The Off Topic Cantina - My patience isn't infinite, you know

Cuttooth wrote:

Igor wrote:I'm off to play Bingo at 7pm.

What the hell, why was I not informed you had aged forty years and changed gender?

88 = Two fat ladies / All the eights / Wobbly wobbly , gonna be seeing alot of them Igor my boy

Cyburn2 wrote:

Cuttooth wrote:

Igor wrote:I'm off to play Bingo at 7pm.

What the hell, why was I not informed you had aged forty years and changed gender?

88 = Two fat ladies / All the eights / Wobbly wobbly , gonna be seeing alot of them Igor my boy

You're both jealous.

Though I fear that I won't be able to stop myself from sniggering if 69 gets called.

I'm on a train wiring down the east coast line! Wifi is awesome.

We've all played a game of bingo to woo a lady. I know I have.

Do we all have to jettison this thread at midnight and start a new one?

Roonmastor wrote:We've all played a game of bingo to woo a lady. I know I have.

How did you know that I was going with her? It could have been a boys night out, Roonie.

Her friend and her friend's boyfriend are going aswell, I think. Getting roped into doing 'couples nights' already.. Dear me..

Pretty much. First one to make the thread is the winner (unless Denster nominates someone to run the thread).

Igor wrote:

Roonmastor wrote:We've all played a game of bingo to woo a lady. I know I have.

How did you know that I was going with her? It could have been a boys night out, Roonie.

Her friend and her friend's boyfriend are going aswell, I think. Getting roped into doing 'couples nights' already.. Dear me..

It wouldn't take a genius to work out a woman is involved if the location is bingo. Used to take the ex because she loved it. I hated it, there wasn't any skill so I'd lose to old ladies. Constantly.

Bunni wrote:

Denster wrote:

Bunni wrote:I am poorly

Whats up, honey?

Feels like sinusitis. With a really runny nose! Only out one nostril mind. Might blend me a painkiller smoothie.

Headache went last night, but then I got crippling pain in my chest and it still hasn't gone. I have an inflamed stomach lining and now have lots of pills and medicine to take. The friend I thought I got my cold from (it's cleared up quickly) is on Tamiflu now too. It's just got sunny and I'm forced into my bed

Red wrote:A guy invited me over to his for sexy times. I said no, I was watching Time Team

He should have offered to dig your trench.

A "quick to GR moment!"

I went out last night and got extremely drunk, came home for about 3 in the morning.

So I do what I usually do, get into bed and go on the laptop. Unfortunately I usually end up going on Youjizz.com (a fine website) so I have youjizz open and I also had Omegle on as well..

I then proceed to pass out with the laptop still showing my internet..

My dad has now told me he came into my room at about 4.30am becacuse he could see a light on..and found me slumped over with my laptop on

He says he then picked up my laptop and put it on my desk.

The screen saver would have been on..but if he'd even slightly touched the mouse pad.... my late night browsing would be clear as day.

Hopefully, if he says something about seeing dubious material I can pass it off as a pop up window

I nominate Igor as my successor and creator of the new chat thread.

Could you stop PMing everyone Denny, ffs. The hell is wrong with you.

Not everyone

Irene Demova wrote:Not everyone

StayingDead wrote:

Irene Demova wrote:Not everyone

Ok.

Red wrote:A guy invited me over to his for sexy times. I said no, I was watching Time Team

" 'ERE TONY!"

Where is Banjo i've yet to see him post ?

Slayerx wrote:Where is Banjo i've yet to see him post ?

He's called Pickle now.