GRcade Pirates FC - Newcastle p84

[Spindash]

Another offer:

Blackburn - SpaceJebus
£2.7m up front

[Zellery]

He doesn't post often in this thread does he? Same with SpaceJebus.

I say get rid!

[Cuttooth]

Did he play much last season?

[Zellery]

Spinny did say he'd like to get rid of a few of the inactives to make some space.

Cutty might even get a game now!

[Spindash]

Did he play much last season?

Four starts, three from the bench.

Bid accepted.

6/8 - GR draw Finland's Helsingin Jalkapalloklubi in the fourth qualifying round of the Europa League. The first leg will be at home on August 13.

[Cuttooth]

Cutty might even get a game now!

He's a defender, I'm a midfielder.

EDIT - Jesus, how many qualifying rounds are there?!

[Hank Scorpio]

Haven't had a look in yet. May consider my options elsewhere.

[Spindash]

I could do with an answer on that Alex Harman bid.

Try and get £2.5 mill up front and £5 mill over 24 months.

Middlesbrough met the demands.

[Count Nood]

SpaceJebus is a right back, isn't he? Get rid.

[Zellery]

Cutty might even get a game now!

He's a defender, I'm a midfielder.

EDIT - Jesus, how many qualifying rounds are there?!

I was just going on the proviso of if we get rid of enough actual bodies there won't be anyone left thus meaning you have to play.

[The People's ElboReformat]

I'm very active in this thread. Not so much on the pitch though.

Once you get rid of all the good players I'll start looking good and get more games....

[Cuttooth]

Cutty might even get a game now!

He's a defender, I'm a midfielder.

EDIT - Jesus, how many qualifying rounds are there?!

I was just going on the proviso of if we get rid of enough actual bodies there won't be anyone left thus meaning you have to play.

The Spingaff will just sign replacements.

[teh bork]

I could do with an answer on that Alex Harman bid.

Try and get £2.5 mill up front and £5 mill over 24 months.

Middlesbrough met the demands.

Still with the sell on clause? How much is Alex Harman worth and did he play often and well last year?

[Roonmastor]

Are the new signings eligible for European football?

[Spindash]

I could do with an answer on that Alex Harman bid.

Try and get £2.5 mill up front and £5 mill over 24 months.

Middlesbrough met the demands.

Still with the sell on clause? How much is Alex Harman worth and did he play often and well last year?

I've accepted it. The sell-on clause was still there, and although Alex Harman had a good season last term, I had to remember his "forgetting" to turn up to training on two occasions, and his transfer request in January. So I accepted it.

10/8 - SpaceJebus moves to Blackburn for £2.7m.

10/8 - Alex Harman moves to Middlesbrough in a deal worth £7.5m.

Are the new signings eligible for European football?

The ones signed up to now are eligible for the next round. Any signed after won't be, although they will be eligible if we qualify for the group stage.

[Scotticus Erroticus]

Im on fire!

[Spindash]

13/8 - International call-ups

France U21s Stig
Scotland U21s Pred

Faroe Islands Scotticus Erroticus

13/8 - GRcade Pirates vs. Helsingin Jalkapalloklubi

Line-ups
GRcade (4-4-2): St Nick - Rog, DML, MCN, Phoenix Tennant - final-fx, Mr Plough, Cora, Roonmastor - GM, Scotticus Erroticus. Subs: Irene Demova, BTB, Spindash, Stig, Drumstick, Kanbei, Adam Pollard.

HJK (4-4-2): Puputti - Ahola, Kankaanpaa, J. Hamalinen, Anttila - Mannila, Bjork, Valsanen, Tainio - Aho, K. Hamalinen. Subs: Seppala, Sjoblom, Laitila, Aho, Hahl, Pyhalto, Koivisto.

