Forumite Forfeit 2009 - Commander Jameson vs Oh Teh Noes

[Mockmaster]

Hello and welcome to Day 4 of Forumite Forfeit.

Previous forfeits have seen MCN dress up as a Klingon, Cuttooth embrace his multiple personalities and Seven the Hedgehog soon to be appearing on a screen near you running up a wall. View these battles here:

MCN vs DML

Cuttooth vs JK

Corazon vs Seven


Next up we have what I like to call The Battle of Tuesday


Commander Jameson vs Oh Teh Noes




Commander Jameson's proposed forfeit for Oh Teh Noes

Forfeit:

All potential posts to be translated into Japanese, then from Japanese to English, then translated into Russian with this again translated back to English before being posted.
With this in mind, he must post 50 times in a 48 hour period with posts longer than ten words.

Oh Teh Noes's proposed forfeit for Commander Jameson

For my forfeit, I'd like Commander Jameson to write all his posts in text speak. No capital letters at the beginning of sentences, words substituted for letters, etc. To make sure he does not simply restrain from posting, he must make five posts per day, unless there is a valid reason for not doing so.

Ta.

Vote away!

The poll will be open for 24 hours.

[Count Nood]

It has to be the translation.

[Drawlight]

Commander Jameson's proposed forfeit for Oh Teh Noes

Forfeit:

All potential posts to be translated into Japanese, then from Japanese to English, then translated into Russian with this again translated back to English before being posted.
With this in mind, he must post 50 times in a 48 hour period with posts longer than ten words.

Just like old times, eh, Mocky?

[Mockmaster]

Commander Jameson's proposed forfeit for Oh Teh Noes

Forfeit:

All potential posts to be translated into Japanese, then from Japanese to English, then translated into Russian with this again translated back to English before being posted.
With this in mind, he must post 50 times in a 48 hour period with posts longer than ten words.

Just like old times, eh, Mocky?

I had all but buried that sorry episode deep in the hidden recesses of my mind. Thank God I didn't have to post 50 times in a 48 hour period.

[HrC]

Has to be the translation one, can't wait to see what garble will appear!

[Alvin Flummux]

Translation. It'll make me lol.

[mcjihge2]

All potential posts to be translated into Japanese, then from Japanese to English, then translated into Russian with this again translated back to English before being posted.
With this in mind, he must post 50 times in a 48 hour period with posts longer than ten words.

[/quote]

via babel fish becomes;

After this, this before to be that hung out for the of second of time, from Japanese which is transferred in the Russian which it is made again in order to transfer in the English in Japanese from English, and all concealed characteristic posts which it must transfer.
This in the reason, it is sufficient than the post of [dlinn], it must hang out 50 times of the periods of 48 hours of 10 words.

[Oh Teh Noes]

Funny how all the forfeits so far have been fairly comparable...

[Mockmaster]

Funny how all the forfeits so far have been fairly comparable...

Coincidence I assure you. Although DML and MCN had completely different forfeits, so that debunks that theory!

[Oh Teh Noes]

Funny how all the forfeits so far have been fairly comparable...

Coincidence I assure you. Although DML and MCN had completely different forfeits, so that debunks that theory!

No, I wasn't suggesting shenanigans, just thought it was funny, that's all!

[Memento Mori]

I think you should probably start the forfeit mayne.

[Mockmaster]

Funny how all the forfeits so far have been fairly comparable...

Coincidence I assure you. Although DML and MCN had completely different forfeits, so that debunks that theory!

No, I wasn't suggesting shenanigans, just thought it was funny, that's all!

I can't take all these accusations. I can't take it! Leave me alone!

[Harry Bizzle]

Text speak? That was all you could come up with? Really?

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Another landslide victory.

[bear]

Why would anyone want to see OTN post 25 times a day?

[JV]

I'm sure already does.

[Commander Jameson]

Why would anyone want to see OTN post 25 times a day?

I was trying to slow down the lads post count.

[Mockmaster]

I'm positive that at least two of the three remaining battles will be close.

[JV]

I'm positive that at least two of the three remaining battles will be close.

[Mockmaster]

I'm also positive that one of the of the remaining three battles will be a landslide.