Forumite Forfeit 2009 - MCN vs DML

[Mockmaster]

Hello and welcome to the first Forumite Forfeit Faceoff!

After randomly pairing forumites together, I asked them to devise forfeits for each other. YOU get to decide which forumite is going to do his forfeit. Such power. Make it count.


Please read the following forfeits and then vote on which you'd like to see. Please also comment on them in this thread. Thanks.



Our first matchup is what I like to call 'THE BATTLE OF THE 3 LETTER FORUMITES'.



MCN vs DML





MCN's proposed forfeit for DML:

So, DML, hey? That's a doozy. What does DML like more than anything (except cartoon cats)? That's right, he loves his quiz shows. Maybe he needs the money, maybe he craves being on the telly, no-one knows for sure. What is certain is that he will cock it up spectacularly at some point.

I'm going on the assumption that he simply likes to have his funny little face on the telly, so I'm going to give him something like what he wants. For the next week, whenever he wishes to convey an emotion in a post, he must not use one of the stock emoticons. Instead he most post either a picture or a short video of him expressing the appropriate emotion. To stop his posts becoming huge, poorly formatted video-fests, he must only use a maximum of one emotion in a post.

DML's proposed forfeit for MCN:

Dear old MCN - you lovable old scamp.

You may not realise this, but you've scored the worst draw you could have possibly got, because I've done every single one of these and never lost. Thats a record I don't really want to see broken now.

So, because of that I'm going to appeal to the Trekkie in you.

If you lose this years Forumite Forfeit, you must dress up for us and take a set of photos of yourself dressed as a KLINGON.

The following features of the 'costume' should be included.

A menacing scowl
A monobrow
A weapon of some kind
An action pose in a suitable enviroment.
Most importantly of all, a cornish pasty should be used to emulate the distinctive Klingon cranium.

Failure to complete the forfeit will see the forum go 'Reku Kehhn Mahk' on your arse, or some kinda of Klingon rubbish like that!

GRCADE - set your phazors to STUN!

Yours sincerely,

DML.

:3

The poll will run for 24 hours.

Vote away!

[chalkitdown]

This one's a doozy. MCN as a klingon please.

[Benj]

After Googling Klingon to see what he looked like ( ), I decided to go with that forfeit. Good luck to the both of you though. x

[Count Nood]

Blates MCN dressed as a Klingon.

[Mommy Christmas]

MCN - you're strawberry floated.

[aayl1]

Obviously the Klingon one, though I'd have added in a "also he can't post for a week" clause to seal the deal.

[SEP]

Damn, I need to find a cornish pasty, now. Can't I use some other pastry product?

[Qikz]

MCN as a Klingon. FOR GREAT JUSTICE!

[Buffalo]

Blates MCN dressed as a Klingon.

[Rog]

I wanted to screw DML over after his "I've never lost" cockiness but then I read the rest

MCN as a klingon please.

[SEP]

I'll happily concede defeat early if I can use something other than a cornish pasty for the ridges. I'll be doing some baking soon, and I could make ridges out of spare pastry, you see. Plus, I don't like Cornish Pasties, so it would be a waste of money buying one purely to stick to my head.

[Hulohot]

MCN as Klingon!

[Drumstick]

My vote for MCN has been registered.

[Pontius Pilate]

gooseberry fools gonna be good.

[Irene Demova]

It has to be a pasty

[JK]

You may not realise this, but you've scored the worst draw you could have possibly got, because I've done every single one of these and never lost. Thats a record I don't really want to see broken now.

Automatic vote for DML to do the forfeit. Even though I've just seen the results and its a bit of a landslide the other way.

Oh well.

[SEP]

It has to be a pasty

I can't afford a pasty. Everything else I can do, as I have a few cardboard boxes lying around.

[Zartan]

MCN -> Klingon now!

[Eighthours]

Despite DML's hideous arrogance in his post, MCN has to do the forfeit.

[Luboluke]

MCN as Klingon then, even if DML came acoss extremley arrogant.