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Not anymore.... AMIRITE

Missus is looking at a website that lets her see how many sex offenders are living in her area; it gives pictures and whatnot. There are five local to her, and she's seen at least three regularly at Walmart.

Mannnnnn you must be gooseberry fool in bed.

Why?

Alvin Flummuxmas wrote:Why?

I think he's implying that she'd rather sleep with sex offenders than you.

Green Gecko wrote:My cat died.

Sorry to hear that, it's always hard to loose a pet.

Who was it on here that found their cat dead in the street and buried it and then later that day their cat walked in through the catflap and it turned out he'd buried someone else's cat?

RIP GG'S cat

Pacman wrote:Who was it on here that found their cat dead in the street and buried it and then later that day their cat walked in through the catflap and it turned out he'd buried someone else's cat?

Amazing story.

Alvin Flummuxmas wrote:

Pacman wrote:Who was it on here that found their cat dead in the street and buried it and then later that day their cat walked in through the catflap and it turned out he'd buried someone else's cat?

Amazing story.

Never laughed at anything on here so much, truely legendary posting.

6 glasses of cheap wine. Good night so far. Drunk on the internets lolz.

Well, I have dance lessons tonight.

Rightey wrote:Well, I have dance lessons tonight.

gay.

pics plz.

Pics of what?

Dance Dance Righteylution!

So I'm going to have to choose a name for my martial arts school soon, assuming I finally finish my testing. These are some suggestions from my teacher...

King of the dragons
The Black Dragon
The Ferocious Dragon
The Old Dragon
The Ferocious Tiger
The Black Panther
The White Tiger
The Old Tiger
The Morning Star
The White Crain
Young White Monkey
Two Dragons
Four Horses
Yellow Unicorn
Dragon and Tiger
The Praying Mantis
The Five Tigers
The Lion as Strong as Marble
The Phoenix Wing

The lion as strong as marble sounds cool, but I know that marble is actually quite a weak stone, especially against acid.

Only GR's resident Canadian would make that kind of observation.

You're actually starting up a martial arts school?

Shouldn't you be out hunting polar bears?

I'm not actually starting up one, I've already been teaching as an "assistant instructor" at a YMCA, in reality I'm the actual teacher, this is just sort of the finalization of me becoming a full fledged teacher.

I'd like something classy, something with Dragons just seems a bit to 12 year old.

Young White Monkey

That'll draw the punters!

Rightey wrote:I'm not actually starting up one, I've already been teaching as an "assistant instructor" at a YMCA, in reality I'm the actual teacher, this is just sort of the finalization of me becoming a full fledged teacher.

I'd like something classy, something with Dragons just seems a bit to 12 year old.

The Mild-Mannered Rabbit.