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Mr. M. SLOANE 'Eric Sloane' wrote:Now then,
Our Josey is getting on a bit like, I mean she can still have a laugh at the telly and that and will still do me a roast dinner - 'Throw an egg on it girl, I'm Hank Marvin here' - nioce one Josey. Anyway, her telly went on the Barton Fink a few beards back and we've all been purely Keith Flint since nineteen oh benk when Tate and Lyle shut so me and our kid threw a couple of pound notes in and got the old girl this very smart photie of that lad off the telly whose brother is pure minted.
It's given the old lass pure minutes of pleasure, d'yer know what she said? Eh? Do yer? Do yer? She said,'Eric Lad, that's the best picture of a fella sitting at a table having a sly bevvie that I've ever seen!'.
She's dead now.
But happy.
Nice one, Paul, lad.
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Fossickson Greeb-Streebling wrote:Don't buy this picture. It looks fine on the website, but the one they send you is upside-down. My wife hasn't stopped crying for a week.