Advice on this chick I been tryna get

[BobbyDigital]

Yo what up mayne???

Let me give you a quick run down on what's been happening.

I was out and met this fine chick, had a lil dance and talk but when I grabbed her booty she wasn't feeling it and we go back to talking, then leave her for a bit and her friends and her go.

Bump into her a couple months later at the same club and she comes over to me and we start talking and all that. She drops me her business card with info to holla at her with.

Then her mate brings her back to me and is like my mate (the girl) thinks your strawberry floating gorgeous. I was like, look, lets go have a cigarette and have a talk. She was drunk and I was driving and sober so ain't wanna make a move.

I say to her Ima ring her or whatever and we leave the club.

So I text her to her work number and ain't get a reply for a day or two, then she text back like yo, whats up and all that.

So I text her again but it don't deliver for time, then she left me a voice mail with her own mobile number to holla at her with.

So I holla and she said she been busy with work and had a genuine reason why she wouldn't be able to go for a drink for a couple of weeks.

So the weekend was a couple of weeks and I text her but she ain't get back to me.

Is she on it do you think mayne???

This is long things cause she hard to get hold of. When I phoned her we was chatting for ages and everything seemed kool.

I get the feeling she ain't really on it mayne, what do you all think???

[Hexx]

tl:dr

Kill yourself.

[NGE]

Hmm.

Rock out with your Glock out.

[BobbyDigital]

tl:dr

Kill yourself.

Suck your mums and keep it moving mayne, when was the last time you even talked to a woman outside of your family fool???

[Denster]

Is this Igor's alt account?

[Hexx]

tl:dr

Kill yourself.

Suck your mums and keep it moving mayne, when was the last time you even talked to a woman outside of your family fool???

14 seconds ago.

[Joer]

Don't like Hexx. You're a bummer.

[Gandalf]

Maybe something like, stop talking like a twat might help??

[BobbyDigital]

tl:dr

Kill yourself.

Suck your mums and keep it moving mayne, when was the last time you even talked to a woman outside of your family fool???

14 seconds ago.

Fair play, you still a geek though son.

[Hexx]

Don't like Hexx. You're a bummer.

I've been meaning to ask, are you ok? You haven't mentioned the fact that you've got a girlfriend with whom you have Coitus in the last 15 minutes?

[BobbyDigital]

Yo mayne, get at me with some real advice mayne.

[abcd]

Your infatuation is based on a physical attraction. Talk to the woman and you'll realize you have nothing in common.

[Mockmaster]

Maybe something like, stop talking like a twat might help??

GANDALF JUSTICE strikes again!

[Abs]

strawberry float her off, find someone else, you need a bitch that is real.

[BobbyDigital]

Your infatuation is based on a physical attraction. Talk to the woman and you'll realize you have nothing in common.

What makes you say that though???

[Abs]

Don't like Hexx. You're a bummer.

I've been meaning to ask, are you ok? You haven't mentioned the fact that you've got a girlfriend with whom you have Coitus in the last 15 minutes?

Heh heh

[abcd]

Your infatuation is based on a physical attraction. Talk to the woman and you'll realize you have nothing in common.

What makes you say that though???

It was written on a bar mat.

Other than that, I'm all out on advice.

[Joer]

Don't like Hexx. You're a bummer.

I've been meaning to ask, are you ok? You haven't mentioned the fact that you've got a girlfriend with whom you have Coitus in the last 15 minutes?

Yeah i'm good tar. We're getting serious now... I bought her some doughnuts the other day!

[BobbyDigital]

Maybe something like, stop talking like a twat might help??

GANDALF JUSTICE strikes again!

Mayne I ain't tryna hear what Gandalf is chatting, Lord of The Sore Rings ass mother strawberry floater.

This is chick is from Slough ends, she know how peeps talk so it's all good.

[Steve]

Yo what up mayne???

Let me give you a quick run down on what's been happening.

I was out and met this fine chick, had a lil dance and talk but when I grabbed her booty she wasn't feeling it and we go back to talking, then leave her for a bit and her friends and her go.

Bump into her a couple months later at the same club and she comes over to me and we start talking and all that. She drops me her business card with info to holla at her with.

Then her mate brings her back to me and is like my mate (the girl) thinks your strawberry floating gorgeous. I was like, look, lets go have a cigarette and have a talk. She was drunk and I was driving and sober so ain't wanna make a move.

I say to her Ima ring her or whatever and we leave the club.

So I text her to her work number and ain't get a reply for a day or two, then she text back like yo, whats up and all that.

So I text her again but it don't deliver for time, then she left me a voice mail with her own mobile number to holla at her with.

So I holla and she said she been busy with work and had a genuine reason why she wouldn't be able to go for a drink for a couple of weeks.

So the weekend was a couple of weeks and I text her but she ain't get back to me.

Is she on it do you think mayne???

This is long things cause she hard to get hold of. When I phoned her we was chatting for ages and everything seemed kool.

I get the feeling she ain't really on it mayne, what do you all think???

Have a wank.