The Official Dead Good(y) Update Thread

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PostThe Official Dead Good(y) Update Thread
by KK » Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:21 pm

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She isn't even dead yet & OK! are already writing her arbitrary, & dedicating an entire issue to her. I can't remember blanket coverage quite like this since Princess Diana died.


DigitalSpy wrote:Fans of Jade Goody have travelled to her home in Upshire, Essex to show their support for the terminally ill reality TV star.

Goody is said to be entering her final hours after she left hospital for home last week and is reportedly slipping in and out of consciousness, Metro reports.

One fan, Jade Cunningham-Cox, said: "I was just drawn to Jade's house. For her to be in such distress, I felt as a fan I should be closer to her.

"She is the new princess of the people and it's tragic her life is going to end this way."

Goody is said to be "at peace" and sleeping deeply as she succumbs to her battle with cancer.


DigitalSpy wrote:Jade Goody has reportedly made plans for her funeral to be televised.

The former Big Brother contestant has arranged for a large screen to be erected outside the church so that the service can be watched by fans.

Goody is said to have chosen an oak coffin from the Royal Windsor Forest and wants to be taken in a convoy of seven cars from her home to the St. John The Baptist Church in Buckhurst Hill, according to Metro.

The convoy will rumouredly include a Daimler used by the late Queen Mother, and a Rolls-Royce used by the Sultan of Brunei.

She has also chosen celebrity undertakers F. A. Albin & Sons from ITV1 documentary Don't Drop The Coffin and selected the hymn 'All Things Bright And Beautiful'.

According to The Sun, nurses have told husband Jack Tweed and mother Jackiey Budden that Goody "will probably not wake up" the next time she falls into a deep sleep.

"It's over. Jade barely has the strength to talk. She will occasionally weep, but is too frail now to even squeeze her mum’s hand," a source said.

"The nurses talk to her quietly and do what they can to control the pain. Her disease has been so cruel to her - and for everyone who loves her, we just want her suffering to stop."

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PostRe: Jade Goody's death to be televised, as will her funeral.
by Vermin » Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:23 pm

Well at least we can all be sure that she's really dead.

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PostRe: Jade Goody's death to be televised, as will her funeral.
by Red Yoshi » Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:23 pm

She's still alive?

EDIT: Epic lulz at LivingTV :lol:

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PostRe: Jade Goody's death to be televised, as will her funeral.
by Dual » Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:25 pm

Sauce plz?

Sounds too shameless, even for Goody.

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PostRe: Jade Goody's death to be televised, as will her funeral.
by Cardinal Chunder » Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:26 pm

Absolutely strawberry floating ridiculous. She's not Princess Diana/The Queen Mother ffs.

I'm getting sick and tired of hearing about it.

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PostRe: Jade Goody's death to be televised, as will her funeral.
by KK » Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:28 pm

Red Yoshi wrote:EDIT: Epic lulz at LivingTV :lol:

I don't think the irony has been lost on anyone.

I do believe they aired her wedding last week, too.

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PostRe: Jade Goody's death to be televised, as will her funeral.
by Floex » Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:29 pm

CosmoKramer wrote:Absolutely strawberry floating ridiculous. She's not Princess Diana/The Queen Mother ffs.

I'm getting sick and tired of hearing about it.


Well, there must be a market for it

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PostRe: Jade Goody's death to be televised, as will her funeral.
by NGE » Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:30 pm

She's ill?

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PostRe: Jade Goody's death to be televised, as will her funeral.
by Dangerblade » Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:34 pm

Yeah, there aren't more important things than being on TV are there Jade?

Attention whore until the end. Don't give me any of that "raising awareness" shite either. She should be thinking about her strawberry floating kids. :fp:

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PostRe: Jade Goody's death to be televised, as will her funeral.
by Oh Teh Noes » Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:34 pm

Who's Jade Goody?

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PostRe: Jade Goody's death to be televised, as will her funeral.
by Godzilla » Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:34 pm

A racist bully who used her fame to get more money and fame. I can understand people being fans of celebs who are beautiful or talented but why be a fan of Jade? What on earth has she got to offer the world?

Living tv has reached a low not even ITV and Sky News would sink to, though they will show clips of her death no doubt.

I'll wait 'til someone uploads it to youtube, a fitting place for it where it can be greeted by the same level of hate she gave out in her life.

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PostRe: Jade Goody's death to be televised, as will her funeral.
by The People's ElboReformat » Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:35 pm

I hope she gets teabagged. And for that to be shown on TV too.

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PostRe: Jade Goody's death to be televised, as will her funeral.
by Cardinal Chunder » Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:37 pm

I read somewhere that she'd ignored a warning letter from a hospital after a smear test came back abnormal because she had to appear on CBB to get her £100,000 fee. That was a year and a half before she was diagnosed. She hoped it would go away on its own. :fp:

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PostRe: Jade Goody's death to be televised, as will her funeral.
by jiggles » Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:38 pm

I'm still bracing for the last minute 'miracle' cure.

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PostRe: Jade Goody's death to be televised, as will her funeral.
by Poncho » Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:39 pm

Apparently she's also signed a contract to appear in at least 5 episodes of Most Haunted Live.

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PostRe: Jade Goody's death to be televised, as will her funeral.
by Ironhide » Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:39 pm

CosmoKramer wrote:I'm getting sick and tired of hearing about it.


Don't worry, it won't be long now.




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PostRe: Jade Goody's death to be televised, as will her funeral.
by Floex » Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:40 pm

Poncho wrote:Apparently she's also signed a contract to appear in at least 5 episodes of Most Haunted Live.


:lol: So wrong

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by Something Fishy » Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:45 pm

This horrid strawberry floating trogg.

I wouldn't wish cancer on anyone, having seen Mum and wife suffer it but frankly to see a fat talentless pig make a fortune out of the illness makes me sick.

I hate the false sentiment. Why am I supposed to care about a nobody that I've never met? I don't and i'm not being told what to feel. Let her loved ones look afer her and me look after mine.

I lost my dad lastThursday , did we splatter it over the papers? no. Should we? course strawberry floating not. that's not how it works, only your loved ones care and only they should.

I'm sick of the site of her. I won't wish death on her buti do wish she would strawberry float right off.

This is not how you make people aware of cancer. Let honest people like us keep raising money and raising awareness in our own way you low life.

Rant mode off.

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PostRe: Jade Goody's death to be televised, as will her funeral.
by $ilva $hadow » Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:45 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: I'm breaking out the popcorn and beer. Cheering will ensue.

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PostRe: Jade Goody's death to be televised, as will her funeral.
by Jimmy Shedders » Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:46 pm

Something Fishy wrote:This horrid strawberry floating trogg.

I wouldn't wish cancer on anyone, having seen Mum and wife suffer it but frankly to see a fat talentless pig make a fortune out of the illness makes me sick.

I hate the false sentiment. Why am I supposed to care about a nobody that I've never met? I don't and i'm not being told what to feel. Let her loved ones look afer her and me look after mine.

I lost my dad lastThursday , did we splatter it over the papers? no. Should we? course strawberry floating not. that's not how it works, only your loved ones care and only they should.

I'm sick of the site of her. I won't wish death on her buti do wish she would strawberry float right off.

Rant mode off.


This is pretty much how I feel

And really sorry to hear about your dad mate.


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