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PostRe: The Poker Thread - Crackin' Aces
by DML » Thu Feb 03, 2011 7:44 pm

Drumstick wrote:Regards HG, just so I know before accepting, who is PompeyJack91?


Oh yeah, he is my cousin. He is actually signed on GR as well as 'pompeyboyjack'. We were trying to get a private friendly game going, but didn't realise I couldnt accept him..

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PostRe: The Poker Thread - Crackin' Aces
by Drumstick » Thu Feb 03, 2011 7:50 pm

Okay. I've accepted him now. You should come on and join Sykes and I in the cash games.

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PostRe: The Poker Thread - Crackin' Aces
by PaperMacheMario » Fri Feb 04, 2011 1:58 am

DML wrote:
Drumstick wrote:Regards HG, just so I know before accepting, who is PompeyJack91?


Oh yeah, he is my cousin. He is actually signed on GR as well as 'pompeyboyjack'. We were trying to get a private friendly game going, but didn't realise I couldnt accept him..


Yeah i've been a bit of a lurker on here for a while, PaperMacheMario is actually my name on here though! Been playing poker for 2 or 3 years now and play online when I have the time :). Howdy!

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PostRe: The Poker Thread - Crackin' Aces
by Drumstick » Fri Feb 04, 2011 9:23 am

Howdy. Hopefully you can become a regular here. I've accepted you on Stars HG.

Don't think this got answered:

satriales wrote:When is the team game?

20th Feb.

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PostRe: The Poker Thread - Crackin' Aces
by PaperMacheMario » Fri Feb 04, 2011 9:53 am

Drumstick wrote:Howdy. Hopefully you can become a regular here. I've accepted you on Stars HG.

Don't think this got answered:

satriales wrote:When is the team game?

20th Feb.


Nice cheers. I'll try and post whenever I play, be nice to get feedback and play with you guys.

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PostRe: The Poker Thread - Crackin' Aces
by DML » Fri Feb 04, 2011 7:37 pm

I'm gonna sit at the table.

Come play if you want.

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PostRe: The Poker Thread - Crackin' Aces
by Drumstick » Fri Feb 04, 2011 8:24 pm

Some sicks hands going down yo.
PokerStars Home Game #57111256976: {GRcade Grinders} Hold'em No Limit ($0.05/$0.10 USD) - 2011/02/04 19:41:07 WET [2011/02/04 14:41:07 ET]
Table 'Lomia VII' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: lizzimba ($10.10 in chips)
Seat 2: Proper Zing ($10 in chips)
Proper Zing: posts small blind $0.05
lizzimba: posts big blind $0.10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Proper Zing [9d 9h]
Proper Zing: raises $0.20 to $0.30
lizzimba: raises $0.50 to $0.80
Proper Zing: calls $0.50
*** FLOP *** [5d 6d 5s]
lizzimba: bets $1
Proper Zing: raises $1.70 to $2.70
lizzimba: raises $6.60 to $9.30 and is all-in
Proper Zing: calls $6.50 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($0.10) returned to lizzimba
*** TURN *** [5d 6d 5s] [As]
*** RIVER *** [5d 6d 5s As] [Js]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
lizzimba: shows [7c 7d] (two pair, Sevens and Fives)
Proper Zing: shows [9d 9h] (two pair, Nines and Fives)
Proper Zing collected $19.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $20 | Rake $0.50
Board [5d 6d 5s As Js]
Seat 1: lizzimba (big blind) showed [7c 7d] and lost with two pair, Sevens and Fives
Seat 2: Proper Zing (button) (small blind) showed [9d 9h] and won ($19.50) with two pair, Nines and Fives

