Least favourite Actors and Actresses

[Mockmaster]

Actor: Denzel Washington. For directing and acting in the worst film ever made: Antwone Fisher and also The Bone Collector.

Actress: Natascha McElhone. For being shite in everything.

[Drunken_Master]

Bernard Bresslaw.

[Mockmaster]

[Ginga]

That utter spacker Colin Farrell.

"Tee-hee, everyone I play is Irish!"

[Drunken_Master]

He was gooseberry fool in Krull. Come to think of it, it was a gooseberry fool film anyway.

[Mockmaster]

He was gooseberry fool in Krull. Come to think of it, it was a gooseberry fool film anyway.

Rell the Cyclops was the best thing about Krull and you know it. And it was better than The Beastmaster and Hawk the Slayer.

[Steve]

Wanker!



Wanker!



Wanker! (not really)

[Drunken_Master]

He was gooseberry fool in Krull. Come to think of it, it was a gooseberry fool film anyway.

Rell the Cyclops was the best thing about Krull and you know it. And it was better than The Beastmaster and Hawk the Slayer.

Hawk the Slayer was gooseberry fool too. The guy who played the giant ruined it. RUINED IT.

Anyway, in terms of worst actors of all time, Bresslaw is second only to The Amazing Crisswell.

[Count Nood]

That utter spacker Colin Farrell.

"Tee-hee, everyone I play is Irish!"

He was in Miami Vice, possibly the worst film I've ever seeen.

[Drunken_Master]

That utter spacker Colin Farrell.

"Tee-hee, everyone I play is Irish!"

He was in Miami Vice, possibly the worst film I've ever seeen.

You haven't seen Krull then.

[Alvin Flummux]

Vinnie Jones and Helen Victoria Baxendale.

[Ginga]

That utter spacker Colin Farrell.

"Tee-hee, everyone I play is Irish!"

He was in Miami Vice, possibly the worst film I've ever seeen.

strawberry float Miami Vice.

HE WAS IN ALEXANDER

[Mockmaster]

That utter spacker Colin Farrell.

"Tee-hee, everyone I play is Irish!"

He was in Miami Vice, possibly the worst film I've ever seeen.

You haven't seen Krull then.

Krull is a modern masterpiece.

I mean, it features the Glaive, second only to the Lightsaber as the best sci-fi weapon of all time;

[Lime]

Clive Owen. I never quite believe him as an actor - just seems too..... act-y.

[Akai XIII]

Jason Statham, Nicholas Cage and Shia LaBeouf.

Wankers!

[Ginga]

[Drunken_Master]

That utter spacker Colin Farrell.

"Tee-hee, everyone I play is Irish!"

He was in Miami Vice, possibly the worst film I've ever seeen.

You haven't seen Krull then.

Krull is a modern masterpiece.

I mean, it features the Glaive, second only to the Lightsaber as the best sci-fi weapon of all time;

That maybe the case. Doesn't excuse the fact Bresslaw completely and utterly ruins it. It would have been as successful as Dune without him.

[bear]

Renee Zellweger

[Mockmaster]

Tolkien nor Philip K. Dick could have envisaged McKellan or Ford bringing their characters to life as Bresslaw did with Rell the Cyclops.

[Gandalf]

Hugh Grant - One trick pony. "Hey Hugh, we got a part as a bumbling, toff speaking twat, are you in?" and
Chris Rock - Twat.