The Midnight Thread VI

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PostRe: The Midnight Thread VI
by Cuban Pete » Mon Dec 13, 2010 1:02 am

Not anymore.... AMIRITE

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PostRe: The Midnight Thread VI
by Alvin Flummux » Mon Dec 13, 2010 1:05 am

Missus is looking at a website that lets her see how many sex offenders are living in her area; it gives pictures and whatnot. There are five local to her, and she's seen at least three regularly at Walmart. :|

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PostRe: The Midnight Thread VI
by Cuban Pete » Mon Dec 13, 2010 1:12 am

Mannnnnn you must be gooseberry fool in bed.

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PostRe: The Midnight Thread VI
by Alvin Flummux » Mon Dec 13, 2010 1:17 am

Why?

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PostRe: The Midnight Thread VI
by Qikz » Mon Dec 13, 2010 1:28 am

Alvin Flummuxmas wrote:Why?


I think he's implying that she'd rather sleep with sex offenders than you.

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PostRe: The Midnight Thread VI
by Rightey » Mon Dec 13, 2010 4:50 am

Green Gecko wrote:My cat died.


Sorry to hear that, it's always hard to loose a pet. :(

Pelloki on ghosts wrote:Just start masturbating furiously. That'll make them go away.

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PostRe: The Midnight Thread VI
by Pacman » Wed Dec 15, 2010 1:15 am

Who was it on here that found their cat dead in the street and buried it :( and then later that day their cat walked in through the catflap and it turned out he'd buried someone else's cat? :lol:

RIP GG'S cat :cry:

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by Alvin Flummux » Wed Dec 15, 2010 1:51 am

Pacman wrote:Who was it on here that found their cat dead in the street and buried it :( and then later that day their cat walked in through the catflap and it turned out he'd buried someone else's cat? :lol:


:lol: Amazing story.

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by Alpha eX » Wed Dec 15, 2010 1:53 am

Alvin Flummuxmas wrote:
Pacman wrote:Who was it on here that found their cat dead in the street and buried it :( and then later that day their cat walked in through the catflap and it turned out he'd buried someone else's cat? :lol:


:lol: Amazing story.

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Never laughed at anything on here so much, truely legendary posting. :lol:

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PostRe: The Midnight Thread VI
by Bunni » Wed Dec 15, 2010 1:54 am

6 glasses of cheap wine. Good night so far. Drunk on the internets lolz.

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PostRe: The Midnight Thread VI
by Rightey » Mon Dec 20, 2010 11:46 pm

Well, I have dance lessons tonight. :shifty:

Pelloki on ghosts wrote:Just start masturbating furiously. That'll make them go away.

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PostRe: The Midnight Thread VI
by Qikz » Mon Dec 20, 2010 11:49 pm

Rightey wrote:Well, I have dance lessons tonight. :shifty:


gay.

pics plz.

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PostRe: The Midnight Thread VI
by Rightey » Mon Dec 20, 2010 11:52 pm

Pics of what?

Pelloki on ghosts wrote:Just start masturbating furiously. That'll make them go away.

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PostRe: The Midnight Thread VI
by The People's ElboReformat » Tue Dec 21, 2010 1:02 am

Dance Dance Righteylution!

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The Eeveelution club! \o/
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PostRe: The Midnight Thread VI
by Rightey » Tue Dec 21, 2010 10:44 pm

So I'm going to have to choose a name for my martial arts school soon, assuming I finally finish my testing. These are some suggestions from my teacher...

King of the dragons
The Black Dragon
The Ferocious Dragon
The Old Dragon
The Ferocious Tiger
The Black Panther
The White Tiger
The Old Tiger
The Morning Star
The White Crain
Young White Monkey
Two Dragons
Four Horses
Yellow Unicorn
Dragon and Tiger
The Praying Mantis
The Five Tigers
The Lion as Strong as Marble
The Phoenix Wing

The lion as strong as marble sounds cool, but I know that marble is actually quite a weak stone, especially against acid.

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PostRe: The Midnight Thread VI
by Green Gecko » Tue Dec 21, 2010 10:45 pm

Only GR's resident Canadian would make that kind of observation.

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PostRe: The Midnight Thread VI
by Alvin Flummux » Tue Dec 21, 2010 10:46 pm

You're actually starting up a martial arts school? :lol:

Shouldn't you be out hunting polar bears?

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PostRe: The Midnight Thread VI
by Rightey » Tue Dec 21, 2010 10:48 pm

I'm not actually starting up one, I've already been teaching as an "assistant instructor" at a YMCA, in reality I'm the actual teacher, this is just sort of the finalization of me becoming a full fledged teacher.

I'd like something classy, something with Dragons just seems a bit to 12 year old. :shifty:

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PostRe: The Midnight Thread VI
by Alvin Flummux » Tue Dec 21, 2010 10:49 pm

Young White Monkey

That'll draw the punters!

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PostRe: The Midnight Thread VI
by SEP » Tue Dec 21, 2010 10:49 pm

Rightey wrote:I'm not actually starting up one, I've already been teaching as an "assistant instructor" at a YMCA, in reality I'm the actual teacher, this is just sort of the finalization of me becoming a full fledged teacher.

I'd like something classy, something with Dragons just seems a bit to 12 year old. :shifty:


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