The official Emma Watson thread

PostRe: The official Emma Watson thread by **SEP** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 12:52 am

Mind Crime wrote:
MCN wrote:Could I receive a PM with special pics, too?

Don't you just feel really lecherous, sad and perverted saying that?

Yes, but it is offset by the fact that I actually am lecherous, sad and perverted.

PostRe: The official Emma Watson thread by **That** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 1:34 am

Emma Watson, what's on your mind?
I can't help thinking that we'd get along fine
If you gave me half a chance to just get to know you
I'd do anything just to sleep with you

Emma Watson, what're you wearing?
I wank about you in my room without caring,
All those faked nude photos I downloaded
There were so many the screen exploded!

Trust me I am not obsessed
Just mildly impressed
So Emma if you ever hear this song
Don't get me wrong
I'm not a pervert.

Emma Watson, when I get famous
I won't be second best to wizards like Seamus
I could you be the one for you if you let me show you
I'd do anything just to bone you!

Trust me I am not obsessed
Just mildly impressed
So Emma if you ever hear this song
Don't get me wrong
I'm not a pervert.

<solo>

Trust me I am not obsessed
Just mildly impressed
So Emma if you ever hear this song
Please don't get me wrong
I'm not a pervert.

PostRe: The official Emma Watson thread by **That** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 1:34 am

... Aaron Ayling! I want to tittyfuck you!

PostRe: The official Emma Watson thread by **False** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 2:53 am

Id pork her, then run as far away as possible.

I can imagine her being a totally unsufferable stuck up banana split.

PostRe: The official Emma Watson thread by **SEP** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 9:25 am

Falsey wrote:Id pork her, then run as far away as possible.

I can imagine her being a totally unsufferable stuck up banana split.

Just because she plays one in a movie, it doesn't mean she actually is one.

True. Pm please!

Karlprof wrote:... Aaron Ayling! I want to tittyfuck you!

MCN wrote:
Falsey wrote:Id pork her, then run as far away as possible.

I can imagine her being a totally unsufferable stuck up banana split.

Just because she plays one in a movie, it doesn't mean she actually is one.

She probably is though.

CosmoKramer wrote:
MCN wrote:
Falsey wrote:Id pork her, then run as far away as possible.

I can imagine her being a totally unsufferable stuck up banana split.

Just because she plays one in a movie, it doesn't mean she actually is one.

She probably is though.

i think thats what money does to you.

Wheres my PM?

PostRe: The official Emma Watson thread by **SEP** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 4:08 pm

Mine hasn't arrived yet, either.

The PM is a lie.

I am sans PM. Remedy this immediately or its AVADA strawberry floating KEDAVRA!

NSFW. She isn't Emma Watson but she is strawberry floating Magic!

Denster wrote:NSFW. She isn't Emma Watson but she is strawberry floating Magic!

Tragic Magic? :shock:

You guys might be interested to know Emma is on Jonothan Ross on friday.

PostRe: The official Emma Watson thread by **SEP** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 7:16 pm

Red Yoshi wrote:You guys might be interested to know Emma is on Jonothan Ross on friday.

I don't care where she is. All I care about is where she isn't, and that is my PM inbox.

I saw MCN as last poster and expected the word 'Clitoris' for some reason!

PostRe: The official Emma Watson thread by **SEP** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 7:18 pm

Denster wrote:I saw MCN as last poster and expected the word 'Clitoris' for some reason!

That comes after the PM. And when I've had a few more beers.

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