The Football Thread 2023/24: Dortmund vs Real Madrid, Sat 8pm

[poshrule_uk]

I have always thought Barcelona were more of banana splits than Real Madrid because they have always projected this wholier than whole image and I have never believed it. At least Real Madrid don't pretend not to be evil.

[BOR]

Feyenoord's Arne Slot has announced he will replace Jurgen Klopp as head coach at Liverpool this summer.

[Albert]

Tracks with my sources

[Benzin]

Sunak being at the Southampton game tonight makes me DESPERATELY want West Brom to win.

[Peter Crisp]

All Luton need to do is win 6-0 and hope Forest lose 6-0.

It's possible.

[ITSMILNER]

Feyenoord's Arne Slot has announced he will replace Jurgen Klopp as head coach at Liverpool this summer.

How long until the ‘he’s Slot straight in’ jokes start?

[Moggy]

All Luton need to do is win 6-0 and hope Forest lose 6-0.

It's possible.

I'm disgusted you don't believe Luton will win 12-0.

[Peter Crisp]

I'm disgusted you don't believe Luton will win 12-0.

We don't want to humiliate the opposition just break their spirits and make them consider retirement.

[Oblomov Boblomov]

I'm disgusted you don't believe Luton will win 12-0.

We don't want to humiliate the opposition just break their spirits and make them consider retirement.

I appreciate it is extremely unlikely that you won't win at least 12-0, but just in case it does somehow happen, I want to be the first Championship-club fan to profess what a divine honour it will be to compete with Luton, the greatest team in the known universe .

[Moggy]

I'm disgusted you don't believe Luton will win 12-0.

We don't want to humiliate the opposition just break their spirits and make them consider retirement.

I appreciate it is extremely unlikely that you won't win at least 12-0, but just in case it does somehow happen, I want to be the first Championship-club fan to profess what a divine honour it will be to compete with Luton, the greatest team in the known universe .

It must be daunting for a club that's just coming out of League One to have to compete with Premier League Luton.

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Feyenoord's Arne Slot has announced he will replace Jurgen Klopp as head coach at Liverpool this summer.

How long until the ‘he’s Slot straight in’ jokes start?

I made that joke several pages ago when the rumours first started.

[Moggy]

Feyenoord's Arne Slot has announced he will replace Jurgen Klopp as head coach at Liverpool this summer.

How long until the ‘he’s Slot straight in’ jokes start?

Looks like you are the first!

[BOR]

Feyenoord's Arne Slot has announced he will replace Jurgen Klopp as head coach at Liverpool this summer.

How long until the ‘he’s Slot straight in’ jokes start?

Looks like you are the first!

I think SEP was the first in a few pages back.

[RetroCora]

I guess you could say that Arne will...fit right in at Liverpool.

What a hilarious joke I've made.

[Dowbocop]

You could say they'll be: Slotted and Dangerous...

[Moggy]

Feyenoord's Arne Slot has announced he will replace Jurgen Klopp as head coach at Liverpool this summer.

How long until the ‘he’s Slot straight in’ jokes start?

Looks like you are the first!

I think SEP was the first in a few pages back.

Who?

[Peter Crisp]

I'm disgusted you don't believe Luton will win 12-0.

We don't want to humiliate the opposition just break their spirits and make them consider retirement.

I appreciate it is extremely unlikely that you won't win at least 12-0, but just in case it does somehow happen, I want to be the first Championship-club fan to profess what a divine honour it will be to compete with Luton, the greatest team in the known universe .

I realise being in such heady surroundings as Kenilworth Road will be a huge shock but just try and remember that they're just mortals even though they do play in the stadium of the gods.

[Moggy]

I'm disgusted you don't believe Luton will win 12-0.

We don't want to humiliate the opposition just break their spirits and make them consider retirement.

I appreciate it is extremely unlikely that you won't win at least 12-0, but just in case it does somehow happen, I want to be the first Championship-club fan to profess what a divine honour it will be to compete with Luton, the greatest team in the known universe .

I realise being in such heady surroundings as Kenilworth Road will be a huge shock but just try and remember that they're just mortals even though they do play in the stadium of the gods.

BLASPHEMER!

There is only one God. And his name is Nick Owen.

[Return_of_the_STAR]

twitter.com/TheFootbaIlHub/status/1791432329757684031

If anyone wonders why the back pass rule exists.

[Peter Crisp]

BLASPHEMER!

There is only one God. And his name is Nick Owen.

Ah, the hallowed one .