PokerStars Home Game #57112019287: {GRcade Grinders} Hold'em No Limit ($0.05/$0.10 USD) - 2011/02/04 19:54:06 WET [2011/02/04 14:54:06 ET]
Table 'Lomia VII' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: lizzimba ($10.43 in chips)
Seat 2: Proper Zing ($18.21 in chips)
lizzimba: posts small blind $0.05
Proper Zing: posts big blind $0.10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Proper Zing [5d 5s]
lizzimba: raises $0.20 to $0.30
Proper Zing: calls $0.20
*** FLOP *** [Ad 5h 6d]
Proper Zing: bets $0.50
lizzimba: raises $0.80 to $1.30
Proper Zing: raises $2.20 to $3.50
lizzimba: raises $6.63 to $10.13 and is all-in
Proper Zing: calls $6.63
*** TURN *** [Ad 5h 6d] [Ac]
*** RIVER *** [Ad 5h 6d Ac] [Ah]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Proper Zing: shows [5d 5s] (a full house, Aces full of Fives)
lizzimba: shows [6c As] (four of a kind, Aces)
lizzimba collected $20.36 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $20.86 | Rake $0.50
Board [Ad 5h 6d Ac Ah]
Seat 1: lizzimba (button) (small blind) showed [6c As] and won ($20.36) with four of a kind, Aces
Seat 2: Proper Zing (big blind) showed [5d 5s] and lost with a full house, Aces full of Fives

PokerStars Home Game #57112168408: {GRcade Grinders} Hold'em No Limit ($0.05/$0.10 USD) - 2011/02/04 19:57:22 WET [2011/02/04 14:57:22 ET]
Table 'Lomia VII' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: lizzimba ($20.11 in chips)
Seat 2: Proper Zing ($10.05 in chips)
Proper Zing: posts small blind $0.05
lizzimba: posts big blind $0.10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Proper Zing [4h Kh]
Proper Zing: raises $0.20 to $0.30
lizzimba said, "still a bit in shock"
lizzimba said, "lol"
lizzimba: calls $0.20
*** FLOP *** [5c 6h 2h]
lizzimba: checks
Proper Zing: bets $0.50
lizzimba: raises $1.20 to $1.70
Proper Zing: calls $1.20
*** TURN *** [5c 6h 2h] [Qc]
lizzimba: checks
Proper Zing: bets $2.40
lizzimba: raises $15.71 to $18.11 and is all-in
Proper Zing: calls $5.65 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($10.06) returned to lizzimba
*** RIVER *** [5c 6h 2h Qc] [9c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
lizzimba: shows [6d 5d] (two pair, Sixes and Fives)
Proper Zing: shows [4h Kh] (high card King)
lizzimba collected $19.60 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $20.10 | Rake $0.50
Board [5c 6h 2h Qc 9c]
Seat 1: lizzimba (big blind) showed [6d 5d] and won ($19.60) with two pair, Sixes and Fives
Seat 2: Proper Zing (button) (small blind) showed [4h Kh] and lost with high card King

PokerStars Home Game #57113084382: {GRcade Grinders} Hold'em No Limit ($0.05/$0.10 USD) - 2011/02/04 20:13:19 WET [2011/02/04 15:13:19 ET]
Table 'Lomia VII' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: lizzimba ($30.23 in chips)
Seat 2: Proper Zing ($10.62 in chips)
Seat 3: PsychicSykes ($10 in chips)
Proper Zing: posts small blind $0.05
PsychicSykes: posts big blind $0.10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Proper Zing [Ad Kh]
lizzimba said, "lol"
lizzimba: raises $0.20 to $0.30
PsychicSykes said, "sup"
Proper Zing: raises $0.70 to $1
lizzimba said, "hey"
PsychicSykes: folds
lizzimba: raises $3.10 to $4.10
Proper Zing said, "Jr Jr Jr"
Proper Zing: raises $6.52 to $10.62 and is all-in
lizzimba: calls $6.52
*** FLOP *** [8d 7c Qs]
*** TURN *** [8d 7c Qs] [5c]
*** RIVER *** [8d 7c Qs 5c] [4s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Proper Zing: shows [Ad Kh] (high card Ace)
lizzimba: shows [9s 9h] (a pair of Nines)
Proper Zing said, "sigh"
lizzimba collected $20.34 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $21.34 | Rake $1
Board [8d 7c Qs 5c 4s]
Seat 1: lizzimba (button) showed [9s 9h] and won ($20.34) with a pair of Nines
Seat 2: Proper Zing (small blind) showed [Ad Kh] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 3: PsychicSykes (big blind) folded before Flop