First half

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| | 1 min | Kick Off | 0 : 0 |
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| | | HJK got the game underway | |
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| | 6 min | | 0 : 0 |
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| | | Scotticus Erroticus was in need of the physio and hobbled off for treatment | |
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| | 8 min | | 0 : 0 |
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| | | Scotticus Erroticus looked to latch onto it | |
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| | | Scotticus Erroticus came forward | |
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| | | Scotticus Erroticus continued to come forward unopposed | |
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| | | Scotticus Erroticus advanced with the ball | |
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| | | Scotticus Erroticus aimed a cross at the far post | |
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| | | A crucial intervention by Aki Hämäläinen | |
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| | 10 min | Puputti Save | 0 : 0 |
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| | | Phoenix Tennant continued unopposed | |
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| | | Phoenix Tennant looked for Mr Plough in the penalty area | |
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| | | Mr Plough kept the ball moving | |
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| | | Mr Plough struck the ball with fury | |
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| | | Pasi Puputti did well to turn the ball over the crossbar | |
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| | 15 min | Puputti Save | 0 : 0 |
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| | | Scotticus Erroticus moved in on goal | |
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| | | Scotticus Erroticus passed along the floor for GM to move onto in the area | |
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| | | Good play by GM in making himself some space | |
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| | | GM attempted to hit it in low on his left foot | |
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| | | Puputti pushed it away | |
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| | | The assistant referee raised his flag... | |
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| | | GM was offside | |
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| | | Freekick was given | |
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| | | Puputti took the goal kick | |
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| | | Väisänen lost the ball to Mr Plough's tackle | |
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| | | GM nicked the ball from the toes of Tainio | |
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| | | GM looked for Mr Plough | |
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| | | Mr Plough came forward | |
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| | | Mr Plough hit the ball back 35 yards towards Phoenix Tennant | |
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| | | Phoenix Tennant held up the ball | |
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| | | Phoenix Tennant looked for MCN | |
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| | | MCN was forced to hold onto the ball | |
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| | | MCN played the ball down the left | |
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| | | GM tried to get onto the pass | |
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| | | GM kept the ball moving | |
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| | | GM tried to find final-fx with pass to the left | |
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| | | final-fx advanced with the ball through the driving rain | |
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| | | final-fx came forward | |
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| | | HJK were backing off final-fx | |
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| | | final-fx put the ball into the six yard box | |
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| | | Corner-kick to GRcade Pirates | |
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| | 19 min | | 0 : 0 |
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| | | final-fx was in need of the physio and hobbled off for treatment | |
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| | | final-fx had collided with Anttila | |
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| | 21 min | GM Goal | 1 : 0 |
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| | | Scotticus Erroticus passed it forward to Roonmastor | |
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| | | Roonmastor ran with the ball | |
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| | | Roonmastor continued unopposed | |
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| | | Solid tackle from Ahola, easily dispossessing Roonmastor | |
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| | | Arto Ahola could not stop Roonmastor going past him | |
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| | | Roonmastor advanced with the ball | |
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| | | Roonmastor played a pinpoint pass to GM | |
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| | | GM lost his man and found himself with plenty of room | |
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| Goal | | GM SCORED FOR GRCADE PIRATES!! | |
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| | | GM just calmly placed the ball into the net | |
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| | | Roonmastor was the architect | |
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| | 22 min | Kick Off | 1 : 0 |
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| | | HJK Kicked Off | |
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| | 26 min | Cora Chance | 1 : 0 |
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| | | GM kept the ball moving | |
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| | | GM found Scotticus Erroticus with a low forward pass | |
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| | | Scotticus Erroticus went by the challenge of Kankaanpää | |
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| | | Scotticus Erroticus took the ball forward | |
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| | | Scotticus Erroticus tried to find Mr Plough with pass to the left | |
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| | | But Mr Plough put it wide | |
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| | | Goal kick for HJK | |
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| | | The goal kick was quickly taken by Pasi Puputti | |
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| | | DML headed the ball to Scotticus Erroticus | |
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| | | Scotticus Erroticus advanced with the ball | |
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| | | Scotticus Erroticus lost out to Kankaanpää | |
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| | | Scotticus Erroticus came forward | |
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| | | Björk block tackled Scotticus Erroticus | |
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| | | Scotticus Erroticus played it past Juha Väisänen | |
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| | | Scotticus Erroticus looked for final-fx in front of him | |
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| | | final-fx came forward | |
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| | | final-fx continued unopposed | |
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| | | final-fx skipped past the challenge of Tainio | |
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| | | The ball was curled in to the far post | |
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| | | Roonmastor brought the ball forward | |
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| | | Roonmastor passed back to Phoenix Tennant | |
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| | | Phoenix Tennant got into the area | |
