroud got into the box
Olivier Giroud moved forward with the ball
Giroud hit it high and hard towards goal
DarkRitual did well to turn the ball round the post
Montpellier Hérault SC had a player to come on
Belhanda finished his warm up and replaced Estrada
59 min Substitution 0 : 1
GRcade looked to make a double substitution
Hank Scorpio took to the field to replace Scotticus Erroticus
Cosmo replaced Zenigame
62 min Substitution 0 : 1
Montpellier Hérault SC looked to alter things by bringing on a substitute
Aït Fana headed off the pitch to be replaced by Caillol
64 min Jourdren Save 0 : 1
Stambouli climbed above PatSharpsMullet and headed clear
Headed by Preezy
Benzin ran with the ball
Jourdren pushed it away
68 min Substitution 0 : 1
Montpellier Hérault SC made a substitution
Koita came on as a sub for Giroud
71 min Belhanda Goal 0 : 2
Cosmo sent the ball back to teh bork
teh bork came forward
teh bork played the ball square looking for Stu
The ball went out of play for a throw-in
Bocaly moved across to take his side's throw-in
Fodé Koita looked for Belhanda
The referee gave Montpellier Hérault SC a free kick
Cosmo tripped Belhanda
Younès Belhanda had a crack at goal
BELHANDA SCORED FOR MONTPELLIER HÉRAULT SC!!
We're used to that sort of strike from Belhanda
BELHANDA SCORED WITH A GREAT STRIKE
71 min Substitution 0 : 2
Montpellier Hérault SC looked to make a double substitution
Garry Bocaly made for the bench and was replaced by Mathieu Deplagne
André finished his warm up and replaced Caillol
72 min Kick Off 0 : 2
GRcade got the game underway
73 min Comment 0 : 2
The GRcade fans began to exit the stadium
73 min Comment 0 : 2
GRcade made a few changes
Stu came off to be replaced by Spindash
Benzin left the pitch to be replaced by SpaceJebus
Kanbei replaced Nova
75 min Substitution 0 : 2
Montpellier Hérault SC looked to make a couple of changes
Benjamin Stambouli made his way to the bench and was replaced by Lafarge
Dabo was ready to come on for Deplagne
78 min Corner 0 : 2
A freekick was awarded
André was tripped by teh bork
El Kaoutari played the ball forward
Florent André advanced with the ball
André crossed the ball low and hard from the left
Corner-kick
79 min Corner 0 : 2
SpaceJebus cleared the ball
Spindash cleanly tackled the ball
Kanbei put the ball out for a throw
El Kaoutari threw the ball back into play
teh bork jumped with Belhanda and won the ball
teh bork headed the ball behind
Corner
82 min Belhanda Yellow Card 0 : 2
Belhanda was penalised for a trip on Spindash
Freekick to GRcade
Belhanda received a yellow card
84 min Corner 0 : 2
Koita looked to drive the ball into the path of André
André ran with the ball
André crossed the ball low and hard from the left
Spindash showed great composure in intercepted the ball
Spindash passed right first time along the floor for Red Devil to pick it up
Red Devil could only clear it behind his own goal
Corner
86 min DarkRitual Save 0 : 2
André continued unopposed
André came forward
The cross came in from André on the left
The head of Younès Belhanda met the ball
Held by DarkRitual
89 min Belhanda Chance 0 : 2
Fodé Koita came forward
Koita passed along the floor for Dabo to pick it up
Dabo moved forward with the ball
Dabo looked to drive the ball into the path of Belhanda
Belhanda kept the ball moving
Younès Belhanda struck a long range piledriver!
But Belhanda sent the ball well over the bar
90 min Added Time 0 : 2
2 minutes of injury time were to be played

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Goal Highlights

[Memento Mori]

That's what happens when I'm not keeper.

[Preezy]

ONE SHOT!

strawberry float me I'm terrible getting no decent service into the box. Sort it out Coach

[Spindash]

84 min Corner 0 : 2
Koita looked to drive the ball into the path of André
André ran with the ball
André crossed the ball low and hard from the left
Spindash showed great composure in intercepted the ball
Spindash passed right first time along the floor for Red Devil to pick it up
Red Devil could only clear it behind his own goal
Corner

Why do I bother.