PokerStars Home Game #57113126530: {GRcade Grinders} Hold'em No Limit ($0.05/$0.10 USD) - 2011/02/04 20:14:00 WET [2011/02/04 15:14:00 ET]
Table 'Lomia VII' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: lizzimba ($39.95 in chips)
Seat 2: Proper Zing ($10 in chips)
Seat 3: PsychicSykes ($10 in chips)
PsychicSykes: posts small blind $0.05
lizzimba: posts big blind $0.10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Proper Zing [Th 8c]
PsychicSykes said, "Table looks fun"
lizzimba said, "holding up tonight lol"
Proper Zing: folds
PsychicSykes: raises $0.25 to $0.35
lizzimba said, "unlucky dude, it was all going in"
lizzimba: calls $0.25
*** FLOP *** [6d 7h Ts]
Proper Zing said, "i've been ahead in most of the big pots lol"
PsychicSykes: bets $0.50
lizzimba said, "well you werent there lol"
lizzimba: raises $0.80 to $1.30
PsychicSykes said, "What big hands did I miss?"
PsychicSykes: calls $0.80
*** TURN *** [6d 7h Ts] [9s]
lizzimba said, "we had an unbelievable cooler"
PsychicSykes: bets $2.10
PsychicSykes said, "Yeah?"
Proper Zing said, "no but youve not been holding up all night, coming from behind most"
lizzimba: raises $36.20 to $38.30 and is all-in
PsychicSykes: calls $6.25 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($29.95) returned to lizzimba
*** RIVER *** [6d 7h Ts 9s] [Ks]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
PsychicSykes: shows [Ac 8d] (a straight, Six to Ten)
lizzimba: shows [Td Js] (a pair of Tens)
PsychicSykes collected $19.01 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $20 | Rake $0.99
Board [6d 7h Ts 9s Ks]
Seat 1: lizzimba (big blind) showed [Td Js] and lost with a pair of Tens
Seat 2: Proper Zing (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: PsychicSykes (small blind) showed [Ac 8d] and won ($19.01) with a straight, Six to Ten

PokerStars Home Game #57113234377: {GRcade Grinders} Hold'em No Limit ($0.05/$0.10 USD) - 2011/02/04 20:15:44 WET [2011/02/04 15:15:44 ET]
Table 'Lomia VII' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: lizzimba ($30.05 in chips)
Seat 2: Proper Zing ($10 in chips)
Seat 3: PsychicSykes ($19.01 in chips)
Proper Zing: posts small blind $0.05
PsychicSykes: posts big blind $0.10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Proper Zing [Kd Kh]
Proper Zing said, "you werent"
Proper Zing said, "but i still had the best of it"
lizzimba said, "utter utter definition of cooler, its just unlucky"
lizzimba: folds
Proper Zing: raises $0.20 to $0.30
lizzimba said, "you did, but it played itself"
PsychicSykes: raises $0.70 to $1
Proper Zing: raises $1.90 to $2.90
PsychicSykes: raises $16.11 to $19.01 and is all-in
Proper Zing: calls $7.10 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($9.01) returned to PsychicSykes
lizzimba said, "you shoved really badly in with K-4 you defo werent ahead then!"
*** FLOP *** [3d 6c 2s]
Proper Zing said, "fml"
lizzimba said, "JESUS!"
*** TURN *** [3d 6c 2s] [3h]
*** RIVER *** [3d 6c 2s 3h] [7s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Proper Zing: shows [Kd Kh] (two pair, Kings and Threes)
PsychicSykes: shows [Ah Ad] (two pair, Aces and Threes)
PsychicSykes collected $19 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $20 | Rake $1
Board [3d 6c 2s 3h 7s]
Seat 1: lizzimba (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Proper Zing (small blind) showed [Kd Kh] and lost with two pair, Kings and Threes
Seat 3: PsychicSykes (big blind) showed [Ah Ad] and won ($19) with two pair, Aces and Threes

