The Football Thread 2011/12

[Saint of Killers]

Ravel Morrison's West Ham move from Manchester United down to agents

• Agents said to be demanding £1m in fees for deal
• Transfer deadline day move would cost an initial £650,000

West Ham United are still hoping to sign Ravel Morrison but the move from Manchester United hinges on the agents involved in the transfer demanding a fee of around £1m, according to a source at Upton Park.

Reports suggest that the 18-year-old midfielder would cost West Ham an initial £650,000 with up to £2m of add-ons. It is thought there is no buy-back option for Manchester United.

more at http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012 ... ter-united

[Mockmaster]

Hugo Rodallega possibly as well apparently? Another guy who had a good season last year and a bad one this year.

[Count Nood]

Not sure about Wayne Bridge. Everyone says he was rubbish on his last loan at West Ham, but on the other hand he's probably a better left-back than Richardson.

Blunderland signing a left back. Already MON is taking this club to strange new places.

[Wedgie]

Rooney is off to barcelona!

http://www.skybet.com/cms/breaking-tran ... yne+Rooney

[Skippy]

On the same page as someone doing that exact joke?

Ballsy

[Wedgie]

You never know... some one will scroll down fast.

And Emile's worth the money.

[Corazon de Leon]

Everton 'agree Jelavic fee'
Toffees understood to have struck deal with Rangers

what is this

The one and only time Everton will have spent more in a window than Man city? Money in a window

Is there anything more on this? I'd be very interested to see Nikica Jelavic strawberry float off from Scotland...

[Foxhound]

Not sure about Wayne Bridge. Everyone says he was rubbish on his last loan at West Ham, but on the other hand he's probably a better left-back than Richardson.

I thought he was awful at first, but after he got used to playing again he was alright. Better than Keira, anyway.

Looks like one Pompey player (Williams) is pretty much gone. I wonder what the squad count will be at the end of the day

[Corazon de Leon]

This is related to Scottish football but I think some of you might find it very interesting. Rangers are strawberry floated.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry at this shady bastard.

[DML]

This is related to Scottish football but I think some of you might find it very interesting. Rangers are strawberry floated.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry at this shady bastard.

Bit like our 'parachute payments'.

I'm very much in the 'so bizarre I dunno whether to laugh or cry' camp - come join me for a hug and an honourary jacket!

EDIT - Yep - hes another chairman creaming profit off of a club. Depressing isn't it?

[Minto]

Video from last week when Suarez celebrated his birthday!

[rudderless]

Incredible.

[Skippy]

Took a couple of goes to notice Gerrard

[Finiarél]

Video from last week when Suarez celebrated his birthday!

[Minto]

It's Stevie Gerrards face when he tries to bite the candle that gets me!

[Corazon de Leon]

strawberry floating hell

[TigaSefi]

Love it!!!

[Finiarél]

#EFC said to be in talks over a deal with #MCFC to take Adam Johnson on loan until the end of the season. Talk about making up for lost time
Chillout Everton.

[Skippy]

Woah Nelly!

[tomvek]

That gif is amazing