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| | | Phoenix Tennant found Cora with a low pass left | |
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| | | Rog advanced with the ball | |
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| | | Rog passed along the floor for Cora to pick it up | |
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| | | Cora advanced with the ball | |
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| | | Cora bent it from long range | |
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| | | The ball went sailing over the crossbar | |
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| | 28 min | Scotticus Erroticus Goal | 2 : 0 |
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| | | Scotticus Erroticus passed back to Cora | |
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| | | Cora took the ball forward | |
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| | | Cora searched out Mr Plough | |
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| | | Mr Plough moved forward with the ball | |
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| | | Mr Plough skipped past Väisänen | |
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| | | Mr Plough played a nice pass for Scotticus Erroticus | |
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| | | Scotticus Erroticus was unmarked | |
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| | | Scotticus Erroticus with the ball for GRcade Pirates | |
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| Goal | | SCOTTICUS ERROTICUS SCORED FOR GRCADE PIRATES!! | |
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| | | Scotticus Erroticus has shown he has the ability to power the shots in | |
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| | | Mr Plough's excellent play made the goal | |
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| | 29 min | Kick Off | 2 : 0 |
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| | | HJK got the action underway | |
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| | 33 min | Scotticus Erroticus Chance | 2 : 0 |
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| | | Mr Plough strode forward in the rain | |
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| | | Mr Plough's fine pass picked up Scotticus Erroticus | |
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| | | Scotticus Erroticus advanced on the keeper | |
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| | | Scotticus Erroticus dribbled past Kankaanpää | |
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| | | Scotticus Erroticus tried to chip Puputti | |
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| | | But the ball touched the bar and went over | |
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| | 36 min | | 2 : 0 |
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| | | GM played the ball to Mr Plough's feet | |
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| | | Mr Plough half volleyed it forward to final-fx | |
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| | | final-fx was unmarked | |
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| | | final-fx moved forward with the ball | |
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| | | final-fx centred the ball | |
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| | | A crucial intervention by Kankaanpää | |
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| | | Corner | |
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| | 40 min | final-fx Chance | 2 : 0 |
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| | | Roonmastor moved forward with the ball | |
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| | | Roonmastor tried to find final-fx with a pass to feet | |
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| | | final-fx managed to get the ball into the area | |
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| | | Anttila blocked final-fx in a good, clean tackle | |
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| | | final-fx found himself with plenty of time | |
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| | | But final-fx didn't get close to troubling the keeper | |
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| | 43 min | Scotticus Erroticus Chance | 2 : 0 |
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| | | Cora passed along the floor for Mr Plough to pick it up | |
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| | | Mr Plough with the ball for GRcade Pirates | |
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| | | He continued to bring the ball forward unchallenged | |
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| | | Mr Plough passed along the floor for Scotticus Erroticus to pick it up | |
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| | | Scotticus Erroticus with the ball for GRcade Pirates | |
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| | | But Scotticus Erroticus could not control the shot, as it went wide | |
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| | 45+2 min | Cora Chance | 2 : 0 |
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| | | 2 minutes of added time indicated | |
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| | | Anttila threw the ball back into play | |
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| | | DML intercepted the pass | |
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| | | DML kept the ball moving | |
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| | | DML's fine pass picked up Scotticus Erroticus | |
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| | | Good play by Scotticus Erroticus in making himself some space | |
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| | | A crucial intervention by Aki Hämäläinen | |
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| | | Kankaanpää removed the danger | |
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| | | Cora had no problem in intercepting the ball | |
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| | | Cora ran with the ball | |
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| | | Cora hit a 20 yard ball forward to Roonmastor | |
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| | | Roonmastor moved forward with the ball | |
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| | | Roonmastor played the ball into the area for Scotticus Erroticus | |
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| | | Scotticus Erroticus came forward | |
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| | | Puputti pushed it away | |
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| | | A crucial intervention by Väisänen | |
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| | | Tainio cleared the ball from danger | |
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| | | Kristoffer Hämäläinen tried to get onto the pass | |
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| | | But MCN snuffed out the pass | |
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| | | MCN half volleyed it forward to Cora | |
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| | | Cora came forward | |
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| | | Cora looked for Mr Plough | |
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| | | Mr Plough skipped past the challenge of Väisänen | |
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| | | Mr Plough played the ball into the area for GM | |
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| | | GM lost his man and found himself with plenty of room | |
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| | | Puputti pushed it away | |
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| | | Jarkko Kankaanpää cleared the ball | |
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| | | Rog got to the ball first | |
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| | | Rog came forward | |
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| | | Rog put a low cross in to the far post | |
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| | | Ahola did well to avert the danger | |
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| | | Cora brought the ball forward | |
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| | | The ball went clean over the bar | |