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PostRe: The Poker Thread - Crackin' Aces
by Oblomov Boblomov » Fri Feb 04, 2011 8:35 pm

That second hand! :shock:

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PostRe: The Poker Thread - Crackin' Aces
by Drumstick » Fri Feb 04, 2011 8:40 pm

This was a hand from last night.
PokerStars Home Game #57062684488: {GRcade Grinders} Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02 USD) - 2011/02/03 21:33:46 WET [2011/02/03 16:33:46 ET]
Table 'Thernoe XIII' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: PsychicSykes ($12.65 in chips)
Seat 5: Proper Zing ($13.72 in chips)
Seat 7: lizzimba ($6.96 in chips)
PsychicSykes: posts small blind $0.01
Proper Zing: posts big blind $0.02
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Proper Zing [Ad 9c]
PsychicSykes said, "Insult me"
PsychicSykes said, "Then fold when I have QQ"
lizzimba said, "just was willing to gamble there and then"
PsychicSykes said, "Double whammy"
lizzimba: folds
PsychicSykes: raises $0.05 to $0.07
Proper Zing: raises $0.15 to $0.22
PsychicSykes: raises $0.40 to $0.62
Proper Zing: calls $0.40
*** FLOP *** [2d 9d Ks]
PsychicSykes said, "Careful now"
PsychicSykes: bets $1.10
Proper Zing: calls $1.10
*** TURN *** [2d 9d Ks] [3d]
PsychicSykes said, "Don't forget how I'm always bluffing here, k?"
PsychicSykes: bets $2
Proper Zing: calls $2
*** RIVER *** [2d 9d Ks 3d] [8c]
PsychicSykes: bets $8.93 and is all-in
PsychicSykes said, "I'm happy"
Proper Zing: calls $8.93
*** SHOW DOWN ***
PsychicSykes: shows [Jh 9s] (a pair of Nines)
Proper Zing: shows [Ad 9c] (a pair of Nines - Ace kicker)
Proper Zing collected $24.30 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $25.30 | Rake $1
Board [2d 9d Ks 3d 8c]
Seat 1: PsychicSykes (small blind) showed [Jh 9s] and lost with a pair of Nines
Seat 5: Proper Zing (big blind) showed [Ad 9c] and won ($24.30) with a pair of Nines
Seat 7: lizzimba (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)


Ooh, another few hands from this session.

PokerStars Home Game #57115821707: {GRcade Grinders} Hold'em No Limit ($0.05/$0.10 USD) - 2011/02/04 20:59:18 WET [2011/02/04 15:59:18 ET]
Table 'Lomia VII' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: lizzimba ($38.73 in chips)
Seat 2: Proper Zing ($12.49 in chips)
lizzimba: posts small blind $0.05
Proper Zing: posts big blind $0.10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Proper Zing [Js Jd]
lizzimba: raises $0.20 to $0.30
Proper Zing: raises $0.70 to $1
lizzimba: raises $1.30 to $2.30
Proper Zing: raises $10.19 to $12.49 and is all-in
lizzimba: calls $10.19
*** FLOP *** [2s 4s 9s]
*** TURN *** [2s 4s 9s] [Jh]
*** RIVER *** [2s 4s 9s Jh] [Qh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Proper Zing: shows [Js Jd] (three of a kind, Jacks)
lizzimba: shows [Kd Kc] (a pair of Kings)
Proper Zing collected $24.48 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $24.98 | Rake $0.50
Board [2s 4s 9s Jh Qh]
Seat 1: lizzimba (button) (small blind) showed [Kd Kc] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 2: Proper Zing (big blind) showed [Js Jd] and won ($24.48) with three of a kind, Jacks