[Henke]

Cock and balls, I forgot to do this.

[jamcc]

No jamcc?

Hope we lose.

90 min Added Time 0 : 2

B)

[Nova]

MotM in first game Really hope my stats are decent, seeing as the others appear to have rather decent ones

[Starbreaker]

This is what you don't have your rock of a central defender/soon-to-be-captain on the field.

By the way, I demand one of the lesser players craft me a beautiful crown from the finest metals. Spinny, get on that.

[Count Nood]

A 5.9 bork! The return of Hibbert Wiggles can't come soon enough.

[Dark Ritual]

That's what happens when I'm not keeper.

Clearly the defense didn't turn up for me.

[Cuttooth]

30/7 - GRcade Pirates vs. St. Pauli

Line up

1 min Kick Off 0 : 0
St. Pauli got the game started
7 min Corner 0 : 0
Charles Takyi looked for Ebbers
Marius Ebbers came forward
Marius Ebbers looked to play the ball long to Bruns
Bruns brought the ball inside
Bruns put the ball into the six yard box
Corner
10 min Corner 0 : 0
Asamoah took the throw-in
Stu jumped with Takyi and cleared the ball
Boll got above Kanbei to win the ball
Boll got his head to the ball
Stu made a rather wild clearance
Corner-kick
16 min Corner 0 : 0
mad dwarfer passed back for man-eater chimp
man-eater chimp came forward
man-eater chimp played the ball forward
Skippy came forward
Skippy crossed the ball low and hard from the right
Corner
19 min Hain Save 0 : 0
Roonmastor got free of any defenders
Roonmastor advanced on the keeper
Space opened up for Roonmastor
Hain did well to turn the ball away
21 min CaptainCalcium Chance 0 : 0
blackoutHERO passed along the floor for Stu to pick it up
Stu took the ball forward
Stu tried to find CaptainCalcium with a forward pass to feet
CaptainCalcium cut infield with the ball
CaptainCalcium came forward
CaptainCalcium blasted the ball towards the top corner
The ball went high into the stand behind the goal
23 min andretmzt Save 0 : 0
Asamoah took the ball forward
Asamoah aimed a cross at the near post
Caliban leapt to head the ball clear
Daube did well to spot and intercept the pass
Daube took the ball forward
andretmzt turned the ball behind!
Corner-kick to St. Pauli
27 min Asamoah Chance 0 : 0
Takyi advanced with the ball
Takyi angled the ball out right for Asamoah
Asamoah tried to come through on the inside
Gerald Asamoah and Ebbers exchanged passes
Asamoah came forward
But Asamoah couldn't connect cleanly and sent the shot wide
30 min Kick Off 0 : 0
mad dwarfer passed along the floor for BTB to pick it up
BTB brought the ball forward
BTB played the ball forward
Roonmastor ran with the ball
Markus Thorandt cleared the ball
An excellent intervention by Markus Thorandt
45 min Added Time 0 : 0
One minute of injury time will be played
Daube played the ball forward
Ebbers won the ball in the air from blackoutHERO
Ebbers powered a header at goal
andretmzt saved and held onto the ball
45+1 min Substitution 0 : 0
melatonin replaced mad dwarfer at half time
46 min Kick Off 0 : 0
GRcade got the game underway
48 min melatonin Chance 0 : 0
Oczipka put the ball out for a throw
The throw-in was taken by man-eater chimp
Roonmastor got past Moritz Volz
Roonmastor played the ball left to melatonin's feet
Daube lost out to melatonin
melatonin picked up the loose ball
But melatonin put it wide
51 min BTB Yellow Card 0 : 0
A freekick was awarded
BTB upended Asamoah
Andy Penn showed BTB a yellow card
56 min Substitution 0 : 0
St. Pauli had a player to come on
Volz came off to be replaced by Marcel Eger
58 min Bruns Goal 0 : 1
Boll looked for Daube to his left
Daube took the ball forward
Daube played the ball ahead looking for Ebbers
Ebbers came forward
Ebbers played the ball to Charles Takyi's feet
