The Hawn/Hudson Scenario...

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Hawn/Hudson Incest Threesome?

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PostThe Hawn/Hudson Scenario...
by LewisD » Sat Oct 18, 2008 8:55 pm

Ok.. picture the scene!

You're in a bar/club/pub/party, whatever.
And the absolutey lovely Kate Hudson comes up to you and says that she'll sleep with you.

However, she'll only sleep with you if you agree to have an incestuous threesome with her and her mother - Goldie Hawn.
Would you?

Let's look at some recent pictures:

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I sure as hell would! And I know Aneurin would (Our perverted MSN convo is the reason for this thread)
How about you guys?
Can you look past the Incest?
Can you look past the oldness of Hawn (Even though she was a stunner back in her day)?
Can you sex Hudson knowing that she's been in about 1million films with detestable Matthew McConaughey?

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PostRe: The Hawn/Hudson Scenario...
by Jax » Sat Oct 18, 2008 8:57 pm

Paper bag job for Hawn.

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PostRe: The Hawn/Hudson Scenario...
by Alvin Flummux » Sat Oct 18, 2008 9:11 pm

Yes.

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PostRe: The Hawn/Hudson Scenario...
by jamcc » Sat Oct 18, 2008 9:12 pm

Yes. And I don't think Kate Hudson is that great either.

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PostRe: The Hawn/Hudson Scenario...
by coldspice » Sat Oct 18, 2008 9:28 pm

Is the inclusion of the mother meant to be a 'catch'?

The mum/daughter threesome is the holy grail of sexual conquests!

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PostRe: The Hawn/Hudson Scenario...
by Cardinal Chunder » Sat Oct 18, 2008 9:29 pm

Minty14 wrote:Is the inclusion of the mother meant to be a 'catch'?

The mum/daughter threesome is the holy grail of sexual conquests!


I don't know whether it's because it's her mum or because it's Goldie Hawn...

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PostRe: The Hawn/Hudson Scenario...
by Fatal Exception » Sat Oct 18, 2008 9:33 pm

Oh god, I've wanted to rail Kate since Almost Famous. I'd put up with the mother to get at that. Goldie was hot in her hayday, It's a crying shame she hasn't aged well.

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PostRe: The Hawn/Hudson Scenario...
by Fatal Exception » Sat Oct 18, 2008 9:37 pm

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PostRe: The Hawn/Hudson Scenario...
by Oxx » Sat Oct 18, 2008 10:25 pm

Hells yeah.

And Susan Sarandon + daughter.

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PostRe: The Hawn/Hudson Scenario...
by LewisD » Sat Oct 18, 2008 10:26 pm

Oxx wrote:Hells yeah.

And Susan Sarandon + daughter.

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Could you imagine the foursomes?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

*Cums*

Edit: FIVESOMES! :D :lol: :fp:

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PostRe: The Hawn/Hudson Scenario...
by Oxx » Sat Oct 18, 2008 10:31 pm

Sarandon is the Queen of MILFs. I'm trying to think of other combos to mention, but Sarandon is the ultimate.

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PostRe: The Hawn/Hudson Scenario...
by Qikz » Sat Oct 18, 2008 10:39 pm

It would be worth it. :shock:

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PostRe: The Hawn/Hudson Scenario...
by Oh Teh Noes » Sat Oct 18, 2008 10:41 pm

Hell strawberry floating YES.

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PostRe: The Hawn/Hudson Scenario...
by Iron Nan » Sat Oct 18, 2008 10:42 pm

This a great thread. 8-)

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PostRe: The Hawn/Hudson Scenario...
by Poncho » Sun Oct 19, 2008 12:36 am

I wouldn't feel uncomfortable.

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PostRe: The Hawn/Hudson Scenario...
by Denster » Sun Oct 19, 2008 1:43 pm

I would in both scenarios.

But how about susan sarandon and kate hudson. Oh sweet jesus!


Its a faptacular!

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PostRe: The Hawn/Hudson Scenario...
by Iron Nan » Sun Oct 19, 2008 1:46 pm

Who said no?

You ruined that perfect chart! :x

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PostRe: The Hawn/Hudson Scenario...
by NGE » Sun Oct 19, 2008 1:49 pm

It's better than the Hudson Hawk scenario.

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PostRe: The Hawn/Hudson Scenario...
by Corazon de Leon » Sun Oct 19, 2008 1:52 pm

NGE wrote:It's better than the Hudson Hawk scenario.



Which is what, sex with Bruce Willis?

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PostRe: The Hawn/Hudson Scenario...
by Iron Nan » Sun Oct 19, 2008 1:53 pm

Or possibly sex with Kate Hudson on a Hawk?

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