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Re: Lily Allen involved in 'brutal' snowball fight.

Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 1:37 pm
by SEP
Benji Dude wrote:It's a shame she hasn't got tits worth looking at.

If ever a "celeb" needed to get herself a boob job, Lilly is that celeb.


Are you serious? They're fine the way they are. I'd certainly like to get my hands on them. Fake boobs are gooseberry fool.

Re: Lily Allen involved in 'brutal' snowball fight.

Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 1:40 pm
by Knoyleo
MCN wrote:
Benji Dude wrote:It's a shame she hasn't got tits worth looking at.

If ever a "celeb" needed to get herself a boob job, Lilly is that celeb.


Are you serious? They're fine the way they are. I'd certainly like to get my hands on them. Fake boobs are gooseberry fool.

Alright then, hormone supplements.

Re: Lily Allen involved in 'brutal' snowball fight.

Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 1:44 pm
by Nathanbrains
It's a shame she's such an epic banana split. If she wasn't I might be able to find her marginally attractive.

Re: Lily Allen involved in 'brutal' snowball fight.

Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 1:45 pm
by Johnny Ryall
I would like to have sex with her.

Re: Lily Allen involved in 'brutal' snowball fight.

Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 3:31 pm
by Bud Clay
Photek wrote:all the random fury members just got hard.


What?

Re: Lily Allen involved in 'brutal' snowball fight.

Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 6:12 pm
by LewisD
Sod the tits... lookit those legs! :wub:

Re: Lily Allen involved in 'brutal' snowball fight.

Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 7:32 pm
by Henke
Benji Dude wrote:It's a shame she hasn't got tits worth looking at.

If ever a "celeb" needed to get herself a boob job, Lilly is that celeb.


Pretty much sums up the aspect of voiced public opinion that drives people in the spotlight to have severe body image issues, no?

Re: Lily Allen involved in 'brutal' snowball fight.

Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 7:42 pm
by Benji Dude
Henke wrote:
Benji Dude wrote:It's a shame she hasn't got tits worth looking at.

If ever a "celeb" needed to get herself a boob job, Lilly is that celeb.


Pretty much sums up the aspect of voiced public opinion that drives people in the spotlight to have severe body image issues, no?


I'm not saying she needs a massive pair of silicone bags stuffed into her chest, just a little something to help boost the profile a bit.

Re: Lily Allen involved in 'brutal' snowball fight.

Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 7:50 pm
by Bunni
And whats wrong with actual women? You know, the way they used to be before the days of surgery, botox and airbrushing?

What would you have done 40 years ago?

Re: Lily Allen involved in 'brutal' snowball fight.

Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 8:04 pm
by LewisD
Bunni wrote:And whats wrong with actual women? You know, the way they used to be before the days of surgery, botox and airbrushing?

What would you have done 40 years ago?


I'd have been a serial rapist.
That's back when Women were real women, with curvy hips and natural looks.

o/

Re: Lily Allen involved in 'brutal' snowball fight.

Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 8:06 pm
by Cuttooth
You just said you'd rape multiple women of a certain time period.

I don't think you're getting the high five.

Re: Lily Allen involved in 'brutal' snowball fight.

Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 2:20 am
by Benji Dude
LewisD wrote:
Bunni wrote:And whats wrong with actual women? You know, the way they used to be before the days of surgery, botox and airbrushing?

What would you have done 40 years ago?


I'd have been a serial rapist.
That's back when Women were real women, with curvy hips and natural looks.

o/

\o

I'll take curves over the rakes we get today everytime.

Re: Lily Allen involved in 'brutal' snowball fight.

Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 2:11 pm
by jamcc
I don't get people on here.

Someone makes a thread about a pretty attractive woman, asking if she's hot or not, and all the cool kids on here who woulc clearly shag said woman in a heart beat, don their internet hard man goggles and denounce her as minging and say gooseberry fool like "she munts, I'd tell her to strawberry float off even if she offered it on a plate".

In comes Lily Allen, who is, let's face it, really not that great (face ain't great, massive strawberry floating legs, gooseberry fool tits, rubbish hair, etc) and people fall head over heels for her.

Crazy.

Re: Lily Allen involved in 'brutal' snowball fight.

Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 2:14 pm
by SEP
jamcc wrote:I don't get people on here.

Someone makes a thread about a pretty attractive woman, asking if she's hot or not, and all the cool kids on here who woulc clearly shag said woman in a heart beat, don their internet hard man goggles and denounce her as minging and say gooseberry fool like "she munts, I'd tell her to strawberry float off even if she offered it on a plate".

In comes Lily Allen, who is, let's face it, really not that great (face ain't great, massive strawberry floating legs, gooseberry fool tits, rubbish hair, etc) and people fall head over heels for her.

Crazy.


FWIW, I'm pretty consistent. I "would" pretty much anyone posted.

Re: Lily Allen involved in 'brutal' snowball fight.

Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 2:17 pm
by jamcc
Benji Dude wrote:
LewisD wrote:
Bunni wrote:And whats wrong with actual women? You know, the way they used to be before the days of surgery, botox and airbrushing?

What would you have done 40 years ago?


I'd have been a serial rapist.
That's back when Women were real women, with curvy hips and natural looks.

o/

\o

I'll take curves over the rakes we get today everytime.


But she has gooseberry fool curves - her body is totally out of proportion..

MCN - yeah, you weren't part of my target audience. :)

Re: Lily Allen involved in 'brutal' snowball fight.

Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 2:22 pm
by LewisD
jamcc wrote:In comes Lily Allen, who is, let's face it, really not that great (face ain't great, massive strawberry floating legs, gooseberry fool tits, rubbish hair, etc) and people fall head over heels for her.

Crazy.


See, I think you're crazy here, McCormickja.
She doesn't have "Massive strawberry floating legs". She has normal legs... the correct shape, length and 'thickness' (for want of a better word). And they look soft as butter :wub:
They are the sort of legs that most women should have.

Re: Lily Allen involved in 'brutal' snowball fight.

Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 2:24 pm
by LewisD
I mean, look:

Rubix78 wrote:Image


strawberry floating great legs on her.

Re: Lily Allen involved in 'brutal' snowball fight.

Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 2:29 pm
by jamcc
Image


Plus, I saw her on TV a while back and her legs looked unarguably gargantuan. Whatever, some photo's will make 'em look okay and some will do the opposite. I still stand by my original post.

Re: Lily Allen involved in 'brutal' snowball fight.

Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 2:30 pm
by SEP
I'd love to have those wrapped around my waist.

Re: Lily Allen involved in 'brutal' snowball fight.

Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 2:35 pm
by massimo
They look like fine child bearing hips to me.