Second half

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| | 45+1 min | Substitution | 2 : 0 |
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| | | GRcade Pirates looked to make a couple of changes | |
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| | | Kanbei finished his warm up and replaced final-fx | |
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| | | Scotticus Erroticus jogged off and was replaced by Stig | |
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| | 46 min | Kick Off | 2 : 0 |
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| | | GRcade Pirates got the action underway | |
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| | 50 min | | 2 : 0 |
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| | | Björk got up above Cora | |
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| | | Björk got his head to the ball | |
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| | | Kristoffer Hämäläinen found himself in some space | |
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| | | Kristoffer Hämäläinen came forward | |
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| | | Corner | |
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| | | Cora was in need of the physio and hobbled off for treatment | |
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| | | Cora was injured in a challenge with Björk | |
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| | 53 min | Puputti Save | 2 : 0 |
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| | | Mr Plough took the ball forward | |
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| | | Mr Plough passed forward to Stig | |
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| | | Stig took the ball forward | |
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| | | It was no problem for Puputti | |
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| | 60 min | Disallowed Goal | 2 : 0 |
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| | | Stig got to the byline | |
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| | | Stig passed the ball into the area looking for Mr Plough | |
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| | | Mr Plough came forward | |
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| | | Mr Plough struck the ball with fury | |
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| | | Puputti did well to turn the ball away | |
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| | | Cora took the ball forward | |
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| | | Tainio scrambled the ball away | |
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| | | Rog had no problem in intercepting the ball | |
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| | | Rog took the ball out of his own half | |
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| | | Rog hit it forward to Cora | |
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| | | Cora strode forward in the rain | |
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| | | Cora sent the ball back to MCN | |
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| | | MCN moved forward with the ball | |
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| | | MCN was allowed to continue his run | |
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| | | MCN moved forward with the ball | |
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| | | MCN played the ball down the right | |
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| | | The ball went out of play for a throw-in | |
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| | | Arto Ahola moved across to take his side's throw-in | |
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| | | Anssi Aho advanced with the ball | |
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| | | Anssi Aho removed the danger | |
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| | | It was well intercepted by Rog | |
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| | | Rog kept the ball moving | |
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| | | The ball was played all the way back to St Nick | |
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| | | St Nick ran with the ball | |
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| | | St Nick passed forward to DML | |
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| | | DML with the ball for GRcade Pirates | |
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| | | DML looked up and swung the ball left towards Rog | |
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| | | Rog moved forward with the ball | |
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| | | Rog played it up towards Mr Plough | |
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| | | Mr Plough ran with the ball | |
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| | | Mr Plough took the ball out of his own half | |
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| | | Mr Plough dribbled past Väisänen | |
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| | | Juha Väisänen failed to reach the ball | |
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| | | Mr Plough found GM with a low forward pass | |
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| | | GM moved forward with the ball | |
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| | | GM hit the ball in search of Stig's run | |
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| | | Stig lost his man and found himself with plenty of room | |
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| | | Stig got free of any defenders | |
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| | | Stig had to bury it | |
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| | | But it was ruled out! | |
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| | | Free kick to HJK | |
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| | 61 min | | 2 : 0 |
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| Inj. | | Roonmastor was in a lot of pain and had to go off | |
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| | 62 min | Substitution | 2 : 0 |
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| | | HJK looked to make a couple of changes | |
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| | | Jaakko Koivisto replaced Kankaanpää | |
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| | | Sjöblom was ready to come on for Kristoffer Hämäläinen | |
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| | | GRcade Pirates had a player to come on | |
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| | | Adam Pollard replaced the injured Roonmastor | |
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| | 69 min | Adam Pollard Chance | 2 : 0 |
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| | | Cora knocked it down to GM with his head | |
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| | | GM moved forward with the ball | |
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| | | GM passed to Mr Plough | |
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| | | Mr Plough advanced with the ball | |
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| | | Mr Plough hit a crashing drive from a distance | |
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| | | Corner | |
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| | | Kanbei floated the ball over into the area | |
