The Off Topic Cantina - My patience isn't infinite, you know

by fuk I hate this show on Channel 4 at the momment! That Jack idiot is a nob

Why is everyone on Facebook adding this StalkerCheck application. By the looks of it, all it does is rank who provides the most activity on your profile, such as wall posts, comments on photos and so on. It isn't going to root out any crazed stalkers or photo fappers.

So long as people can't see me spying on their photos, it's all good.

Knoyleo wrote:Why is everyone on Facebook adding this StalkerCheck application. By the looks of it, all it does is rank who provides the most activity on your profile, such as wall posts, comments on photos and so on. It isn't going to root out any crazed stalkers or photo fappers.

I did that out of curiosity.

It even says that's it's not the people who are on your page, it's the people who comment you the most and like your statuses etc. I could do that without an app.

CosmoKramer wrote:

MCN wrote:

Exxy wrote:Thank god, you would think they would replace her with someone attractive...

Yeah, because Gail Porter is hideous.

I preferred her when she had hair tbh.

Yeah, but I still wouldn't kick her out of bed even without hair. In fact, I'd be curious as to whether she was completely hairless.

Knoyleo wrote:Why is everyone on Facebook adding this StalkerCheck application. By the looks of it, all it does is rank who provides the most activity on your profile, such as wall posts, comments on photos and so on. It isn't going to root out any crazed stalkers or photo fappers.

Tremendous, I very rarely comment on folks' walls or photos, thus I shall not be outed as a stalker.

Though one of my workmates claimed I am stalkerish because I read the stuff on the Info bit of a girls profile.

Tragic Magic wrote:WTF?! I have 19 PMs in one night.

*Reads*

I apologise for the actions of a certain few.

Why is it that the first group were no trouble whatsoever?

thousand yard stare wrote:Hey Banjo, just read your blog, totally agree about the lying in thing. You should have posted it on here in condensed form, then we could have had an online chat about it! Lasting all of three posts.

S'good though.

Dayum, I'll have to reserve some material for posting here then. I'm working on the raw components of why I'm going off porn at the moment, I'll have it done by tomorrow because being angry doesn't require being eloquent or coherent, nor does it require any true writing skill and perfect punctuation. Sure they help but they kinda detriment from the essence of ire.

chalkitdown wrote:Why is it that the first group were no trouble whatsoever?

Look at the names in the second group.

Indeed.

I'll have you know that I have PM'd Buffalo though. I'm a good boy at heart.

I imagine most people did. Buff tells me he got 24 already.

Buff says:
bullshit
what's going on, why do I have so many PM's of the strawberry floating Beatles?

Will it convince him though?

strawberry floatin' better.

Maybe if we started a leaflet campaign?

PM's why was I not informed? I feel insulted.

I wouldn't return because of 24 PMs.

Cuttooth wrote:I wouldn't return because of 24 PMs.

I'd return for 1 PMs.