The GRcade Nuts & Bolts tournament! Awards pg 23+. GG.

*Once again, the Lord of Games drifts onto stage. From above this time.*

The Supreme Sculptor Award

Presented by the Lord of Games.

Time, again, for another of the large awards in the ceremony, this time we are honouring the player who did the best job of recreating famous images in my game's amazing vehicle creator.

Everyone tried their hardest but these three competitors proved that they had the best eyes for the work.

The bronze performance for alright replicas, however I shan't be asking him to crest my next portrait, goes to...

Roonmastor

The silver performance, better but still not portrait capable...

Dalagonash

And the best competitor, with the gold performance, who I will be asking to create my next portrait...

JK

*The audience claps enthusiastically*

(If you want to 'accept' the award, go ahead!)

well done your designs were inspired.

Very well deserved.

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*The Lord of Games exits stage left and Trophy Thomas, so as to raise the bar, does a series of flips onto stage and up to the mic. Cooper is at the bar having a drink, trying to explain to Death exactly what made Grabbed by the Ghoulies a classic gaming experience.*

The In it to Win it Award

Presented by the Trophy Thomas.

Trophy Thomas here, record setting extraordinaire and I must say the effort some of you dudes went into? Bravo! Bravo! I mean, sure I'd have done better but that's why I didn't compete yeah? Thought I'd give you dudes a chance at the gold, it's no fun getting silver all the time but that's what people have to settle for around Trophy Thomas.

But I have to say, if there's one thing I like it's a dude who's in it till the last, turns up all the time, does his best, puts in his all, and one of you showed exactly the Trophy Thomas level of effort.

And that dude was Bandwagon, good job dude.

*The audience claps enthusiastically*

(If you want to 'accept' the award, go ahead!)

T9Flake wrote:well done your designs were inspired.

Thanks.

Although when I saw your carousel last week the first thing I thought was "why didn't I think of that?!"

JK wrote:
T9Flake wrote:well done your designs were inspired.

Thanks.

Although when I saw your carousel last week the first thing I thought was "why didn't I think of that?!"

That was an old design I did a while back not long after I found out about the method behind it.

*As Trophy Thomas flips into the audience to talk to Krystal, much to fox's dismay, a foul stench fills the auditorium as Gruntilda waddles onto stage*

The Underhanded Award

Presented by the Gruntilda.

Well, if it isn't the witches turn to come on stage. All that game making has left me sour and I can't be bothered to rhyme so you'll have to make do with my smell to remind you all of the foul witch I once was.

Anyway, this award is for deceitful behaviour in the face of adversity, this player often tried to trip people up and ruin other people's lives to get his own way.

If this is meant to make me change my ways, think again you awful prompt writer.

The winner of such a brilliant award is Dalagonash.

*The audience claps enthusiastically*

(If you want to 'accept' the award, go ahead!)

No, I don't want your Basketball in my vehicle......

*As Gruntilda leaves the bar to talk to an worried looking King K.Rool, Mr Fit jogs up to the mic, stopping halfway to take a breath before continuing up to the mic*

The Speed Hog Award

Presented by the Mr. Fit.

*pant, wheeze*

A... As you... As you all must know, I'm a bit of a speed demon.

*pant, pant*

And erm, yes, I run a lot, around showdown, so naturally I'm presenting the award to the fastest player in the competition, the player that when they left the others in the dust, they did it in style.

That player is Roonmastor.

*The audience claps enthusiastically*

(If you want to 'accept' the award, go ahead!)

Beep Beep

*Mr Fit lumbers off the stage, clutching a cramp in his side as the Lord of Games mysteriously appears from below the stage*

The Multiplayer Master Award

Presented by the Lord of Games.

Two more important awards to go, and some other little ones, but here is the award for the greatest competitive player amoungst the competition.

Playing in multiplayer is a gruelling task, I fashioned my game to challenge players in all sorts of fields, racing, football, darts, sumo wrestling, and most importantly; endurance.

The following three players showed the most grit, the most determination, and came out on top time and again.

Taking the Bronze for their multiplayer performances is,

T9Flake.

The second best player, taking the silver medal, is,

Roonmastor

And performing the most consistantly during multiplayer sessions, making him the best competitive player and winner of the gold is...

BANDWAGON!

*The audience claps extremely enthusiastically*

(If you want to 'accept' the award, go ahead!)

*LOG once again glides off in an undetermined direction and Captain Blubber waddles onto the stage, quite unimpressively.*

Beyond the Call of Duty Award

Presented by Captain Blubber.

As you know ol' Captain Blubber often tries 'is 'ardest to earn a pretty penny, it may not look like it but I do me 'ardest when its most needed!

This award celebrates the player 'at went the extra mile, most notably when 'e topped a leaderboard completely.

Roonmastor be the one, well done lad.

*The audience claps enthusiastically*

(If you want to 'accept' the award, go ahead!)

Yeah, you can touch me. 8-)

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*As blubber walks off, he passes Boggy. They high five and their flab shudders almost erotically. Some RC cars are now weaving around the chairs.*

The Lazy Bear Award

Presented by Boggy.

Sure I opened a gym, but I'm still lazy ol' Boggy bear who once got Banjo to hit me with a sledge cos I had a jiggy in me belly, and being lazy is no easy task.

It takes a special kind of grit to leave things to the last minute, or accept mediocre performances as the best you can do, and one competitor in this competition proved they had this talent above all.

Satisfied with their ordinary leaderboard scores and handing replicas in minutes before Deadline, this player is a hero to lazy bears everywhere.

And that player is...

StayDead

*The audience claps enthusiastically*

(If you want to 'accept' the award, go ahead!)

^_^ \o/!

Boggy walks off stage as Banjo and Kazooie walk on, the audience starts to clap and whistle, Daniel Carrington yells something incoherant in a thick scottish accent, spilling wine down his kilt, Conker lets out a drunk cheer along with his squirrel mates, and Sabreman almost has a heart attack.*

The Grand GRcade Nuts and Bolts Amazo-Tournament final standings!

Presented by Banjo and Kazooie

Banjo: Well, it's been a long journey to this point. Weeks of planning led to weeks of playing which has all lead to this glorious night, I hope you'll agree that King Jinjo's food is delicious.

Kazooie: As long as you have no tastebuds.

Banjo: Everyone who competed in the competition put in a brilliant effort, the replicas were outstanding...

Kazooie: ...ly bad...

Banjo: The challenge efforts were phenomenal...

Kazooie: ...If you're inbred...

Banjo: And the multiplayer bouts were sporting excellence...

Kazooie: ...If your idea of sport begins and ends with Nascar maybe...

Banjo: So without further interruptions here are the final positions.

Kazooie: Read out in insomnia curing slow motion most likely...

Banjo: In last place, accruing points even though he didn't play,

SEVEN!

Banjo: In seventh place, he started strong but then ducked out of the competition;

Kazooie: If you can't handle the heat of these amateurs you must really suck.

MOKEYJOE

Atleast I'm sixth!

Banjo: In sixth place, he only really started trying in the later stages but put up a good fight,

Kazooie: Pfft, sugar coated.

STAYDEAD

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