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| | | DML got above Anttila to win the ball | |
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| | | DML headed the ball | |
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| | | The ball evaded Jukka Sjöblom | |
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| | | Adam Pollard ran with the ball | |
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| | | Adam Pollard had a great chance! | |
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| | | Puputti saved and held onto the ball | |
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| | | That should have been a goal | |
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| | 74 min | Mr Plough Chance | 2 : 0 |
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| | | HJK made a substitution | |
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| | | Mikko Tainio came off to be replaced by Kari Laitila | |
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| | | Rog threw the ball in | |
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| | | Kanbei took the ball forward | |
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| | | Kanbei strode forward in the rain | |
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| | | Kanbei with the ball for GRcade Pirates | |
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| | | Kanbei centred the ball | |
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| | | Koivisto got above Adam Pollard to win the ball | |
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| | | Koivisto headed the ball clear | |
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| | | Cora closed in and intercepted the ball | |
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| | | Cora came forward | |
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| | | Cora played a nice ball for Mr Plough | |
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| | | Mr Plough found himself in some space | |
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| | | Mr Plough shot for the top corner | |
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| | | But Mr Plough put it wide | |
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| | 85 min | | 2 : 0 |
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| | | Sjöblom floated it into the area from the right | |
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| | 90 min | Added Time | 2 : 0 |
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| | | Adam Pollard played a nice ball for GM | |
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| | | GM found himself with plenty of time | |
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| | | GM skipped past Anttila | |
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| | | GM put the ball into the six yard box | |
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| | | Jukka Sjöblom scrambled the ball away | |
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| | | Corner-kick | |
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| | | 3 minutes of added time indicated | |
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| | 90+4 min | | 2 : 0 |
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| | | Mr Plough searched out DML to his left with a first time pass | |
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| | | DML came forward | |
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| | | DML hit a fierce shot | |
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| | | GM to the left of HJK's penalty area | |
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| | | GM sent the ball into the area for Kanbei | |
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| | | Väisänen did well to avert the danger | |
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| | | Mannila advanced with the ball through the driving rain | |
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| | | Mannila put the ball out for a throw in | |
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| | | Phoenix Tennant threw the ball back into play | |
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| | | MCN moved forward with the ball | |
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| | | MCN found Phoenix Tennant with a low forward pass | |
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| | | Phoenix Tennant held up the ball | |
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| | | Phoenix Tennant passed left to Cora | |
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| | | Cora played it left towards Mr Plough | |
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| | | Mr Plough came forward | |
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| | | HJK were inviting Mr Plough onto them | |
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| | | Mr Plough advanced with the ball through the driving rain | |
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| | | Mr Plough played the ball forward to GM's feet | |
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| | | GM advanced on the keeper | |
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| | | GM advanced with the ball through the driving rain | |
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| | | GM played the ball to Cora's feet | |
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| | | Cora brought the ball forward | |
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| | | Cora angled the ball out left for Rog | |
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| | | Throw-in | |
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| | | Anttila moved across to take his side's throw-in | |
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| | | DML made a great interception | |
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| | | DML moved forward with the ball | |
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| | | DML played the ball long | |
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| | | Puputti easily caught the ball | |
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| | | Puputti cleared the ball | |
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| | | Cora cut out the pass | |
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| | | Cora took the play over the halfway line | |
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Match overview
Match stats
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13/8 - Scotticus Erroticus will be out for up to five days after suffering a bruised thigh against HJK.

13/8 - Cora will be out for up to six days after suffering a bruised head against HJK.

13/8 - final-fx will be out for up to ten days after suffering a gashed leg against HJK.

14/8 - PIRATES BRING IN STRIKER CUBAN PETE

GRcade Pirates have completed their fifth signing of the summer with the capture of 19-year-old Italian Fernando "Cuban Pete" Forestieri.

Cuban Pete had been co-owned by Genoa and Fiorentina before GR agreed £1.3m fees with both clubs, and boss Spindash said: "Cuban Pete gives us something a little different up front - he's excellent technically, but he's also a threat to defenders in the air. He's got the potential to be an excellent player but he's one for the here and now as well, and I'm sure he'll score plenty of goals for us this season."

[Cuttooth]

Forestieri Robbo is a hell of a signing.

[Count Nood]

final-fx will be out for up to ten days after suffering a gashed leg against HJK.

LOL

[Psychic]

Goalscoring return on the last page.

Spinny check your PM's.