Takyi advanced with the ball
Bruns picked up Charles Takyi's superb pass
Bruns lost his man and found himself with plenty of room
BRUNS SCORED FOR ST. PAULI!!
58 min Substitution 0 : 1
GRcade looked to make a double substitution
Custard came on to replace Kanbei
Skippy made for the bench and was replaced by Scotticus Erroticus
59 min Kick Off 0 : 1
GRcade Kicked Off
62 min Boll Warning 0 : 1
BTB advanced with the ball
Freekick was given to GRcade
Boll tripped BTB
Boll got a telling off from the referee
64 min Hain Save 0 : 1
blackoutHERO looked for melatonin in front of him
melatonin looked for Scotticus Erroticus
Scotticus Erroticus' run continued into the box
Hain did well to save and hold onto the ball
65 min Oczipka Injury 0 : 1
Scotticus Erroticus advanced with the ball
Scotticus Erroticus got past Oczipka
Scotticus Erroticus took the ball forward
Scotticus Erroticus went to the byline
A superb sliding tackle from Oczipka to dispossess Scotticus Erroticus
Corner-kick
Bastian Oczipka needed off-field treatment from the physio
67 min blackoutHERO Yellow Card 0 : 1
Freekick to St. Pauli
Daube was tripped by blackoutHERO
The referee reached into his pocket and showed a yellow card to blackoutHERO
69 min Corner 0 : 1
Daube jogged off and was replaced by Rothenbach
Asamoah took the throw-in
Carsten Rothenbach passed right first time along the floor for Asamoah to pick it up
Gerald Asamoah took the ball forward
Asamoah crossed to the near post from the right
Corner
70 min Substitution 0 : 1
St. Pauli made a change to their side
Ebbers came off to be replaced by Hennings
GRcade made some changes
Stu applauded the fans and was replaced by Corazon de Leon
Benzin received some final instructions and came on for BTB
CaptainCalcium jogged off and was replaced by jamcc
71 min Corner 0 : 1
Takyi ran up to try an out-swinging ball from the corner
Hennings had the beating in the air of Benzin
Hennings headed the ball towards the goal
Corner-kick to St. Pauli
72 min Corner 0 : 1
Takyi stepped up and drifted the corner in
Boll jumped with blackoutHERO and won the ball
Boll headed it across the goal
Corner-kick to St. Pauli
75 min Substitution 0 : 1
St. Pauli had a player to come on
Kalla was ready to come on for Thorandt
80 min Roonmastor Chance 0 : 1
Benzin advanced with the ball
Benzin played the ball forward to Custard's feet
Custard brought the ball forward
Custard looked for Roonmastor
Roonmastor moved inside the penalty area
But Roonmastor put it wide
80 min Substitution 0 : 1
St. Pauli looked to alter things by bringing on a substitute
Kruse received some final instructions and came on for Oczipka
84 min Substitution 0 : 1
St. Pauli brought a fresh pair of legs on
Asamoah left the pitch to be replaced by Steffen Heinemann
86 min Comment 0 : 1
St. Pauli went to a more conservative style
89 min Substitution 0 : 1
St. Pauli looked to make a couple of changes
Kessler was ready to come on for Hain
Takyi jogged off and was replaced by Fin Bartels
90 min Added Time 0 : 1
3 minutes of added time were to be played
90+2 min Comment 0 : 1
Carsten Rothenbach removed the danger
blackoutHERO made it first to the ball and intercepted
blackoutHERO took the ball forward
blackoutHERO hit it forward to Benzin
Benzin took the ball past Boll
Benzin looked for jamcc in the penalty area
jamcc got free in the penalty area
jamcc found himself in some space
But it was ruled out by the assistant referee's flag
Mr Penn gave St. Pauli a free kick

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4/8 - Wiggles resumes full training

Hey did anyone else notice I've been putting the wrong number month before? That should instil confidence in the gaffer, yeah?