TCRT2 - A wretched hive of scum and villainy? Also, bingo.

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PostTCRT2 - A wretched hive of scum and villainy? Also, bingo.
by Igor » Sat Aug 01, 2009 2:14 pm

I didn't win at Bingo. £15 wasted! Girlfriend's mate's boyfriend won £335 though. He would have won £1000 if two other people hadn't have called the house at the same time. Some women won four times through out the night, she must have went home with just under £2000. We looked for her in the carpark, but to no avail.

Anyone have any Bingo related stories to share?



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Also, anyone know the chances of getting someone pregnant if you're inside them for about.. 10 minutes say, without cumming? A friend wants to know.

Seriously, a friend.

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PostRe: TCRT2 - A wretched hive of scum and villainy? Also, bingo.
by Hank Scorpio » Sat Aug 01, 2009 2:15 pm

I'm off to Turkey for a week in a hour. See you all back here next Sunday 8-)

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PostRe: TCRT2 - A wretched hive of scum and villainy? Also, bingo.
by Cuttooth » Sat Aug 01, 2009 2:17 pm

Igor wrote:Also, anyone know the chances of getting someone pregnant if you're inside them for about.. 10 minutes say, without cumming? A friend wants to know.

Seriously, a friend.


I think Cuttooth would be a good name for your baby. It's unisex too.

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by bigcheez2k3 » Sat Aug 01, 2009 2:18 pm

8-)

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PostRe: TCRT2 - A wretched hive of scum and villainy? Also, bingo.
by Prototype » Sat Aug 01, 2009 2:20 pm

Good work.

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PostRe: TCRT2 - A wretched hive of scum and villainy? Also, bingo.
by Igor » Sat Aug 01, 2009 2:25 pm

Cuttooth wrote:
Igor wrote:Also, anyone know the chances of getting someone pregnant if you're inside them for about.. 10 minutes say, without cumming? A friend wants to know.

Seriously, a friend.


I think Cuttooth would be a good name for your baby. It's unisex too.


A quick Google suggests my friend should be okay. That is good news. :shifty:

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PostRe: TCRT2 - A wretched hive of scum and villainy? Also, bingo.
by Cuttooth » Sat Aug 01, 2009 2:26 pm

Will Baby Cuttooth ever be born? :cry:

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PostRe: TCRT2 - A wretched hive of scum and villainy? Also, bingo.
by Sigmon Fraud » Sat Aug 01, 2009 2:39 pm

Igor wrote:

Also, anyone know the chances of getting someone pregnant if you're inside them for about.. 10 minutes say, without cumming? A friend wants to know.

Seriously, a friend.


The chances? Slim, but it's not impossible. Your friend should also be worried about the STDs he may have caught off the skank that let him do that.

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PostRe: TCRT2 - A wretched hive of scum and villainy? Also, bingo.
by Qikz » Sat Aug 01, 2009 2:52 pm

Brother, nice name for the thread. Also first page post in an epic thread.

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by The People's ElboReformat » Sat Aug 01, 2009 3:03 pm

I can has first page post?

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PostRe: TCRT2 - A wretched hive of scum and villainy? Also, bingo.
by SEP » Sat Aug 01, 2009 3:05 pm

I, for one, welcome our new TCRT2 overlords.

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PostRe: TCRT2 - A wretched hive of scum and villainy? Also, bingo.
by gaminglegend » Sat Aug 01, 2009 3:09 pm

Jesus Im bored, been up since 6 not at work till 4 and Ive literally been waiting to go to work :fp:

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by Oh Teh Noes » Sat Aug 01, 2009 3:21 pm

Igor wrote:Also, anyone know the chances of getting someone pregnant if you're inside them for about.. 10 minutes say, without cumming? A friend wants to know.

Seriously, a friend.

Worst "I had sex recently" post ever.

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PostRe: TCRT2 - A wretched hive of scum and villainy? Also, bingo.
by Sigmon Fraud » Sat Aug 01, 2009 3:23 pm

Is it really sex if no one cums? Or if they tell you to stop after 10 minutes because you're so bad?

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PostRe: TCRT2 - A wretched hive of scum and villainy? Also, bingo.
by gaminglegend » Sat Aug 01, 2009 3:29 pm

These TCRT threads really should be stickied :wub:

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PostRe: TCRT2 - A wretched hive of scum and villainy? Also, bingo.
by The People's ElboReformat » Sat Aug 01, 2009 3:29 pm

gaminglegend wrote:These TCRT threads really should be stickied :wub:


lolno.

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PostRe: TCRT2 - A wretched hive of scum and villainy? Also, bingo.
by Oh Teh Noes » Sat Aug 01, 2009 3:31 pm

I'm going over my mate's new place in Bristol to play videogames and drink wine tonight. Should be fun.

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by SEP » Sat Aug 01, 2009 3:33 pm

The back of my neck is peeling.

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PostRe: TCRT2 - A wretched hive of scum and villainy? Also, bingo.
by Memento Mori » Sat Aug 01, 2009 3:35 pm

Cuttooth wrote:Will Baby Cuttooth ever be born? :cry:

Not looking likely is it?

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PostRe: TCRT2 - A wretched hive of scum and villainy? Also, bingo.
by Cuttooth » Sat Aug 01, 2009 3:38 pm

Memento Mori wrote:
Cuttooth wrote:Will Baby Cuttooth ever be born? :cry:

Not looking likely is it?


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