Banter: With Danny Dyer

[Pontius Pilate]

Do you live with your dad now Anung?

[Corazon de Leon]

Ah man.

[Cardinal Chunder]

Yarp, mum kicked me out when i was 15.

What did you do?

[Cardinal Chunder]

Wow. That's a bit selfish.

[Pontius Pilate]

Wit! That's tough going bro

She's probably just intimated by your awesome chops man.

[Cuttooth]

This is rather depressing tonight.

Sorry about your parents, Aaron.

[Corazon de Leon]

Aye, it's been a depressing night. It'd strawberry float me up for uni if it happened to me right now. Hopefully Aaron has a little bit more mental strength than I do, mayne.

It'll all work out in the end though. Like the song says, we'll all float on ok.

[Skarjo]

Got you all beat.

Never met my birth father, as he was an abusive alcoholic who my Mum had to flee the country in the middle of the night to escape.

Met my Dad (who I call my Dad, for he is a legend of epic proportions) when I was 4, married when I was 7.

Split when I was 17.

She remarried a bloke who turned out to be a Conman who took her for 35K.

He remarried a woman who died of cancer a year later.

What did I get?

...A strawberry floating dark sense of humour.

[Pontius Pilate]

The Chat Room Thread: Shitober Edition

[Corazon de Leon]

strawberry float me Skarj, that's appalling stuff.

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:x Wit! That's tough going bro

She's probably just intimated by your awesome chops man.

She is a bitch. but she is my mum so i have to love her unconditionally!

No you don't. If someone treats you like gooseberry fool, then they don't deserve love. Don't feel pressured into feeling love for her when she quite happily dumped you so she could have a shag.

[Cuttooth]

:x Wit! That's tough going bro

She's probably just intimated by your awesome chops man.

She is a bitch. but she is my mum so i have to love her unconditionally!

No you don't. If someone treats you like gooseberry fool, then they don't deserve love. Don't feel pressured into feeling love for her when she quite happily dumped you so she could have a shag.

That's all well and good but I think it's up to Anung to feel what he likes.

[Skarjo]

strawberry float me Skarj, that's appalling stuff.

What're the evils for, I'm not strawberry floating making it up!

[Johnny Ryall]

So work gave me an Argos gift card (as I am awesome) but Argos do not let you use it online. WTF MON

[Cardinal Chunder]

:x Wit! That's tough going bro

She's probably just intimated by your awesome chops man.

She is a bitch. but she is my mum so i have to love her unconditionally!

No you don't. If someone treats you like gooseberry fool, then they don't deserve love. Don't feel pressured into feeling love for her when she quite happily dumped you so she could have a shag.

That's all well and good but I think it's up to Anung to feel what he likes.

No, he's not allowed to decide how he feels. Only MCN can do that.

[Skarjo]

But i prefer bottling it!

Aye, nothing quite beats spending two years as a miserable overweight alcoholic who cuts pretty much everyone out of their lives!

Oh wait, was that just me?

[Corazon de Leon]

:x Wit! That's tough going bro

She's probably just intimated by your awesome chops man.

She is a bitch. but she is my mum so i have to love her unconditionally!

No you don't. If someone treats you like gooseberry fool, then they don't deserve love. Don't feel pressured into feeling love for her when she quite happily dumped you so she could have a shag.

Its alot more complicated than that though, i was privvy to alot of abuse she got off my dad when i was a kid.

But yeah moving on to less depressing gooseberry fool. I could tell some brutal depressing tales. But i prefer bottling it!

Aye, I was privvy to a lot of gooseberry fool my dad had done when my mum and dad split up, I'm not sure that he knows I know even to this day. But we move on.

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But i prefer bottling it!

Aye, nothing quite beats spending two years as a miserable overweight alcoholic who cuts pretty much everyone out of their lives!

Oh wait, was that just me?

Not just you, dude.

[Skarjo]

But i prefer bottling it!

Aye, nothing quite beats spending two years as a miserable overweight alcoholic who cuts pretty much everyone out of their lives!

Oh wait, was that just me?

Not just you, dude.

I knew it.

[Corazon de Leon]

But i prefer bottling it!

Aye, nothing quite beats spending two years as a miserable overweight alcoholic who cuts pretty much everyone out of their lives!

Oh wait, was that just me?

Skarj man, I'm sending you a hug over the internets.