Top 10 Films of the Year...

Sled wrote:In no particular order:


Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

jj_hunsecker wrote:

Wiggles wrote:There will be blood
The dark knight
Wall-e

The 3 standout films for me this year.

Looks like I've been to see the right 3 movies this year then

HSH28 wrote:

jj_hunsecker wrote:

Wiggles wrote:There will be blood
The dark knight
Wall-e

The 3 standout films for me this year.

Looks like I've been to see the right 3 movies this year then

No Country for Old Men is better...and I'd say Juno is also a stand out film.

Oh and clearly more people need to see Son of Rambow.

chalkitdown wrote:After initially liking Juno, I absolutely loathe it now.

JingleJay wrote:Some of this years tat I ended up seeing (not describing good films, these are ones I thought were pants at the cinema!)

Max Payne
Wanted - Not that bad, but a strawberry floating loom!
Doomsday - WTF is this gooseberry fool! it's a film trying to be 10 other films, although Malcom Mcdowel saved it somewhat from being entirely gooseberry fool.

HSH28 wrote:

jj_hunsecker wrote:

Wiggles wrote:There will be blood
The dark knight
Wall-e

The 3 standout films for me this year.

Looks like I've been to see the right 3 movies this year then

No Country for Old Men is better...and I'd say Juno is also a stand out film.

Oh and clearly more people need to see Son of Rambow.

jamglebells wrote:

JingleJay wrote:Some of this years tat I ended up seeing (not describing good films, these are ones I thought were pants at the cinema!)

Max Payne
Wanted - Not that bad, but a strawberry floating loom!
Doomsday - WTF is this gooseberry fool! it's a film trying to be 10 other films, although Malcom Mcdowel saved it somewhat from being entirely gooseberry fool.

You mean Wanted was gooseberry fool and... A strawberry floating loom!?!

chalkitdown wrote:After initially liking Juno, I absolutely loathe it now.

Hi. I’d like to make an appointment for an abortion. Oh wait hang on my Hamburger Phone is acting up.

J.K. SIMMONS

WHAT YOU’RE strawberry floating 16 WHAT THE FU-

ELLEN PAGE

Dad, you’re in an indie flick, remember?

ELLEN finds a couple to adopt her kid: JASON BATEMAN and JENNIFER GARNER. ELLEN goes to meet them.

JENNIFER GARNER

We’re so happy you’d consider us despite the fact that I starred in Elektra.

JASON BATEMAN

So who is the father of the little bastard?

ELLEN PAGE

Oh, just this awkward, typecast kid at school named Michael Cera.

JASON BATEMAN

No gooseberry fool? He played my son on Arrested Development. I look forward to the scene in this movie that reunites us for the first time since the show was canceled, which is sure to be a real pleasure for fans.

That scene NEVER HAPPENS. ELLEN agrees to give her kid to JENNIFER and JASON.

She enters a convenience store and meets RAINN WILSON.

ELLEN PAGE

I need to use the bathroom, as I’ve been downing delicious, high-quality Sunny Delight for the past hour.

RAINN WILSON

Sunny Delight? You mean the delicious orange-flavored drink containing a full day’s supply of vitamin C in every serving?

ELLEN PAGE

That’s right! I found it in the fridge, behind the purple stuff! Now relinquish the bathroom key geeves, I for shizz need to spout.


RAINN WILSON

I can barely understand you. Is there a reason you’re talking like what seems like a teenager designed by a committee of adults that have researched youth by watching MTV around the clock?

ELLEN PAGE

Yes, and you better start talking like that too or you’ll have no place in the movie, Dwight.

RAINN WILSON

Oh, er, uh, I mean that’s one doodle that can’t be undid homeskillet oh my god I need a new agent.

ELLEN PAGE

You’re so quirky! And so am I!

HSH28 wrote::fp:

The crap that people will think is funny when its posted on the internet...mad.

HSH28 wrote::fp:

The crap that people will think is funny when its posted on the internet...mad.