I find it baffling that so many people are happy to tell everybody the most boring things but are probably also revealing the most interesting thing they have going on in their lives at the moment. It makes me think that these social utilities are actually driving people away from eachother now. Why bother phoning someone for a chat and to see how they are when you can just look at their facebook page and discover that they've become twats or in many cases become bigger twats.
Here's a few more from Captain Moron:
Captain Moron - I'm like Metallica's new album 'Death Magnetic'. Relentless.
No gooseberry fool. Sixth status update in two days, all about Metallica and no more interesting than any previous efforts. strawberry float off.
Captain Moron - Enjoying 'Death Magnetic' at work. Today is all round going to be a fantastic day
When you set the bar as low as listening to music while at work constituting a "fantastic" day then you can't really fail can you? Wipe that smile off your face and look sharp, Moron. I don't think you're paid to listen to gooseberry fool and tell everyone about it. If you were, not a single record would sell.
Captain Moron - Gone old school - '...And Justice For All' today. That was released before even I was listening to metal - I was 7.. Wow
Wow indeed. Get this, I was listening to Elliott Smith today and he's dead. Isn't that like, so supernatural?
I'm starting to feel bad about this, but I'm glad I'm not the only one who gets so irked by this crap.