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abcd wrote:The number has risen from 105 to 125million!!!!!

Everyone in England will get it!!!!


I must stop reading the newspaper headlines

I bet my old dear is in panic mode. I expect she's already buying loads of tinned food and bottled water, storing it up in the cellar!

I've just bought 3 bags of sugar!!!!

and pilchards

abcd wrote:I've just bought 3 bags of sugar!!!!

and pilchards

Now you've broadcast that to the world expect to be at the centre of a shitstorm as people battle to the death for those pilchards. I'm going to wait until the end and just take out the winners who will be tired from fighting and then those pilchards will be all mine. You can keep the sugar.

I've bought a Pot Noodle. Just in case.

I've also bought some bottled water. JUST IN CASE THE WATER IS CONTAMINATED.

You can't have a Pot Noodle without any water, you see. It'd be a bit DRY.

Red Devil wrote:I'm sure jambot wouldn't mind this culling of the human race.

One of his lab-rats probably started it, in which case that worthy deserves either death by fire-breath (certainly an honour?) or a promotion.

Now if only this outbreak could be refined to target bad parents, the long-term unemployed and other drains on society...

The article I read this monring said there had been just over a thousand reported cases and of those just over 80 deaths, so about only 8% of peeps who caught it have actually died from it.

I've already had bloody flu once this year.

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*someone please post this.

It can't be as bad as Spanish Flu - that was a real swine!

http://www.top-buzz.net/2009/04/swine-f ... _symptoms/

Has to be fake - but terrifying nonetheless.

IRON NAN wrote:The article I read this monring said there had been just over a thousand reported cases and of those just over 80 deaths, so about only 8% of peeps who caught it have actually died from it.

Wasn't the mortality rate for the Spanish Flu lower?

All the virus has to do is find its way to an overpopulated region with a poor health infrastructure, and then it's going to really run amok. The far east contains numerous such places, and with H5N1 still present in certain areas... the two combining is not a thought I wish to hold on to.

At the very least this will give me something to write about in my final year essay paper.

If this does turn out very badly. It could be a cure for overpopulation. Alwasy a bright side aye?

I hope it doesn't wipe us out as a race like Avian Bird Flu did, oh wait.

A pig flu?

Thought that was impossible.

Sarge wrote:Youtube vid

I love the way she said "But Dottie had a heart condition. And she died".

I heard on the radio it's 103 people now so update the title of woe.

Peter Crisp wrote:I'm more worried about something with a long incubation time turning up in a large city where people will have flown to many other countries and spread the condition before it even gets noticed by the authorities. That's when we'll be really screwed.

Yeah thank goodness this turned up in Mexico city, which has such a small population... oh wait.

Ryan0rz wrote:Heard on the radio, there's precautionary fears of cases in Glasgow! *hides*

Nooooooo.

Ah well, if they quarantine the city at least that gives me more studying time for my exams which would be welcome.