Smell my cheese, you mother!

[Songwriter]

Dont shine that torch in my face mate...lost a pint of blood.

[JK]

Michael, I'm just getting a Ginsters from the fridge, put it on my slate.

Don't get Bond wrong!

...that was just noise.

Dere's more ta Oireland dan dis!

[Songwriter]

I saw Steve Coogan's show in Norwich.

When AP came out, he went:

Oh its great to be in....(to offstage) er...where are we? (laugh) Only Joking. ..... I'm in Norwich.

[Songwriter]

I liked Saxondale!

He's doing a six part sit-com with Rob Brydon called "The Trip" which will air this autumn on BBC2:

Michael Winterbottom, the British film director who made Welcome to Sarajevo and 24 Hour Party People – and was criticised for his controversial 9 Songs and this summer's The Killer Inside Me – has turned to English food for his next project.

The award-winning director is to bring an improvised sitcom to BBC2 in September purporting to tell the story of the working life of the Observer's restaurant critic, played by the comedian Steve Coogan. Called The Trip, the series was filmed in the Lake District, Lancashire and the Yorkshire Dales over four weeks earlier this year. Coogan plays alongside his friend Rob Brydon as "loose versions of themselves" visiting a selection of top restaurants and researching a series of reviews for the Observer.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/culture/2010/jul/25/steve-coogan-rob-brydon-restaurant

I thought it was a film they were making.

[Avon]

Anyone listened to the Radio Shows? They are brilliant.

[St Nick]

"Ooooo Ladyboys!"

[Neo Cortex]

Would you like a....lapdance?

[Rightey]

http://whatisalan.ytmnd.com/

Dr. No!...

Vocal chords.

[Neo Cortex]

No way you big spastic! You're a MENTALLIST!!!!

[Fatal Exception]

Goooooold finger,
He's the man,
The man with the Midas touch....

[Monkey Man]

A-HA! HE’S been off-screen for seven years but Alan Partridge is making a comeback on the internet.

The cult comedy character, played by Steve Coogan, is making 12 shows which will be available to download from November 5.

Speaking in character, Partridge said: "I am delighted to announce that after years as a regional broadcaster on North Norfolk Digital my groundbreaking radio segment, Mid Morning Matters, will now be accessible to a potential audience of billions via the World Wide Web.

"That it has taken Foster’s to help realise my dream of joining the information superhighway is a damning indictment of the established broadcasters whose shabby treatment of me on Sept 10th 2001 was frankly shabby.

"I made dozens of calls the next day, all of which were ignored.

"My appreciation must go to Armando Iannucci and Baby Cow for ignoring the lies, god bless them. In the meantime I look forward to "hanging out ‘n’ chillin" with the MySpace generation."

The second series of I’m Alan Partridge aired in 2002, while the character made a one-off return for the mockumentary Anglian Lives the following year.

Since then he has only reprised the role onstage at stand up shows around the country.

The series will be available from http://www.fostersfunny.co.uk

http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/201 ... -22625780/

Kiss my face!

[abcd]

[Fatal Exception]

Back of the net!

[SandyCoin]

Jurassic Park!

[Cuttooth]

Kiss my face.

[JK]

Cashback.

[SandyCoin]

ooooh, an alien judge...

BONO?!

[Dual]

Wings, the band The Beatles could have been.

[Psychic]

SHITTY ZOMBIES!

[Cuttooth]

I just want to be able to say "I'm Alan Partridge. Join me tonight when my guests will be, I don't know, Chris Rea". Actually, he lives in the area. I could have had him over. "Alright Chris!", "Hello Alan I didn't know you'd moved in", "Yeah, just moved in, last week. I'm having a barbecue, fancy coming over?", "I'd love to! Do you mind if I bring my guitar?", "I'd rather you didn't, it's not that kind of area. Do you like Mini Kievs?", "I love them! But my wife's vegetarian", "Doesn't matter. She can have fish", "No she won't eat that either", "Oh forget it!. You people". Go on, Lynn. These people are starting to annoy me.