GRcade

Well tonight was almost a complete strawberry floating disaster. I managed to improve my (already sub-mediocre) scores but my internet has been gooseberry fool all night so im tethering my phone to my computer in one big giant 3G datafuck. My one night I had free to play these addictive abominations and half it got taken away from me.

If my internet isn't fixed soon god help me for the third task, the guy I spoke to was strawberry floating useless. He was reading from a script, badly, and had no clue what he was saying and there were these mega uncomfortable over minute long pauses where he was either trying to find the right page or asking a colleague for help. What is the point of having a customer service line when they know less than you do?

"Enter these numbers into your browser"
*already have 192.168.01 typed in*
"192.168.0.1"
"yup i've done that, i'll just log in"
"so you will probably see a log in screen"
"yup, i've just logged in"
*30 second pause*
"the user name will be 'admin'"
"yes, i have already logged in"
"oh, you have entered the details already?"
*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh*

Feeling tense now. Really worried. Hope I at least make the top 5 in one game else I'll be gutted.

Parksey wrote:

Banjo wrote:But getting an Albatross is more 2000 more points than all of the rainbow collectibles combined, which makes it the more sought after goal.

Al-buh-tross?

Three under par, better than an Eagle.

Will we find out the scores of the top five/bottom two?

Banjo wrote:

Parksey wrote:

Banjo wrote:But getting an Albatross is more 2000 more points than all of the rainbow collectibles combined, which makes it the more sought after goal.

Al-buh-tross?

Three under par, better than an Eagle.

Don't me stretch the joke beyond its limits by replying with: "Eee-gul"?

Don't make me do it, because it's all I will have to keep me warm come results-time.

Might be a touch late - lots of calculations going on!

You wont find out the scores - you'll find out the TOP scores in each game.

Parksey wrote:

Banjo wrote:

Parksey wrote:

Banjo wrote:But getting an Albatross is more 2000 more points than all of the rainbow collectibles combined, which makes it the more sought after goal.

Al-buh-tross?

Three under par, better than an Eagle.

Don't me stretch the joke beyond its limits by replying with: "Eee-gul"?

Eaaaaaaagleeeeee!

Parksey wrote:

Banjo wrote:

Parksey wrote:

Banjo wrote:But getting an Albatross is more 2000 more points than all of the rainbow collectibles combined, which makes it the more sought after goal.

Al-buh-tross?

Three under par, better than an Eagle.

Don't me stretch the joke beyond its limits by replying with: "Eee-gul"?

Don't make me do it, because it's all I will have to keep me warm come results-time.

ಠ_ಠ

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Par_(score)#Hole_scores

Really hoping for a top five placing in a game. Any game. Don't think I will though.

Hold me. Somebody.

Tragic is having a fit.

Jay

Here we go.

Delusibeta wrote:

Parksey wrote:

Banjo wrote:

Parksey wrote:

Banjo wrote:But getting an Albatross is more 2000 more points than all of the rainbow collectibles combined, which makes it the more sought after goal.

Al-buh-tross?

Three under par, better than an Eagle.

Don't me stretch the joke beyond its limits by replying with: "Eee-gul"?

Don't make me do it, because it's all I will have to keep me warm come results-time.

ಠ_ಠ

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Par_(score)#Hole_scores

I am familiar with the rules of golf; though, admittedly, unfamiliar with spaceships, waterfalls and UFOs all affecting play.

I wasn't playing the game trying to get a high score, even if my results suggest otherwise...

Can we get the bottom scores, for mocking purposes?

Oh gooseberry fool... It's time. I feel sick.

Man up Tragic for God's sake.