The GRcade Nuts & Bolts tournament! Awards pg 23+. GG.
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Qikz
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Yatta!
Klungo....
Klungo....
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bandwagon wrote:Thank you LOG, and I'd like to thank you for the finely crafted, well handling vehicles you provided us.
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The Missing in Action Award
Presented by Tooty.
*The crowd starts whispering as The Jolly Dodger swaggers up to the stage instead of Tooty*
Erm, yes, unfortunately miss Tooty could not be with us tonight, missing for two games now the police have started a bear hunt all around Spiral Mountain and we can only hope they find her soon, or maybe not because the longer the police are gone the longer I have to shift this jiggy dust I got in...
Oh, oh! Yes! The winner of this award is Mokeyjoe for his Tooty esque disappearing act so erm, big round of applause.
*Audience gives an unenthusiastic applause as no-one accepts the award*
Presented by Tooty.
*The crowd starts whispering as The Jolly Dodger swaggers up to the stage instead of Tooty*
Erm, yes, unfortunately miss Tooty could not be with us tonight, missing for two games now the police have started a bear hunt all around Spiral Mountain and we can only hope they find her soon, or maybe not because the longer the police are gone the longer I have to shift this jiggy dust I got in...
Oh, oh! Yes! The winner of this award is Mokeyjoe for his Tooty esque disappearing act so erm, big round of applause.
*Audience gives an unenthusiastic applause as no-one accepts the award*
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*The Artful dodger slinks off the stage as LOG swoops in once more, Sabreman can be seen discussing the layout of spiral mountain with some policemen*
THE CHALLENGE CHAMPION!
Presented by The Lord of Games
These small awards are all entertaining enough but it's time for one of the larger, more important awards.
Throughout the competition all the competitors have been asked to take part in the various challenges that the Banjo Kazooie cast have offered my beautifully created levels. These have ranged from races, to endurance tests, to pinpoint challenges of skill. Asking players to create perfect machines and execute infallable strategies.
Everyone tried hard, and three people placed.
Taking the Bronze for Challenge Challenge excellence is...
Dalagonash!
Walking away with a silver medal for thei attempts in the Challenge Challenge is...
Roonmastor
And the ultimate Challenge Challenge champion is none other than...
BANDWAGON!
*The Audience erupts into unabashed applause*
(If you want to 'accept' the award, go ahead!)
THE CHALLENGE CHAMPION!
Presented by The Lord of Games
These small awards are all entertaining enough but it's time for one of the larger, more important awards.
Throughout the competition all the competitors have been asked to take part in the various challenges that the Banjo Kazooie cast have offered my beautifully created levels. These have ranged from races, to endurance tests, to pinpoint challenges of skill. Asking players to create perfect machines and execute infallable strategies.
Everyone tried hard, and three people placed.
Taking the Bronze for Challenge Challenge excellence is...
Dalagonash!
Walking away with a silver medal for thei attempts in the Challenge Challenge is...
Roonmastor
And the ultimate Challenge Challenge champion is none other than...
BANDWAGON!
*The Audience erupts into unabashed applause*
(If you want to 'accept' the award, go ahead!)
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Roonmastor
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Robbed 
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Dalagonash
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*A light padding of feet can be heard from the stage, then suddenly bottles hops up onto a box to talk to the auditorium*
Best of the Worst Award
Judged and presented by Bottles.
People often comment on my large glasses, telling me that I must have poor vision, but I often say to them that I could hit a T-Rex while driving an 18-wheeler, and when the end of the world comes I don't need to be able to see anything more than that.
This award is for my favourite of the replica vehicles, they wouldn't tell me what the award is called but with my vision I know I chose the best vehicle from the lot.
StayDead's Delorean
In my eyes it is a perfect re-creation.
*The audience starts to clap unenthusiastically*
(If you want to 'accept' the award, go ahead!)
Best of the Worst Award
Judged and presented by Bottles.
People often comment on my large glasses, telling me that I must have poor vision, but I often say to them that I could hit a T-Rex while driving an 18-wheeler, and when the end of the world comes I don't need to be able to see anything more than that.
This award is for my favourite of the replica vehicles, they wouldn't tell me what the award is called but with my vision I know I chose the best vehicle from the lot.
StayDead's Delorean
In my eyes it is a perfect re-creation.
*The audience starts to clap unenthusiastically*
(If you want to 'accept' the award, go ahead!)
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Qikz
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Can't believe I'm winning all the bad awards, oh well atleast I'm getting something.
The Watching Artist wrote:I feel so inept next to Qikz...
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Roonmastor
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At least my model looks like a Yoshi.
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Dalagonash
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*As Bottles leaves the stage he yelps on account of Piddles the cat giving him a scratch on the way to the stage, Kameo can be seen walking in late, a bottle wrapped in a brown paper bag clutched to her chest. Joanna suddenly strikes up a conversation with Mr.Pants to avoid eye contact*
The unrestrained violence award
Presented by Piddles.
Meow. Meow meow meow meowmeowmeow meow. meow meow hisssssss meow meow
MEOW MEOW MEOW! (T9Flake)
*The audience claps enthusiastically*
(If you want to 'accept' the award, go ahead!)
The unrestrained violence award
Presented by Piddles.
Meow. Meow meow meow meowmeowmeow meow. meow meow hisssssss meow meow
MEOW MEOW MEOW! (T9Flake)
*The audience claps enthusiastically*
(If you want to 'accept' the award, go ahead!)
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Dalagonash
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*Piddles runs off the stage with the agility of a squirrel as Humba Wunba simply walks to the microphone*
The Curvacious Award
Presented by Humba Wumba.
Humba really think this quite sexist, just because Humba is only girl in game she is given award for something that look pretty? Humba was no. 1 gamer girl in Log Box, why I not present overall winner? *hmph*
Anywhoo, here is Humba's choice for best looking vehicle, one that proved silly shaman's making tools could be more than just ugly square things.
JK's Normandy
*The audience claps enthusiastically*
(If you want to 'accept' the award, go ahead!)
The Curvacious Award
Presented by Humba Wumba.
Humba really think this quite sexist, just because Humba is only girl in game she is given award for something that look pretty? Humba was no. 1 gamer girl in Log Box, why I not present overall winner? *hmph*
Anywhoo, here is Humba's choice for best looking vehicle, one that proved silly shaman's making tools could be more than just ugly square things.
JK's Normandy
*The audience claps enthusiastically*
(If you want to 'accept' the award, go ahead!)
Last edited by Dalagonash on Thu Apr 15, 2010 10:01 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Qikz
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Roonmastor wrote:At least my model looks like a Yoshi.
My delorean looks like a delorean, it has all the engines on the back!
EDIT: Also My Tachi and Transports were robbed!
Congrats JK. ^_^
The Watching Artist wrote:I feel so inept next to Qikz...
