Rihanna

I'll just take the one on the left thanks. That forhead.

Festive Exception wrote:I'll just take the one on the left thanks. That forhead.

I know, the one on the left's is HUGE.

JingleJay wrote:

Egg Noggy Digital wrote:

JingleJay wrote:

Gold, Frankenhenke and Myrrh wrote:Not bad for a black.

How did I know this fool was gonna post up some foolishness as well.

You know what mayne, I ain't usually diss people on the personal level, but you constantly post bullshit and I hate racism, so strawberry float your dead dog mayne.

Oh noes Bobby is going to mow me down!

They see me rollin
They hatin
Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
My music so loud
I'm swangin
They hopin that they gon catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty

[Verse 1 - Chamillionaire]
Police think they can see me lean
I'm tint so it ain't easy to be seen
When you see me ride by they can see the glean
And my shine on the deck and the TV screen
Ride with a new chick, she like hold up
Next to the playstation controller is a full clip and my pistola
Turn a jacker into a coma
Girl you ain't know, I'm crazy like Krayzie Bone
Just tryin to bone ain't tryin to have no babies
Rock clean itself so I pull in ladies
Laws of patrolling you know they hate me
Music turned all the way up until the maximum
I can speak for some ****** tryin to jack for some
But we packin somethin that we have and um will have a ***** locked up in the maximum
Security cell, I'm grippin oak
Music loud and tippin slow
Twist and twistin like hit this dough
Pull up from behind and is in his throat
Windows down gotta stop pollution
CDs change ****** like who is that producing?
This the Play-N-Skillz when we out and cruisin
Got warrants in every city except Houston but I'm still ain't losin

[Chorus]

[Verse 2 - Krayzie Bone]
I been drinkin and smokin holdin gooseberry fool cause a brother can't focus
I gotta get to home 'fore the po po's scope this big ol Excursion swerving all up in the curve man
***** been sippin on that Hennessey and the gin again is in again we in the wind
Doin a hundred while I come from the block
And rollin another one up, we livin like we ain't givin a strawberry float
I got a revolver in my right hand, 40 oz on my lap freezing my balls
Roll a ***** tree, green leaves and all
Comin up pretty deep, me and my do-jo
I gotta get back to backstreets
Wanted by the six pound and I got heat glock glock shots to the block we creep creep
Pop Pop hope cops don't see me, on a low key
With no regards for the law we dodge em like strawberry float em all
But I won't get caught up and brought up on charges for none of y'all
Keep a gun in car, and a blunt to spark, but well if you want, ***** you poppin dark
Ready or not we bust shots off in the air Krayzie Bone and Chamillionaire

[Chorus]

[Verse 3 - Chamillionaire]
Do what you thinkin so, I tried to let you go
Turn up a blink of light and I swang it slower
A ***** upset for sure cause they think they know that they catchin me with plenty of the drinkin drough
So they get behind me tryin to check my tags, look at my rearview and they smilin
Thinkin they'll catch me on the wrong well keep tryin
Cause they denyin is racial profiling
Houston, TX you can check my tags
Pull me over try to check my slab
Glove compartment gotta get my cash
Cause the crooked cops try to come up fast
And been a baller that I am I talk to them, giving a damn bout not feeling my attitude
When they realize I ain't even ridin dirty bet you'll be leavin with an even madder mood
I'mma laugh at you then I'mma have to cruise I'm in number two on some more DJ Screw
You can't arrest me plus you can't sue
This a message to the laws tellin them WE HATE YOU
I can't be toss or tell em that they shoulda known
Tippin down sittin crooked on my chrome
Bookin my phone tryin to find a chick I wanna bone
Like they couldn't stop me I'mma bout to pull up at your home and it's on

She look's like a living breathing Anime character, she must have an army of Hentai fans stalking her.

I'd strawberry floating love a go one her.

Shadow wrote:I'd ******* love a go one her.

Lurkers reading from the bottom of the thread up will get a decidedly odd impression of you here, Shadow.

Wiggles wrote:

JingleJay wrote:

Egg Noggy Digital wrote:

JingleJay wrote:

Gold, Frankenhenke and Myrrh wrote:Not bad for a black.

How did I know this fool was gonna post up some foolishness as well.

You know what mayne, I ain't usually diss people on the personal level, but you constantly post bullshit and I hate racism, so strawberry float your dead dog mayne.

Oh noes Bobby is going to mow me down!

They see me rollin
They hatin
Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
My music so loud
I'm swangin
They hopin that they gon catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty

[Verse 1 - Chamillionaire]
Police think they can see me lean
I'm tint so it ain't easy to be seen
When you see me ride by they can see the glean
And my shine on the deck and the TV screen
Ride with a new chick, she like hold up
Next to the playstation controller is a full clip and my pistola
Turn a jacker into a coma
Girl you ain't know, I'm crazy like Krayzie Bone
Just tryin to bone ain't tryin to have no babies
Rock clean itself so I pull in ladies
Laws of patrolling you know they hate me
Music turned all the way up until the maximum
I can speak for some ****** tryin to jack for some
But we packin somethin that we have and um will have a ***** locked up in the maximum
Security cell, I'm grippin oak
Music loud and tippin slow
Twist and twistin like hit this dough
Pull up from behind and is in his throat
Windows down gotta stop pollution
CDs change ****** like who is that producing?
This the Play-N-Skillz when we out and cruisin
Got warrants in every city except Houston but I'm still ain't losin