PokerStars Home Game #57115876581: {GRcade Grinders} Hold'em No Limit ($0.05/$0.10 USD) - 2011/02/04 21:00:28 WET [2011/02/04 16:00:28 ET]
Table 'Lomia VII' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: lizzimba ($26.44 in chips)
Seat 2: Proper Zing ($24.28 in chips)
lizzimba: posts small blind $0.05
Proper Zing: posts big blind $0.10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Proper Zing [Ah Ks]
lizzimba: raises $0.20 to $0.30
Proper Zing said, "i still have some moolah to regain"
Proper Zing: raises $0.70 to $1
lizzimba: calls $0.70
*** FLOP *** [5c Kd 6c]
Proper Zing: checks
lizzimba: bets $1.30
Proper Zing: calls $1.30
*** TURN *** [5c Kd 6c] [8h]
Proper Zing: checks
lizzimba: bets $2.90
Proper Zing: raises $3.30 to $6.20
lizzimba: calls $3.30
*** RIVER *** [5c Kd 6c 8h] [Ts]
Proper Zing: checks
lizzimba: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Proper Zing: shows [Ah Ks] (a pair of Kings)
lizzimba: mucks hand
Proper Zing collected $16.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $17 | Rake $0.50
Board [5c Kd 6c 8h Ts]
Seat 1: lizzimba (button) (small blind) mucked [7h 6h]
Seat 2: Proper Zing (big blind) showed [Ah Ks] and won ($16.50) with a pair of Kings

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PostRe: The Poker Thread - Crackin' Aces
by DML » Fri Feb 04, 2011 10:46 pm

Rail me guys!

Could be about to win one!

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PostRe: The Poker Thread - Crackin' Aces
by PaperMacheMario » Fri Feb 04, 2011 11:23 pm

Well played man, unlucky with second!

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PostRe: The Poker Thread - Crackin' Aces
by DML » Fri Feb 04, 2011 11:23 pm

So close!

2nd!

:x

Just didn't get the cards, when I did - I utterly merked him. Never mind, not gonna be too disappointed with that

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PostRe: The Poker Thread - Crackin' Aces
by Drumstick » Sat Feb 05, 2011 3:24 pm

Liv Boeree
First homegame tourney tonight - $5 buyin, 8pm GMT on Pokerstars. Club ID:118310, passcode is my fave Metallica album (all lower case)...
2 hours 25 minutes ago

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PostRe: The Poker Thread - Crackin' Aces
by DML » Sat Feb 05, 2011 3:33 pm

Drumstick wrote:
Liv Boeree
First homegame tourney tonight - $5 buyin, 8pm GMT on Pokerstars. Club ID:118310, passcode is my fave Metallica album (all lower case)...
2 hours 25 minutes ago

:shifty:


What are you suggesting...

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PostRe: The Poker Thread - Crackin' Aces
by Drumstick » Sat Feb 05, 2011 3:38 pm

I'm suggesting that some of us should play it later on. The password can be one of the following:
Kill 'Em All
Ride the Lightning
Master of Puppets
...And Justice for All
Metallica
Load
ReLoad
St. Anger
Death Magnetic

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PostRe: The Poker Thread - Crackin' Aces
by DML » Sat Feb 05, 2011 3:42 pm

Ive just tried a load, hasnt worked yet.

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PostRe: The Poker Thread - Crackin' Aces
by DML » Sat Feb 05, 2011 4:00 pm

OK I have tried all the albums now.

:|

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PostRe: The Poker Thread - Crackin' Aces
by Drumstick » Sat Feb 05, 2011 4:08 pm

I just tried some and 'master of puppets' worked for me.

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PostRe: The Poker Thread - Crackin' Aces
by Igor » Sat Feb 05, 2011 4:09 pm

Ask her for nudes.

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PostRe: The Poker Thread - Crackin' Aces
by DML » Sat Feb 05, 2011 4:17 pm

OK I've joined, lets see what occurs...

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