Lily Allen involved in 'brutal' snowball fight.

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PostLily Allen involved in 'brutal' snowball fight.
by KK » Tue Feb 03, 2009 5:01 pm

The Mirror via Digital Spy wrote:Lily Allen's bodyguard had to rescue her from a snowball fight that turned nasty in North London yesterday.

According to the The Mirror, the songwriter was protected by her minder after a gang of youths bombarded her with snowballs.

An onlooker said: "She took it in good spirits at first but it got more relentless. Some people told the gang to stop before people started squaring up to them.

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"As she was going down the hill it kicked off and her bodyguard stepped in."

The police arrived and made six arrests but not before one man was badly beaten [what were in the snowballs, rocks? - KK], reports the newspaper.


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PostRe: Lily Allen involved in 'brutal' snowball fight.
by Vermin » Tue Feb 03, 2009 5:07 pm

You live to fight another day, Allen. Soon, though. Soon, they'll get you.

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PostRe: Lily Allen involved in 'brutal' snowball fight.
by LewisD » Tue Feb 03, 2009 5:16 pm

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PostRe: Lily Allen involved in 'brutal' snowball fight.
by abcd » Tue Feb 03, 2009 5:23 pm

I used to think Lilly Allen was a double barrelled first name.

Then I realised Allen for a woman would be wrong.

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PostRe: Lily Allen involved in 'brutal' snowball fight.
by Eighthours » Tue Feb 03, 2009 5:33 pm

Did Lily Smile as she tried to Knock 'Em Out with the snowballs?

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PostRe: Lily Allen involved in 'brutal' snowball fight.
by Vermin » Tue Feb 03, 2009 5:38 pm

"It's not me throwing snowballs, it's you." *oooof!*

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PostRe: Lily Allen involved in 'brutal' snowball fight.
by Weapon of Choice » Tue Feb 03, 2009 5:52 pm

She's got 3 nipples.

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PostRe: Lily Allen involved in 'brutal' snowball fight.
by SEP » Tue Feb 03, 2009 6:24 pm

She can toss my balls any time.

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PostRe: Lily Allen involved in 'brutal' snowball fight.
by Shalashaska » Tue Feb 03, 2009 6:30 pm

She can touch my penis.

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PostRe: Lily Allen involved in 'brutal' snowball fight.
by Banjo » Tue Feb 03, 2009 6:41 pm

I have an erection.

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PostRe: Lily Allen involved in 'brutal' snowball fight.
by Jimmy Shedders » Tue Feb 03, 2009 6:42 pm

I have Banjo's erection.

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PostRe: Lily Allen involved in 'brutal' snowball fight.
by Banjo » Tue Feb 03, 2009 6:49 pm

He'll be chuffed.

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PostRe: Lily Allen involved in 'brutal' snowball fight.
by Jimmy Shedders » Tue Feb 03, 2009 6:51 pm

No Banjo, you are the erections.

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PostRe: Lily Allen involved in 'brutal' snowball fight.
by Banjo » Tue Feb 03, 2009 6:56 pm

And then my erection was a zombie.

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PostRe: Lily Allen involved in 'brutal' snowball fight.
by Fatal Exception » Tue Feb 03, 2009 7:12 pm

No one has my erection.

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PostRe: Lily Allen involved in 'brutal' snowball fight.
by Jax » Tue Feb 03, 2009 7:35 pm

IN OTHER NEWS, A CHILD WAS IN SHOCK YESTERDAY AFTER BEING GIVEN A TEASPOON TO EAT HIS SUGAR PUFFS. MORE, AT 10.

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PostRe: Lily Allen involved in 'brutal' snowball fight.
by Turok » Tue Feb 03, 2009 7:42 pm

I much prefer Lovely Allen.

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PostRe: Lily Allen involved in 'brutal' snowball fight.
by Vermin » Tue Feb 03, 2009 8:03 pm

Turok wrote:I much prefer Lovely Allen.


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PostRe: Lily Allen involved in 'brutal' snowball fight.
by Mafro » Tue Feb 03, 2009 10:28 pm

Weapon of Choice wrote:She's got 3 nipples.


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PostRe: Lily Allen involved in 'brutal' snowball fight.
by Lime » Tue Feb 03, 2009 11:35 pm

but.... who was erection?



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