[Chorus]

[Verse 2 - Krayzie Bone]
I been drinkin and smokin holdin gooseberry fool cause a brother can't focus
I gotta get to home 'fore the po po's scope this big ol Excursion swerving all up in the curve man
***** been sippin on that Hennessey and the gin again is in again we in the wind
Doin a hundred while I come from the block
And rollin another one up, we livin like we ain't givin a strawberry float
I got a revolver in my right hand, 40 oz on my lap freezing my balls
Roll a ***** tree, green leaves and all
Comin up pretty deep, me and my do-jo
I gotta get back to backstreets
Wanted by the six pound and I got heat glock glock shots to the block we creep creep
Pop Pop hope cops don't see me, on a low key
With no regards for the law we dodge em like strawberry float em all
But I won't get caught up and brought up on charges for none of y'all
Keep a gun in car, and a blunt to spark, but well if you want, ***** you poppin dark
Ready or not we bust shots off in the air Krayzie Bone and Chamillionaire

[Chorus]

[Verse 3 - Chamillionaire]
Do what you thinkin so, I tried to let you go
Turn up a blink of light and I swang it slower
A ***** upset for sure cause they think they know that they catchin me with plenty of the drinkin drough
So they get behind me tryin to check my tags, look at my rearview and they smilin
Thinkin they'll catch me on the wrong well keep tryin
Cause they denyin is racial profiling
Houston, TX you can check my tags
Pull me over try to check my slab
Glove compartment gotta get my cash
Cause the crooked cops try to come up fast
And been a baller that I am I talk to them, giving a damn bout not feeling my attitude
When they realize I ain't even ridin dirty bet you'll be leavin with an even madder mood
I'mma laugh at you then I'mma have to cruise I'm in number two on some more DJ Screw
You can't arrest me plus you can't sue
This a message to the laws tellin them WE HATE YOU
I can't be toss or tell em that they shoulda known
Tippin down sittin crooked on my chrome
Bookin my phone tryin to find a chick I wanna bone
Like they couldn't stop me I'mma bout to pull up at your home and it's on

thats so wrong but so strawberry floating funny

Egg Noggy Digital wrote:

Mmmm. Look at that butt!

Dont care about her forehead. She needs bumming and if you wouldnt then you don't deserve to own a custard chucker!

Some of you strawberry floats turned this thread into a right shitter mayne.

Her face is hot still mayne, yeah the forehead is a bit on the you could land a jumbo jet on it side, but she still mad cute.

strawberry float any haters or bitches that talk gooseberry fool.

She reminds me of this film:

Bethlehemster wrote:Loving this thread. 'Gangsta' talk from our cretinous boy from the hood and casual rascism from our finest caledonian member. Brilliant!

*googles*

1. A person afflicted with cretinism.
2. Slang An idiot.

strawberry float you mayne.

Egg Noggy Digital wrote:

Bethlehemster wrote:Loving this thread. 'Gangsta' talk from our cretinous boy from the hood and casual rascism from our finest caledonian member. Brilliant!

*googles*

1. A person afflicted with cretinism.
2. Slang An idiot.

strawberry float you mayne.

The fact you had to google the meaning of that word surely proves him right?

pedro wrote:

Festive Exception wrote:I'll just take the one on the left thanks. That forhead.

I know, the one on the left's is HUGE.

You and your bloody foreheads...

Festive Exception wrote:

Egg Noggy Digital wrote:

Bethlehemster wrote:Loving this thread. 'Gangsta' talk from our cretinous boy from the hood and casual rascism from our finest caledonian member. Brilliant!

*googles*

1. A person afflicted with cretinism.
2. Slang An idiot.

strawberry float you mayne.

The fact you had to google the meaning of that word surely proves him right?

Calling people cretinous ain't what's poppin mayne. It's one of them insults used by people who think they are above you cause they use dumb words to insult you. It's like if a posh dickhead called me a moron, I wouldn't be offended cause it ain't really even insulting anyway.

pedro wrote:Beyond all the gang speak and satirical (?) racism, here's a lesbian fantasy for all of you:



"Ebony & Ivory, living ******* together in perfect harmony".

strawberry floating hell. I don't care what anyone says, I would die the next day if it meant I had the night alone with those two.

gaminglegend wrote:

pedro wrote:Beyond all the gang speak and satirical (?) racism, here's a lesbian fantasy for all of you:



"Ebony & Ivory, living ******* together in perfect harmony".

strawberry floating hell. I don't care what anyone says, I would die the next day if it meant I had the night alone with those two.

@ you spending the night talking to them about your personal problems.

Egg Noggy Digital wrote:

gaminglegend wrote:

pedro wrote:Beyond all the gang speak and satirical (?) racism, here's a lesbian fantasy for all of you:



"Ebony & Ivory, living ******* together in perfect harmony".

******* hell. I don't care what anyone says, I would die the next day if it meant I had the night alone with those two.

@ you spending the night talking to them about your personal problems.

well.. if it gets the job done

Egg Noggy Digital wrote:

Fatal Exception wrote:

pedro wrote:Beyond all the gang speak and satirical (?) racism, here's a lesbian fantasy for all of you:



"Ebony & Ivory, living ******* together in perfect harmony".

strawberry floating hell. I don't care what anyone says, I would die the next day if it meant I had the night alone with those two.

@ you spending the night talking to them about your personal problems.

Would.

That is all.