Banter: With Danny Dyer

[Fatal Exception]

I've had no trick or treaters.

[Mafro]

Your dad sounds like cool guy.

Someone's been round all the roads round here and smashed up all the kids pumpkins. What a dick move. Maybe they'll be shitting in people's stockings come December.

poor show from tha ladz there, poor kidz in a right kerfuffle, pwopa nawty.

[Fatal Exception]

I prefer Mafro like this.

[Loire]

My grandparents used to live near Cromer, little town called Sheringham.

Anyway I'm in Norwich, a lovely little city.

Ever get the train to Holt? Really love that area of Norfolk. Large up West Runton beach! Norwich is an absolutely awesome city; really love it.

I'm so annoyed and upset with my ex, that despite the fact that I don't actually want weed, I feel like I should have it do deal... Really sucks.

[Cyburn2]

spent halloween alone drinking beer like many other people on GRCade

[Mafro]

I prefer Mafro like this.

oi oi!

wot do u fink of ma new threads, splashed some wonga on a nice leather jacket today



pwopa banta material

[Loire]

[Mafro]

safe

also bought one of dem grandad caps for me bonnet



keeps me napper well snug. oi oi!

[A J Styles]

Did not enjoy that John Culshaw show except for the Gene Hunt sketch.

[Memento Mori]

I might play some GTA in a minute. When do you want me to create the new thread Noes?

[Oh Teh Noes]

I might play some GTA in a minute. When do you want me to create the new thread Noes?

Whenever. Midnight seems traditional. Also this one hasn't been locked yet.

[Memento Mori]

Midnight it shall be.

[Mafro]

lookin 4ward 2 da next banta thread

[Loire]

Was just having a joint outside the house and I could see a riot van coming round the park. I was hoping they'd stop outside my house, and before they went right, reversed back having seen me and came left. Got talking, so, I says, see, told him I was on my mum's property, didn't give him the family name, told him I wasn't breaking Common Law (harm or loss). He got proper arsey, walked up to the front door, so I ran in his way and told him to get off the property. Told him he held no oath of office and couldn't do gooseberry fool (Community Support, brah). Asked him to leave, gave him some gooseberry fool about statutory law and Common Law, and he manned the strawberry float down. Stood outside my front door, looking up through the panes of glass as I took my shoes off, waving at him.

'e got strawberry floating intellecutally baxed.

[Captain Kinopio]

Anyone got any tips on learning to play the piano.

I really want to take it up but don't know the best way to approach it.

I'd like to play this

[Mafro]

oi oi

[Oh Teh Noes]

YAY

[Oh Teh Noes]

YAY

[Oh Teh Noes]

STOP IT

[Oh Teh Noes]

I'm trying to get the last post before it's locked