David vs Goliath

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PostDavid vs Goliath
by Preezy » Tue Oct 27, 2009 4:27 pm

November 7th, Sky Box Office
http://www.skysports.com/haye

7ft 2in Nikolay Valuev will defend his WBA Heavyweight title against 6ft 2in challenger David "The Hayemaker" Haye.

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As much as I like David Haye, I just can't see him knocking this monolith out.

Anyone else interested in this freak-show?

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PostRe: David vs Goliath
by Balloon Sod » Tue Oct 27, 2009 4:29 pm

How is this possible? Don't the atheletic commisions ban between-class fighting in boxing?

Edit: Actually, are they both heavyweights?

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PostRe: David vs Goliath
by LewisD » Tue Oct 27, 2009 4:29 pm

He is strawberry floating hairy.

Thus he's bound to win. He's got testosterone coming out of his ears.

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PostRe: David vs Goliath
by melatonin » Tue Oct 27, 2009 4:30 pm

Man, Timble looks pissed.

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PostRe: David vs Goliath
by Eighthours » Tue Oct 27, 2009 4:30 pm

That guy clearly needs a back wax. :shock: :fp:

Eeeeeugh.

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PostRe: David vs Goliath
by Preezy » Tue Oct 27, 2009 4:30 pm

Balloon Sod wrote:How is this possible? Don't the atheletic commisions ban between-class fighting in boxing?

Edit: Actually, are they both heavyweights?


Yeh they are both Heavyweights, Valuev just eats his spinach

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PostRe: David vs Goliath
by JK » Tue Oct 27, 2009 4:31 pm

I wondered how Timble was getting on.

EDIT: GODDAMN YOU MELATONIN!

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PostRe: David vs Goliath
by Harry Bizzle » Tue Oct 27, 2009 4:31 pm

That's bloody ridiculous.


Wikipedia wrote:Haye confirmed that he will meet the current WBA champion Nikolay Valuev on 7 November in the Nuremberg Arena, Nuremberg, Germany which Sky are billing as David and Goliath.[8] Apparently showing no fear of his 7 foot 2 opponent, Haye said: ""He is the ugliest thing I have ever seen. I have watched Lord of the Rings and films with strange looking people, but for a human being to look like he does is pretty shocking."



And yeh, he's a heavyweight.

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PostRe: David vs Goliath
by LewisD » Tue Oct 27, 2009 4:33 pm

melatonin wrote:Man, Timble looks pissed.


:lol: :lol: !

It really is Timbo!

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PostRe: David vs Goliath
by Harry Bizzle » Tue Oct 27, 2009 4:34 pm

David Haye wrote:"David only needed a slingshot and a stone to flatten Goliath, and I'm convinced my right hand generates more power than a stone"


F = ma, fool.

Not to mention the stone wasn't a padded glove.


You're strawberry floated.

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PostRe: David vs Goliath
by Preezy » Tue Oct 27, 2009 4:34 pm

It will just be really interesting to see if Haye, who is obviously more mobile, will have any defence when the inevitable hammerblow comes from ABOVE his own head and crashes down on his skull. It's going to be immense! :lol:

A real speed vs power battle, although I'm sure if Haye could connect a punch then he'd probably do some major damage himself

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PostRe: David vs Goliath
by Floex » Tue Oct 27, 2009 4:34 pm

We have a topic for things like this :cry:

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PostRe: David vs Goliath
by Preezy » Tue Oct 27, 2009 4:35 pm

:fp: Sorry Heonix, but for a one off freak fight surely this deserves it's own thread, if just for the pictures of Valuev alone!

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PostRe: David vs Goliath
by abcd » Tue Oct 27, 2009 4:53 pm

It's like Rocky vs Ivan Drago.

Except it isn't really.

I like David Haye, but I can't see Valuev getting beat.

I would even go as far to say that it wouldn't be good Valuev for money to order it on box office.

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PostRe: David vs Goliath
by LewisD » Tue Oct 27, 2009 4:54 pm

Preezy wrote::fp: Sorry Heonix, but for a one off freak fight surely this deserves it's own thread, if just for the pictures of Valuev alone!

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Is that his missus?

She must hate the dick.

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PostRe: David vs Goliath
by Preezy » Tue Oct 27, 2009 4:56 pm

abcd wrote:I would even go as far to say that it wouldn't be good Valuev for money to order it on box office.


Comedian are we?

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PostRe: David vs Goliath
by abcd » Tue Oct 27, 2009 4:57 pm

it would appear that I added an extra v by mistake.

Sorry

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PostRe: David vs Goliath
by Preezy » Tue Oct 27, 2009 4:59 pm

LewisD wrote:Is that his missus?

She must hate the dick.


It must look like a 3rd leg :shock:

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PostRe: David vs Goliath
by Alvin Flummux » Tue Oct 27, 2009 4:59 pm

He could actually snap her in two. :lol:

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PostRe: David vs Goliath
by Ario » Tue Oct 27, 2009 5:01 pm

Haye seemed like a decent guy when he was on Soccer AM a few weeks back.
I hope he pulls through, but I don't see it happening.

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